Chapter 3 My Fiancée Is a Goblin, Should I Be Swollen?

The beauty is on the side, Pu Tao is a little confused,

This day, he was confused too many times,

It's really the first time to come to another world, and some people are not adapted.

Staying guests to eat always has to get a few dishes, not to mention, there are also their own daughters-in-law among the guests, if you don't show some skills, conquer her stomach, what if you run away?

Pu Tao looked at the materials in his hand and racked his brains.

He hurriedly pulled a leek stall egg yolk, and on the wild vegetables like willow leaves on the board, he stumbled a side dish with scrambled egg whites, and then fried a plate of leftover tofu residue the night before, and stewed a pot of winter melon soup.

Shu Yun'er looked at the few dishes made by Pu Tao, and couldn't help but pout, "This is too vegetarian!"

Pu Tao served the dishes on the table in a large porcelain bowl, frowned and said, "I didn't prepare any decent vegetables at home, so I had to get some ready-made!"

Mrs. Shu looked at the few dishes with clear soup and little water, and she was also a little unhappy, and couldn't help asking, "What kind of dishes are these!"

Pu Tao bragged with a bitter face: "These dishes are my grandfather's favorite food! The first dish is called two yellow orioles singing green willows, the second dish is called a line of egrets on the blue sky, the third dish is called the window containing Xiling Qianqiu snow, and the fourth dish is the door to the Dongwu Wanli boat." ”

Shu Yun'er was amused by the name of Pu Tao's dish, and said one by one in order: "Isn't it just egg yolk from leek stall, blanched egg white in willow leaves, stir-fried tofu dregs, and winter melon soup in clear water? Even the eggs have to be made separately from the egg whites and yolks, and Grandpa Pu is really ......."

Shu Guan'er had the heart to praise Lao Putou for being diligent and thrifty, but Aunt Shu interrupted her words and praised loudly: "You are worthy of being a scholar, and the name of the dish is Zou Zou!

Such a cold meal will be praised by others, Pu Tao was so ashamed that his face was flushed, and he said in a loud voice: "Auntie, don't dislike you and Sister Yun'er, use it slowly first, I'll go out and clean up!"

Pu Tao turned around and went into the yard, wanting to kill a few chickens in the chicken coop to eat meat and support the scene.

But who knew that the chickens all over the yard seemed to sense that something was wrong, and they didn't know where they ran away, only chicken feathers.

He didn't dare to snub his mother-in-law, and when he returned to the house with his hands rubbed, he found that Aunt Shu was holding a water scoop, pursing her lips, and drinking sweetly.

"This is my face wash,"

Pu Tao instantly sparta, he was dumbfounded, and asked cautiously: "Auntie, is this...... Is it delicious?"

Aunt Shu's cheeks were crimson, and she smiled with open eyebrows, "It's better to feed the dog if you have food and no wine! Good hospitality with wine and food!"

Pu Tao was shocked, and he confirmed again: "It's really delicious?"

Aunt Shu put down the broken scoop in her hand and said with a smile: "Xiao Taozi, I didn't expect your family dishes to be good, but the wine is really authentic, and you can get it on in one sip! My mother has never drunk such a delicious wine! My mother was greedy for a while, and I didn't leave it for you, you don't blame my mother!"

It is said that wine is a good thing, and with such a glass of wine, it is omitted from the eldest mother to a mother!

Pu Tao glanced at Shu Yun'er, his mouth bloomed, and said, "Auntie, if you like to drink, I will wash you again...... Buy some!"

Just this Pu Tao's footwashing water...... No, the hand washing water, the Shu family was satisfied, and even Shu Yun'er tasted a few sips of the good wine that her mother praised her, and her cheeks were as bright as peach blossoms for a while.

Pu Tao was puzzled, and took advantage of the spare time when he went out to brew wine, and secretly took a few sips.

There is indeed a strong smell of alcohol in the hand washing water, which is roughly thirty or forty degrees!

As for the taste, it is more familiar.

"Erguotou, that's right, it's Erguotou!"

Thinking of the talent identified by the mirror, Pu Tao was sure that it should be the effect of wine.

Pu Tao couldn't help but secretly rejoice in his heart, "Is there still this use for wine? With this ability, there is a way to make a fortune." ”

Full of wine and food, Mrs. Shu said with a smile: "Tao'er, if the family doesn't talk to each other, I'll leave it to you! Don't bully her!"

