Chapter 78: Human Water Is Too Deep
Before Jiang Li could speak, he saw that the car door was violently pushed open, and then a man strode out, one hand didn't know if it was intentional, or just a hand, anyway, it was pressed on Jiang Li's shoulder, and then he didn't raise his head, he opened his mouth, and with a whoop, a thick object was about to erupt.
Boom!
Jiang Li almost didn't hesitate to turn sideways and avoid it.
The other party screamed at the ground, and the fresh seafood was in a hurry......
Jiang Li frowned, and scolded: "It's a waste!"
At this moment, the window fell, and the driver inside was obviously a little afraid of Jiang Li, and coughed dryly: "Brother, where are you going? If you go to Beichen, you will get a twenty percent discount!"
When Jiang Li heard this, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he glanced at the other party's license plate, which turned out to be from Beichen. Looking at the rear seat again, there was no trace of being vomited, smelled it, and there was no peculiar smell, so he said: "By the way, Andong County, stone shop." ”
"Okay!" the driver answered, raised his leg and kicked the accelerator, and left with a bang.
After getting into the car, Jiang Li asked, "Did you give the money to the guest just now?"
When the driver heard this, the speed of the car increased a lot, and at the same time, he said a little weakly: "Give it to ......"
Jiang Li narrowed his eyes, as if he understood something.
When Jiang left, the man on the ground got up, and scolded while crawling: "Who TM will let Lao Tzu take the car again in the future, Lao Tzu will kill him!"
After speaking, he rubbed his chin, looked around a little confused, and complained: "Grass, get out of the car and vomit, why is the car gone?"
After speaking, he took out his mobile phone and made a call: "I'm in Xiangcheng...... Well......
The taxi doesn't know the way, yes, he can't read the navigation......
Can you TM not talk so much nonsense?
How did you care about Lao Tzu?
Now, I just want to know, who's going to pick me up!
Huh? Where am I?
I don't know where I am!
In a word...... I'm ...... in the north Maybe it's the South...... Grass, I don't know what direction that is.
Will you share your location?
I'm looking for you?
Looking for your sister!
You come to me!
Ma Feng, you talk nonsense, Lao Tzu will go back!
Let you place, be slapped by the devil and forget it!"
Not long after, a black sedan drove by, and the window fell, revealing a bandaged, glasses-wearing horse.
Ma Feng smiled: "Welcome, Cold Iron Dragon City, Lord Lian Wenxuan." ”
At the same time, in the depths of Yuhuang Mountain, inside Yuhuang Rock......
Rumble!
A bang!
Then countless ice spikes pierced the Yuhuang Rock, turning the mountain into a giant hedgehog!
At the same time, there was bright red blood flowing on several ice spikes......
Then the ground cracked, and a blue egg emerged.
The eggshell opened, and a slender man walked out, the man's body seemed to be made up of pieces of crystal, the crystal pieces opened and closed and twisted, and after recombination, they became the appearance of a flesh body. As soon as the man stomped his foot, the crystal structure on the surface of his body turned into a beige tracksuit.
The man glanced back at Yu Huangyan and scolded, "A bunch of garbage also wants to raid my lair?
The man is none other than Changlong, who turned into a giant egg and began to advance!
It's just that at this time, Changlong after promotion is exactly the same as a real person, and he no longer retains any demon image.
Changlong stretched his waist and said, "A group of fools only know how to fight and kill."
Our world fights every day, and in the end there is nothing left, even if we become kings, what will it do?
In a good world, enjoying it is the last word. ”
After speaking, Changlong smiled confidently: "Now it seems that everything is in the plan."
The first step is to send the fools to death, and I will bury a temporarily controlled doppelganger to die for me, so that I can hide my identity openly.
The second step is to integrate, I need a legal and reasonable identity......"
Speaking of this, Changlong's smile gradually froze, a little more solemn and worried, and muttered: "Xiangcheng can't go, there is that pervert here, if I accidentally fall into his hands, even if I have ten times the strength of my clone now, it is estimated that I will be killed." Let's change the city......"
So Changlong set his eyes on the north, and then turned into a streamer and rushed to the depths of the mountain forest, and at the same time a happy laugh sounded: "Hahaha...... The feeling of freedom, I TM love it, hahaha...... Beichen, I'm coming!"
It didn't take long for Changlong to rush out of the radiating area of the city and enter the wilderness.
Obviously, Changlong has a good understanding of this world, or rather, he is well prepared, he is no stranger to everything in this world, and even has a complete set of plans to integrate into this world.
After running half of the field, he rushed to the side of the road.
"Next, it is justified to find an unlucky guy, kill him, become his appearance, and live with his identity. Hehe......" Changlong licked his tongue, and then he reached out and made an international hitchhiking gesture.
However......
Call!
Whew!
A car sped past him, leaving him with nothing but dust......
Half an hour later......
"! Who said that this world is harmonious and loving, and you can take a ride by beckoning? are all liars! Liar!" Chang Long jumped to his feet in place.
At this moment, Changlong saw a woman walking in the distance, and after the woman walked for a while, she suddenly stopped, turned around, lifted her skirt, stretched out her long legs and shook it in front of her, and then a car stopped and carried her away.
Seeing this scene, Changlong's eyes lit up, he looked at his hands, and then at his legs, and said, "It seems that it's not that the strategy is wrong, it's that I understand it wrong...... Hitchhiking is not with your hands, but with your legs!"
So Changlong immediately exposed his thighs, and then stood on the side of the road and began to shake his long legs......
Outcome......
Laugh at!
A large truck not far away braked sharply, and then drove in an S shape on the road, and it took a long time to drive steadily, but it didn't mean to stop, but ran away in a smoke.
When Changlong looked at it, his eyes were suddenly full of hope: "Haha...... Sure enough, I misunderstood! The people here are still harmonious and friendly...... Hehe, I'm embarrassed to kill people and steal my identity. ”
Then Changlong continued to shake his long legs, but it turned out to be ......
Cars kept passing by, and then they accelerated and roared away, and it felt like hiding from the plague!
Occasionally, I met two fierce ones, and opened the window to spit on him!
At first, Changlong thought it was some special expression, but when his legs were shaking and he was about to cramp, and the car still didn't stop, he suddenly realized that he seemed to be using the wrong way.
PS: The child was taken away by his grandparents and never left me, and suddenly there were two little things missing, and he was in a good mood and lost, and he was empty and nagging. I got home after taking the car for most of the day, and I adjusted my state for a long time before I wrote these two chapters. Don't write at night, get drunk, get off to sleep...... It's so depressing, it's really uncomfortable. When I go home, the update time will gradually stabilize in the future, and I will start to save the manuscript. It will be put on the shelves in the middle and late this month, and it will be put on the shelves for a big explosion......
(End of chapter)