Daddy Feige sent a message, saying that there was an accident at home, and asked me to go back quickly, emphasizing that I should go back alone. I closed the letter and threw it on the table, thinking about it is not a big deal, at most Ah Niang and Ah Dad were angry and ran away from home, Ah Dad couldn't think of any new tricks to coax Ah Niang, let me help him come up with ideas, whether it was a serious idea or an unserious idea, as long as I coaxed Ah Niang back, thinking about going back and forth for two or three days, and there was no luggage to pack, I directly recruited Duoyun to climb up with great effort, and chose a comfortable posture to stare at for a while.

I stretched lazily, the pungent fragrance made my eyes hurt, and I couldn't help but burst into tears, and I didn't know that I thought the water in my brain had escaped again!

"Daddy, why do you make this thing that makes people can't eat and doubt life, do you want people to live!" I rubbed my eyes vigorously, planning to have a good theory with Daddy, his strange and unlucky inventions will not only not make Auntie happy, but may also lead to Auntie's endocrine disorders!

"Oh mom!" After opening my eyes, I was taken aback, "Daddy, what kind of shape, it's pitch black, the new type of scared people don't pay for their lives...... "No, no, no, no, this doesn't seem to be my home!"

"You, who are you?" I shook my body, and my eyes rolled around me, the magnificent palace, the decoration was also extraordinary and luxurious.

The man dressed in black "hum", this "hum" made people's bones crispy, and it was a beauty who didn't run away.

The beauty lifted her veil and revealed her face, and when I saw her face, I was blindfolded, was I looking in the mirror? When did I learn to wear dark makeup? When did I throw my face out like a flying cake?

Ten thousand whys are forming in my head.

"You, how did you steal my face, did I agree with you!" I was angry when I remembered what happened some time ago, I played chess with my master very well, although I was abused by my master's chess skills, but I still enjoyed it, and I had a lot of fun playing chess with my master. This kind of happy time was cut off by a group of troublesome old and young women.

I finally thought of how to break through the master's chess path, but before the chess pieces fell to the chessboard with my fingers, I was frightened by the loud sound of "clang" and fell to the ground, followed by the sixth senior brother falling in.

"It's getting more and more unruly. Master said unhurriedly.

The sixth senior brother hurriedly got up and used his whole face to explain that the big thing was wrong, "Master, it's not good, there are a lot of young and old ladies outside, saying, saying that they are here to ask for an explanation!"

"What a statement. "Master continued to play chess, but my mind was not on chess, who dared to come to Kunlun Ruins to ask for explanations, so I held my cheeks and listened carefully to the ins and outs.

I refused to play chess for a long time, looking like I was drunk and obsessed with listening to the story, the master had no choice but to knock on my head, I was startled, but I raised my hand but the whole chessboard was messed up, and the black and white chess pieces were mixed together.

I...... Quickly bow your head and admit your mistake.

"Inattentive. "Master rewarded me with another hairy chestnut.

There are really a lot of old and young ladies gathered in the main hall of Kunlun Ruins, crying and crying one by one, telling each other about their misfortunes.

"It's her, it's her, it's her husband who seduced me!" When she saw me coming, a fat woman stood up and pointed at me angrily.

My eyes widened, my eyebrows were squeezed out of shape by me, who is this woman? Who is her husband?

"Yes, it's her, my husband also went with her, and his whereabouts have been unknown until now, and my son thinks of his father and cries day and night, hey, my poor child. "This time it's a skinny woman crying.

Immediately afterwards, a large group of women were accusing me, and they pounced on me and asked me for a husband, and I counted them, a total of two hundred and forty-nine, if it weren't for the senior brothers who were blocking me, I was afraid that I would have been besieged by them a long time ago.

"You return my husband. ”

"You return my husband. ”

"You return my man!"

"You pay me back my fiancé, we will get married in two months, you pay me back. ”

......

It's noisy, it's really noisy, and it gives me a headache.

"Shut up!" I yelled! The sound was really loud, and the whole Kunlun Ruins fell silent.

"What do I want you men to do! I'm steaming, eating, boiling, stir-frying! I'm a big man, all kinds of orientations are normal, I'm okay to ask for a group of big men, I'm sick in the brain!"

"But we saw you, and we saw with our own eyes that you disguised yourself as a woman and took away our man!" an old woman cried, "My man and I, dear and loving, have loved and loved for hundreds of thousands of years, so decent, how did he get on your thief ship!"

