Chapter 35: The Stun Meter

In another courtyard of Wuzhuang Temple, the male fairy child Qingfeng and the female fairy child Mingyue are making tea.

"Senior brother, do you think we should put a little more medicine in this tea?" Mingyue asked.

"No need, the medicine in those fasts is enough to make them sleep for a day and a night. "Qingfeng Road.

Mingyue blinked and said, "What if they don't eat those fasting meals?"

Qingfeng smiled: "Impossible, didn't you see that those poor sour monks were already hungry? Don't look at it as just a fast, it was already a very hearty meal for them." ”

Mingyue shook her head and said, "I'm still a little worried!"

"Worried about what?"

"Senior brother, it's not me who said, your cooking skills are really bad, I tasted two bites before taking the medicine, those few vegetarian dishes can be salty to death, and the light ones have no taste at all, especially the tofu, which is completely undercooked, I'm afraid they won't want to eat it if they can't eat two bites." ”

Qingfeng paused for a moment, and said in disbelief: "Is it that bad?"

Mingyue nodded: "Senior brother, you haven't cooked for more than five hundred years, don't you count in your heart?"

Qingfeng smiled awkwardly and said, "Okay, for the sake of safety, let's add some medicine to the tea." ”

Mingyue smiled slightly, and asked again, "Senior brother, what should we do after they faint?"

Qingfeng sneered: "Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha, let's just punish them a little and throw them out, as for that damn Sun Monkey and that mortal Tang Yu, they must be punished severely, I want to lock them in the dungeon and let them see the power of the Nine Ghosts." ”

Mingyue exclaimed: "Senior brother, the master has strictly ordered that the disciples in the door are not allowed to go to the dungeon, the nine ghosts in there are cruel and bloody, although this Sun Monkey and Tang Yu have stolen the fruits of our lives, but in case they kill them, we are not easy to explain, after all, they are the people sent by the Buddha to the West Heaven to learn the scriptures." ”

Qingfeng said: "Senior sister, don't worry, we don't have to go down to the dungeon, just open an opening and throw the two of them down, besides, this Tang Yu and Sun Monkey not only stole the fruits of our life before, according to the master, the two of them also stole a lot of peaches, and even Laojun's elixir was stolen and eaten, they have now practiced immortality, although the nine ghosts are powerful, but they are not enough to kill them." ”

"My purpose in doing this is to make them beg for mercy, to beg us for mercy with sincerity, and if they are in a good manner, we can just let them go. ”

"But......" Mingyue still had some doubts.

Qingfeng said: "No need, if there is any problem, the senior brother will bear it alone, because the Buddha has tolerated this pair of masters and apprentices, and the master and his old man can only sell face to the Buddha, but I know very well that the master has a lot of hatred for this pair of masters and apprentices, in fact, this time the master went to Yuan Shi Tianzun was originally scheduled for next month, and the reason why the master went ahead of schedule was nothing more than that he didn't want to see this pair of masters and apprentices." ”

"Since it is inconvenient for the master and his old man to make a move, then we as apprentices will do it on our behalf. ”

Mingyue hesitated for a moment, then nodded and said, "Okay, then everything is up to Senior Brother." ”

At this time, Sun Wukong, who had turned into a fly, flew back to the courtyard where Tang Yu and them were at this time.

After Sun Wukong changed his original state, he glanced at Zhu Bajie, who had fallen asleep, and asked, "Bald, why don't you stop Bajie from eating fasting?"

Tang Yu sighed and said: "I reminded him, but he insisted on eating, so let him learn some lessons, the world is sinister, people's hearts are not ancient, sometimes the gods are darker than the monsters, Wujing, don't you say?"

Sha Seng paused for a moment and said, "The disciple is stupid and doesn't dare to speak of immortals. ”

Sun Wukong smiled: "The third junior brother is a conservative, bald, what you said is true, I have already heard it just now,......"

Sun Wukong told Tang Yu all the information he had eavesdropped, and Sha Seng showed a little embarrassment on his face.

"Bald, what should we do, or my old grandson will directly clean up the two fairy children and dismantle the Wuzhuang Temple of the old man of the town?"

Tang Yu shook his head and said: "No, firstly, this Zhen Yuanzi is quite a bit of a Taoist, and he has a great rank in the Dao Sect, so we should not have a hard time with him, and secondly, this will not produce any direct benefits to us." ”

Sun Wukong said: "Then this breath is swallowed like this?"

Tang Yu said coldly: "That's impossible, Wukong, as a teacher, I can tell you that the principle of being a teacher is that you must not swallow your anger, regardless of his immortals and Buddhas, demons and monsters, as long as he dares to fight the poor monk, the poor monk will definitely beat him." ”

"Of course, there must be a way to do things, this matter seems to have little to do with Zhen Yuanzi, the main thing is that his two disciples want to embarrass us, and there are debtors and owners, so it's enough for us to clean up these two fairy children. ”

Sun Wukong lifted the stick, "Okay, my old grandson will go and get those two fairy children now." ”

"Slow!" Tang Yu exclaimed.

"What's wrong again?"

"Don't be in a hurry to clean them up first, for the master to tell them about the dungeon, and what nine ghosts are very interested, Wukong, do you dare to follow the master's plan and go down?"

Tang Yu received the system task of rescuing the Mother of Ten Thousand Foxes, and from what Sun Wukong eavesdropped, he vaguely felt that the dungeon of Wanshou Mountain was a secret place, and the Mother of Ten Thousand Foxes was likely to be locked there.

Sun Wukong said awe-inspiringly: "You are not afraid of baldness, how can my old grandson be afraid, just rely on you, and plan it." ”

Tang Yu looked at Sha Seng and said, "Wujing, you can also pretend to be dead for a while, and after they throw you and Bajie out of the mountain gate together, you can take care of Bajie as a teacher." ”

Sha Seng nodded, and then several people pretended to faint.

After a while, Qingfeng Mingyue and the two came to the wing room with tea, and when they saw the masters and apprentices who had all fainted in the wing, Qingfeng couldn't help but smile and said, "Senior sister, it seems that we have done something more." ”

Mingyue shook her head and said, "These monks are really reincarnated by hungry ghosts, and there is nothing left to eat such unpalatable food." ”

Qingfeng smiled awkwardly: "Senior sister, maybe these dishes are really unpalatable to you, but for these monks who have been sleeping all the way, they are already first-class food, forget it, let's not talk about it, let's act according to the original plan." ”

Mingyue nodded, and then the two checked the unconscious state of the four people, confirmed that they had all passed out, and then according to the plan, they first threw Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng out of the mountain gate.

Qingfeng looked at Sun Wukong and Tang Yu who fell to the ground with a fierce face, and snorted: "The incomparable stinky monkey and you ignorant mortal, today I Qingfeng will punish you on behalf of the family teacher, and let you know that our Wuzhuang Temple is absolutely not allowed to be blasphemed." ”

After saying this, Qingfeng carried the unconscious Sun Wukong, and Mingyue carried the unconscious Tang Yu.