"God, earth, why is this world so unfair! I don't want to live, this is still a human life?!......%¥#&"

In the middle of the night, on the edge of the Xiangjiang River, a man stood by the river, crying at the dark and tumbling river!

Holding a blank piece of paper in his hand, he kept waving and crying, as if venting his grievances and dissatisfaction with this world!

He cried and screamed for an hour, and occasionally passers-by were so frightened that they hurriedly hid away.

As the moon rose in the sky, the man was still crying.

I don't know if it's just a few words, or just a few words, he shouted and shouted, and began to repeat the shouting.

But looking at his snot and tears, it is indeed sad to watch.

At this moment, there was a big splash in the river, and then a black object flew into the sky, and it slammed in front of the man!

The man looked through the moonlight and saw a scythe fall in front of him.

The man touched his crotch, the crotch opened, the wind blew, and the bird was a little cold......

"Grass! almost......" The man couldn't help but curse his mother, and then suddenly came back to his senses, this thing seemed to fly out of the river!

Will anyone litter in the river?

Apparently not, and if there is, it must be......

Thinking of this, the man turned and ran.

"Where are you going?" a lazy voice sounded, and the next moment, the world in front of the man's eyes instantly turned into darkness!

The man swallowed his saliva and said, "I'm Cao, the ghost hits the wall?"

As he spoke, the man looked back and saw an old man wearing a black cloak flying in the wind above the scythe!

"You...... Death?" the man asked.

The old man smiled and said, "Death, what kind of thing is that? Boy, listen up, I am the number one demon king between heaven and earth, the heavens and all worlds-Black Lotus!"

The man tilted his head and looked at the old man, silent.

The old man frowned and said, "You don't know me?"

The man nodded hurriedly and said, "I know, you are very old, if it's okay, I'll go first, okay?"

"Where are you going? I've been asleep for so many years, and I've seen countless people, but this is the first time I've seen someone as resentful as you. Seriously, the posture of your scolding mother is exactly the same as when Lao Tzu was back then!

It's just that Lao Tzu stood in the sky back then, scolding the gods and Buddhas.

You're a little bit of a bag, and you can only spit on the river. Black Lotus said with a bit of sarcasm.

The man subconsciously hid the white paper in his hand behind him, and then felt unsafe, so he stuffed it directly into the crotch of his pants.

The man laughed dryly and said: "You are old and powerful, you are old and powerful, and you will dominate the rivers and lakes for thousands of generations." I just don't know, what are you always looking for me for?"

The old man said, "Of course there is something wrong with you!"

The old man sighed: "What are you hiding?

After speaking, the old man beckoned, and the man only felt that the paper that had just been stuffed into the groove of his ass disappeared!

The next moment, it appeared in the old man's hand, and when the old man saw it, his eyes suddenly widened, and then the black qi on his face was a full layer thick!

The next moment, the old man grabbed the collar of the man's clothes, pointed it to his face, and roared loudly: "Drafted uncle, what are you running here to read a line? So what are you doing with love? Won't you change places?"

The man couldn't care about the spit Xingzi who was sprayed on the face by the old man, and said with a crying voice: "I didn't know that you were here, if you knew, I wouldn't come here to practice the script." ”

"Smack!"

The old man directly gave the man an ear scraper, and said angrily: "Are you still reasonable? believe it or not, I killed you?"

The man was startled and hurriedly said, "Don't...... If you always think that I can't do it, won't you go back and be finished? Why don't you go out for a walk in the middle of the night today and eat less?"

The old man stared at the man angrily, looking at the man's face, and he felt the urge to slap him to death.

But in the end, the old man still threw the man to the ground and sneered: "Go back? Lao Tzu is out, and you can't go back! Although you are not bad enough, it doesn't matter, you killed you quite cheaply!"

I can take the rest of the matter to you slowly.

Trust me, I'll help you become the top demon king in the world!"

When the man heard this, he quickly shouted, "You don't pick anymore?"

The old man waved his hand and said, "I don't have time, I can't go back when I come out." You have to find someone to fit in, boy, I won't talk nonsense with you, although you are not bad enough, but you exude a strong cheapness in your bones, and you are definitely not a good bird!

Therefore, you still have the hope of becoming the number one demon king in the world.

I'm going to use it for now, if you really can't use it anymore, hum ......"

After the old man finished speaking, he looked at the man with a cold face.

The man only felt like he was falling into an ice cave, as if he was going to die in the next moment.

At this moment, the old man suddenly returned to the scythe, and the next moment, the scythe flew up and slashed head-on!

The man was so frightened that he scolded: "I'm Cao, you old thing, you're going to kill me!"

Burst!

The scythe slashed directly into the man's heart!

