After Sister Hong arrived there, the locals heard that Sister Hong was the wife of their protector, and immediately worshiped Sister Hong as if she were a celestial.

Eat and drink well, even if it is extremely preferential, the daughter of the patriarch was sent to Sister Hong as a part-time personal guard on Friday.

Friday's personality is like that of the people on Proxima Centauri, very simple, very straightforward, daring to love and hate, and a little rough.

Everything else is very good, the only thing that gives Sister Hong a headache is that Friday's nerves are very big, and the problem of losing three or four is more in the eyes than Sister Hong. At the beginning, I came on Friday under the banner of taking care of Sister Hong, but in the back, it was basically Sister Hong taking care of Friday.

But Friday's girl is very good, and Sister Hong is indeed lonely, with such a simple-minded little girl by her side, she is also happy.

It's just that Jiang Li can't figure it out, what is this girl looking for him for?

Friday came over and sat directly next to Jiang Li, staring at Jiang Li left and right......

Jiang Li rolled his eyes and said, "What are you doing? The zoo is still charged!"

Friday snorted, "I'm just curious, what's so good about you, why are so many young ladies following you?"

Hearing this, Jiang Li was stunned for a moment, suddenly got up, and dragged his cheeks into a state of contemplation.

Friday looked at it for a while and asked curiously, "What do you think?"

Jiang Li looked up at Friday and asked, "You...... What did you just say?"

"I ask you, what do you want?"

"The previous sentence. ”

"I'm just curious, what's so good about you. Why are so many young ladies following you, what's wrong?"

Jiang Li raised his head and wailed: "I just remembered that I am surrounded by beautiful young ladies...... I'm still single!"

Seeing this, Hei Lian rubbed her eyebrows, shook her head and said, "This ...... I found out that there was a girl next to me...... This emotional intelligence is probably eaten by Daha. ”

Friday was also confused, obviously her brain couldn't keep up with the jumping speed of Jiang Li's brain.

In the middle of the night, Friday asked, "You...... What do you mean?"

Jiang Li tilted his head and looked at Friday and said, "Sister, let me ask you something." You said that on my terms, is there any drama in pursuing those girls?"

Hei Lian rubbed her eyebrows and scolded in her heart: "You stupid, you are asking about a beautiful girl! You TM asked her this, don't you know how to start with her directly?"

Friday was also simple and said without hesitation: "With your strength and status, it's no problem." ”

Jiang Xuan was overjoyed and exclaimed, "Really?"

Friday nodded very seriously, "Of course, but you're too ugly, so it's basically no fun." ”

Burst!

Black Lotus squirted all over the sky.

Jiang Li sat there stiffly, grinning, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.

After a while, Jiang Li patted Friday's shoulder and said, "Speak in the future, don't gasp for breath and feel distressed." ”

After speaking, Jiang Li lay down and continued to watch the magpie build its nest.

As a result, at this moment, a female magpie descended from the sky and stood side by side with the nesting magpie, and what was even more excessive was that the female magpie actually fed her husband to eat insects......

"! I can't live this day by showing affection to a bird. Jiang Li couldn't help but scold his mother, patted it, patted the grass blades on his buttocks, and left.

Seeing this, Friday hurriedly followed and asked curiously, "Did you really notice that they were girls?"

Jiang Li was not ambiguous, and said with a big grin: "Uh...... Actually, I knew it before, but ...... How so...... I just don't care too much, you know? It's the kind of girl who is obviously around, but subconsciously ignores their identity as a girl, understand?"

Friday didn't know if he really understood or faked, anyway, he nodded there, and then said a little confused: "You people here are so complicated, isn't it just courtship?

Jiang Li raised his eyelids and said excitedly: "What are you talking about? Isn't it just courtship? Do you know how troublesome it is to find a partner now? Do you know what it means to buy a house and a car and give a bride price? Do you find out that it is a spare tire after giving it away? Do you know what it means to have a child in a bankrupt family, and the result is not your own?"

Friday shook his head, then said meaningfully, "You guys are so complicated." ”

Jiang Li cut through and said, "Feelings are inherently complicated. ”

Friday shook his head and said, "It's not complicated, it's easy for us." ”

Jiang Li squinted at Friday, carefully looking at Friday's dress.

Friday's clothes were coarse, and the burlap with animal skins looked a bit wild, but more of it was rough work caused by backward productivity. In short, it's dirt......

