Chapter 7 The Fortune Teller Was Beaten
The three of them looked at each other, and on the edge of the mighty Qingjiang River, on a raft stood a Taoist priest wearing a blue and white Taoist robe and carrying a green bamboo. The old Taoist priest's beard was white, and he looked very old from his slightly hunched back, but his face was red and tender like a big girl who had just come out of the pavilion.
The raft was brought to the shore by the current, and the Taoist priest shook his hand after getting off the bamboo raft, and the bamboo raft went down the shore by itself.
Xu Yuntian just wanted to step forward and ask where he came, but the words splashed in the face of the old Taoist priest dissipated his previous thoughts.
The Taoist priest stepped forward, lifted the placket that was a little wet, and said to the old lame: "What you old lame man said is really funny, there is no Shentai in the world, and the seclusion is the extreme?
Yan Cripple is a master who does not admit defeat, seeing that this Taoist priest has overturned all his statements, how can he admit that what he said is wrong, doesn't that become his own shallow knowledge?
Immediately said: "Huge rivers and lakes, have you ever heard of the existence of the Shentai Realm, mortals are only a hundred years, and how many sect elders are stuck in the Tongyun Realm to death." ”
"Mo Duo said, what I said three or five is still exaggerated. ”
The old Taoist priest glanced at the lame man and said: "It's ridiculous, twenty years ago, how many masters of the Tongyou Realm were defeated by the Divine Sword Wanqing Girl with one sword; Huang Zhenren who poured into the North Sea forty years ago and fixed the sea with one palm; The nameless monk who entered the sea alone for 800 miles and killed the Kraken, these people don't have the strength of the Shentai Realm?"
The old lame man choked and couldn't answer.
The old man in Tsing Yi smiled, looked Xu Yuntian up and down again, and said in amazement: "It's a rare good seedling, let me ask you, are you willing to go to Yuntai Mountain with me to learn the Fa?"
Xu Yuntian couldn't cry or laugh, and hugged his fists and said: "Thank you for the kindness of the Taoist, boy, I don't like these fights and kills, just forget about practicing martial arts." ”
Lao Yantou stretched out his thumb and made a great gesture to Gongzi, and then stretched out his little thumb and gestured fiercely at the old Taoist in Tsing Yi and said: "Hear, old man, Son, I don't want to learn the Tao of Laoshizi from you, and only you Taoist priests in the whole world trick the young man into going up the mountain gate with you all day long, and when his hair is gray, he hasn't even touched the threshold of martial arts, it is a group of harmful miscellaneous hair." ”
Yan Cripple may have been with Gongzi for a long time, and he also has Xu Yuntian's momentum when he scolds people.
When the old Taoist in Tsing Yi heard that Lao Yantou slandered the people in the Taoist sect like this, his face suddenly turned red with anger, and he held back a sentence for a long time: "Master Zu is above, I don't know the same as people who don't cover their clothes." ”
He said to Xu Yuntian again: "Little doll, you missed a big opportunity today, and you will regret it in the future." Then he turned around and wanted to leave.
Xu Yuntian was wondering what this old Taoist was in the fog, and he didn't know what it meant, but the old Taoist suddenly turned around again, put himself on his shoulder, and ran towards the river.
Suddenly his heart was frightened, and he was about to shout, but he found that he couldn't scream anything, and could only watch the grass under his feet turn into water, but it was the old Taoist priest who ran directly on the river, as if walking on the ground.
Secretly said that I am afraid that it is over, and after twenty months of kicking the gym, I am afraid that someone's old monster will come to the door and capsize in the gutter.
But he felt the power of his abdomen pause, and there seemed to be a person standing in front of the old man in Tsing Yi, and then the river under him was transformed into a meadow.
"Why don't you run? Aren't you going to take my son back to the mountain gate?"
Xu Yuntian crossed his waist and stood in front of the old Taoist priest with a fierce attitude.
The old Taoist priest sat on the grass with dejected eyes, looking obediently restrained. One eye socket turned blue, and the corners of the mouth on both sides were swollen, but it was the same as the blue and white uniform on his body.
"Alas, I hunted geese all day long, but I didn't expect to meet a vulture. The old Taoist priest said whimsily.
"Hey, old fellow, who do you say is a vulture?" the prince rolled up his sleeves, looking like he was going to go up and him at any moment.
"I didn't say you" glanced at Xu Yuntian, and the old Taoist in Tsing Yi continued to say in a vague voice: "I mean these two people, one is a traitorous monk of Dajue Temple, and the other is the famous Divine Arrow Wushuang Xu Che, this battle is big." ”
Lao Yantou walked up to the Taoist priest in Tsing Yi and squatted down, and said, "Then who are you? Look at the kung fu of 'dragon walking and flowing water' with one hand just now, there is no such kung fu in the Dao Pavilion on Yuntai Mountain, right?"
