Chapter 22 Professionalism

Cheng Shu hurriedly shouted, "Wait!"

Jiang Li turned around.

Cheng Shu said: "That, if someone asks who killed this guy, what should I do?"

Jiang Li touched his chin and said, "Hmm...... Let's just say you killed you!"

"Ah?!" Cheng Shu said with a crying voice: "What strength do I have, it is very clear above, and no one believes it." ”

"That's your business! I don't care!" Jiang said to the old man as he ran: "Uncle, go back and teach me to fish!"

The old man looked at Jiang Li's back and said with a wry smile: "In the future...... Without you by my side, who would dare to fish!"

Heilian looked back at Cheng Shu and asked Jiang Li, "Don't want the money?"

"Don't worry, it will be delivered. Run first, or you'll lose money when the guy who gets smashed the car comes. Jiang Lidao.

Jiang Li ran back home in a puff of smoke, and then the door was closed, and he went straight to bed and went to sleep!

Hei Lian didn't scold Jiang Li for the first time, but sat down on the table next to him and asked, "What's wrong?"

Jiang Limm snorted.

Hei Lian said: "What's this? Isn't it just killing a big one and killing a small one?"

Jiang Li glanced at Heilian lightly and said, "Are you enlightening me?"

Heilian said: "Yes, I'm afraid that you will collapse, and then the two of us will starve to death together." ”

Jiang Li: "......"

Jiang Li pillowed his hands, looked at the roof of the shed and said: "I'm not as fragile as you said, but I feel a little uncomfortable when I think I killed other people's families, especially one of them, who is a child." ”

Hei Lian smiled, "Kid? Have you ever seen a child who looks like a truck? That guy is an adult...... Moreover, for demons, killing is age-indiscriminate. Demonic ideas, most of which are dark. They don't know what ethics and morality are, as long as they are happy and kill everyone, it doesn't matter. If you let that little demon fish go today, you'll see the news of the slaughter of the village tomorrow morning. ”

Jiang Li turned over and asked, "You demons, are you all so virtuous?"

Black Lotus said: "Almost...... Occasionally there are two mavericks. ”

"For example, you?" Jiang Li asked.

Hei Lian suddenly said unhappily: "For example, a fart! If Lao Tzu hadn't met you scum, I would have slaughtered this planet by now, how could there be any room for those scum to get a piece of the pie!"

Jiang Li rolled his eyes, he didn't bother to take care of Heilian, turned over and really went to sleep.

When Jiang Li woke up, he found that Black Lotus was actually squatting on the balcony, not knowing what he was looking at!

Jiang Li leaned over and asked, "What are you doing?"

Heilian sighed and said, "Then why don't the bear children stop doing it?"

Jiang Li directly gave him a roll of his eyes and said, "If you want to eat bitter gourd balls, we will make it ourselves when we have the money." Don't worry about the little widow downstairs all day!"

Hei Lian rolled her eyes and said, "Get out! I'm educating children, understand?"

Jiang Li didn't bother to pay attention to this big devil with a dead duck's mouth, turned on the TV casually, sat down on the sofa, and watched the latest news.

Due to the frequent appearance of demons recently, ordinary people finally realized that watching variety shows and soap operas cannot make them better survive in this world.

As a result, the news broadcast, which had always been lifeless, finally ushered in the peak period of this life! Many television stations even directly canceled variety shows and began to broadcast all kinds of current affairs news about the devil.

At the same time, the news channel, which has always taken the serious route, has also begun to appear barrage, allowing everyone to send barrage at any time.

For a time, the heat of the news reached an unprecedented state.

"Recently, the frequent appearance of demons has caused a lot of damage to society, but everyone has also seen the power of our human beings. The Guardians, who have never appeared in front of the world before, have proved with their strength that humanity is still the top of the world pyramid.

Just this afternoon, on the banks of the Xiaoxiang River, the transcendental-level guardian Sky Tree successfully killed two fish-man demons whose danger level reached the orange level.

There may still be people who don't understand the classification of demon danger levels, so let's briefly talk about it again here.

Because of the initial appearance of demons, everyone has not fully understood the strength of demons, and it is impossible to accurately divide their strength. As a result, the Guardian Organizations can now simply classify demonic destructiveness as a natural disaster.

They are the lowest level of blue, the slightly higher level of yellow, then the orange, and the highest level of red disaster.

Please see the live news ......"

Seeing this, Heilian immediately laughed wildly: "Hahaha...... Boy, your credit has been taken by this kid again, haha......"

After Heilian laughed at Jiang Li for a while, she found that Jiang Li didn't react at all, she watched TV with relish, and didn't forget to comment: "This kid is quite photogenic." ”

Heilian was stunned and said, "You're not angry?"

Jiang Li scratched his head: "Why are you angry?"

Hei Lian pointed to the TV and said: "Obviously, you killed the two demons, you are the big hero, these people should come to interview you! All kinds of honors and halos should be yours!"

Jiang Li glanced at him and said, "Get out, if it is really exposed, the good days of the two of us will come to an end." If you are in trouble all day long, you don't like it, but I still think about it. ”

Speaking of this, Jiang Li clapped his hands and said, "By the way, the reward for the orange disaster should be quite a lot, right? I have to ask him to send it to me, and when I have money, please eat crayfish." ”

Heilian looked at Jiang Li speechlessly for a while, and said, "You have such a heart...... It's huge!"

Then Hei Lian's eyes rolled, and he suddenly pointed to the TV and said: "Boy, look at these little girls, all of them are so watery! Look at you again, are you still a single dog? Look at the eyes of them looking at that little green sapling......! I can't close my legs anymore. I guess this kid must have a big bed tonight and a bunch of beautiful women......"

Click!

The water cup in Jiang Li's hand was crushed!

Hei Lian looked at it, as if she had caught Jiang Li's lifeline, and laughed and said, "How about it? If I were you, go over now, beat that kid away, and then carry all the girls back! As for having a few children, I'll talk about it later!"

Originally, Jiang Li was indeed a little envious and jealous, and he almost jumped up and shouted, Lao Tzu is going to be a guardian!

As a result, when he heard Hei Lian's words, he suddenly glanced at him and said: "In addition to resisting beatings, creating people, and giving birth to children, can you have some fresh ideas? Every time I listen to your cookie-cutter bad ideas, I have no interest at all!"

When Hei Lian heard this, he exclaimed unhappily: "What can I do? In the past, I used to use my brain to do things, and I directly killed and killed...... If I hadn't met you, the grandson of the turtle, I would have changed from a generation of great demon kings to an instigator?"

Jiang Li was not angry, hugged his arms and said lightly: "Do one line of love and one line, can't you be professional? ”