Chapter Twenty-Five: Who's the No. 1 Fart in the World

Huangfeng Ridge, in the Yellow Wind Cave, Tang Yu and the Dragon Girl were tied to the stone pillar.

Pairs of torches burned in the dark cavern, and the spotted tiger sat on a throne, carrying a leg of mutton in his hand, and biting fiercely.

"Brother Tiger, this little girl's skin is really smart, in which village did you catch it?" a little demon stared at the unconscious dragon girl obscenely.

"Go, she's ...... Forget it, I can't tell you such a big thing, you go to the cave for me and wait carefully, the king is back, inform me immediately, and I will sit on this throne for a while. "Spotted Tiger Road.

The little demon happily went to the cave door, and half an hour later came in and told the Spotted Tiger that the Yellow Wind Monster was back, and the Spotted Tiger jumped off the throne violently.

Not long after, the Yellow Wind Monster walked into the cave, and the Spotted Tiger hurriedly told him how he captured Tang Yu and the Dragon Maiden.

"Hahaha, little tiger, there is really a set, this king is not wrong about you, you will be the second master of our Yellow Wind Cave in the future. ”

The spotted tiger laughed three times, his eyes full of pride.

The Yellow Wind Monster walked up to Tang Sanzang, looked at it carefully and asked, "You are Tang Sanzang who went to the West Heaven to learn scriptures on the orders of the Lord of the Buddha?"

Tang Yu pretended to be frightened, "Demon King, you let the poor monk go!"

The Yellow Wind Monster laughed: "Let you go? You can't help but think too well, not only will this king not let you go, but he will also dismantle you into eight pieces, and then eat you raw." ”

Spotted Tiger said: "King, it's better to be half boiled and half fried, it doesn't taste beautiful when eaten raw!"

Huang Fengwei shook his head and chuckled: "You don't know anything about the second master, this Tang Sanzang's meat is not comparable to mortal meat, it is said that you can live forever by eating a bite of Tang monk's meat, and eating it raw can ensure the original taste, and the effect is better." ”

The spotted tiger's face straightened, and he thought to himself that it was no wonder that the Yellow Wind Monster had planted himself on that necessary path a month ago and waited for Tang Sanzang, at that time he only knew that Tang Sanzang was a big man, but he didn't expect that eating his meat would actually lead to immortality.

"Can I take two bites, big king?" said the spotted tiger eagerly.

The Yellow Wind Monster glanced at the demons, "Not only can you eat it, but all big guys can eat it, my Yellow Wind Monster has always valued righteousness, such a good thing will definitely not be enjoyed by one person." ”

"The king is mighty!"

"Dawang Shou and Tianqi!"

The spotted tiger took the lead, and a group of demons shouted.

The Yellow Wind Monster glanced at the Dragon Maiden again, and his eyes radiated a dazzling brilliance.

"This woman is so beautiful, and she has a fairy aura on her body, can't she be a fairy in the sky?"

Spotted Tiger said: "Since this Tang Sanzang is so big, then Sun Wukong has become his apprentice, this woman must be not small, can't it be really a fairy in the sky, the tiger thinks that the king is very suitable for the fairy, why not marry her as a lady of the village?"

The Yellow Wind Monster laughed, "It's really heaven to help this king, this king happens to have a pair of cultivation skills, and he just lacks a fairy to cultivate together, hahaha, it's too good to come." ”

Spotted Tiger proposed: "That's very good, then why don't we hold a wedding banquet for the king tonight, the staple food of this wedding banquet is Tang Sanzang's raw meat, the king can eat Tang Sanzang's meat while cultivating with the fairy, stained and stained......"

The Yellow Wind Monster smiled, and suddenly shook his head and said: "This matter still needs to wait for a while, although Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie have been trapped by the king's Yellow Wind Array at this time, but that Sun Wukong is a bit of a Taoist, I can't think of two hours, they may escape, this king still needs to solve Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie before he can enjoy ......"

The spotted tiger nodded, and at this moment, a little demon suddenly ran in in a hurry and shouted, "Oh no, oh no, a monkey with a sharp mouth and a monster with a pig's head and a human body are about to enter the hole." ”

The Yellow Wind Monster was startled, he didn't expect it to come so quickly.

As he spoke, he picked up his weapon and rushed out of the cave, where the spotted tiger remained to guard.

Outside the Yellow Wind Cave, Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie were standing together, and all the little demons had been cleaned up by them and were lying on the ground.

The Yellow Wind Monster rushed out with a trident and shouted, "You are so bold!"

Sun Wukong glanced at the Yellow Wind Monster and said to Zhu Bajie: "Bajie, this monster looks uglier than you!"

Zhu Bajie nodded, and said with a little seriousness: "It should be uglier than you, but my old pig is not ugly." ”

The Yellow Wind Monster was furious, carrying a trident and slamming it towards Sun Wukong.

"Bajie, you go first!"