The old Taoist priest was smoked by Yan Cripple's mouth, and suddenly felt a rush of wine gushing out of his mouth, mixed with bursts of fermented sourness, so he couldn't spit it out directly.
I had to hold my breath and said: "The old man will not change his name, he will not change his surname, Zhang Ziqing on Yuntai Mountain, and Elder Taishang is also." ”
Master Su took the green bamboo tube behind the old Taoist, and said with a smile while playing: "The old Taoist's ability to cheat is not bad, but unfortunately, the name of the person you reported is too loud." ”
The old Taoist priest was surprised: "Do you know?"
"Not only did I know, but I also beat him. ”
Xu Yuntian remembered that when he passed through Yuntai Mountain, he had gone to Yuntai Mountain to ask for a sip of tea, but the young Taoist priests on Yuntai Mountain were very angry, and they refused to give a sip of tea, and ridiculed the three of them, saying that the rags and rags insulted the fairyland on the mountain.
How could he be willing to endure this breath, so he asked Lao Yantou to beat him one by one, but unexpectedly beat the little one and the old one, and finally beat the Yuntai view up and down, and the red-eyed old lame man finally didn't forget to kick the big white goose in front of the gate.
The old man in Tsing Yi looked like he was seen through, and said: "I can't hide it from you, or not, Xiangbei Tianzhengguan Li Yang is the old man." ”
"Punched. ”
The old Taoist in Tsing Yi looked incredulous, and said: "Wang Gang of the Xishu Sword Sect"
"Punched"
"Burning incense gate Liu trace"
"Punched"
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In the end, the old Taoist priest really couldn't do it, so he simply said: "Xuannu sent Zhao Wu"
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The four of them stared at each other, and Yan Cripple said in surprise: "When did the Xuannu Sect have a Taoist priest? Don't you know that the Xuannu Sect is full of women? Could it be that you are a woman dressed as a man, but in fact you are a girl who has no handle underneath?"
Xu Yuntian on the side couldn't cry or laugh, this old cow nose really didn't have the demeanor of a master at all, and then twisted the bamboo tube in his hand with a little curiosity.
I only heard a 'pop' sound of the bamboo tube cracking from it, and a red-on-blue scroll made of unknown animal skins fell to the ground, and then the prince reached out and picked it up, and shouted to the two of them with some curiosity: "Lao Yan, Lao Zhang, this bull's nose seems to have a very valuable thing." ”
The old Taoist priest, who was originally listless, sat up from the ground all of a sudden, and said angrily: "Don't touch my things, that's the family of the old Taoist bastard!"
The three of them didn't pay attention to the old Taoist, and Lao Yantou even kicked the Tsing Yi Taoist priest in the stomach with a hind leg, kicking him to the ground, and suddenly the old Taoist priest bowed into a frightened prawn.
Xu Yuntian slowly opened the animal skin scroll, only to see that it was full of silver stars, and wisps of silk threads ran through the silver rays, forming the shape of a bird for a while, the shape of a sea fish for a while, and some kind of strange beast that a few people could not recognize.
"Heavenly Machine!" The old blind man, who had never been willing to speak, opened his mouth at this moment, his eyes that had been closed trembled slightly, Xu Yuntian seemed to see a ray of golden light flash from his trembling eyes, and then closed his mouth again, unwilling to say another word.
Lao Yantou suddenly realized and said with a smile: "It turned out to be you." ”
"I didn't expect the famous Tianji God to be 'Su Xingzi', and he turned out to be a scoundrel-like old miscellaneous hair, the world thought that you were a woman who was shy of flowers in the closed moon, but it can be regarded as letting me see the old lame. ”
He turned his head to Xu Yuntian and said: "Son, we can pick up the dead rabbit this time, the god of heaven is Su Xingzi, he is a good luck and a murderer, and his ability to count good luck is the title of the world." ”
Xu Yuntian tugged at the corners of his mouth, and two words popped out of his mouth: "Tied."
On the official road on the bank of the Qingjiang River, the figures of the original three people turned into four people, and Xu Yuntian walked in front. Yan Cripple walked side by side with the old Taoist, and the hemp rope tied the old Tao's hands, and pulled him like a dog.
The blind Lao Zhang still couldn't help but hang behind him slowly, neither taking a step nor taking a step faster.
The lame old Yan squeezed the old Taoist priest with his shoulder: "Hey, old Zamao, don't you know how to break good luck and count good luck?
The old Taoist Xingzhizi's face was pale, and he held back a sentence for a long time: "I forgot to look at the yellow calendar when I went out today." ”
Then let Lao Yan run on it and refuse to say a word again.