"I said, third brother, isn't it a bit of a death if we do this, once the landlord comes, he can't give us a mess of painting on the wall, and he can't give us a kick out?" At this time, Lin Bufan muttered a little.

"You're not afraid of the landlord you're afraid of, what I tell you to do, you can do it, and I'll give you what happens to you. With the words of the third brother, Lin Bufan was not afraid, and he lifted the mop and dipped it in red ink and began to draw on the wall.

"I know the two words of this character, I can't understand what is drawn below, I know these words, and I order the general to come here. The third brother looked at the talismans painted on the wall and muttered.

"Bufan, what are you using this talisman for this great general here?"

"Haven't you watched Hong Kong film Lin Zhengying's "Zombie Family"?"

The third brother shook his head after listening to Lin Bufan's words, indicating that he had not heard it.

"Okay, you haven't seen such a famous movie, the talisman you said was drawn by Zhong Kui when he attained the Tao, the upper layer is masculine, the lower part is connected to yin and harmony, and the five elements are connected, aiming to suppress all cows, ghosts, snakes and gods; The charm of the ghost, called the corpse charm, all the corpse charm pasted by the soul or stiffened corpse have the momentum of the momentum, descendants must not tear off this charm, otherwise the soul is everywhere. The corpse is erected, and the aftermath is endless, this is what our people call the corpse suppression talisman. Lin Bufan pointed to the spell on the wall that ordered the general to come here and explained to the third brother.

"I still have a little impression when you say that, I've also watched zombie movies, and the talisman on their heads turns out to be this. The third brother suddenly realized.

Then Lin Bufan hung the money sword left by his master on the wall on the left, but after thinking about it, Lin Bufan took the money sword back again, and this action also made the third brother see it.

"I see how you hung this sword on the wall and picked it up again, are you afraid that this sword will be stolen, I still have a little research on ancient money, the Qianlong Tongbao on your copper coin is indeed true, but your copper coin is also the cheapest copper coin, the market price is only three yuan and five yuan a piece, and no one steals it when you put it there." The third brother looked at Lin Bufan with disdain and said.

"Third brother, you don't know, the bronze coin sword is an item used to ward off evil spirits, if there is no yin spirit in the house, there is no need to hang the copper coin sword, the sword is somewhat murderous, so it can't be placed casually in the house, which will affect your own health and be easily injured. ”

"I see, don't you say I don't know yet, I still have two Japanese samurai swords in the bedroom at home, and when I get home, I'll put them away, and I said how I've been suffering from back pain lately. After the third brother finished speaking, he began to twist his fat body, and the meat oil on his body was so that he could throw it out.

"Third brother, I see that your Yin Tang is black, and the yang energy on your body is insufficient, this is not a good phenomenon. ”

"Damn, are you bluffing me, do you mean that I was ghosted. The third brother obviously didn't believe it.

"I didn't bluff you, and you didn't get caught up in the ghost, but I just saw that you have been having sex too often lately, and if you continue like this, your life will not be long. ”

"What should I do then?" the third brother looked at Lin Bufan in a panic.

"You'd better abstain from sex for a month. Lin Bufan said to the third brother seriously.

"You can pull it down, and abstain from sex for a month, I can't stand it if I abstain from sex for a week, I'd rather die, this matter is still not to be discussed. The third brother obviously didn't take this matter to heart, and Lin Bufan didn't want to say anything.

"I said, Brother Fanfan, I have something I want to discuss with you. The third brother walked in front of Lin Bufan with a cheap smile on his face.

"You just say what you want, you don't have to show this expression, I'm really scared to see you like this. Looking at him with this smile, Lin Bufan didn't have any bottom in his heart.

"That's the case, aren't you a ghost! You can increase your lifespan by a few days or dozens of days by catching a ghost, can you give me less lifespan, and let me live a few more years." ”

"That's no problem, you just need to ask the ghost who is in charge of longevity, you are much more familiar with him than I am with him. What am I asking for?"

"At least you have to agree to this, if you don't nod, I can casually let people add your Yangshou to me? This is a matter of principle, since you say so, I will know. Listening to the third brother's words, Lin Bufan nodded.

After a day of arrangement, Lin Bufan's Maoshan Hall also has a small scale, and the next thing is to wait for the opening, and Lin Bufan has a good day. It was the first day of the seventh month of the lunar calendar, and there were still more than ten days before this time, and Lin Bufan was also worried that if he caught ghosts at night, he would be able to have the heart to do something else during the day.

"Extraordinary, let's go out for a while, I still have some things to do. After the third brother finished talking to Lin Bufan, Lin Bufan didn't ask the third brother anything, so he followed him out. The third brother took Lin Bufan directly to a compound that sold wreath paper ties.

"Boss, you tie me two paper figures in the same way as the two women in this photo. The third brother handed over the two photos in his hand.

