Chapter 32 I really don't want to get involved

Zhu Bajie showed a sign of Brother Pig, and his soul had already been taken away by these three women.

"True, love, pity, I have seen a few ...... Elder!" said with a smile that was indeed a bit seductive.

The beautiful woman smiled: "How do the elders think my three girls look?"

"It's so beautiful!" Tang Yu said before Zhu Bajie.

The beautiful woman smiled again: "Those elders have taken a fancy to them?"

Zhu Bajie wanted to interject again, but Tang Yu interrupted again: "Old sister, if the four of us masters and apprentices all take a fancy to it, it won't be very good." ”

"What do you mean by that, Elder?" asked the beautiful woman.

Tang Yu said with a smile: "There are four of us masters and apprentices, and you have three daughters, you can't share them!"

The beautiful woman was stunned for a moment, and Zhu Bajie couldn't help but remind: "Bald, and the old sister, she is also single!"

The beautiful woman suddenly lost a smile on her face, and snorted, "You monk, why are you still thinking about your old body, talking nonsense!"

Sun Wukong said: "Bald, don't beat my grandson's idea, my grandson doesn't mean to be someone's son-in-law, this is not fun." ”

Sha Seng also said: "Master, we are monks, and we should devote ourselves to the Buddha, in my opinion, let's leave quickly." ”

Zhu Bajie was reluctant to say: "If you want to go, I don't want to go, I don't want to find a place to sleep well, and ......"

The beautiful woman said coldly: "If you don't want to, please leave, although the old body intends to recruit a son-in-law, but if you like my girl in my heart, I won't keep any of them." ”

Sun Wukong and Sha Seng glanced at each other and were about to leave, but Tang Yu suddenly said: "Take the eight precepts out too!"

Zhu Bajie paused for a moment and exclaimed, "Bald, do you want to swallow it alone?"

Tang Yu nodded ruthlessly, and then Zhu Bajie was unfortunately dragged out of the hall.

The beautiful woman looked at Tang Yu and asked, "The elder wants to marry my three daughters alone?"

Tang Yu squinted his eyes and said: "Of course not, I am a more single-minded person, with three thousand weak water, and the poor monk only takes one scoop." ”

The beautiful woman sneered: "What a duplicitous monk, then can you tell me which of my daughters you like?"

Tang Yu said: "It seems that they all take a fancy to it, but it seems that they don't like it, I want to pick one." ”

"And how do you want to pick?"

"It's easy to do, let's have a talent competition first, I'll take a look first!"

The beautiful woman was stunned, thinking for a while, and several women discussed a few words with each other.

"Well, that's true, love, and pity, you can each show your own good skills, don't let the elders look down on our countrymen. ”

The eldest sister was the first to stand up with a shy face, and at this moment Tang Yu suddenly said: "Old sister, there are pastimes such as melon seeds and fruits, and when I appreciate talents, I like to have a pastime or two." ”

The beautiful woman's face was slightly angry, but when she thought that the matter had already progressed to this point, once she gave up, it would be a failure, so she still went to prepare some melon seeds and fruits.

Tang Yu held the melon seeds in his hand, and said while swallowing: "Okay, you can start." ”

The eldest sister Zhenzhen quickly carried out her talent show, this is a sword dance, just after two performances, Tang Yu put forward an opinion: "This hall is too small, it can't be displayed, it is better to move to the outside yard to dance, by the way, old sister, you help me bring melon seeds and fruits outside." ”

The beautiful woman's face was angry, and she hesitated for a moment, but still moved the tables, chairs, benches, melon seeds and fruits to the courtyard.

The eldest sister Zhenzhen once again showed her sword dance, a long sword dancing in her hand was really amazing, her body was as light and dusty as a swallow, and the fallen leaves in the yard were flying everywhere by her sword qi.

"Really, you said that you dance the sword and dance the sword, do you have to do so many fallen leaves?

Zhenzhen's body was stunned, and her face suddenly didn't look good, but she endured it and continued to dance.

Tang Yu casually threw out a big watermelon and shouted, "Do me a favor, just cut two pieces and try it." ”

The long sword in Zhenzhen's hand waved, a few swords went down, watermelons flew everywhere, Tang Yu held a piece of watermelon in his hand and shouted, "Can't you cut it better?"

"Afraid of death, afraid of death, replace the next one!"

Really furious, he threw his sword on the ground and walked back to the hall with a snort.

Then Ai Ai began to show her talent, her talent is amazing, commonly known as tricks, and the elegance is magic.

With a blow in his mouth, an egg appeared in his hand.

One more blow and the egg turns into an apple.

Tang Yu clapped his hands and said: "The trick of love is really amazing, if I marry you, can you turn a lot of gold and silver treasures into me in the future?"

Ai Ai stopped, "That's not good, it's just a trick, it's all fake." ”

Tang Yu said: "Then turn into a bed bug and a cockroach, I like to watch bed bugs and cockroaches fight the most." ”

Ai Ai was also angry, and waved her sleeves, "I won't!"

"Why won't you still stand, afraid of death!"

"Hmph!" Ai Ai also left, full of resentment.

In the end, it was the turn of mercy, witnessing what happened to the two sisters in front of her, and there was no smile on mercy's face.

And the last hope seems to be weighed on her.

She took a sip of breath, and finally showed off her talents.

......

The third daughter took a pair of tea sets and sat beside Tang Yu.

With a smile in his eyes, he said politely: "Pity is not better than the two sisters, there is no talent, only make some fragrant tea, accompany the eldest man to talk, the eldest husband must be a person with rich experience, if the eldest husband has any worries, mercy is willing to listen." ”

Tang Yu's heart sank slightly, he took a sip of fragrant tea, and exclaimed: "The tea made by Miss is really fragrant, do you want to solve problems for me?"

Mercy bowed her head slightly and nodded a little shyly.

Tang Yu said with a smile: "Actually, the poor monk really has a lot of worries in his heart, since the young lady said so, the poor monk is not welcome." ”

"The poor monk has always had a number of questions in his heart, first of all, the poor monk found that the moon of fifteen is always sixteen round, this matter has been bothering the poor monk for a long time, no one can answer it, please ask the young lady to help the poor monk solve this puzzle. ”

Pity froze for a moment, and she swore she hadn't meant it......

"Eldest man, this ...... The little woman didn't understand such astronomical erudition, so she couldn't answer it for the eldest son. ”

Tang Yu said again: "Okay, then let me say the second question, there is a man and a woman who go to the grave, the two are crying the same person, the man is crying is the son-in-law of the father-in-law, and the woman is crying is the son-in-law's father-in-law, so what is the relationship between men and women?"

Mercy's face was dumbfounded and confused, it was clear that this kind of question was beyond her comprehension.

Tang Yu sighed and said: "That's it, miss, the poor monk will ask you a simple one again, a pig and a tiger are together, and the tiger dies the next day, does Miss know why?"

Pity looked puzzled, and couldn't help but say, "Why?"

"That's right, because the pigs don't know either!"