Chapter 312: I Want to Go Home [Second More Subscription]
The Tsar, who was preparing to attack again, only felt that his legs were weak and he almost knelt down!
In fact, by now, the tsar has long seen that Jiang Li is invincible. At least, he is definitely not Jiang Li's opponent!
The main reason why he was still attacking was that he saw that it was about to explode himself, and he wanted to distract Jiang Li, so that the energy of the self-explosion could kill Jiang Li.
However...... Right now...... He suddenly noticed that he seemed to be thinking too much.
Everyone knows that the defenses of any human body are definitely stronger than the defenses in the body!
And Jiang Lisheng swallowed the energy of its self-explosion...... This means that he is already strong enough to be afraid of the other party's self-explosion.
So, how terrifying should his physical defense be?
The tsar thought about it with his feet and knew that there was no play......
However, he was still staring at Jiang Li's stomach, he didn't believe that Jiang Li could really swallow the energy of a peerless powerhouse comparable to his combat power to explode without damage.
However, all he saw was that Jiang Li's stomach bulged slightly, then he burped and spit out a smoke ring, and nothing happened......
No, it's not that there is no situation, but this guy is looking at him!
The Tsar only felt a chill down his spine, goosebumps fell to the ground, and his scalp was numb!
"Fuck...... What are you running? Aren't you awesome?" Jiang Li looked at it, and was also a little confused, thinking that the Tsar, as a figure with a head and a face among a group of demons, at least had a face. It's so hard to brag about it before, and now at least it has to be difficult to ride a tiger and fight to the death with him.
As a result, this product turned out to be completely shameless, turned around and ran!
Jiang Li just wanted to complain about something, but he saw Black Lotus.
At that moment, Jiang Li understood everything, how could such an awesome guy as Heilian see him and want to turn his face?
Then the tsar is shameless, and it is a matter of course.
Thinking of this, Jiang Li chased after him with a spear, shouting as he chased: "Tsar, you have the ability to stop me!"
Seeing that Jiang Li was catching up, the tsar snorted coldly and said, "Jiang Li, I don't have the same knowledge as you today, and I will fight again in the future!"
"Uncle you, I don't like men!" Jiang Li shouted.
The tsar snorted, turned directly into the yellow sand, and disappeared into the sky.
The yellow sand flew around with the wind, so that Jiang Li could not tell which sand was melted by the Tsar......
Jiang Li stood on the desert, his brows furrowed, but then he sneered: "I don't believe that you can run faster when you turn into sand...... Show up for me!"
After Jiang Li finished speaking, he directly slammed his fist on the ground, and the violent power swept in all directions, and all the yellow sand was lifted up!
Then Jiang Li opened his hands, controlled the yellow sand to condense into the sky, and shouted: "What Lao Tzu can't control must be you! If you don't run, I will blast all the yellow sand into scum!"
However, the tsar still had no intention of showing up, obviously frightened by Jiang Li.
The yellow sand gathered into a huge ball of yellow sand, Jiang Li looked up at the sky, squinted his eyes and said, "Don't you come out, right......?"
Jiang Li's fist slowly contracted, and then the power ran in his body, and at that moment, Jiang Li's strength doubled again!
At this moment, Jiang Li was like a demon god, and his punch rushed out, directly igniting the air, and the flames erupted and burned a huge ball of yellow sand into the sky!
"Jiang Li, I'm fighting with you!" the tsar roared, and suddenly rushed out of the yellow sand ball, and a golden spear in his hand pierced Jiang Li's door!
Jiang Li didn't dodge, grinning and said, "Desperate, come on, who's afraid of whom?!"
Rumble!
With a loud bang, the shock wave once again set off huge waves, obscuring people's view.
When the waves subsided, people saw Jiang Li standing there, carrying a golden headless corpse in his hand......
Surrounded by shattered fragments of golden spears......
Jiang Li was unscathed, and the tsar was directly smashed in the head and killed!
"Win!"
Someone shouted!
Although when Jiang Li killed it, people already knew that the victory was decided.
But when it really came to victory, they were still extremely excited.
For a time, a large group of people poured into the streets to cheer and celebrate......
On this day, the sky is full of flowers!
