Chapter 1 I'm Not Committing Suicide?
Pu Tao fell out of love, sat on the edge of the roof of the 76th floor of the company, and poured half a bottle of the second pot head as soon as he raised his head.
He was afraid of pain, so he drank too much, and he could jump off the building for a while.
It is said that no one loves the program ape, and the object who has just been engaged in it for half a year was abducted by a physical education teacher, Pu Tao's heart is cool and cool, what is so good about the physical education teacher? Just because of strong physical fitness? That doesn't necessarily mean that other functions are strong!
I'm a single iron man for more than 20 years, and I can't convince a goblin?
Pu Tao's eyes were dizzy, he got up with the strength of wine, and looked down, white clouds,
"Hey, I'm so dizzy!"
Just as he was mustering up the courage to jump down, he suddenly heard someone behind him say, "Grapes, isn't it just a broken love? What a big deal! Why is a big husband without a wife? Don't jump, let me tell you, that woman made money with someone else, do you know?"
Pu Tao turned around and saw his good brother Aiding standing eight meters behind him with a worried face, stretching out his hand to pull him.
Pu Tao smiled: "My girlfriend blew it, and she called it taking advantage? What kind of logic do you have?"
Aydin said: "Think about it, if she marries that guy and becomes someone else's wife, won't you make a profit! Other people's daughter-in-law you sleep for free for half a year......
This brain circuit is really very strange.
"Dude, don't tease me, okay!" Pu Tao raised his head and laughed, turning his head with a gloomy face, "What did I sleep for free for half a year, I spent tens of thousands of yuan, and I didn't even hold my hand!"
Hearing this, Aidin's face turned green, "Didn't you brag to me last time, didn't you already break the gong?
Pu Tao's face turned red and his heart was ruthless, "Anyway, Lao Tzu is going to die, what kind of cowhide are you bragging!"
He raised his head and poured the remaining half of the bottle of wine, and shouted: "Lao Tzu has taken off his clothes, and it is suddenly inconvenient, just a little bit, not far from success!
Ai Ding was speechless, and then persuaded him: "Brother, you can't give up the whole forest for the sake of a tree! Flower girl has it, I'll take you a dragon at night, great health care! Besides, what can I do if you hang up! I've been with you for so many years, don't you know my mind?"
"I'll ...... I can't talk about it this day, I have to bend it if I talk about it again!" Pu Tao's blood-red eyes widened,
He thought about it, in this world, his only buddy was only Aydin, so he simply took out his wallet, threw it to him, and said, "Password 123654, you can live well for your buddy!"
There was a card in the bag, a few thousand dollars in deposit, and a family heirloom bronze mirror for Aydin as a souvenir.
In the farewell sound, he jumped up, only to feel the wind in his ears, and flew up in a flicker.
Aydin grabbed the wallet, pounced on it with a bitter face, and shouted, "You don't want to think about your father?"
"Daddy, how long has it been since you visited the second elder?" Pu Tao was a little vague!
I think of them and I really regret it, and I haven't repaid the nurturing kindness!
Aidin leaned out, barely holding Pu Tao by an arm's length,
Then, his feet slipped, and he fell down with Pu Tao,
"This is really wronged, I'm still young, I don't want to die!"
When Pu Tao heard this, he turned around and looked up, and the whole person was stunned, "Why don't you ...... This is really a good buddy who lives and dies! Even jumping off the building will accompany you! The truth is everywhere in the world!"
Let's say that these two people go up and down, like parachuting, swaying down with the wind,
Pu Tao's wallet suddenly flashed, and a palm-sized mirror suddenly flew up,
Under the action of the mirror, the clouds in mid-air suddenly condensed into the shape of a mirror.
The two of them fell into the mirror one after the other, and disappeared suddenly, leaving only white clouds in the air.
A lot of people downstairs who eat melons stopped doing it, they watched it well, where did the actors go?
Everyone shouted loudly: "The ancestor has appeared, everyone come out and see!
.......
Pu Tao opened his eyes and couldn't help but be stunned.
He found that he was not dead, but instead appeared in a shabby grass house, and his clothes were worn out and patched.
At this moment, he was lying on the edge of a half-collapsed bed, as if he had just woken up.
found that Pu Tao woke up, and a sick old man lying on the bed suddenly said: "Good grandson, grandpa is about to die, and there is no family property left for you when he is dying, this mirror is quite magical, give it to you for self-defense!"
Pu Tao unconsciously stretched out his hand and caught the palm-sized bronze mirror, and found that this thing was clearly his ancestral antique mirror.
