Chapter 30: Even Mita, Your Buddha
"Then if my master and apprentice want to cross the river, I wonder if Mr. Sha can give advice?" Tang Yu asked.
This sand monk has always maintained an elegant posture, with his hands folded, like a devout Buddhist.
"Sha has been in this quicksand river for more than 100 years, it is better to protect each other than to protect each other, as for crossing the river, Sha has some methods, but if you want to get Sha's help, you must first break Sha's rules. ”
"Oh, I don't know what Mr. Sha's rules are?"
Sha Seng said lightly: "There are two rules for Sha, which can be divided into two ways: civil and military, the text needs to answer the two questions raised by Sha, and Wu needs to break Sha's dragon and tiger lighthouse array, if you want to cross the river, you can choose one of them." ”
Zhu Bajie smiled: "Joke, the child makes a choice, senior brother, beat him!"
Sun Wukong was stunned for a moment, and Sha Seng said: "I have seen the spell of this monkey brother just somersault clouds, his land kung fu Sha is indeed invincible, but when it comes to underwater kung fu, he can't help Sha, if Sha is hiding in the water, you are afraid that there is nothing you can do." ”
Zhu Bajie looked at the little white worm and said: "To deal with you, how can you need the senior brother to take action, little white worm, the two of us will go up." ”
The little white worm was stunned for a moment and said: "Don't pull me, I said that I will only be responsible for carrying him to the West Heaven, and I will never participate in the matter of killing demons and demons in the future." ”
"The girl is really unrighteous! Senior brother, I'll leave it to you, I can't fight him alone!"
Sun Wukong glanced at Sha Seng and said, "My grandson will give you this opportunity to light up your lighthouse array and take a look!"
"No need for Wukong, you rest first, and wait for the teacher to surrender him!" Tang Yu looked at Sha Seng and asked: "Mr. Sha, Tang learned the Four Books and Five Classics at the age of four, he can become a poem in five steps at the age of six, he can splash ink landscapes at the age of eight, and he became the head of a private school at the age of ten, and he is twelve years old...... Of course, these are not important, the important thing is that I want to tell you that Tang is very interested in your essay test, and let Tang listen to your three questions. ”
Sha Seng smiled and said: "Since Zunjia is a high monk, then my first question is related to Buddhism, may I ask Zunjia, where is the heart?"
This first question shows Sha Seng's super high Buddhist cultivation, Tang Yu remembered the restriction of the system, it seems that he intends to let himself accept Sha Seng's literary examination challenge, so what is the intention of the system to do this?
This sand monk was originally the most trusted general of the Jade Emperor's side, and he would accompany the Jade Emperor almost every day, saying that he was a big old man, which was obviously unreasonable, and it was said that he also had an affair with the Queen Mother......
Thinking of this, Tang Yu seemed to have a trace of vigilance in his heart, could it be that the system was reminding himself that Sha Seng was far more complex and powerful than he imagined?
Tang Yu didn't have an accurate answer to this question, he thought for a while and said casually: "What is the heart? If the heart is a thing, where is the heart, if the heart is not a thing, where is the heart? The poor monk thinks that the heart is everywhere!"
Sha Seng smiled slightly, nodded and said: "The profound Buddhism of the senior monk makes Sha Mou suddenly open, and his heart is indeed everywhere." ”
Zhu Bajie teased: "You don't even know the answer to your own question?"
"If I know the answer, why ask?"
Zhu Bajie was speechless, and Sun Wukong patted him on the shoulder and said: "Bajie, this kind of battlefield is not suitable for us, let's leave it to the bald head." ”
Sha Seng quickly gave a second question: "I put a golden boulder into a bowl-sized wine glass, may I ask the honorable driver, how to take it out?"
This question is very perverted, even the little white worm thinks it is too much, she expressed her opinion: "This is impossible at all, you are obviously a difficult and stinky monk." ”
Sha Seng smiled: "You haven't seen it before, how do you know that you can't?"
Sha Seng's words always have a bit of Zen in them, and the little white worm said with a little annoyance: "It's impossible anyway!"
Sha Seng smiled and didn't speak, his eyes looked at Tang Yu, "Do you think it's impossible?"
Tang Yu shook his head and said: "It doesn't matter whether it is possible or impossible, since you want an answer, Tang will give it to you happily." ”
"My answer is, how did you put it in, how can I take it out, Mr. Sha is satisfied?"
Sha Seng was stunned inexplicably, and then clapped his hands, "Wonderful, wonderful, really wonderful, Zunjia is really a master, Sha is willing to take you across the river." ”
"Wait!" Tang Yu suddenly looked at Sha Seng and said, "I also have a question here, and I ask Mr. Sha to answer." ”
Sha Seng nodded.
Tang Yu said: "If your wife and mother fall into the water at the same time, may I ask which one Mr. Sha will save first?"
Tang Yu's question can be said to be a mystery for the ages, and there is no accurate answer in his world, let alone Sha Seng.
Sha Seng pondered for a moment, Wan Er shook his head, and suddenly knelt in front of Tang Yu.
"Respect the teacher above, the sinner Sha Seng is here to wait for the master for a long time, the teacher is intellectually extraordinary, Sha is willing to obey the order of Guanyin Bodhisattva, and protect the master to go to the west to learn scriptures. ”
Tang Yu was slightly surprised, he didn't expect that this sand monk had already recognized his identity, so in this case, he was deliberately considering himself when he asked the question?
"Sha is the general of the curtain next to the Jade Emperor, because he accidentally knocked over the glass cup at the Pan Tao Conference, so he was sent to this quicksand river by the Jade Emperor. ”
Tang Yu helped him up, nodded and said: "It's easy to say, from today onwards, you will be the fourth apprentice of the poor monk, and the poor monk will give you a law name, so you will be called Wujing." ”
Sha Seng nodded, and then bowed his hand to Sun Wukong Zhu Bajie and said: "I have offended many times before, and I ask the two senior brothers to forgive me." ”
Sun Wukong waved his hand and threw a strange look at Tang Yu, Tang Yu instinctively felt that Sun Wukong and his own views were the same, and the sand monk in front of him was not simple.
Zhu Bajie had a feeling of joy descending from the sky, he hurriedly walked over and said: "Sha Wujing, this name is good, in the future, my old pig will be your second senior brother, haha." ”
Sha Seng nodded slightly: "I've seen the second senior brother." ”
The little white worm said dissatisfiedly: "What second senior brother, you are at most a third senior brother, Senior Brother Sha, I am your second senior sister." ”
Sha Seng made another gesture at the little white worm and shouted to the second senior sister.
Zhu Bajie smiled and said: "Little white worm, you are a mount at best, you are not qualified to be a second senior sister." ”
"Hmph, stinky monk, do you admit that I am your female apprentice?" asked the little white worm towards Tang Yu.
Tang Yu smiled: "Of course, those who can follow the teacher to the West Heaven to learn the scriptures are all good apprentices for the teacher." ”。
"Bald, you are clearly interested in seeing the color!" Zhu Bajie said dissatisfied.
Tang Yu glared at Zhu Bajie: "Even rice hair, Bajie, I heard that pigs can also carry people, otherwise you will swap with the little white worm, and now you will become a pig to carry the teacher to the West Heaven?"