Chapter 14 A mouse that can't learn to bark is not a good spirit animal
Looking at the little couple who were holding Xu Xian in their hands and were inexplicably excited, Li Beicui's eyelids kept twitching, "What kind of eyes are these two things, especially Lu Pingping, who also said that she was most afraid of mice, if she knew that what she was playing with in her hand was actually a mutated rat spirit, I don't know if she would be scared crazy?"
Poor Xu Xian was caught in the hands of the two of them and kept rubbing and ravaging, because he had been warned by Li Beicui before, so he had no cultivation but could not use it, and tried several times to break free from the clutches of the two with his small body, but he could not beat the two of them! It had to look at the owner who was restless and worried on the side.
But he didn't expect the other party to make a helpless expression to it. Xu Xian suddenly felt that there was nothing to love in life. The poor eyes looked blankly and vacantly at the ceiling, looking resigned to his fate!
The two teased for a long time but found that the "puppy" in their hands had no interaction, Cheng Xiangqi asked hesitantly: "Sadness, this guy can't be dumb, right!
Li Beicui rolled her eyes at it, "People are about to be tossed by the two of you, how can they have the strength." After speaking, ignoring Lu Pingping's reluctant expression, she snatched Xu Xian from her hand. "Alright, let's have fun now! Let's go out to the restaurant!"
"This can't really be a dumb dog, right! sad urging, I think you must have been cheated, otherwise, you give it to me, and I will go and seek justice for you!" Lu Pingping looked at Xu Xian in Li Beicui's hand, and then began to fight for him seriously.
"Come on, who is with whom! You still want to trick me, dream about you! Let's go, let's go out to eat!" Li Beicui said disapprerovingly.
"Hehe!" Lu Pingping was not ashamed that Li Beicui had seen through her trick in an instant, and still licked her face with a smile and came over, "Brother Beicui, why don't you borrow me to raise it for a few days! I promise I won't treat it badly!" he said, looking at him sincerely with pitiful eyes.
"Die! I haven't believed you since I was eight years old, why didn't you lie to me like this and say that you only played for a while, but in the end you didn't even send me a single hair!" Lu Pingping didn't mention this, but when she talked about this, Li Beicui couldn't help but have a liver ache, and new hatred and old hatred suddenly came to her heart. "Don't think I'll fall for you again!"
"Husband!" Lu Pingping saw that Li Beicui was unmoved, and turned her head to Cheng Xiangqi next to her.
"Ahem, ahem! sad urging! this ......"
"Shut up, Lao Cheng, don't think about helping the abuse. Do you want to hurt the brotherly feelings between us for this woman?" Seeing that Cheng Xiangqi was about to speak, Li Beicui hurriedly interrupted his unspoken words.
The words are so harsh...... What else could Cheng Xiangqi say! He had no choice but to shut up and say no more! He shrugged his shoulders at Lu Pingping, saying that he was helpless.
The two of them noticed that Li Beicui's attitude at this time was extremely resolute, and they could only give up the idea of continuing to entangle for the time being, but looking at the eye contact between the two, it was obvious that they had not completely given up.
Li Beicui knew this very well in his heart, but they could temporarily calm down and breathe a sigh of relief. Anyway, this matter is really non-negotiable!
"Well, since you've said so, I won't take people's love, but can it bark at all?" Lu Pingping finally made a request, saying that she wanted to hear the barking of this "puppy".
After hearing this "reasonable" request, one person and one demon looked at each other speechlessly, and quickly made eye contact.
Li Beicui: "Xu Xian, you should hurry up and send them away as soon as possible, so as not to be pestered all the time!"
Xu Xian: "...... Master, you don't think I'm really a dog! I'm a mouse! Besides, I don't!"
Li Beicui was furious: "Who is Meng, why do you even talk so smoothly, let alone two dog barks?"
Xu Xian: "Even so...... I am a spirit beast, and I also have a bottom line!"
Li Beicui: "The bottom line is to add two ham sausages for dinner!"
Xu Xian: "Three, and add a boiled egg!"
"Up to three,"
"Two eggs, one egg. ”
"Don't think about it, there can't be more than three. Otherwise, just let them take you away!" Li Beicui threatened.
"Okay, three is three. Deal!"
