The woman in the nine-tailed fox, I am the luckiest one, I don't have to go through the two heavens and five thunders that soared to the gods, and more importantly, I have a bone flower in my bones, and a woman with a bone flower must be a beauty among the beauties.

But I'm also a wonderful, I don't like girls' outfits when I'm young, and I always feel that I can't use my fists and feet, which affects me to go down the river to catch turtles and catch crickets on the mountain, so I stole A-Niang's lock hairpin, and suppressed my appearance and daughter's body with the lock hairpin, so that I don't have to worry about someone seeing through my original appearance when I am running around in Changzhou.

From time to time, I would steal the clothes of my four brothers, who were much taller than me, and most of them would cut off every time I wore their clothes.

In short, from the time I was born to the present 70,000 years old, the people of the entire Changzhou are still in the Fox Emperor's family, and there are a total of five sons.

Naturally, I never worry about my life's events, even if my mother nagged in my ear all day long, whose family married a daughter, whose family married a daughter-in-law, whose daughter eloped with whose son, and even which family's son, or which family's daughter fell in love, she had to tell me.

Alas, I'm really a head and two big, how much my mother wants me to get married.

In order to stop listening to A-Niang's nagging, I kidnapped four brothers to wander around, fight, quarrel and small mouths are common, yes, 70,000 years old, there is no in-law's family, at my age, no in-law is the first person in the entire fox women, and even in the entire Changzhou women.

Daddy and Auntie had sad faces all day long, blaming themselves for neglecting their daughter's discipline, and blaming their four unscrupulous sons for taking their only daughter astray.

No, Daddy finally broke out.

"Call those four bastards in!" Daddy grimaced, pacing angrily in the fox hole with his hands behind his back.

A-Niang also sighed beside her.

When Grandpa Shu wanted to say something pleading, he looked at Daddy Tieqing's face, swallowed the words that reached his throat, and could only call in the four brothers who were waiting outside to be anxious.

Sure enough, my four elder brothers were reprimanded by Daddy and all drooped their heads, like eggplants beaten by frost.

After being reprimanded, the eldest brother spoke, and he said helplessly, "Daddy, we are also more than 100,000 years old, so let's save some face." ”

"Face, face, I don't want to lose face, look at these folds! Which one is not a complaint!" Daddy threw a stack of folds on the board in front of the eldest brother, "Look what you have brought your sister into!"

The eldest brother picked up the fold, and he really wanted to know what trouble his good sister had caused him outside.

The first fold, "Emperor Fox, you don't care about your youngest son, your youngest son has kidnapped three or four of my concubines, you have to give me an explanation!"

This is the excerpt of acid and bird, well, the eighteen, nineteen and twenty concubines newly married by acid and birds were abducted by me in a few words, I am not used to his old appearance and want to marry a new yellow flower girl, just right, his newly married concubine is also coerced, I abducted it, they can start a new life, this is also a good thing, right.

The second fold, "Fox Emperor, you accompany my daughter-in-law!"

This is a floating excerpt, and there is an angry expression drawn on the back of his excerpt.

This floating daughter-in-law, I need to clarify, floating, although she is not ugly, but there is still a gap between her handsome and dashing appearance, when she was floating to marry a daughter-in-law, I happened to pass by, who knew that the bride had taken a fancy to me, and she wanted to go with me, this was not I was scared to run away quickly, who knows where his daughter-in-law went.

The third fold, "Fox Emperor, your youngest son has uncovered my family's tiles again!"

This is the fold of repairing the snake, and he also has a crying expression behind the fold, as for the matter of uncovering the tiles in the upper room, it is indeed my fault, am I not drinking too much? I like to go to the roof, the roof, the wind is strong, cool and easy to brainwash, oh no, easy to sober up.

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The eldest brother really couldn't stand it, he wiped the sweat on his forehead with his sleeve, and kept his mouth shut about face.

The second brother is a relatively curious baby, he took the folds from the eldest brother, he has to see what is written in it.

