Chapter 8: There Are Demons
For a while, everyone stood in place, you look at me, I look at you, and there were question marks all over the brains......
It's like saying, "What is this TM?"
Later, a photo of the back was spread again in everyone's circle of friends, with the accompanying text caption: "Bus perverted pornomanoacs are addicted to stealing female aunt towels, and running faster than cars!"
Of course, this was quickly suppressed by a wave of skepticism, and finally it was over.
However, everyone who has seen the scene of that day has insomnia when they return home, and there is only one doubt in their hearts: Is there really a superman in this world?
"I'm Cao, that's what you're trying to do?"
At the door of the Tang Pavilion Hotel, the black lotus almost hung on Jiang Li's neck and roared.
Jiang Li looked for the guide card for his interview, and nodded and said, "Ah, what else?
Hei Lian covered her face and said, "Are you stupid? You can still take advantage of it when you stuff it back, what can you take advantage of when you tear it off? Occupy the name of a perverted nymphomaniac, is it very cool to be chased by a group of people?"
Speaking of this, Jiang Li suddenly stopped and looked at Black Lotus very seriously.
Hei Lian smiled: "What's the matter? After you figure it out, listen to the advice of your seniors!"
Then I saw Jiang Li clapping his hands, and said with a look of sudden realization: "Don't say it, so many people are chasing me, and I feel like I can't catch up with me, it's so good!"
After finishing speaking, Jiang left away.
Leaving Black Lotus blowing the cold wind in place, she muttered like a dream: "What kind of strange thing did I find?"
In the distance, Hei Lian could still hear Jiang Li asking him: "It seems that someone is chasing me on a motorcycle just now, right? Try driving a sports car next time......
Black Lotus: "#@%¥......"
The unwilling Black Lotus said, "What the hell do you think, how could you think of such a bastard method?"
Jiang Li said as a matter of course: "When I tear it off and run away, everyone will only notice that I am a hooligan, and no one will care where this aunt's towel was torn off." Even if I thought about it, I would only think that I stole it from her bag...... Isn't this a simple solution to all the problems? Moreover, we don't make any less money from resentment, right? Kill two birds with one stone, and each takes what he needs, how good. ”
Heilian was speechless, and said for a long time: "You are simply a ghost among sluts!"
The interview was on the 19th floor, and when taking the elevator, Hei Lian asked curiously: "You ran faster than the car before, aren't you afraid of being photographed and hung out?"
Jiang Li smiled and said, "Do you think that the two of us can stop it now?" Since it is destined to be impossible to stop, then expose it." I also want to try what it's like to be a celebrity......"
Hei Lian smiled: "Hey! I finally found a place in you that I admire, that's right, we are the Great Demon King, we are low-key fart! What we want is to do whatever we want, do whatever we want, whoever disobeys will be killed! But ...... Although you have done a lot of good deeds, I think you are one step closer to being left behind for 10,000 years. ”
Jiang Li: "#@¥#......"
When I arrived on the 19th floor, I entered the stairs, and Jiang Li's footsteps stopped abruptly!
Because Jiang Li saw a familiar back!
Ponytail, small suit uniform, that familiar back is just missing a white tail......
Speaking of this, Jiang Li suddenly realized something, and as soon as he raised his hand, a white flower floated in his hand!
The cold sweat on Jiang Li's head came down instantly, and he said in his heart: "I'm Cao!
Almost instantly, the girl turned back!
Then the two looked at each other through the adult version of diapers, and the air seemed to be quiet at this moment.
At the same time, in the room where the interview is being conducted.
A man with short dyed yellow hair and an earring in his left ear slowly walked up to the stage, slowly spread his hands, and said, "Several, I think, is this role good for me?"
The three interviewers were stunned, obviously they had never seen someone who operated like this, and they didn't even come up to perform, and directly asked for the role.
The female interviewer sitting on the right sneered, "Who are you when you are?"
The middle-aged interviewer in the middle frowned and said, "You have two choices, perform, or go down and replace the next one." ”
Huang Mao shook his head, sighed, and said with a scoundrel look: "You'd better not let me down, my temper is not very good." Think about it again?"
When the middle-aged interviewer heard this, he completely lost his patience and said, "Security!"
The next moment, three security guards rushed in.
Huang Mao looked at it and immediately smiled: "You don't want the three of them to send me out, right?"
When the three security guards heard this, they were immediately furious!
One of them, more than one meter eight tall, with short hair, looked very daring, and on his bare arms, the muscles were coiled on them like long dragons.
The man slammed his fists into his chest and sneered, "Waste, boy, you're the first person to dare to say such a thing in front of me." Let me think about it, after I came out of the East Pole Gate, you little gangster, I entered the hospital not eighty but one hundred, you better be obedient......"
Boom!
Before the man finished speaking, he saw that Huang Mao's right hand suddenly grew, and a punch slammed into the man's face, and the man flew out like a cannonball, and hit the back wall with a bang, and it took a full three seconds before slowly sliding down!
Huang Mao shook his wrist and pouted: "Wow in the house, it's too noisy!"
After speaking, Huang Mao looked at the three interviewers and the two security guards who were already scared and said, "Now, can you have a good chat?"
The interviewer, who had been sitting on the left, had not spoken, and said, "You...... What the hell are you?"
When Huang Mao heard this, a cold light suddenly flashed in his eyes, and he shook his hand, stretched his hand, grabbed the interviewer's head and pressed it into the wooden table with a bang! The interviewer stopped moving in an instant!
Huang Mao clapped his hands and said, "Don't talk about anything other than the topic, what about the two of you? Three people, two people pass, okay?"
The female interviewer said, "You...... You're breaking the law like this......"
When Huang Mao heard this, he immediately laughed wildly: "Breaking the law?" ha...... Hahaha......"
Huang Mao covered his stomach and walked back and forth on the stage, laughing wildly as he walked, laughing and laughing, he suddenly made a move, and the two security guards were detained before they could react, and they crashed together, and lost consciousness instantly.
After the yellow hair beat the person, he slowly turned around and said, "Don't be funny! That thing has to be obeyed by me to be useful." You guys...... Times have changed, and I was the first to eat crabs, so why should I obey the rules of mortals when I have power?"
"Mortal?!" said the middle-aged interviewer, "That...... You ......"
Huang Mao waved his hand and said, "I, I'm not a lowly mortal like you, I'm a rubber demon—Huang Fei!"
After speaking, Huang Mao turned around suddenly, stared at the two interviewers and said, "Okay, there is too much nonsense, tell me, your answer!"
The female interviewer trembled and said, "I...... I've given it to you. ”
Huang Mao smiled.
Huang Mao looked at the middle-aged interviewer.
The middle-aged interviewer lifted his glasses and said, "I'm sorry, my movies, I only choose what I need, and the others are all the same." Otherwise, I won't have to do an interview, just look for traffic niches. I want actors, not monkeys!"