The same bronze material, the same size, even the Pisces behind the mirror are exactly the same.
He couldn't help but take out the mirror he was carrying, and compared the two,
The two mirrors suddenly merged into one, becoming one.
For the first time, Pu Tao felt that this mirror seemed to be not just an antique, but an unusual treasure!
The old man looked a little kind, and at this moment, there was still a breath.
He also ignored Pu Tao's small actions, and then confessed his last words: "My old Pu family will rely on you to inherit the lineage in the future! Remember to take a meritorious test, glorify the ancestors! When I die, don't forget to bury me and your grandmother together!"
After the old man said this, he closed his eyes, kicked his legs, and whined.
Pu Tao knelt on the ground, his limbs numb, and said in his heart: "Grandpa, I haven't figured out who you are here! I don't know where my grandmother is? Why are you in such a hurry to leave? Isn't it a little too irresponsible!"
At this moment, he finally felt the pain of Aydin, was implicated by others, and became a grandson, which is really wronged!
Suddenly it occurred to me that the kid who said Aydin's words seemed to have fallen into the sea of clouds with him, where did he go at this moment?
Just thinking about it, someone next to the old man spoke: "Taozi, although I am not your own grandmother, I have been with your grandfather for most of my life, and now, can you accept me?"
Pu Tao was taken aback, "Grandpa has nothing around him, how can anyone talk?"
He stood up, only to find that there was a furry monster lying next to the old man,
At this moment, the monster's face was full of gloom, and it seemed that it was going to die soon.
Pu Tao stared at the beads of his eyes, almost biting his tongue, so he didn't exclaim, "Isn't this a common fox in the animal world?
Seeing Pu Tao's frightened appearance, the fox sighed and said, "Hey, it seems that I have spent most of my life with Song Ling, but I am still not accepted by his descendants!"
Hearing this, Pu Tao remembered the old man's confession about being buried with his grandmother,
He shouted suspiciously, "Grandma?"
"Hey!" the fox's eyes suddenly bent into a crescent moon, but he didn't expect this grandson to suddenly change his sex, and it seemed that he accepted his existence.
"Although grandma is not your own grandmother, you have to have a gift to change your words!"
The old fox opened his mouth, spit out a red bead, and said: "Pu Tao, speaking of which, I didn't help the old man give birth to a boy and a girl, it's a pity! You are also my own grandson, I will accompany Song Ling, this thing is still useful, so I will give it to you!"
Pu Tao shrank his hand, and said that people are about to die, and their words are good, and beasts are dying and their songs are also mourning.
But looking at the fox in front of him and speaking human words, he said in his heart that if he was not panicked, it was false,
Even if it's his step-grandmother, that's not good,
After all, I didn't know it a minute ago!
How can you ask for something from a stranger?
But Pu Tao's mind suddenly lit up, "Songling? Pu? Could this old man be his own ancestor Pu Songling? I've never heard that he also has a vixen's wife? This news is a bit explosive!"
Moreover, the old ancestor who had just met hung up, and the fox grandmother followed closely behind......!
Pu Tao's heart was a little chaotic,
The old fox couldn't wait so long, and he sighed: "Don't think grandma is dirty, you can use this thing in the future! By the way, Xiaotao, although grandma has accompanied your grandfather, there are some things that have to be explained clearly." Your grandfather once set a doll for you, she is the daughter of the Shu family, named Shu Guan'er, do you remember to give the old man the bloodline as soon as possible......"
"And a cheap fiancée?" Pu Tao didn't know whether he was happy or worried, and his mind was even more confused.
The red beads flew in his face, and Pu Tao had no choice but to hold it in his hand, which was regarded as accepting this kindness.
The kind-eyed old fox nodded at Pu Tao, and then whimpered.
In just a few moments, Pu Tao lost two relatives who had just arrived in another world, is this considered a Heavenly Evil Lone Star?
Pu Tao was a little stunned by the repeated accidents, just jumping off a building, is it so complicated to use?
I feel that this plot is more bloody than a sadistic emotional farce!
...... Human, demon...... And the demons?...... Maybe there's someone - a demon!
Pu Tao suspects that all this is a trick played by Aydin to save himself,
But this crew and this props are too realistic, even the clothes on their bodies have been changed into long shirts, and the furniture in the house is complete.
Especially the fox...... It's so supernatural! It really speaks! And it's an older woman's voice!
This kind of detail is simply amazing!
Thinking of this, Pu Tao panicked again,
He looked up to the sky with a tentative luck and shouted: "I'm not going to kill myself, come out quickly! I see you!?"