After going down the mountain, Jiang Li took a taxi and went straight to the airport.

"Master, you're driving a little fiercely. Jiang Li watched the taxi overtake all the way and couldn't help but sigh.

The driver smiled: "Haha...... Don't be afraid, I've been driving a car for 20 years, and you will put 120 hearts in my car, and you will be absolutely completely delivered to the place. ”

When Jiang Li heard this, he smiled bitterly, why did he feel panicked by this?

The driver was about to say something, but he heard a bang!

A car suddenly sped up when the driver changed lanes and slammed into the taxi's butt.

The driver's words were swallowed back immediately, and at the same time, he did not panic, skillfully grasped the steering wheel, rushed forward with one foot on the accelerator, and then slowly slowed down and stopped on the side of the road.

Then, before the driver got out of the car, he scolded: "Do you TM know how to drive?"

The driver pushed the car door and got out of the car, and his angry face turned into a bitter melon face.

Jiang Li leaned on the back window and looked back, only to see a Rolls-Royce slowly parked next to the car, Jiang Li said speechlessly: "Good guy, this taxi master is afraid that he is going to sell the house." ”

Rolls-Royce stopped with a passing police car, and two traffic policemen got down......

The crow hiding in Jiang Li's arms poked his head out, glanced at it and said, "This is too coincidental, right?"

The penguin is big and round, and in her clothes, Jiang Li looks like she is pregnant. So in the end, Doudou was stuffed into the suitcase again, and when he heard the crow say this, he also asked curiously: "Let me out, I'll see what happens." ”

Jiang Li ignored him, but frowned and said, "It's indeed a bit of a coincidence, but it doesn't matter, we're in a hurry anyway." ”

After speaking, Jiang Li pushed the car door, directly picked up Qianmo and went out.

Then ignoring the stunned gaze of the owner of the Rolls-Royce and the taxi driver, he walked to the trunk.

The taxi master said: "It's deformed, and it can't be opened." ”

Click!

Jiang Li casually ripped off the trunk lid, and then took out his suitcase. Before the driver master spoke, he gave him a thousand yuan and said, "Take it to repair, I'm in a hurry." ”

After speaking, Jiang Li pulled the suitcase with one hand, held the baby with the other, followed by an old man in black clothes, and walked away in such a dashing manner.

In the Rolls-Royce car, the driver turned around and asked, "Master, the target is gone, shall we continue to act?"

In the back seat of the car, there was an old man wearing a Tang costume and holding a wine gourd, the old man was very kind, especially when he laughed, he was like a little Buddha.

At this moment, he couldn't laugh, but couldn't help but scold: "This grandson is not curious at all, doesn't he look like watching a play at all?"

When a poor man hits a rich man's car, don't you want to see what happens to that unlucky child?

If you don't have curiosity, why don't you have any sympathy?"

The driver coughed dryly and said, "Master, do you still want him to pay for this car?"

The old man glared at the driver and said, "Nonsense! My money is not blown by the wind, he changes the line randomly, and he is not fully responsible! Let him pay, and he has to pay for the pants!"

After saying that, the old man pushed open the door and got out of the car.

At this time, two traffic policemen came over and said, "You are the owner of this car, right?"

The old man pointed to the driver and said, "I'm looking for him, I'm still in a hurry to go fishing." There is a dashcam in the car, and the grandson changes lanes randomly, you can watch it. ”

After speaking, the old man chased Jiang away with a wine gourd, and muttered in his mouth: "Scolding, where did the traffic police come from? This is too coincidental, right?"

After talking to the traffic police, the young man walked up to the taxi driver and said, "Are you in the back room?"

The taxi driver burst into tears......

"Jiang Li, such an expensive car, I'm afraid the taxi master can't afford to pay for it, right?" Qian Mo said with a little sympathy.

Jiang Li said disapprenously: "They are all adults, and they know what the consequences of what they do will cause." Since I dared to drive so fast, I thought about the consequences of crashing into a car or hitting someone...... Now the consequences have appeared, although they are beyond his expectations, but they are not worthy of sympathy. ”

Jiang Li saw that Qianmo's big eyes were still a little unrelieved, so he said, "What would happen to you if he drove me to death?"

Qian Mo immediately took out his gun and said, "I shot him with one shot!"

Jiang Li smiled: "Why?"

"I'm just your relative, no matter who hurts you, I'm going to kill him!"

Jiang Li smiled, and then asked Qian Mo solemnly: "So, do you know whose relatives, whose brother, whose father will be the person he killed? If the other party dies, what will happen to his relatives, wife, and children? But if he drives slowly, with his twenty years of driving experience, this risk can be reduced to a negligible level." But he chose to take the risk......"

Hearing this, Qian Mo was silent.

Jiang Li knew that Qianmo understood, so he didn't say anything anymore, but stopped another car and went to the airport.

And at this moment, the old man just got out of the car and walked this way, and when he saw Jiang Li taking a taxi again, he was suddenly anxious and ran along.

For a while, many people looked over and muttered: "I'm Cao, this old man's physical fitness is really good......"