"Why?"

"My grandson gave you the opportunity to kill demons, you can accumulate a little more merit, don't say that my grandson doesn't take care of you. ”

Zhu Bajie paused for a moment, still waving a nine-toothed nail rake, and greeted him.

The trident and the nine-tooth nail rake collided together, and sparks sparked in the air.

These two weapons are extraordinary, Zhu Bajie resisted the Yellow Wind Monster to the death, and the Yellow Wind Monster fell behind in terms of strength.

"Youkai, put down your weapons and take them with your hands tied, or my old pig will make your head bloom." ”

Huang Fengwei's face twitched, because Zhu Bajie's strength was indeed great, and he had already taken several steps back.

"Hey, pig demon, your belt is loose!"

The Yellow Wind Monster suddenly shouted, Zhu Bajie subconsciously looked at his waist, and at this moment, the Yellow Wind Monster suddenly flashed the nine-toothed nail rake, and kicked Zhu Bajie on the buttocks, and Zhu Bajie fell to the ground.

"You're the most cunning monster I've ever seen. ”

"You're the dumbest youkai this king has ever seen!"

At this time, Sun Wukong slammed a stick, and the yellow wind monster yelled that it was not good, and suddenly turned into a wisp of yellow wind and disappeared.

Sun Wukong held the golden hoop stick, vigilantly observing the surroundings, he used his fire eye essence gold, and found the figure of the Yellow Wind Monster behind a big tree.

Sun Wukong walked towards the big tree without hurry, and when he arrived in front of the big tree, when he just waved the golden hoop stick, he suddenly only heard a "porphyry" sound, and then there was a strange smell floating from the tip of his nose.

The smell was so frustrating that Sun Wukong swore that he had never smelled such a stinky fart in his life, but in a few minutes, he would change this oath.

The Yellow Wind Monster laughed, "How is it, Xiang?"

Sun Wukong only felt that the world was spinning, this stinky fart turned out to have a psychedelic effect, he immediately protected his mind, and after relieving himself, he suddenly hit the yellow wind monster with a stick.

The Yellow Wind Monster dodged suddenly, turned his back again, pouted his hips, and was another stinky fart.

Sun Wukong has fought countless monsters, but it is the first time that he has seen a fart like the Yellow Wind Monster, and this fart is really powerful.

Just when Sun Wukong was hesitating whether to temporarily withdraw from the battle, he suddenly saw Zhu Bajie rushing over and shouting: "Monkey get out of the way......"

Sun Wukong jumped onto the treetops suddenly, and the Yellow Wind Monster was slightly stunned, but he was not in a hurry, because his fart couldn't even resist Sun Wukong, let alone Zhu Bajie.

When he calmly turned around and wanted to do the same, he saw Zhu Bajie suddenly stop when he ran to a position more than a meter away from him, and then he immediately turned around and pouted his fat buttocks.

"Bang ......"

Zhu Bajie let out three loud farts in a row, this fart sound was like a thunderstorm in the nine heavens, powerful and heavy, and the most important thing was that it could still maintain the effect of being extremely smelly.

A shoal of birds was startled in the forest, and even the insects, fish, frogs and snakes in the waterhole were digging into the soil vigorously.

The Yellow Wind Monster was jumped out three or four meters by these three loud farts, and his brain was confused for a while.

"It's better than farting in front of your pig grandfather, you're really more alchemy in front of Laojun, and the class has an axe!"

Zhu Bajie straightened up majestically, and continued to boast: "My old pig hasn't farted for three years, and there is still stock in his stomach, Yellow Wind Demon, do you want to compare again?"

Sun Wukong covered his nose and shouted: "Bajie, fight quickly." ”

When Zhu Bajie heard this, he immediately turned around again, and just as he was about to fart again, suddenly a strange vessel appeared in the hand of the Yellow Wind Monster, and there was a lot of yellow sand in the vessel, and then he blew hard towards the yellow sand in this vessel.

Immediately afterwards, a yellow wind carrying the power of 10,000 catties came with countless yellow sand, Zhu Bajie was shocked, his body was trapped by this yellow wind, and he pouted his ass and was covered by the yellow sand.

Sun Wukong used the law phase heaven and earth, turned into countless phantoms and rushed towards the Yellow Wind Monster, but the Yellow Wind was so evil that even the phantoms couldn't break through.

After the yellow sand trapped Zhu Bajie, the Yellow Wind Monster targeted the attack on Sun Wukong again, and still concocted it in the same way, blowing out the samadhi divine wind.

Sun Wukong knew the power of this yellow wind, jumped into the sky suddenly, drove the somersault cloud, and magnified the golden hoop stick in his hand dozens of times, but the samadhi divine wind actually blew towards the sky, and Sun Wukong had no choice but to withdraw temporarily.

The Yellow Wind Monster laughed, collected his magical powers, and ordered the little demons to capture Zhu Bajie back into the cave.