Chapter 17: The Abbot Must Die

"Little white worm, little white worm, follow as a teacher, be obedient, and when you achieve a positive result, you will be kicked out of Buddhism as a teacher, and then I will find you a good man, give birth to two little worms, and don't be too moisturizing in your future life." ”

Tang Yu rode on a white horse, holding a straw in his hand, shaking and shaking.

"Stinky monk, can you stop shaking?"

"When I ride a horse for the teacher, I like to shake, personal preference, don't spray if you don't like it!"

"Now that the stinky monkey is gone, aren't you afraid that I will kill you?"

Tang Yu smiled and said: "Little white worm, you will never want to kill me, you couldn't kill me last time you had such a good opportunity in the Immortal Medicine Garden, I'm afraid you won't have such a good opportunity in the future." ”

"Then you're not afraid that I will sabotage and hinder your great cause of learning the scriptures?"

"I don't want to think about it, the Jade Emperor, the Buddha, these powerful people used to want my life, but in the end, the poor monk is still alive, and he will live more and more day by day. ”

After Tang Yu said this, the little white worm fell silent.

At this time, Sun Wukong came back.

"Wukong, are there any monsters ahead?" Tang Yu asked.

Sun Wukong said disappointedly: "My old grandson has flown more than 20 miles, and I haven't even seen the monster hair, but there is a temple two or three miles ahead." ”

Tang Yu thought slightly, if the script was consistent, then it should be the temple where the black bear spirit appeared.

"Wukong, take out the brocade robe that is the teacher. ”

Sun Wukong reluctantly took out his robe, and then Tang Yu put it on directly.

"Bald, such a good-looking robe, you wear it with such fanfare, do you want to show off or do you want people to grab it?"

Tang Yu smiled slightly, didn't speak, he thought to himself, that's right, I just let people rob it.

After passing through a pine and cypress, the master and apprentice entered the temple.

A few little monks announced, and the old abbot of this temple came over, and when he saw the shining golden robe that Tang Yu was wearing, his eyes straightened.

"The abbot is polite, and the poor monk passes by the treasure temple, hoping to stay overnight and have a meal by the way. Tang Yuxian said politely.

The abbot had been staring at the robe, very obsessed, and a disciple beside him stabbed him, and he reacted and nodded again and again.

"It's easy to say, it's easy to say. ”

The wing room was immediately prepared, and a table of fasting was served.

Sun Wukong and Tang Yu first ate it violently, and then Tang Yu ordered: "Wukong, you take some fast rice and give it to the little white worm to eat." ”

"A little white worm can eat grass, why are you so good to her?"

"You don't understand, eating grass affects development, and the teacher hopes that she will grow big, so that if you say it in the future, our master and apprentice will have face on their faces. ”

Sun Wukong seemed to understand whether he understood or not, took the meal and went to the gate.

At this time, the abbot asked: "The elder must be from Luoyang, the eastern capital, you are so noble, you are really envious of the old monk." ”

"Do you mean the robe on the poor monk?" Tang Yu squinted and smiled.

"Speaking of which, this robe is really beautiful, I have never seen such a beautiful robe in my life, old monk. ”

Tang Yu blinked and said, "Do you want to borrow it for you?"

The abbot's eyes widened, his face was joyful, and just when he wanted to reach out to take it, Tang Yu suddenly smiled and said, "Abbot, I'm joking with you, don't mind!"

"???" The abbot's face was slightly angry: "The elder is also stingy." ”

Tang Yu took the chopsticks and said while pulling the green vegetables: "Abbot, there is a saying in Luoyang, our eastern capital, this layman, there are two do not borrow, one is money, the other is the wife, this monk, there are also two do not borrow, one is the bowl of the fate, the other is this robe, if I borrow you, it is equivalent to the layman lent the lady to you, even if you dare to ask the poor monk can not borrow it!"

The abbot was furious, knowing that he was mocking himself by changing the law, waved his monk's robe, and rushed away.

"System, if this old monk has murderous intentions against me and wants to snatch the robe, will the system be able to determine that he has fallen into the devil?" Tang Yu asked in his heart.

The system replied: "Yes, whenever the children of the Buddha and the Tao enter the demon, the host must be killed, and the experience points obtained are more than those of the robbers." ”

Oh! The abbot must die!

At this time, Sun Wukong returned to the wing room with the meal, and Tang Yu asked: "Wukong, why are you so unscrupulous, if she doesn't eat, you can force it into her mouth, hey, this little thing still has to be worried about by the master, give it to me, and wait for the master to surrender her." ”

"You dare!"

"Mom, rice grains can talk?" a millet grain suddenly jumped up in the bowl.

Then the grain of rice fell to the ground and turned into a great beauty, and the little white worm changed back into a human form.

"I said little white worm, can't you be your horse well? suddenly become a big beauty, don't you know that the heart of the teacher is not good?"

Tang Yu is a little annoyed, no matter how beautiful a woman is, once she is disobedient, then at least half of her beauty will disappear.

"I've never been in the habit of eating outside the gate. The dragon girl snorted lightly, sat down at the table, and ate her meal quite gently.

"Then you shouldn't have the habit of sleeping at the gate, so let's sleep next to the teacher at night, and the teacher won't dislike you. ”

The dragon girl spewed out a mouthful of rice, and then turned into a wisp of green smoke and left the room.

"Nima, what a waste, Wukong, come, eat the leftovers!"

Sun Wukong also concocted the same method and turned into a wisp of green smoke......

Tang Yu scolded "rebel", and then ate the leftovers himself, if it was Sun Wukong's leftovers, he would definitely not eat them, but the dragon girl's, reluctantly accept it.

An hour or two later, Tang Yu noticed a fire burning outside the house, and a smile crossed the corner of his mouth.

"Bald, people are going to burn you, why aren't you in a hurry?" said a mosquito in the room.

Tang Yu knew that this was Sun Wukong's change, but in fact, Sun Wukong had always been by his side.

"Even rice hair, since it is destined to come, why bother to be a teacher. ”

"Bald, the way you lie makes people want to vomit, don't think that my grandson doesn't know what you think in your heart, you want to test whether the little white worm will save you. ”

Sun Wukong's sudden words reminded Tang Yu, yes, the little white worm is a dragon girl, she will rain and spit water.

It's okay, just take the opportunity to test the little white worm.

"Wukong, follow as a teacher, your understanding has really grown greatly. ”

Sun Wukong smiled coldly and didn't speak, there was a fire outside, but the master and apprentice looked calm.

The main gate of the temple.

The little white worm stomped the horse's hooves lightly, "It's all burned like this, why do these two guys sleep so dead?

After thinking for a minute, the little white worm spat out a crystal drop of water from its mouth, and then floated into the sky above the side room that was on fire.

The droplets slowly grew bigger and bigger, and finally turned into a heavy rain......

Sun Wukong sighed in the wing: "Sure enough, I still rescued you, bald, this little white worm won't fall in love with you, right?"

Tang Yuleng paused, "That's not surprising, your master and I are handsome and chic, and we are outstanding among monks, but you can rest assured, if you don't take you to obtain the true scriptures, you will never be disturbed by the worldly things." ”

Sun Wukong smacked his tongue, Tang Yu put on his robe and got up and said, "The fire has been extinguished, it's time to do something serious for the teacher." ”

Sun Wukong looked at his sudden change of fierce expression, was slightly stunned, and then followed him out of the wing room and went straight to the place where the abbot lived.