Jiang Li smiled: "Friday, your ...... Is it true that after a man falls in love with a woman, he directly knocks it down with a stick, and resists it as his own?"

Friday glared at Jiang Li fiercely: "You are a monkey!"

Jiang Li was dumbfounded, he didn't expect this girl to understand this joke.

Friday didn't get angry, but explained: "It's worthy of Sister Hong's son, you all ask the same questions......

Jiang Li was dumbfounded, he didn't expect that it wasn't Friday that he had a good temper, but that her mother helped him get through the thunder.

Jiang Li asked curiously, "Then how did you find a partner?"

Friday said: "People on Proxima Centauri...... Relatively simple. ”

Speaking of this, Friday saw that Jiang Li's eyes were a little strange, and couldn't help but emphasize: "Hey! I'm talking about simplicity, not stupidity! Don't look at me with this kind of look, okay?"

Jiang Li raised his hands in understanding.

Friday continued: "The boys there are very enthusiastic, and if they like girls, they will sing love songs to express themselves, and they will almost give gifts and hints. When encountered, they will even climb the window to go to bed in the middle of the night......

This kind of thing is commonplace in Proxima Centauri, and everyone is used to it.

Basically, if the woman does not dislike the other party, she will not lock the window, and whether she dares to climb or not depends on the man's courage. ”

When Jiang Li heard this, he couldn't help but be a little leisurely fascinated.

Jiang Li continued to ask, "Hey, what are your criteria for choosing a mate?"

Friday said: "It's very simple, the strong are respected." The strength is strong, and it naturally attracts girls. ”

Jiang Li snapped his fingers, the crow fell, handed over the pen and paper, Jiang Li asked embarrassedly, "Come, give me an address." The coordinates are okay, I'll go back and find a few wives...... Ahem, I'm going to investigate the local customs. ”

Friday squinted at Jiang Li, looking like I believe you are a ghost.

Jiang Li saw that Friday was not fooled, so he immediately raised his hand and swore: "Don't worry, what I said is true, I really just went to investigate the customs and customs!"

Speaking of this, Jiang Li asked additively: "Do you allow polygamy?"

"Get out!"

Friday was completely fried, and after kicking it, he ran away.

As the saying goes, the grass grows and the warbler flies in the February sky, and on this Vulcan Continent, the aura is vigorous, and the weeds also grow the feeling of small trees.

Friday was not tall in the first place, and as soon as he ran in the grass, he basically saw a green dragon glaive knife cutting through thorns and thorns in the grass, and swept away...... That feels......

Jiang Li couldn't help but shout: "I have high heels at home, are you either?"

"Get out!"

Friday's voice came from afar.

Jiang Li wiped his nose and muttered, "This person is simply unrecognizable, he doesn't know the hearts of good people." ”

Heilian couldn't stand it anymore, patted Jiang Li's shoulder and said, "Come on, according to your current emotional intelligence, you can basically break my record of making a girl in a million years." Wrong...... The girls in this world can live for a maximum of 10,000 years, and you can slowly, let's start with their ancestors and chase them down from generation to generation. can't catch up with his ancestor, let's chase her Zeng Zeng Zeng Zeng ...... Granddaughter!

Didn't you Blue Star people say that Lori has three good, and the clear sound and soft body are easy to push down?

I think that if you fool little Lori in the future, you may be able to succeed. ”

Jiang Li squinted at Black Lotus and asked, "Do you think Friday is big?"

Black Lotus was dumbfounded......

After a while, Heilian patted Jiang Li and said, "I think you can start from the mother's womb, and use your courtship voice as a prenatal education." ”

"Get out!" Jiang Li kicked when he raised his leg.

The rest of the day was easy.

Although Sister Hong is a bit chattering, she is still resolute in getting things done.

It's as if she cut **, all the way over, the wind swept the leaves, the male and female are very clear, and a male doesn't want to run.

During this time, Sister Hong basically took Jiang Li's place and began to launch a crazy love offensive against Carl. Pulling Jiang Li to pick wildflowers in the dew bushes in the morning, and then carrying the wildflowers to Carl's door to wait for Carl to get up, wanting to surprise him.

As a result, Carl got up earlier than both of them...... It's blocked.

Sister Hong forced Jiang Li to write a love letter to Carl, and after the final failure, Sister Hong officially took Jiang Li's place and began to help Jiang Li write.

......

Three days later, in the middle of the night, on the roof of the Daming Palace.

