Chapter Twenty-Six: Old Moon's Ass Is Swollen
Yu Zhao has been absent-minded lately, and when cooking, he often puts too much salt or soy sauce into vinegar, and seems to be very afraid of seeing Cangyue.
"Did you provoke someone?" I was dragged to his island by Cang Yue and gave him an analysis, and he was suddenly afraid that Yu Zhao would change his mind.
"I don't, this girl likes to keep everything in her heart, I always feel like I can't get into her heart. For the first time, Cang Yue had a feeling of heroic shortness of breath, and he had long been accustomed to the jade move by his side for so long.
"This may have something to do with her growing up environment, you pay more attention to her, and let her feel your heart in some subtle things, she will understand. ”
Yuzhao was preparing the ingredients, and I instigated Cangyue to hug a bunch of camellia flowers to coax Yuzhao to be happy.
Usually watching Cang Yue talk one by one, his mouth is like a light, I never thought that he would have such a clumsy tongue.
"Jade Zhao ......" didn't follow for a long time, holding the camellia pestle there motionless.
"Say, confess, pig, stupid. "I hid aside and stomped my feet in a hurry, I don't know when Cangyue added the habit of dropping the chain at a critical moment.
"Jade Move...... I...... I...... You've worked hard, and this flower is for you. Cangyue was sweating profusely, and he hated his knotted tongue.
Yuzhao hugged the flower, looked at the nervous Cangyue, smiled, put the flower under his nose and smelled it, "It's so fragrant, thank you." ”
"Isn't that good?" I couldn't see what Yuzhao was unhappy about, and I felt that Cangyue was making a fuss.
Seeing that the two of them were smiling so much that you and I were smiling, there was nothing to do with me, so I simply pulled a cloud and went to find the master.
Master was waiting for me at the foot of the mountain, he was wearing a black coat today, this color set off his eyebrows even more clearly, and his fair complexion exuded a cold breath like a slender bamboo, and he was quietly there.
I happily ran over and hugged him, "Master, why are you here?"
"I'm waiting for you. "Master put one hand around my waist and the other to wipe the sweat from my forehead.
I hugged Master's arm and walked up the mountain, telling him about Cangyue's embarrassed appearance, after listening, Master seemed to be in a good mood, no wonder, Cangyue originally laughed at him for losing the demeanor of the god of war in the face of love, but I didn't expect that one day, Cangyue would be able to experience it again.
After a full night's sleep, when I woke up, the sun was just right, I was going to go to the kitchen to pester the sixth senior brother, wanting him to give me some food, but before I approached the kitchen, I heard a thunderclap, so frightened that I hurriedly ran over, for fear that the sixth senior brother would throw himself into the pot and cook while cooking.
"Six......" I stopped in time when I was about to step into the kitchen, and even the word senior brother was stuck in my throat.
The sixth senior brother held a shovel in his left hand and a scoop in his right hand, "You, you, don't come here!" The two eyes were rolling around and over to identify what the black thing in front of him was.
"Hedgeho!" I exclaimed.
Hedgehog rubbed his waist and limped towards me, "You know me...... Come on, come on, tell me quickly, I'm a good hedgeho!"
"Hedgehog?" the sixth senior brother stood in front of me, "What are you going to do to my junior brother?"
The hedgehog was helpless, "I don't do anything, I'm just here to thank you Master, can't I find the door of the reincarnation ruin?" I crawled in through the chimney, I thought that this point is not yet a meal, I should be fine if I climb in, who knows that you have a meal in the reincarnation ruins so early......
"Then, then, what are you looking for my master?" The sixth senior brother still maintained a high degree of vigilance, shoveling his left hand and scooping his right hand as a protector.
"Your master saved my life in the demon world...... Why, don't you all know?"
Senior Brother and I looked at each other and shook our heads at the same time, "I don't know." ”
The wedgehog was in awe, "Oh mom, your master is such a low-key person, it's really admirable!"
"Don't talk nonsense, what are you looking for my master?" the sixth senior brother knocked the stove with a shovel.
"Young man, don't be so angry, be careful of hurting the liver, lungs, spleen and stomach!"
The sixth senior brother raised his voice threateningly, "If you don't say believe it or not, I'll stuff you back into the chimney!"
"Don't, don't, I say I'll say. "I am the demon queen's body, specializing in eating people's secrets, but I don't dare to eat the secret of the demon queen, I am afraid of being struck by lightning, taking advantage of her unpreparedness, I came out of her body, and the demon queen is afraid that I have been trying to get rid of me behind my back." ”
"You're a great blessing. "I give a thumbs up.
Zheng continued, "The Demon Emperor found the weakness of the Demon Queen according to what your master said to deal with the Demon Queen, and directly let the Demon Queen's soul fly away, originally the Demon Emperor was going to cut the grass and eradicate the roots, but it was your master who passed the word through sound insulation and saved my life, I just thought about going to thank your master when I left." ”
It turned out to be Master...... I always thought that the death of the demon queen was the result of the demon emperor's brain opening and winning with wisdom.
"Your master originally wanted to do it himself, but he was afraid that you would become the target of the Six Realms, so he handed over this task to the Demon Emperor. The demon queen also died tragically. Thinking of the tragic situation when the demon queen died, the hedgehog had palpitations, and felt that he would not dare to do bad things in this life.
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The conversation between the master and the master was very pleasant, and I was pouring tea and water in and out, and I wanted to know how the demon emperor was doing, and the demon world was reinvigorated?