Another old man asked other old men and old ladies: "Is there a discount on overtime eggs over there?"

"I don't know. ”

"There should be, otherwise it would not have been possible to run so fast. ”

......

The old man was obviously not an ordinary person, his six senses were keen, he could hear clearly, and he was so angry that he almost vomited blood.

He glared fiercely at the old men and old ladies who were idle and had nothing to do, and hurriedly stopped a car, threw over a handful of money, and chased Jiang away.

When he arrived at the airport, Jiang Li first went to a nearby restaurant, and then took out Doudou and Crow.

When the two fellows saw it, the crow hurriedly shouted, "Boss, boss, you won't need to go back, right? Look at me, it's too cold in the north, and the hair grows a lot faster." I'm covered in fluff now, no matter how much you brush the oil, I can't become a Dong'an chicken. Besides, there are no Dong'an chickens for sale in the Northeast, chicken stewed with mushrooms, and you don't have mushrooms. ”

Jiang Li touched his chin and nodded, expressing his approval.

The crow breathed a sigh of relief......

At this moment, Jiang Li muttered: "The hairy chicken ......" Then his eyes lit up, and he slapped his hands and smiled: "There is indeed no Dong'an chicken in the Northeast, but there are hairy eggs in the Northeast! Look at your fluffy body, it's just right!"

Then, with a loveless expression, the crow was coated with a layer of soy sauce and chili pepper by Jiang Li, and shouted in his heart: "Don't let me know who invented the hairy egg, beat it alive, and dig a grave for the dead!"

After dealing with the crows, Jiang Li looked at Doudou.

Doudougan laughed and said: "The crow pretending to be a hairy egg is already too big, and the hairy eggs in the Northeast are not so big, they are all chicks...... I can't look at my height......"

Jiang Li smiled, directly put the pocket into it, then grabbed a handful of sauerkraut and threw it in, and said: "The vacuum iron pot relies on the goose, and you can eat it when you go back and add soup by yourself! Haha, why did my mother give birth to me so smart? Hahaha......

casually used the vacuum machine on the side to seal the two guys and threw them into the suitcase, Jiang Li Meizi pulled the suitcase and carried the baby into the airport.

Similarly, Doudou and Crow were dragged out of the box again after passing through security.

However, it was Doudou who was dragged out first, and the security inspector looked at Doudou and sauerkraut, and then looked at Jiang Li.

Jiang Li grinned and said: "Souvenir, the iron pot relies on the goose, and it is vacuum-packed." ”

"Dude, you ...... That's not right. "The security officer is a man of five years and three thick, but when he says this, his eyes are shining.

Jiang Wei's head trembled, and he said in his heart, has he been seen through? His plan is so seamless, has it all been seen through?

As a result, I heard the security inspector say: "Have you been fooled? This goose is long, hehe...... I've never seen anything so bumpy since I've grown so big. You see, this neck is too short...... And this leg, as if it didn't grow...... And the vote is too small. ”

Jiang Li coughed dryly and said, "This thing is a new variety......

"I haven't plucked the hair for you, and the craftsmanship is too rough. Who sells it? It's too foolish? Tell you, buddy, they're all from the Northeast, and I can't get enough of it. ”

Jiang Li didn't expect to meet a warm-hearted person, but he still explained bitterly, Doudou is a variety of small fat goose, with a short neck but more meat, short legs but more meat, mainly more fat, and the stew is extraordinarily fragrant.

As a result, the security inspector became interested, and asked Jiang Li where he could sell it, and he also went to buy it.

Jiang Li had no choice but to give Li Chengjun's address and phone number to the other party.

Then the security inspector happily put away the address, pulled the crow out again, and then was happy again: "Brother, this ...... What kind of thing is this? Chickens are not chickens, birds are not birds, and they are still hairy...... This soy sauce chili on top, oops...... You're not going to be a new breed, are you?"

Jiang Li coughed dryly and said, "Big hairy egg...... Ostrich feather eggs. ”

At this time, the other side urged, and the security inspector didn't talk nonsense, making sure that this thing was not contraband, and after Li Chengjun could buy it, he let it go directly.

When he walked away, Jiang Li could still hear him muttering somewhere: "Go back and taste the whole thing." ”

Jiang Li hurriedly accelerated and left, and when he arrived at the boarding gate, there was still so much time, Jiang Li asked Heilian to take care of Qianmo and Xingli, and went to the toilet by himself.

Seeing this, Black Lotus turned around in place and followed.

"What are you doing here, you are a big demon king, and you still want to pee?" Jiang Li looked at Hei Lian curiously.

Heilian glanced at him and said, "I can't kill people now, I can't set fires, what's wrong with me peeing?"

Jiang Li was speechless for a while......

At the same time, outside, Qianmo was sitting alone on the suitcase, his little short legs trying to light on the ground, sliding back and forth on the ground as if he were driving. While sliding, he complained: "It's been so long to go to the toilet, do men have to queue up to go to the toilet?"

"Little girl, are you alone?" At that moment, an old face suddenly came over, and the folds of that face smiled as if it could kill a fly.