Chapter 14: Pretending to be a ghost

"Bodhisattva bless, Bodhisattva bless, all the gods don't scare me, I'm very timid, Bodhisattva bless..."

I bowed my head and prayed, my hands were already trembling, how could I still walk, my feet were no longer my own, was I going to be killed by a ghost here, master

"Woo..."

Nervous and scared, I glanced to my left eye and saw a white object swaying in the treetops

"Ahh What the hell"

Then I lay on the ground without shame, who called me cowardly, I was stunned

I don't know how long it took me to wake up with a splash of cold water

"Wake up, boss, look, this kid is awake, hahaha..."

I opened my eyes in a daze, and a torch came up to me, so that I couldn't see anything in front of me, only a few people laughed wildly, and I blocked it with my hand, but I couldn't see what was ahead

"Who are you? Why am I still lying here, you...""Oh, I see, you scare me, aren't you?"

I stood up, and then I saw that a pretending to be a ghost, three people who looked like ghosts were standing in front of me, and they were still laughing at me, why did your parents give birth to you, they made you so ugly, and laughed at grandpa me, I am better looking than you.... hum

Hey, my crotch is wet, oh, I remembered, I just had incontinence, it was so embarrassing, I quickly covered it

"Haha.... This kid is so funny, he's scared to pee... What a big smell of urine, hahaha"

The four of them laughed again, I am so angry, when did I be like this, I was surrounded by so many people and laughed at me

"The four of you, no one is human, no ghost is not a ghost, you are frightened, and you are embarrassed to laugh, hum"

"Boss, this kid is angry"

The four of them looked at each other

"I'm angry, hahahaha, what a, hahaha"

Let you laugh, I know that I will spread your urine, hum

Maybe they had laughed enough, and the four of them also felt bored, so they stopped

"You kid, you broke through the bad luck of the grandfathers, came to the place where you shouldn't come, broke the grandfathers' methods, today, you must die here, so as to get out of our hearts"

The boss at the head, with a big round face, a small short and fat man, a big beard, and he talked so closely, and his tone was comparable to that of the old monster

"What bad luck, I drifted here by boat, the night is dark and the wind is high, I just want to touch someone's house to rest, my stomach... I've been hungry all day, and my eyes are barren, and if you want me to die, you have to get me something to eat, and if you die, you have to be a full ghost, or I'll go to the palace of Hades to sue you, and let Hades send someone to confront you."

Don't ask me why I want to eat, his grandmother's, I actually smelled the aroma of meat, and my saliva came out of my lord's hunger, if I could eat a meal of meat, let alone die, just a few more cuts

"Hey, you kid is really lucky, this area is a mass grave, and you are looking for a home, hahaha, if you don't meet us, I'm afraid you'll let the ghost pull it, hahaha"

"That's it, death is going to die, and I still want to eat, no, how can I eat"

The four of them lined up in a row, covering the things behind them, and swaying their heads, they were really lucky, if they hadn't met them, I'm afraid they would have been scared to death here

"What are you doing in the way, I smell it, don't be stingy, I'm going to kill you anyway, the four of you are so handsome, just be a good person, let me be full and go on the road, I promise that when I am full, I will not go to Lord Hades to sue you, okay?"

"What? What do you think we look like? I don't have good ears, I can't hear clearly..."

"yes, say it again, I didn't hear clearly"

The three people in the back also echoed, it seems that I am looking for the weaknesses of the four, so dirty, rare people praise it, it's really terrible

"I said.... Four handsome big big big Swordsman... Do you hear that?"

The boss laughed a lot

"Hey, hey, it's good, except for the girls in Qingxiangyuan, no master has praised us for being handsome, okay, I'll reward you with some food, and let the uncle send you on the road when you're full" "Second child, put that chicken... Give him some."

This old boy also gave a look, whatever, he's going to die, what to prevent, come happily

"Come, good chicken, eat it quickly, eat it and let the master cut your head a few times, vent our anger, hum"

"Who are you fooling? Can the chicken be so big? There is a smell of sucks, I don't eat it, change to real chicken, I see it, that's it..."

It wasn't chicken, I pointed to the chicken roasting in the distance, and said, "That's what I want."

"Hey, if you don't eat it, you will come back if you don't eat it"

"Eh, then forget it, I'll eat it, as long as it's not human flesh, I'll eat it...."

It's all at this time, what else is there to pick, eat, I hold my breath and chew heavily

"Boss, look, he ate, hey, hey...."

The round-headed bearded man with the lead slowly walked over and looked at me with a wicked smile on his face

"Boy, do you know what you eat?"

"It's fragrant, isn't this meat, don't bother me, I'll finish eating it so you can kill it"

"Why don't you care what kind of flesh this is?"

"What kind of meat? Could it be human flesh?"

I knew that at this time, only by making them happy would I have more chances of survival, so I still couldn't help but eat it in a big gulp

"It's not human flesh, it's a dog in the village when it's almost dark today, let us slaughter it, how do you eat?"

To tell the truth, after he said that I was indeed difficult to swallow, I also had dogs, and I loved dogs, and hated people who ate dog meat, but I didn't expect to eat dog meat by mistake today

"Dog meat, why didn't you say it earlier? Is.... It's so fragrant, if it can be paired with some fine wine, it will be a delicious delicacy in the world."

I said with a smile on my lips, but swallowed all the tears of grievance into my stomach

"This kid, do you know that if you eat this dog meat, you will be punished when you arrive at the Hades Palace, how can the fierce dogs in hell surround you, hahaha.... What stupid, hahaha.... See what else you are going to take to Lord Yama to tell the master a few.... Hahaha"

"Hahahaha...."

A few people laughed breathlessly, and I fell silent

"Well... You are powerful, come and kill me, I have lost all hopes, hell or heaven, my own creation, come on"

I stood up, these days, I am either frightened or dying, since the will of heaven does not let me live, what am I still struggling with

"Hey, in the past, when I saw people who were going to die, they all knelt down and begged for mercy, but today I let my brother meet a hard bone?"

The ugly monster who gave me the dog meat touched his beard a few times and walked over slowly

"Boy, you can't die, kneel down and kowtow your head, you can spare your life"

I smiled, I was not afraid of death, and I still wanted to live

"Master, I only knock on benefactors, never knock villains"

"Who are you scolding villain?stinky boy, show your weapons, you don't kill unarmed people, come on" "Brothers, get out of the way, today, let me take his life"

"Second brother, let me come"

"Fourth, okay, I'll let you come"

After the ugly ghost finished speaking, he put on a posture, but was stopped by a slightly better-looking ugly guy next to him, and saw him with a dagger in one hand, which was very dazzling

"Come on"

I also put on a posture, I can't die in vain, and I have to struggle well before I die

"Wait, what kind of weapon are you called, don't say we bullied you" "Third brother, didn't you dig out a good sword today, give this kid an envoy"

"What? no, this sword is a good treasure, it's worth a lot of money, we have to take it and find a good buyer, don't break it" "No..."