"I always owe you a favor in my life, the grace of saving my life is greater than God, even if your secret will be delicious, I have to endure it. ”
Master took a sip of tea and said lightly, "I'm afraid that you won't digest it, so it's good for you." ”
The hedgehog didn't appreciate it so much, and after drinking the master's pot of tea, "For your sake, I'll tell you a secret, the heavenly realm ......"
The master's marriage tree is in full bloom, and the old moon can't hide it with great effort, and I don't know who leaked the secret, and the number of people who came to watch the master's marriage tree is countless, and I want to know that the master's old iron pear tree that has not opened for 10,000 years, once bloomed, I want to know which girl this flower fell on, but the flower on the master's marriage tree went astray, and the flower fell on the head of a man, for a while, the immortals sighed, and the upsurge of discussion followed one wave after another, and the news ran to the ears of the queen of heaven......
The heavenly realm knew that the master's marriage tree had bloomed, and it was fruitful, and knew that Yue Lao's deliberate concealment had angered the queen of heaven, and after the queen of heaven was angry, she ordered someone to beat Yue Lao for seven seven or forty-nine days and couldn't move.
After the master found out, he came to see him, and I don't know if the queen of heaven had already known that the master was coming, so she deliberately waited at Nantianmen.
Seeing the master, she smiled like a little girl.
"Wuxian, you're here?"
Master only paused, and did not stop walking.
"Mo Wuxian, do you hate me so much?" the queen put away her smile and turned cold.
"Please always remember your duty as a diva. The master was expressionless, and went straight to Yue Lao's marriage mansion.
Leaving the queen alone to grit her teeth in place.
When the master entered the marriage mansion, Yue Lao was walking around in bed with his buttocks covered, and the little boy next to him was carefully supporting, "Why do you say you are bothered, this marriage tree blooms naturally, and the god of war is also a human, since there is nothing to hide, is it possible that you still dislike it and be ashamed to open it late?"
"Go, go, grown-up, little kid less to worry about. Yue Lao was upset and irritable, "Go and make me a pot of tea." ”
"Yes, yes, you sit here and rest, and I'll go. The little boy was also clever enough, seeing that Yue Lao was angry, he put the newly picked fruit in front of Yue Lao, and he might be able to go to trouble him if he ate some fruit.
The boy turned around and saw the master, and was about to salute when the master stopped him and motioned him to make tea.
The master leisurely said with his hands behind his back, "It's all hurt like this, and I'm angry when I can't move." ”
Seeing that Master's hand was empty, Yue Lao complained, "Look at the doctor's number, where is there an empty hand." ”
Master, "It seems that the injury is not serious, and I can still think about eating and drinking." ”
Yue Lao was not happy to hear this, but he had been raising it for forty-nine days, "I'm ...... "Yue Lao wanted to reason with the master, but who knew that he was so hard that he touched Lao Gao's swollen buttocks.
"For you, for you, for you. "The master cast a spell and presented the gifts he brought in front of the old man one by one, of course, there was also a painting I painted of the old man and the old man, and a grimace was painted next to it, in order to make the whole painting full, I also deliberately mentioned a word, "Does the ass hurt?"
After looking at my painting, the corners of Yue Lao's mouth twitched.
"Seventeen is kind, I miss you very much. ”
Yue Lao had a sense of happiness, "You are fortunate that you didn't bring her, if you brought her, you don't know how to make a fuss with my ass." ”
Master drank the tea brought by the child and said slowly, his warm and deep voice had a special unsettling magnificence, "That marriage tree, you don't have to deliberately hide anything. ”
Yue Lao sighed, "I'm also afraid that others will find out and it will be bad for you." ”
Master and Yue Lao never told me that Master's marriage was forcibly reversed by him, which violated the laws of the Six Realms.
"I've never done anything for myself in my life, and it wasn't until Seventeen came to me that I really wanted to live for myself once. Back then, I was willing to break off my love for the sake of the world, and now I just want to live with her. ”
"Aren't you afraid that it will be bad for the scar?"
"I'm going to do my best to protect her. ”
Yue Lao was stunned for a moment, looked at the master with a serious face, and felt that it was very funny to say love in the master's mouth, "Mo Wuxian, I didn't expect that you would have such a day, I always thought you were free and easy." ”
"I smiled. "The voice is mellow and low, the smile is warm and warm, for the master, he is the god of war, but also a man, a man with seven emotions and six desires, an ordinary man.
When the master was still in the old moon, the queen of heaven had already sent someone to send the invitation to Kunlun Ruins.
"The queen of heaven has a banquet, and the master needs to take the little junior brother there? ”
"Senior brother, what's strange?" I was puzzled, I took the invitation and looked at it repeatedly, I couldn't see anything wrong, and it was normal for the Heavenly Realm to hold a banquet from time to time.
The elder brother explained, "The Emperor of Heaven is in retreat, and generally the Emperor of Heaven is not allowed to hold a banquet when he is in retreat. ”
"How do you know that the Emperor of Heaven is in retreat?" "When the Emperor of Heaven is in retreat and when he is out of the retreat, it is a very secret thing, this is done to prevent other people with evil intentions from taking the opportunity to disturb it, but it is too strange that the people in the Heavenly Realm know that the Emperor is in retreat once a year.
The senior brother made a fool of himself, "This is a secret. ”
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