Cheng Xiangqi and Lu Pingping didn't know that in just a dozen seconds, one person and one demon had a silent but very fierce negotiation.
In the end, under the double pressure of the temptation of the sausage and the threat of Li Beicui, Xu Xian finally gave in.
The agreement has been successfully reached, and Li Beicui pretended to tease and said, "Xu Xian, call everyone twice!"
"Heh, you think it's a human being, you can call it if you want it to be called! Can it understand what you say?" Cheng Xiangqi sneered, and glanced at Lu Pingping, thinking that the two of them were looking at a fool?
As a result, in the stunned eyes of these two......
"Wang, Wang, Wang, Wang," first an inaudible cry sounded. Later, Xu Xian may have broken the jar, and his voice was louder and louder, and he was even a little rabid and barking. What others didn't know was that at this moment, Xu Xian felt a little ashamed and humiliated in his heart except for the first call, but the more he screamed, the happier he became. "Actually, I'm not so ashamed!, why do I even feel a little comfortable now?" Xu Xian was a little puzzled in his heart.
Lu Pingping and Cheng Xiangqi looked at the crazy "puppy" in front of them in surprise, and they didn't understand how its small body could contain such huge power.
"Sure enough, it's Teddy's species, and this posture of scaring the sky and the air is not bad at all!"
Cheng Xiangqi stroked his chin and commented seriously.
"You are Teddy's seed, your whole family is!" Xu Xian heard Cheng Xiangqi's comment that he pretended to be old, and he was so angry that he couldn't wait to bite him to death!
"Eh, husband, look at the hair on its whole body standing up! It's so funny!" Lu Pingping saw Xu Xian's hair open at this time, and shouted excitedly again.
Li Beicui hurriedly stopped the two of them from making further mortal moves, he saw Xu Xian's expression at the moment, and estimated that it might have endured to the limit, and if it was stimulated, it might really go crazy.
"Now that I've watched and listened, I'm satisfied, let's go to dinner, and don't blame me for not inviting guests when the next meal is over!" After speaking, he pulled the two out of the door with a pull.
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When he went home at night, Li Beicui was carrying a large bag of things and just entered the door when he saw Xu Xian squatting on the sofa with a resentful face, staring at him with blazing eyes. It seems to blame him for breaking the contract.
"Don't blame me, I wanted to come back for a long time, it was the two of them who had to drag me to some pet store, saying that they wanted to buy you some dog food or something. Well, they bought them for you, but I wonder if you're a real dog, and I wonder if you can eat these things?"
"You can eat, you can eat!" Xu Xian shook his head happily, jumped off the sofa excitedly, stuck out his tongue and wagged his tail and jumped in his direction. Then around this pile of food sniffed east, smelled west, jumped up and down, and couldn't help but be happy!
"How about it, do you have any special feelings about contact with others today, eh, I said, what kind of animal are you, why don't you look like a mouse the more you look, no wonder he sees you as a dog, this really looks like it at first glance!" Li Beicui sat on the sofa and carefully looked at Xu Xian, who was eating happily, and asked suspiciously.
"How do I know, what you say is what it is!" Xu Xian was eating happily, and replied indifferently when he heard Li Beicui's question.
"Well, although they did go a little too far today, you don't need to give up on yourself so much! What do you think now? Let's talk openly and honestly! Also, I never asked you how you developed your intelligence? And where did you grow up before? We still don't seem to have a formal and in-depth understanding!" Li Beicui began to ask like a cannonball.
"No, as long as this is the case, you can get delicious food, how many times I am willing!" Xu Xian still looked indifferent, "Besides, what do you mean by giving birth to spiritual intelligence?" I don't understand!"
"When will you be able to understand human speech and still be able to talk to others?" Li Beicui explained.
"Well, that's how I was born, and I don't know when I was able to say it later. Xu Xian still replied while eating, as if he was very busy.
"Well, according to what it says, then it may be a rare innate spirit beast!" Li Beicui looked at the busy figure on the table with a look of disbelief, "Could it be a bloodline inheritance? That shouldn't be, the bloodline inheritance demon beast is not born with a spirit? It also has to activate the bloodline under certain conditions before it can awaken!" Li Beicui didn't expect that the little guy in front of him who looked a little stupid and cute seemed to be a little extraordinary.