Chapter 136: Five Fowl Plays
"Okay, okay, put this matter aside for the time being, see what the other party says, if they still bite and don't let go, you can give them a little color. ”
Liu Haofei patted Li Zipang's shoulder and signaled him not to be too impulsive.
"Forget it, don't mention it, let's go outside and rub it first!"
Seeing that the dead friend was back, Li Zifat's mood instantly improved, and he pulled Liu Haofei and walked outside.
"Slow down, we're not going to fight......"
Liu Haofei saw that Li Zi was in a hurry, and there was a posture of pulling his friends to smash the field.
I found a restaurant at random, and as soon as I entered the door, Li Zipang shouted loudly: "Shopkeeper, bring me all your wine, I'll take it all."
Liu Haofei sat in his position, looking at the wine jugs piled up on the ground around him as high as a hill, and the corners of his mouth twitched, this is the rhythm of drinking to death here.
As soon as he came up, Li Zipang took the lead in pouring a pot of wine into his stomach, and then filled the wine glass and took a small sip.
"It seems that you have done a good job in the entrance examination. ”
Liu Haofei took a small sip of wine and said.
"It's not bad, it's just that it almost killed me, if it weren't for an uncle passing by who saw me too pitiful and helped, otherwise, I should be in the belly of the spirit beast now. ”
Li Zi said in a chubby voice, with a hint of fear in his voice.
"Didn't you say that no one was allowed to help?"
Liu Haofei rolled his eyes and said suspiciously.
"No one saw it anyway. ”
Li Zipang looked around and said cautiously.
The two of them said a word to me, drinking and chatting at the same time.
A short time later, a woman dressed in extremely revealing clothes walked into the restaurant, followed by four men.
The five of them entered the restaurant and sat at the table behind Li Zipang.
"Yo, isn't this the little chubby mound?
One of the sharp-eyed men suddenly walked up to Li Zipang and laughed.
"No, no, no, you've got the wrong person. ”
Li Zipang looked at the underbeaten face, turned his head away, and said hurriedly.
The man glanced at Liu Haofei, then looked at the wine jugs piled up on the ground, shook his head disdainfully, got up and returned to the three men and one woman. As soon as the man returned to his seat, he began to chat with the others, and the eyes of the five people looked at Li Zipang from time to time, and they laughed from time to time.
"They beat you?"
Liu Haofei saw that Li Zipang was only drinking with his head down, so he couldn't help but ask.
"Hmm. ”
Li Zipang nodded.
"Do you want to see a good show?"
Liu Haofei carefully observed the four men and one woman in the seats in the distance, and for a long time, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and he smiled at Li Zifat.
Li Zipang raised his head, saw Liu Haofei's eyes fall on those people, and the corners of his mouth were smiling, and his spirit was uplifted for no reason, and asked, "What play?"
"Naturally, it's a five-bird play. ”
Liu Haofei said, stood up, carried a pot of wine, swayed his steps, and walked towards the five people who were frolicking over there. In order to pretend to be a little more like, Liu Haofei specially made himself half-drunk.
The scantily clad woman sat aside, and four men sat down around her, Liu Haofei staggered to the woman's side, the soles of his feet slipped, and he fell headlong, and the whole person was planted on the woman.
"Ahh
A piercing scream resounded throughout the restaurant, and everyone looked sideways.
"I'll ......"
As soon as Li Zipang turned around, he almost dropped his jaw when he saw such an exciting scene.
The woman hurriedly pushed Liu Haofei away, embarrassed and angry, and did not say anything.
The four men were blinded by the sudden change and did not help in the first place. It wasn't until the woman pushed Liu Haofei away that she stepped forward to offer condolences one by one.
The tallest man raised his foot and kicked at Liu Haofei angrily.
Liu Haofei dodged with a slight sideways turn, and then hurriedly waved his hand to signal: "Yes... I'm sorry, I drank a little too much, I was confused, I was offended just now, please bear with me. ”
That being said, it didn't seem to have any effect, the tallest man saw that one foot was missing, and was just about to kick again, but he felt his body sink, his center of gravity was unstable, one stumbled, planted out, and the whole person fell on the woman again.
"Ahh
The woman, who was still in shock, only felt her body sink and let out another scream.
In this way, the other three men could still see it, and one by one they used their aura and rushed over.
"Be careful, it's forbidden to use aura. ”
Liu Haofei raised the wine jug, poured a sip of wine, and then raised his index finger and waved it at the three people who rushed over.
Sure enough, the three people who were rushing towards Liu Haofei hurriedly put away their aura, but they still waved their fists and smashed towards Liu Haofei.
As Liu Haofei said, once the damage caused by the use of aura here, the consequences are quite serious, so serious that even if the Five Dao Academy comes forward, it will not be able to protect it.
For these pampered sons, they have no cultivation, but they lack actual combat experience, and where is Liu Haofei's opponent without using aura.
The woman hurriedly stood up, crying and leaving, but in the next moment, another person was planted on her.
"Ahh
Another scream.
"Ahh
Screaming.
"Ahh
Still screaming.
"Ahh
The screams continued.
Liu Haofei made a quick move, and every inadvertent attack could always make a man fall on the woman. The woman was already dressed in revealing clothes, and after this entanglement, it became even more exposed, which also feasted the eyes of the surrounding onlookers.
Of course, such an unsightly scene did not last long, and after the woman fled frantically in tears, the four men did not have the face to stay any longer, and left one after another. However, when leaving, the eyes of the four people were burning with flames, and if their eyes could kill, Liu Haofei would have died ten thousand times.
Liu Haofei collapsed on the table, closed his eyes, humming a small tune, and his mood was extremely comfortable.
Seeing this, Li Zipang hurriedly paid for the wine, pulled Liu Haofei and walked outside, and said apologetically as he walked: "I'm sorry everyone, my brother drank too much and played drunk, and he disturbed your Yaxing, and my little brother is here to make amends." ”
As soon as they got out of the restaurant and didn't walk a few steps, Liu Haofei and Li Zipang glanced at each other and laughed in unison.
"Cool! It's so cool to see them embarrassed! Although I didn't beat them up, looking at the way they just looked was more cool than beating them. Li Zipang was in a particularly good mood, and looked at Liu Haofei with a deep admiration in his eyes.
"Although this area is not allowed to use aura to fight, it is still possible to be drunk, especially when you took a little advantage just now, well, it is very flexible. ”
Liu Haofei smashed his mouth, as if he was reminiscing about something.
"I knew I was going to try it too, but it's a pity. ”
Seeing Liu Haofei enjoying it so much, Li Zipang regretted it a little.