Pu Tao nodded again and again and said: "Mother, don't worry! She just scratched my face and tore my p-thigh into eight pieces, and I was reluctant to move half of her fingers!"

Shu Wan'er's pretty face was shy, "Cousin, who wants to scratch your face and tear you up!"

Seeing the two of them being in love with each other, Aunt Shu left satisfied,

Pu Tao looked up and saw that tomorrow was slanting westward, and it was not early, so he kept and said, "Mother, let's stay today?"

chased out the door, but there was no trace outside the house.

This old lady is too fast...... Pu Tao was a little surprised.

When her mother left, Shu Yun'er stretched her waist, showed her slender figure, and said to Pu Tao with a smile: "Brother Tao, let's sleep?"

"Sleep? Is this happiness coming too suddenly...... Pu Tao is like a lightning strike,

"By the way, you really won't move half a finger of me??"

"Happiness is coming, it's only a few steps away!Boy, you have to work hard!!"

can marry such a beautiful daughter-in-law, Pu Tao's heart is full of joy, and the eight generations of ancestors have appeared,

At this moment, he was very glad to have crossed into this world, so he raised his hand and swore an oath: "If I move half a finger of Shu Yun'er, the sky will thunder!"

"At most, move your two fingers!" He thought in his heart, what Kato-Ying, what Ishida-Koji, Lao Tzu is going to destroy your prestige today!

Before the words fell, Shu Yun'er covered her mouth and smiled lightly: "You slept on the ground that night!"

Pu Tao's face tightened, and he was a little aggrieved, "Rub, why did you forget about this matter! If you don't sleep together, what kind of two are you?"

Straight man of steel, no matter what he says, he will never do such a dirty thing as "I'll rub it",

Not to mention what I just said...... There are monsters in this world!Who knows if there is a god of thunder??

"I can't eat it when I see it...... Happiness is not reliable!" Pu Tao forced himself to accept the facts with the powerful endurance of the legendary program ape "9+6" and "white plus black".

He gritted his teeth and nodded, and said secretly: "After today, Lao Tzu will serve you well!"

Miss Shu Yun'er had a tiring journey, drank some wine, and simply cleaned up and went to sleep on the kang.

Seeing the beauty lying on the kang wrapped in a quilt, Pu Tao's heart was hot.

As a mainstay of the Shakespeare pie, after just coming to the other world for a day, he got the golden finger of the system and got a beautiful daughter-in-law, this kind of good thing, I never dreamed of it before!

People know enough!

It was getting dark soon, and Pu Tao couldn't bear to disturb his daughter-in-law's rest.

He didn't even light the lamp, sat next to Shu Yun'er, looked at her face and smirked, and looked like he was about to evolve from a straight man of steel to a shy licking dog.

"Lick the dog, lick the dog, it's ancient anyway,"

"In this era, love is very slow, and there is only enough to love one person and lick one person in a lifetime!

Pu Tao felt beautiful in his heart, "Don't say it, a beauty is a beauty, even the sleeping posture is so beautiful, so beautiful, so cute, with a fragrance."

Look at this white skin, this long eyebrows, this red face, this mouth ......"

"Hey, why does a beautiful woman seem to have a beard on her face?" With the bright moonlight outside the window and the frost on the white ground, Pu Tao suddenly found that there was some disobedience.

He stretched out his fingers and touched them lightly, and there seemed to be three slender whiskers on Shu Yun'er's left and right cheeks.

"Ahh

Pu Tao was a little confused, "What's going on, such a beautiful woman, why do you have a beard on your face!"

This thing is not unbearable,

In fact, these beards grow on Shu Yun'er's face, and it seems that they may be a little cute.

No...... This beard looks a little weird! It doesn't look like a human beard!

Pu Tao had a lot of eyes, remembering that his baby could identify information,

He couldn't help but take out the mirror and took a look at Shu Yun'er by the moonlight, and a line of small words floated on the mirror.

It's a pity that Pu Tao didn't have time to look at the row of small characters, and he was already shocked when he just looked at the shadow in the mirror!!

Where are there any beauties,

There was only one white rat lying on the kang head, snorting and sleeping soundly.

"I'll go!" was frightened by the image in the mirror, and the mirror was almost thrown out by Pu Tao.

Pu Tao's body tilted, snapped, and fell to the ground.

"My fiancée is actually a rat spirit, what should I do?"

At this moment, Pu Tao's psychology is a little square.