Chapter 301: Pink and Skeletons (Second Shift) (Today's Seventh or Eighth Shift)
"Poofโ"
Suddenly, the Aunt Xiang in front of her changed, directly from a young and beautiful naked girl to an old lady with goosebumps.
Yin Hong didn't hold back, spewing out a mouthful of white foam, and the whole person staggered and fell to the ground.
Seeing him so embarrassed, Zheng Lan'er and Aunt Xiang couldn't help but cover their mouths and chuckle.
Especially Zheng Lan'er, who laughed the loudest: "Giggle...... Makes you! Scared you to death!"
While Aunt Xiang chuckled, she also slowly recovered her previous appearance of sinking fish and geese, but at this time, she was already wearing a black gauze dress, which was incredibly beautiful.
โ...... This joke is a bit big, isn't it? This time it's thanks to my good psychological quality, if I change people, I'm afraid that there will be a psychological shadow, and it will affect the future life of the couple!"
Finally came to his senses, Yin Hong patted the dust on his body, stood up, and complained angrily.
"Hmph! Like you, a disciple who only focuses on color, it's better to be frightened, and save yourself from harming the girl of a good family!" Aunt Xiang raised her smooth chin sarcastically.
If all the men in the world don't squint and look at pink as skeletons, then what's the point of you women's elaborate grooming? And when the day comes, when your beauty no longer attracts men, I think most men in this world will probably no longer pursue you women. Because you're too difficult to understand, and you're too troublesome. โ
Yin Hong was very unhappy and muttered.
This is exactly the supreme remark of a straight man of steel.
"So to speak. We women should be glad that you men are, right?"
Aunt Xiang opened her mouth sarcastically again.
"Of course, how can humanity reproduce otherwise? Haven't you heard an old saying? Impulse is the ladder of human progress, and humanity that loses its impulse will eventually perish. Just imagine, when men all over the world don't react when they see you naked, what a terrible and desperate world it must be? You can now justifiably say that you are not dressed for men, but just to look good, but when I look at you, it is really your innate blessing. โ
Yin Hong raised his chin confidently, and the whole person exuded a strong straight male atmosphere.
"It's really a pile of crooked reasoning! Aunt Xiang! Don't pay attention to him, he's like this. I've decided to leave the Demon Palace, let's get out of here together. โ
Zheng Lan'er shook her head with a smile and turned to Aunt Xiang.
"Leave the Demon Palace, but your body ......" Aunt Xiang was stunned and looked at Zheng Lan'er suspiciously.
As far as she knew, Zheng Lan'er couldn't leave the Demon Palace because of her physical strength.
However, Yin Hong was on the side, and she didn't break it.
"It's okay. Yin Hong's medicine has helped me break all my confinements! Now I am not only stronger than before, but I am no longer subject to the Demon Palace. โ
Zheng Lan'er smiled lightly, and raised her hand weakly, condensing a burst of dark red blood.
"That medicine still has such an effect?Huh! My dark disease seems to have been cured! This ......" Aunt Xiang was stunned again, and then she sensed the changes in her body, and looked at Yin Hong in shock.
As a demon clan, she knew how heavy her injuries were.
With such an injury, she felt that even if she advanced to Yuanying, she would not be able to heal.
However, Yin Hong actually cured him with just a bottle of medicine!
What kind of miracle medicine is this?
She couldn't help but recall the days when she first saw Yin Hong.
On that day, she wanted to kill Yin Hong and rob him of the creation, but was stopped by Zheng Lan'er.
Now it seems that Zheng Lan'er is indeed much wiser than her.
Because if it weren't for Zheng Lan'er's obstruction that day, she might not have the possibility of surviving today.
"This medicine of mine claims to be a miracle cure for all injuries and diseases. Aunt Xiang, if it weren't for Lan'er's face, I wouldn't be willing to give it to you. โ
Yin Hong raised his chin proudly.
"It's such a miracle medicine? I wrote down your favor Bai Xiangxiang. Say it! How do you want me to repay you! As long as I can, I will do it!"
Aunt Xiang was solemn for the first time.
Zheng Lan'er also looked at Yin Hong, but most of her eyes were "warnings", as if she was telling Yin Hong not to go too far.
"Reciprocate? Hmm...... I don't want anything to promise to me, you let me hug it, and kiss it again! Don't worry, I brush my teeth every day, and I don't have a breath!"
Touching his chin, Yin Hong pretended to ponder for a while, and then said with a wicked smile.
And after speaking, he licked his lips obscenely, opened his arms, and pounced on Aunt Xiang.
However, before he could get closer, Aunt Xiang was once again transformed into a goosebump-haired old lady.
"Hey, hey, hey, don't you want that...... Can there be some sincerity between man and snake? I saved your life!
Yin Hong froze speechlessly, looking aggrieved.
"I didn't say I wouldn't let you kiss you! โ
Aunt Xiang laughed evilly and replied in an old voice like a gong.
And after saying that, he really took out a box of rouge from his waist and wiped his cheeks into a red - just like a ghost!
"Giggle...... It's the first time in Aunt Xiang's life that a man has touched her! If you miss this opportunity, it's hard for you to touch her again!"
Zheng Lan'er laughed heartily, gloating.
"Ahem...... I'm just trying to test your sincerity. I'm an upright person, how can I be a person who wants to repay my kindness? Let's go! It's not too early, we should go and lootโahh
Yin Hong coughed twice in embarrassment, and then looked unwilling and pretended to say.
"Go first. My body is so large that it may take some time to shrink. When you have your things, we will meet at the palace gate. โ
Aunt Xiang nodded and looked back at her body.
After all, she is not a monster in the transformation period, although she can conjure an illusion outside her body, but if she wants to leave the Demon Palace, she still has to return to her original body.
"Alright then! I've all dismantled the formations here. Aunt Xiang, take care of yourself!"
Zheng Lan'er nodded, and after that, he beckoned Yin Hong, who was immortal in thief's heart, and turned around and left step by step.
In this world, what can make men forget beauty is only wealth in addition to power.
Therefore, when Yin Hong entered the treasure house of the Demon Palace, the previous depression suddenly disappeared.
"Lan'er! You shouldn't be able to fit in your storage bag with so many things, right? Don't be polite to me! I'm a big storage bag, and I can hold anything. โ
While wiping his saliva, Yin Hong shouted at Zheng Lan'er.
Seeing his appearance of being a fan of wealth, Zheng Lan'er smiled lightly: "You can take whatever you like." Your Canglang Sword Sect is now a branch of my Demon Palace. As long as you can always bear the name of the Demon Venerable, my Demon Palace will be destroyed. So, the stronger you are, the happier I am. โ
"Then you're welcome!"
The master spoke, and Yin Hong's eyes immediately lit up.
He really didn't know what politeness was, as soon as the rope of the Qiankun bag was pulled, countless treasures were sucked into it like a tide!
And after that, he stretched out his hand and sacrificed all the mountain-like spiritual stone piles to the system!
In just five minutes, the entire treasure trove was reduced by two-thirds.
Zheng Lan'er was stupid.
I'm afraid it's not the first time I've done this skillful technique, right?