The man only felt a sharp pain in his heart, and then, the huge black scythe in front of him suddenly turned into a cloud of black gas and burrowed into the man's heart, and then disappeared.

The man touched his chest, and it didn't hurt anymore, not even a wound.

What's even weirder is that even the clothes are not torn!

"Boy, don't look at it, you'll know the wonders of the Scythe of Chaos later. Remember, be a big demon king in the future, otherwise, hum ......" Black Lotus's voice sounded.

The man sighed, then shook his head and smiled, "Okay, don't scare the boy me." If you kill me before you get old, I'll admit it. You've come in, and you don't have a choice, so you need me.

Since it's needed, don't shut your mouth and kill me, seriously, boy, I'm cowardly, if you scare me like this, I'm prone to nervous breakdowns, and if you accidentally die, your life will definitely not be easy. ”

When Hei Lian heard this, he said angrily: "Do you want to die?"

The man didn't say a word, took off his shirt, and rushed to the Xiangjiang River with great strides!

While running, the man said: "Old man, there is nothing I dare not do in my life, but I have never tried what it is like to die." I'll try it first, and you'll come back and help me taste it?"

After saying that, the man had already risen into the air and jumped off the river embankment!

When Hei Lian heard this, her face suddenly turned black, and she muttered: "Fuck, this grandson is not only a slut, but also a bachelor!"

Just when the man's feet were about to fall on the river, there was a sudden feeling of stepping on the man's feet, and then the impact of the man's fall was instantly neutralized, and he stood smoothly on the river.

Seeing this scene, the corners of the man's mouth were slightly raised, and he looked up at the moon in the sky with his hands on the pergola, and said, "Today's moon is so round." ”

"Boy, you won. Heilian gritted her teeth and said, "How do you see that?"

The man smiled and said, "Have you ever bought vegetables?"

Hei Lian was stunned for a while, and said for a while: "What I fancy is still buying?"

The man said: "That's right, in fact, the truth is very simple, every aunt who buys vegetables understands this truth." When the aunts buy vegetables, they fall in love with each other's dishes, and they may not buy them directly, they will pick and choose, and then bargain with a disgusted face.

If the other party does not agree, immediately turn around and leave, while saying, "If you reduce the price, I will buy it, otherwise forget it." ”

At this time, it is more calm than anyone else.

If the seller is calm, the aunt will definitely come back and buy the vegetables unwillingly.

If you can't sink it, you can only sell it at a reduced price.

That's the same thing for you and me just now, I'm not the best target for you, but you're going to use it anyway.

This means that you have a crush on me, you need me, and you don't have a choice!"

Speaking of this, the man smiled and said, "Actually, I was just a guess, so I chose to jump into the river to try." If you save me, then I'll be right. ”

Black Lotus said, "What if I don't save you?"

The man stretched and said indifferently: "Then die......"

Heilian scolded: "You're a scoundrel enough, aren't you afraid of death?"

The man laughed and said, "Have you ever seen a wild bird caught in a cage still alive?"

Black Lotus was silent......

After a long time, Hei Lian said, "I'm starting to like you a little, boy, what's your name?"

The man thought for a moment and said, "Me...... My name is Jiang Li!"

Black Lotus said: "Very good, I swear, your name will definitely be stinking for 10,000 years in the future!"

Jiang Li: "#@¥......"

Jiang Li smiled bitterly: "Old man, can't you let me leave a good name?"

Hei Lian laughed and said, "Don't forget, I'm the Great Demon King! You are the one who is about to inherit the name of the Great Demon King, how can you leave a good name?"

Jiang Li shook his head disappreciatively and said, "Don't fool me if you are old, if you are really so serious, you will not look for me." ”

Hei Lian scolded: "You don't have intestines in your stomach, it's all brains?"

Jiang Li smiled.

After being silent for a while, Black Lotus said, "I am the Great Demon King, the strongest demon spirit born in the turbidity between heaven and earth. But then the way of heaven changed a little, and I couldn't exist on my own.

I can't help it, I came up from below and just happened to meet you. You are full of resentment, I thought you were a good candidate...... Outcome...... Never mind.

In short, I need resentment, anger, greed, and all the negative energy to keep me alive, you know? When I die, you die, it's as simple as that.

If you want to live, go get me more resentment.

In return, you are invincible in this world. ”

When Jiang Li heard this, he smiled and said, "Who are you fooling? You are dying of hunger, and you tell me that I am invincible?"

The demon spirit sneered, "Boy, you don't know anything about power. Life force and strength are completely two different concepts, the rules of heaven and earth have changed, and my life force has been restricted and deprived, and I need resentment to continue. But my strength ...... Hehe...... You just throw a punch and try it. ”

Hearing this, Jiang Li looked at the turbulent river, took a deep breath, and punched out!