Chapter 159: Misfortune Comes from the Mouth
The sword idiot just wanted to go up and touch Wei Ziyan's forehead, but she shouted to stop her, startled, scratched her head, and said with a simple smile: "Brother Yan'er, what's wrong with you? Why are you a big man so strange today, this voice has become shrill." Aren't you sick lightly? But your cultivation has also reached the early stage of the Yuan Infant, so you shouldn't be sick. ”
Wei Ziyan gave the sword idiot a fierce look, and said coldly: "It's none of your business, let me go away." ”
"Well, everyone says that a woman's face is like a June sky, and it changes when it changes, and some people say that a woman's face is faster than a book, but Brother Yan'er is a man, how can it be like this?
The sword didn't dare to move, and looked at Wei Ziyan with a pitiful look.
When Wei Ziyan saw the other party's pitiful appearance, her heart suddenly softened, and she said softly: "Brother Sword Idiot, I'm sorry, my little brother drank some wine today and remembered some troubles, so he was angry with you, please don't mind." ”
"Haha, it's okay, it's okay, as long as Brother Yan'er is fine, you can get angry as much as you want? ”
Wei Ziyan blushed slightly and nodded, and said in a low voice: "Wait here for me early tomorrow morning, my father wants to see you." ”
"Oh, uncle, want to see me, haha, of course I'm going. By the way, do you want to let the boss and them go together?" a heartless guy continued, completely ignoring Wei Ziyan's angry eyes.
"You can go on your own, remember, don't tell your boss and meditate on them. Otherwise, the fairy sword will not have your share. Wei Ziyan blinked and smiled.
"With the degree of obsession with swords, I'm afraid that only this trick can make him keep a secret, there is no way, I can only make this decision. Otherwise, if I let Sister Meditation know that I took the initiative to let a man propose to my father, with her gossip energy, I won't laugh to death. ”
But unexpectedly, something unexpected happened to Wei Ziyan. The sword idiot grinned and said with a smile: "Boss, they will never rob me, so it's okay to let them know." ”
"Poof", with Wei Ziyan's firmness, she still couldn't stand the idiot appearance of this thing, and couldn't help but spurt out a mouthful of blood: "I've seen a stupid person, I've never seen this kind of stupid person, is your head squeezed flat by the scabbard? In short, if you don't say it, you can't say it, do you hear it?"
"Oh. Seeing that his brother Yan'er was angry again, the sword idiot quickly shut up in fright, still thinking in his mind: "My head is not a sword, how can it be squeezed flat by the scabbard? ”
Dissatisfaction is dissatisfaction, but thinking about Wei Ziyan's angry appearance, the sword idiot was worried in his heart, although his lips moved dozens of times, he still didn't dare to tell Zhou Yang and meditation about his desire to see the owner of Xianjian Mountain Villa.
The sword idiot originally had a problem with snooze, but this time it inevitably angered Wei Ziyan again, the sword idiot didn't dare to sleep this night, and silently was stunned in the room all night, and went to see Wei Ziyan with a giant panda eye early the next morning.
When Wei Ziyan saw the appearance of the sword idiot, she was amused and distressed in her heart, and silently led him to the secret room to meet Wei Qingchen, the owner of Sword Fairy Villa.
"Daddy. ”
"The younger sword idiot visits his uncle. ”
"Haha, don't be polite, it's really a talent, with a high level of cultivation, and no qualifications, it's indeed a good match for my Yan'er. ”
"Daddy!!" Wei Ziyan glanced at Wei Qingchen.
"Uh. Wei Qingchen suddenly found out that her daughter was wearing a men's dress today, and she understood what happened. It seems that this young man doesn't know about his daughter's disguise as a man. Fortunately, the sword idiot didn't listen to Wei Qingchen's words, and was still standing there stiffly.
"Hehe, sit down and talk, don't stand. ”
After the two sat down, Wei Qingchen said with a smile: "The old man heard that the virtuous nephew has a lot of experience in sword literacy, so I specially invited you here today to listen to your high opinions." ”
Seeing that Wei Qingchen praised him as soon as he came up, and asked him to talk about the topics he was best at, he couldn't help but have a good impression of this white-clothed and white-haired old man, and after a little humility, he talked endlessly.