The boss was in his forties. is still a little bald, he took the two photos in the third brother's hand and looked at it, the saliva in his mouth almost flowed out, Lin Bufan looked at the photo, Lin Bufan's whole face was red with shame, the two women in the photo were lying naked on the bed, the two photos were one Aoi Kong, and the other was Maria Ozawa.

"Dude. I'll give you these two paper figures for free, can you give me these two photos?" the boss said to the third brother with a lewd look at the photos.

"Okay. But you have to hurry, because I'm in a hurry. When the third brother heard that he didn't want money, he was very happy.

"No problem at all, you two are waiting here, and you'll be fine right away. The boss went into the house, and the two of them stood in the yard and skewered around.

On the right side of the courtyard are more than twenty wreaths, and on the left side are five mahogany coffins. Lin Bufan can feel that the yin qi in this courtyard is very heavy, and generally places like this are very fond of recruiting those lonely souls and wild ghosts wandering in the sun, in the eyes of lonely souls and wild ghosts, this is the department store in their hearts, and there is nothing to do here. Lin Bufan just saw two workers using paper shells to make apples 6 Plath, what is in the yang world, what is in the underworld.

"You two just stick this mobile phone, how can those people under it use it without a charger?" said the third brother to the side and said to the workers.

The workers looked at the third brother and didn't speak, and took out the paper charger and the manual from the cabinet below, and the third brother was stunned on the spot when he saw this.

"You guys are amazing, I really admire you from the bottom of my heart. The third brother couldn't help but give them a thumbs up and praised.

After more than ten minutes, the boss really walked out of the house with two paper figures, the two paper figures are exactly the same as the people in the photos, and even the movements are exactly the same, it turns out that the boss scanned the two photos with a scanning machine, and then printed out two color paintings and pasted them on the paper figures that were tied before, the operation is very simple, Lin Bufan really admires the power of this technology now.

"Boss, by the way, get me two apples 6 plas, I want the local tyrant gold. The third brother continued to say to the boss.

"Less, give the guest two apples 6 plas, the local tyrant gold. The boss said to the guy who was sticking his phone. The worker, named Xiaoxiao, took two paper-tied apples 6 Plath and handed them to the third brother.

"Give me two copies of the charger and the manual. ”

Xiao nodded and handed the manual and charger to the third brother.

"Boss, how much money are these two things?" the third brother said to the boss as he looked at the apple in his hand.

"One hundred, two and you give me one hundred and eighteen. After the boss finished speaking, Lin Bufan and the third brother were both stunned and wide-eyed.

"Why don't you grab it, just add one hundred and eight to these two papier-mâché pieces?"

"Brother, I won't tell you, I'm cheap for you, and I'll sell it to him for one hundred and fifty when others buy it, and I can guarantee you in terms of quality, and I will be fined ten for one false. When the boss said this, the sweat on Lin Bufan and the third brother's heads flowed, he really dared to say it, this thing didn't seem to be real.

"Boss, bring me an apple 6 plas, ask for a local tyrant's gold. At this time, a Mercedes-Benz stopped in front of the yard, and the next person who stepped out of the car shouted to the bald boss.

"One hundred and fifteen. The boss handed the things into the hands of the man who drove the big run and said.

The one who drove Daben didn't bargain, took out two hundred from his wallet and handed it to the boss, "No need to look for it." He took the papier-mâché apple from the bald boss's hand.6 Plath drove away.

Seeing this scene, the third brother quickly took out one hundred and eighty yuan and handed it to the boss, and then ran out with Lin Bufan in a gloomy manner.

"Third brother, I said can you take a taxi, isn't it a little too ostentatious for the two of us to hold these two things?" Lin Bufan looked at Ozawa Maria in his arms and said to the third brother, and the third brother was holding Aoi Kong in his arms.

"I want to take a taxi too, and as you can see, I blocked five empty taxis, and none of them would stop and pull us both. After the third brother finished speaking, he continued to walk forward, Lin Bufan was very helpless, if the third brother hadn't helped Lin Bufan so much, Lin Bufan would definitely throw down the paper figure in his hand.

The two of them really showed their big faces at this time, the pedestrians on the road covered their mouths and pointed at the two of them, and many people took out their mobile phones to take pictures of them, Lin Bufan simply blocked Ozawa Maria in front of his face and didn't let them take pictures of his face, the more this happened, the more out of control they became, and the people on the whole street took out their mobile phones in unison and took pictures of Lin Bufan and the third brother. Originally, it was more than ten minutes away, Lin Bufan felt that the two of them had walked for almost a century, and the more they wanted to go home early, the more they felt that this road was long.

Lin Bufan secretly vowed in his heart that he would never go out with the third brother again, this time it was even more embarrassing than him visiting a women's underwear store.