"If you talk nonsense again, I'll sue you for slander!" I jumped to my feet in anger and pinched myself with a snort.

Master coughed, coughed seriously, coughed boldly, and protected me behind him, "Coming to my Kunlun Ruins to make trouble for no reason has already touched the rules of my Kunlun Ruins." After the master glanced around, "Accusing my apprentice without any basis has touched my bottom line, for the sake of you and the loss of your husband's impatience, I will not care about you, please go back if you should go back, go to find your husband to find your husband, make trouble and gather people, and it is indeed a loss of demeanor for all ladies." ”

"Your apprentice did such a shameless thing, and you sent us away in a few words, who do we talk to reason, and who we ask our husband to go. A woman with a weak willow supporting the wind was crying breathlessly, supported by the two ladies beside her, comforting, and the tears fell at a swishing speed.

"Proof!" Master said succinctly, sonorously but unusually coldly.

The woman stopped talking, her eyes began to wander, she didn't dare to look at the god of war, the ruthlessness in the eyes of the god of war was constantly wrapping around her body, she suddenly felt difficult to breathe, wiped her eye sockets with a handkerchief, lowered her head and twisted her skirt sleeves.

"I said you were all well fed. The sixth senior brother hugged his arms and sneered mockingly, "You came to Kunlun Ruins to make trouble, and poured sewage on my junior brother, we haven't gone to settle accounts with you yet, these are all here in person, and it saves us senior brothers a trip, let's say, frame my junior brother, you have to give an explanation, otherwise none of you will want to go down the mountain today!"

Sixth Senior Brother, I'll give you a thumbs up!

"You said that you saw my little junior brother kidnapping your man, my junior brother is a man, if he really likes men, how can there be anything with you men, we senior brothers, which one is not as beautiful as a flower, which one is not beautiful and lovely. "The fourth senior brother has the deepest knowledge, that is, the idiom is always used in the wrong place, and my forehead is sweaty," plus my master, the beauty of the crowd, the entire six reincarnation ruins are a beautiful scenery. "The more the fourth senior brother speaks, the more outrageous this idiom becomes.

"Fourth Senior Brother, don't say any more. I tugged at the cuffs of the fourth senior brother and peeked at the master with a dark face, I was afraid that if the fourth senior brother continued to talk about it, the master would pick him up and throw him out.

Senior Brother couldn't stand it, so he couldn't help coughing, patted Fourth Senior Brother on the shoulder and sighed, "Fourth Senior Brother, don't say it anymore, we all understand the meaning, it's just that your idiom is too unsatisfactory." ”

The fourth senior brother looked at me and the senior brother in confusion, "Is it wrong? It's not wrong, there is obviously a book of idioms, there are many idioms to describe people's appearance, you see what sinking fish and geese, closing the moon and embarrassing flowers, people see people love, flowers see flowers bloom, cars see car tires, and ......"

"That's what describes a woman. "Senior Brother directly interrupted the Fourth Senior Brother, I'm afraid that if he continues to speak, there will be a delicate beauty in the Six Dao Reincarnation Ruins, and it is quite terrifying to think about it, they are dignified seven-foot men.

When the fourth senior brother heard this, his face was not good-looking, shameful, indeed embarrassing, but if he lost face, he lost his aura, it was never the style of the fourth senior brother, he cleared his throat, resolved the embarrassment a little, and was about to speak righteously, when he saw the little daughter-in-law who looked reasonable, he covered his mouth and smiled.

The fourth senior brother was not happy, "What are you laughing at, believe it or not, I'll send you a few white eyes." He rolled his eyes a few times.

The little daughter-in-law's face was delicately red, so she had to turn her face to the other side, and when she looked sideways, the corners of her mouth curved upward.

"But we really saw a woman with the same face as the Immortal Monarch abducting our husband one by one, and we thought, if this Immortal Monarch has any other special fetishes...... "It was another lady who spoke, dressed in a blue shirt.

......

Men pretend to be women? Lao Tzu is a woman pretending to be a man! Abduct old and young masters? Lao Tzu is face control, and it depends on his appearance!

"Why are you pretending to be me and framing me!" Thinking of this, I was so angry that I almost jumped up and scolded me to death, it turned out that I was framed by this woman, and now I have a reputation for having special habits that is still spreading outside, if it weren't for the master's suppression, maybe what would it become!

The woman had a bewitching smile on her face, but her big eyes were full of deep malice, "Because I don't like you." ”

Listening to her fallacy, I didn't know whether to twitch the corners of my lips or my sideburns.