"There are many people who use swords in this world, but the vast majority of people just use swords as a killing tool, and there are very few people who know swords. The sword and the holy weapon are also not known and cannot be used to the fullest. Why? Those who know the sword can not only bring out the maximum value of the sword, but also will not extinguish the wisdom of the sword. ”
When Wei Qingchen heard this, he clapped his hands and said quickly: "The virtuous nephew's words are extraordinary, and they are really high-minded. 'The sword is also a holy weapon, and those who are not knowledgeable cannot use it', this sentence is far more clever than the widely circulated judgment that 'the sword is also a murder weapon, and the non-saint cannot use it'. Hehe, does a saint necessarily know how to understand swords? It's just that the old man doesn't understand, how can he understand swords?"
The sword idiot nodded yes, and said with a smile: "Actually, this matter is quite simple, as long as you understand it with your heart, you can naturally sense the sword's temperament, likes and dislikes, joys and sorrows, and so on." ”
Wei Qingchen smiled bitterly, and said secretly in his heart: "It's easy for you to understand with your heart, I've been fucking understanding for two thousand years, and I still don't have any sense, is it so easy for you to be the heart of a sword demon? Only a few of our sword demon family have practiced the heart of a sword demon for hundreds of thousands of years? Simple? Of course it's simple for you, you were born with a sword god spirit body, how can this good thing not let me catch up? Alas, this person is more angry than a person." ”
Depressed and depressed, Wei Qingchen still nodded and echoed on the surface: "The virtuous nephew's words are reasonable, and the old man is ashamed of himself." ”
The sword idiot nodded with satisfaction and continued: "This world is divided into sentient swords and ruthless swords, but whether it is a sentient sword or a ruthless sword, they are essentially the same, but the difference in the moves used and sword intent is just that. Because the sword itself is sentient, this kind of emotion is spiritual intelligence, as long as it is guided, this spiritual wisdom will continue to evolve, and in the end, it is entirely possible to produce a sword spirit, so that the sword can be advanced to an artifact. ”
"Is the virtuous nephew saying that it is really possible for Fan Tie to give birth to a sword spirit?" Wei Qingchen was shocked, looking like he was humbly seeking advice.
Now that the key has been reached, I can't help but prick up my ears and listen attentively.
"Of course. The sword idiot looked proud, and continued to taunt: "This matter is equivalent to coaxing a woman, as long as you continue to praise her advantages, she will continue to give full play to her advantages, promote her strengths and avoid weaknesses, to please you, after a long time of cultivation, no matter how bad the temper of the woman will become a saint who is loved by everyone." ”
"Then you mean that a woman with a temper is not loved?" Wei Ziyan couldn't help it, and asked with a split head.
"Of course. It's just that as long as I do what I just said, I dare to promise to make her evolve into a saint. The sword idiot completely ignored Wei Ziyan's uncertain face and talked eloquently.
"Are you saying that you are sure that you will transform those women with bad tempers, that is, those who are not loved, into saints, instead of you being transformed by women with tempers?" Wei Ziyan continued to ask, looking like she was holding on.
"This is natural, how firm is my sword idiot's Dao heart, how can it be transformed by just one woman?"
"Well, you'd better remember what was said today. Wei Ziyan glared at the sword idiot, biting the silver, and said coldly.
The sword idiot suddenly felt an inexplicable coldness, but he didn't care, and grinned.
He didn't notice at all the sympathetic glances that Wei Qingchen, who was sitting on the side, handed him a sympathetic look.
"Hehe, boy, don't blame the old man for not being righteous, this is your own doing, who made you so open-mouthed? You talk to us about swordsmanship, everyone is inferior to you, you don't understand women, no one will blame you, but you can't make analogies. Yes, you will have to bear it in the future. Alas, be a man, but you must be cautious in your words and deeds, and be careful that trouble comes out of your mouth. What happened to this kid today is a living example, the old man is really fucking teachable this time. ”