On this day, all the entertainment venues are full!
On this day, the hotel was not enough......
On this day, the rental car company ran out of cars......
On this day, the tents were all sold out......
Ten months later, human beings ushered in a wave of babies**, which really gave human beings a handful of blood.
Some people jokingly call this battle the "Fertility War".
But that's all after the fact......
After the end of the war, Jiang Li ran away.
In fact, people only saw Jiang Li standing alone in the yellow sand, carrying the corpse of the tsar who was sprinkled with divine blood......
That scene was captured and became a timeless classic.
Some people say that Jiang Li at that time was so handsome, extremely handsome!
Jiang Li also really had his own fan group after that day, and they were all a group of little girls......
After the war, they originally came to help in the war, but in the end, they became the human powerhouses who watched the battle and wanted to have a meeting to talk.
As a result, as soon as the war ended, they found that the butcher, the pope of the court, the knight and apprentice of the city where the sun never sets, and the god of war of Tongzhou were all gone.
They didn't know what was going on, but these strong men had all run away, and the meeting was not full of people, so naturally they couldn't hold it.
It's also gone.
At this moment, the butcher led the executioner all the way. The executioner frowned and said, "What are you doing?"
The butcher said: "I told you to know more about this society, you are good, you don't come out of the small village every day." I tell you, I took you with me this time, and you will be grateful in the future. β
The executioner was puzzled and said, "What are you talking about? Also, this is not the way back to Yandu, right?"
The butcher smiled and said, "What are you doing back to Yandu? Look at those fools? I'll take you to a big dinner!" Damn...... I didn't catch up with it a few times before, but this time, I definitely can't be left behind. β
On the other side, the Holy Maiden Anna of the hall looked at Elvi puzzled and said, "Your Excellency, you ...... What do you mean? You're not going back to Vaticane with us?"
Elvi said: "Although the crisis between it and the Tsar has been resolved, there are some things that are not over. Anyway, don't ask, go back. I'll take care of the rest of ......."
After saying that, Ellevi lifted her skirt, took a long step and ran away.
Anna muttered, "It doesn't look like dealing with things, and she's still drooling while talking to us......"
Yandu.
Lao Hua, Mao Buping, and Ye An have already hit the road, and the three of them flew directly to a corner of Xiaoxiang, Nanperch Community.
On the plane, Lao Hua looked at the fat man sitting not far away with a blank face, this is the best restaurant in Yandu, the most powerful chef.
Mao Buping said: "Let's go eat and bring our own cook, I always feel a little too much." β
Ye An said: "Are you embarrassed to say this? You brought that pile of spices, right?"
Mao Buping's face was not red and his heart was not beating, and he said confidently: "Dongdu cuisine, the same dish, different people make different tastes." What kind of taste Jiang Li likes to eat, you don't know, bring your own chef, people may not buy it. But I'm different, no matter how good the cook is, I have to use spices, right? I'm the best spice I can find in the world......
Ye An glanced at him and was too lazy to compare with him, and changed the topic and said: "What should the people of the five major families do? And the butcher they ......"
Lao Hua said with a big grin: "They will come back when they come back, as if they really want to report to us." But I guess they won't look for us, after all, this time they went to the wind and Xiaoxiao, and they came back without doing anything. No, it's just a dry hair!"
Mao Buping nodded and said, "Yes, it's not a shame, they'll come." Anyway...... We're not here. β
Ye An said: "Then what if they get angry?"
Lao Hua said in a hooligan manner: "It's a big deal to demolish the building, anyway, they donated money to build the building." Tear it down, donate another set of better ones, hehe......"
Ye An was completely speechless, these two old guys, this is to eat, and they don't want any face.
Unlike them, at this moment, Leona is heading west.
The old knight Winder smiled, "Don't go and see him?"
Leona shook her head and said, "He is the star in the sky, and I am the lone knight on the earth, and the distance is too far...... Teacher, you said that our heritage is much more than that, if I want to become stronger, where should I go?"
Winder sighed, patted Leona on the shoulder, and said, "It's dead, and everyone has one less layer of burden and shackles on their bodies. There are some things that can indeed let you know that you have a cursed sword in your hand. I can take you to the true inheritance of the Cursed Knight, but whether or not it can be recognized depends on your ability. β
Leona looked at Winder with a determined gaze and didn't say anything, but with that absolute confidence and unwavering will, Winde nodded secretly when she watched.