He nodded his back and opened the fold of the snake repair, he exclaimed, "Daddy, you robbed the daughter-in-law of the snake repair, you can't do this! It's immoral to do this!" Then the second brother looked at Ah Niang with sympathy, and he said in a low voice, "Ah Niang, you have to be strong." ”

"Strong, you're strong!" Daddy was so angry that he picked off the shoes on his feet, and the left and right shoes were on the left and right sides of the second brother's face.

The second brother squatted in the corner and rubbed his face.

The fourth brother felt that Daddy was a little exaggerated, "Daddy, Qingji looks very good, lively and cheerful, resistant to fighting and falling, it is her nature to be casual, her nature is like this, she has to liberate her nature instead of strangulation." ”

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Daddy was so angry that he couldn't speak, and he was left to blow his beard and stare at his eyes.

Daddy's heart is stuffed, he wants to cry without tears, although he was romantic when he was young, but compared to his daughter, it was a small thing, he was really willing to bow down. If I weren't Daddy's daughter, Daddy would be more than 100,000 years younger, maybe Daddy and I would get married because of the same interests, and then we would squat on the street, hook shoulders and backs, look at the beauties coming and going, see which waist is thin, which leg is long, exchange experiences with each other, learn from each other or something.

A-Niang really couldn't stand it, after all, it was her own son, and she blamed A-Dad for talking too much.

The third brother, who had not spoken, also came in, "That's it, Daddy, the fifth brother is quite a master, Daddy, don't you always say that I and the eldest brother, the second brother and the fourth brother lack manhood? ”

The third brother's voice fell, and the eldest brother and the fourth brother retreated to the corner where the second brother was squatting, and then said in unison with the second brother, "Hello, take care of yourself." ”

"What do you mean?" the third brother was very confused by the actions of the eldest brother, the second brother, and the fourth brother, "What...... Whew......"

Daddy's fox whip "snapped" on the third brother's buttocks, and the third brother's ghost howl resounded throughout Changzhou, and even the five-colored bird napping on the tree was so frightened that it fell under the tree, "My mother, what's the situation." The five-colored bird got up from under the tree and helped his reading glasses, "and let people not sleep." ”

The third brother was holding his ass and scurrying around in the fox hole, "Daddy, I said something wrong, you can beat me." ”

When Daddy threw out the whip again, he was stopped by Niang, and Niang said, "Second child, you're a bit of a." ”

"Auntie, what's wrong with me?"

"Qingji is your sister, not your brother. A-Niang glared at the second brother with her eyes, "Why can't you remember?"

The second brother was stunned, and then lowered his head decadently, well, he was wrong.

"Hurry up, you guys. Ah Niang dragged a few brothers who were squatting in the corner of the wall over, "Hurry up and find your sister for me, if you can't find it, no one can drink the peach blossom brew in Cangyue." ”

"Yes, yes, let's hurry up to find the trace, in case she goes to kidnap someone's little daughter-in-law or something and runs away, it will really cause public anger. "The eldest brother realized the seriousness of the matter, and there was no peach blossom brew, how could they put down their faces and talk and brag while they were drunk and hazy.

Since then, my four elder brothers have admired me as a younger sister from the bottom of their hearts.

Daddy had a bitter face, and sighed one after another, "Look at those bastard boys, none of them are worry-free, especially the third child!"

Ah Niang said, "Okay, you won't be angry like this, this can't be blamed on the third child, we like to wear men's clothes when we are young, and we are a tomboy who lives out, and I am afraid that few people in Changzhou believe that she is a female doll." ”

What else can Daddy say, I can only hold Niang to think about the future of my baby daughter, in the final analysis, I still blame myself, I was too romantic when I was young, and I was too hasty when I gave birth to me, and he thought that the baby born by Niang would still be a son, and when I was out of the mother's womb, I found out that it was a female doll, Daddy was surprised and delighted to be incoherent, and it took a long time for Daddy to think of a serious problem, he was a father to four bastards, not a girl, how should this female doll's father be?

...... No matter what, the pet must be right, so Daddy spoiled me out of control.