"I think you can let your wife take care of the copywriting. Carl drank the wine in the bottle and burped to Jiang Lidao.

Jiang Li said with a helpless face: "Can she do it?"

Carl took out a large box and opened it to see that it was full of envelopes! Carl said lightly: "Three days, one hundred and twenty letters, each with a different content. With this strength and speed, I'm just afraid that those files will not be enough for her to reply. ”

Jiang Li was speechless for a while......

Jiang Li really didn't know that his wife still had this kind of ability when he was a child......

At this moment, Jiang Li's phone rang.

Jiang Li picked it up, and listened to Sister Hong's mysterious words on the phone: "Smash, the old lady has thought of all kinds of methods for you, but it's not good...... Karl girl, I'm optimistic, I think, let's use a trick if we can't do it. ”

Jiang Li was stunned for a moment, then suddenly came back to his senses, understood something, and was about to open his mouth to stop it.

It turned out that Carl was gagged, and Carl took the phone and mumbled.

Sister Hong's happy laughter came from the other side of the phone: "It is worthy of being my son, his emotional intelligence is a little lower, but he has the courage to perfectly inherit the fine tradition of your wife and me." Don't worry, there are absolutely no sequelae, after all, that's how I got your dad back then. ”

When Sister Hong said this, she was very proud, and said, "This is my ancestral secret recipe, it is absolutely easy to use." With a glass of wine, she'll be your person. Hey, son, why don't you speak?"

Carl stuffed his phone to Jiang Li and said lightly, "Say it." ”

Jiang Li is about to cry, what is this TM talking about?

He didn't know what to say when Carl wasn't around, let alone what to say when he was caught.

I want to cry without tears......

Why is this old lady so pitted?

"Son, are you talking?"

After Jiang Li glanced at Carl bitterly, he stood up, stepped aside, and said, "Mom, it was Carl who just answered the phone." ”

"What Karl? What are you? Oops...... Sorry for the wrong call. Sister Hong on the other side said with great calmness, and then hung up the phone directly.

Jiang Li looked at Carl, who gave him a look that you would like to take care of.

Jiang Li knew that Carl obviously didn't believe him......

But in other words, no one will believe this kind of small means of low IQ unless it is Daha.

"That ......" Jiang Li wanted to say.

Karl threw him a jar of wine and said, "Drink." ”

Jiang Li was helpless, now it is useless to say anything in this situation, drink bar.

In this way, the two of them faced the bright moon in the sky, drank from midnight to dawn, and then dispersed.

Jiang Li only returned to the room, and saw a figure coming over, dragging Jiang Li into the house, closing the door, and connecting three locks.

"Mother, what are you doing? This is our family. Jiang Li looked at his old lady speechlessly.

Sister Hong glanced at him and said, "You know a fart, can't you prevent a thief?"

Then Sister Hong handed Jiang Li a wine bottle, Jiang Li looked at it, and was completely speechless: "Old lady, your plan has been known, are you still here?"

Sister Hong said, "You...... It's really brainless. What kind of strength did your dad have back then? Will he not know if I drugged? Let me tell you, there is actually not such a big gap between men and women. If you look at the right eye, all you need is a reason to pierce the window paper. As for whether this reason is that you are a hooligan or she is drugged, it no longer matters. Do you understand?"

Jiang Li looked at Sister Hong in a daze and said, "Mother, in addition to cutting **, did you also go to study criminal psychology when you came out?" ”

Sister Hong said: "This is called living a long time and seeing a lot." Okay, no nonsense, you go drugged and I'll set up a new house for you. ”

Jiang Li directly stuffed the medicine into the Sumeru bag, and when he went out, he turned around and asked: "Old lady, is this thing, does the medicine work? Karl's strength is not weak." ”

Sister Hong said: "Isn't it weak, even if she is a humanoid tyrannosaurus essence, if she drinks a drop, she should have a child." Let's go......"

Jiang left with a click, of course he wouldn't really take the drug, but he was just thinking about other uses of this medicine in his mind.

In the early dynasties, Jiang Li was very casual. Because of their Ming Dynasty, there are not many people in the territory now, and with the help of the first construction team of Qi led by Xiao Yezi and Lu Younan, and the infrastructure mad demon group, modern high-rise buildings were quickly built to accommodate those young people who came over.

Although the Ming Dynasty nominally took over the original territory of Korea, in fact there were people living there, that is, 100,000 li near the imperial city.

What moth can there be in this place?