Then the two knights, one old and one young, walked into the distance.
That's when ......
"Hey, old man, girl, I want to ask you something!"
A slightly frivolous and arrogant voice sounded.
Leona and Winder looked over when they heard the sound, only to see a young man in golden armor and holding a golden lion shield blocking their way.
Leona said, "You...... Something?"
The man said, "I want to ask you something, I heard that a great demon was born and fought in the Sahara Desert, right?"
Leona was stunned, there shouldn't be many people in the world who don't know about this, right?
However, looking at the tattered appearance of the servant who followed the man, eighty percent had just come out of the ravine, and he didn't know anything.
So Leona nodded, "Yes." β
The man laughed and said, "God really help me, my strength has just broken through, and such a good thing has come." Today I will suppress that demon and make a name for myself, hahaha......"
After laughing, the man saluted Leona and said, "Thank you for informing, I'll take my leave." In the future, you will be proud to tell me this, because in the future you will understand that I am the most powerful person in the world!"
With that, the man left.
The servant who followed him hurriedly caught up and said, "Lord Daniel, why don't we take a plane?"
Daniel shook his head and said, "The plane is too slow, I'll fly with you...... I'm going to rush over as fast as I can, kill the demons, and make a name for myself. Then go to the Eastern Capital, defeat Jiang Li, and fulfill the oath! I haven't been home for months...... I miss my father. β
The servant said, "Okay, this time, can we not carry our pants......?"
Hearing this, Leona was silent for a moment, then turned around and said, "You want to challenge Jiang Li?"
Daniel raised his eyebrows like a cat with his tail stepped on, and said excitedly, "Of course, do you know?
I never dreamed of winning him!
Do you know how I got over the past few months?
It wasn't a human life!
But I survived because I was convinced in my heart that I would win him!
If I win him, I can fulfill my vow and go home with dignity.
The glory of the ancestors will only shine brighter!"
Looking at Daniel's almost crazy expression, Leona sighed and said, "You can watch the news before you go." β
Daniel was stunned for a moment, and then smiled bitterly: "The phone is out of battery, can you borrow it from me?"
Leona nodded and lent her phone to Daniel.
After a few minutes......
A terrible scream rang out: "Is this still human? I want to go homeββ! I just want to go home...... Jiang Li, who said that he was good, is just a demigod...... I finally stepped into the demigods, and the result was ...... Woowoo woo ......"
"Master, if not, let's go back like this. No one knows you swore like that anyway......"
"Fart! As a true nobleman, I swear to God, God knows what I said. What does this have to do with whether or not anyone listens?
If I really want to go back like this, what face will I have to face my ancestors after I die?
Let's go!" Daniel got up and walked back.
The servant asked, "Where are you going?"
Daniel said with tears streaming down his face: "Wandering the world......"
......
"Get out of the way, get out of the way, get out of the way! Hurry up and light the fire! It's not fresh for a while!"
In the South Perch community, Jiang Li ran into the community and shouted.
Changlong coughed dryly and said, "Jiang Li, the fire has been set up." β
"The water is also ready, ready to be washed. β
Hei Lian looked at her special barbecue car, and suddenly became happy: "Hey, you guys are thoughtful enough." β
Many demons and Xiao Qianmo laughed at the same time...... Sucking and sucking.
Qian Mo couldn't help but rush over, carefully looked at the tsar in Jiang Li's hand and said, "This...... Can you eat it?"
Jiang Li hehehe, threw it casually, and the tsar fell to the ground. Without Jiang Li's suppression, his physical body instinctively turned into a primitive form, which was amazing......
"What?!!"
Jiang Li, Hei Lian, Qian Mo and the others exclaimed at the same time.
I saw that the corpse of the tsar was directly painted with a pile of yellow sand!
Da Ha leaned over, sniffed it, and turned around and asked Jiang Li: "Is this ...... How do you eat it?"
Jiang Li glared at him and said, "Eat your uncle!"
Da Ha said thoughtfully: "My uncle is not here......"