Chapter 297 The Yellow Eyebrow Monster Who Doesn't Want to Be Single
He wanted to see if it was the legendary Li Jing, or if it was just a person with the same name?
However, the moment he walked out of the cave, his face was suddenly full of horror, and he suddenly knelt on the ground, "I beg Lord Li Jing to spare my life!" ”
Li Jing glanced at the yellow-eyed monster coldly and said, "This is the reason for your kidnapping?"
"Lord Li Jing, not Your Majesty, in fact, the little one is also full of helplessness. ”
The yellow-eyed monster snorted and said with tears: "I was originally a Kui Wood Wolf, one of the twenty-eight stars of Heavenly Court.
Since Heavenly Court allowed free love, the brothers of the past have found their own partners.
Seeing that I was the only one left by my side, they began to make all kinds of matchmaking, and every time they met, they took the trouble to say kiss.
But I've been single for so many years, I've long been used to it, and I'm ugly, stupid and uneducated, how can someone like me like me?"
Li Jing looked at the yellow-eyed monster quite understandingly, thinking about how many people in the future were forced to marry by their parents, and they were almost driven crazy?
"And then you went on a blind date a few times, only to find that every blind date failed, only to increase the number of girls who hate you?"
Li Jing said.
Huang Mei Wei looked at Li Jing in surprise, and said a little incredulously: "How do you know? And then I did find that every blind date fails, I am stupid, and the girls who are with me always feel very boring."
Gradually, as the number of blind date failures increased, as soon as the girls who went on blind dates with me were promoted, the girls in the whole court knew that I was a boring person, and they began to alienate me. ”
"And then you start to be afraid of blind dates, and you become afraid of your friends' kisses, and you want to stay away from all this?"
Li Jing said.
"yes!"
The yellow-eyed monster nodded again and again, and said, "It just so happens that the heavenly court is not strict, so I will quietly slip down to the mortal world." ”
"And then you found out that the princess in the neighborhood is also very beautiful, so you tied her up?"
Li Jing continued.
The yellow-eyed monster nodded and said, "Actually, I don't want to be single, looking at their loving looks, I really want to have a woman to hug, and I want to give her everything that is good."
So, after seeing the princess of Baoxiang Kingdom, I couldn't help but tie her up. ”
Li Jing nodded slightly, but he understood this approach.
"Okay! Listening to your story, although I understand it very well, this is not a reason for you to kidnap people. ”
The yellow-eyed monster said with a lost face: "I understand." ”
"Hmm. ”
Li Jing nodded and said, "Put the person back, and then go back to Heavenly Court." ”
"Hmm. ”
The yellow-eyed monster nodded in despair, turned and walked back into the cave.
"Actually, you know what?"
Li Jing suddenly said behind him: "It's better to be single or single, it depends on how you choose." There shouldn't be just one choice in life.
People are not born just for stallions. ”
Or, to see the world alone, but to suffer the ridicule of others. ”
"Or, find someone who has no chance with the huge world from now on, and is busy with the trivial things in the small world of the small family all day long. ”
"It's up to you to choose!"
Li Jing pondered for a while and said, "If you choose the second option, I hope at least you can guarantee that you really like her, rather than being forced by your brothers and friends to choose." ”
"If you don't like it...... Then don't be together, go and appreciate the world, and by the way, look for the real person who can interest you. ”
"Although, that would be difficult, most people's destiny is to be born to be stallions and containers! So, really, really, really admire those who choose to live alone. ”
Li Jing seemed to remember something, and suddenly expressed his thoughts uncontrollably.
The yellow-eyed monster didn't understand what Li Jing meant, but he understood that Li Jing seemed to promise him that he could continue to chase the princess of the Treasure Elephant Kingdom?
"Your Majesty......... Your Majesty, what do you mean......... Can I continue chasing the princess of the Elephant Kingdom?"
The yellow-eyed monster turned around and said with excitement on his face.
"I hope you don't use the word chase, men and women are equal, we're just looking for an interesting other half. It should be ........."
Li Jing groaned a little, and he didn't know what word to use, but he really hated chasing this word.
Shaking his head, Li Jing said: "In short, if you want to be with the princess, you must make her like you and agree to it personally, otherwise you will go back to heaven alone and guard your mansion alone with Chang'e in the Guanghan Palace." ”
"Ah, Your Majesty. ”
Thinking of Chang'e, who was alone in the Guanghan Palace, the yellow-eyed monster suddenly trembled, he didn't want to stay alone in a cold room for the rest of his life.
"Don't call me Your Majesty, the current Majesty is Jin Zha. ”
Li Jing said lightly and turned to leave.
The yellow-eyed monster was stunned, and then shouted loudly behind him: "You will always be my majesty." ”
In his heart, the yellow-eyed monster said secretly: "Although the era of you letting everyone be single together has passed, which makes me constantly frustrated, but it also gives me a glimmer of hope, I hope that in the future, I can have a partner who likes each other like those brothers." ”
The Yellow Eyebrow Monster's movements were fast, and when Li Jing returned to the Treasure Elephant King's Palace, he had already returned with the princess of the Treasure Elephant Kingdom.
When the father and daughter met, they naturally cried again.
After that, he was grateful to Tang Sanzang and others, and entertained everyone to eat a delicious meal.
However, a few people who had already been raised by Li Jing were naturally not attracted by these mortal delicacies, but wanted to vomit after eating a bite, and then pestered Li Jing to make a supper, so they gave up.
Next
Li Jing and the others set off on the road again and continued to rush to the Western Leiyin Temple.
The yellow-eyed monster was left behind, and I heard that he gave the princess strange things such as flowers and delicious things that he found from all over the world all day long.
As for whether he touched the princess's heart, then Li Jing didn't know.
But whether he was impressed or not, Li Jing knew that he had exposed his needs from the beginning, and even after being together in the future, he had only been at a disadvantage.
can only hope that women have good character, and ancient women's character has always been very good.
Thinking of this, Li Jing couldn't help but think of a particularly popular anime he had watched, and couldn't help but subconsciously say to Zhu Bajie: "Pig head, have you seen Miss Kaguya want me to confess?"
"I haven't seen it, what's wrong?"
Zhu Bajie was puzzled: "Why did the eldest lady ask him to confess?"
"Because, in this way, women have the upper hand, and they can do whatever they want to men. ”
Li Jing sighed softly.
"Brother Li Jing, why do women have the upper hand? Why do you want to do whatever you want?"
Houtu asked curiously.
"Uh...... Who knows?"
Li Jing spread his hands and said: "This is a war that I don't know when it started, men just want to provide the good to each other, but the other party wants more than that, and then when the man thinks that the other party is a friendly army, he will stab him without paying attention." ”