Chapter 18 Sun Wukong stared at Pan Taoyuan and buried the root cause of his mistake after drinking

What's the situation, the master disappeared again, he really came and went without a trace, more mysterious than that Bai Ze.

"Who is saying bad things about me?" Bai Ze walked up to Zhu Ganglie.

Xiao Liuzi leaned on Zhu Ganglie's ear and said lightly: "Master, I'm afraid that I won't be angry with you?

Zhu Ganglie looked at Bai Ze and said, "You know everything, my master said that I will have a calamity, what calamity do you tell me?"

Bai Ze said: "You have too many calamities, I'm afraid I won't be able to finish it in a day, so I just don't want to know." ”

"Give you fairy beans, ten, you tell me. ”

"Don't say it's ten, even a hundred and a thousand, I can't say it, the catastrophe that Yuan Shi Tianzun doesn't dare to say, do you think I dare to say it. ”

Zhu Ganglie realized the seriousness, a money-hungry immortal couldn't be impressed by money, it must be a very serious matter.

"Since you don't say it, then forget it, let's go to the Nine Heavens Imperial Dining Room for the sixth son. ”

"Wait, Seven-Star Dragon Yuan Sword, the dragon ball on it is really glorious, shouldn't you deserve it?"

"When what?"

"The dragon balls on this sword. ”

"Cut, no, I borrowed this sword, and I will return it later. ”

Bai Ze shook his head: "You won't pay it back, this sword will be broken in the future, it's just a pity that the seven dragon balls on it, oops, what did I say, how did I say that I leaked, then I still have something to do, I'll leave first." ”

Xiao Liuzi said: "How is this Bai Ze nervous, he looks like a dog." ”

Zhu Ganglie said that he went back to the imperial dining room to prepare food, and I want to entertain Sun Wukong well.

The two returned to the imperial dining room, and the god of food went out to greet them.

The god of food said: "Look at the boss next to him, it must be the friend you said, just look at the appearance of this friend, you know that it is a big man, magnificent, chivalrous and courageous." ”

Zhu Ganglie snorted and laughed: "The big man is still chivalrous, haha, Xiao Liuzi, you can see that no one can see that you are chivalrous, you hahaha." ”

Xiao Liuzi looked at the God of Food with an unhappy expression: "What are you doing, don't slap your fart here." ”

Zhu Ganglie said: "God of Food, you quickly prepare some wine and food, I want the best wine and food in Heaven, I want to entertain a distinguished guest." ”

The god of food listened to his request for the best wine and food to entertain the guests, presumably it must be the five elders of the five directions, who did not dare to slack off, and hurriedly cooked in person, and prepared three hundred and twenty-four dishes, meat and vegetable pairing, pastries and snacks, grape wine, and fairy syrup and jade dew.

Zhu Ganglie got up and went to the Tianma circle, only to see Sun Wukong feeding the Tianma to eat fairy grass.

"Sun Wukong, today I invite you to your mansion for a light meal, thank you for your help. ”

Sun Wukong said: "Thank you, Lao Zhu, don't you know, although it is carefree here, it is also very boring, but I found a good place." ”

"Let's go back to the house and talk while eating. ”

The two returned to the imperial dining room and sat at a large table full of more than 300 dishes, with Xiao Liuzi Shishen on both sides.

The God of Food looked at Sun Wukong's clothes, and said in his heart: "What, I thought that today I would be lucky enough to meet the great immortals of the five elders of the five directions, but I didn't expect that there would be a Bi Ma Wen, I knew that it was a horse official, so I wouldn't cook it myself." ”

Zhu Ganglie said: "Sun Wukong, you are older than me, I will call you Brother Monkey from now on, thank you for your help." ”

Sun Wukong said: "Don't say that, I'll tell you about the fun place I found, just now I was idle, I rode past a peach orchard, guess what? The peaches there are several times bigger than the peaches in Huaguo Mountain, it looks delicious, but unfortunately there are a few fairies guarding there." ”

The god of food said in his heart: "It seems that this Bi Ma Wen only took office today, listening to his description, it should be the queen mother's Pan Taoyuan, this nerd doesn't know his identity is to stop by Pan Taoyuan and violate the rules of heaven." ”

Zhu Ganglie said: "Brother Monkey, the place you are talking about will not be the Queen Mother's Pan Taoyuan, you must not go there." ”

Sun Wukong said: "Lao Zhu, I just want to taste the taste of that big peach, I'll take you in when I'm free." ”

Zhu Ganglie said: "Eat vegetables, eat the dishes here, this is the best dish in Heavenly Court, and it is also the best person in Heavenly Court who cooks, it is the God of Food next to us." ”

Sun Wukong looked at the God of Food, grabbed a piece of meat with his hand and ate it, and muttered in his mouth: "It's delicious, it's really delicious." ”

The god of food smiled embarrassedly, and said to himself in his heart: "You stupid monkey knows what is delicious and not delicious, and you want to evaluate the dishes I make, you don't look at your identity, it's delicious, and it kills you." ”

Xiao Liuzi looked at the dishes on the table, and turned on the crazy mode again, eat, eat, eat.

Zhu Ganglie saw that everyone was so happy and ate wildly.

There was only one person at this table who was sullen, and he didn't even eat anything, but he just had fun with everyone from time to time.

After a while, the three of them looked at each other like a bulge in their stomachs, looked at the empty plates on the table, and laughed.

Sun Wukong said: "Who is this?"

Zhu Gang slapped his head violently, only to remember that he had forgotten to introduce Xiao Liuzi.

"His name is Xiao Liuzi, and we have been good friends since childhood. ”

Sun Wukong said: "What are the magical powers of the little six brothers. ”

Zhu Ganglie replied: "With a pair of golden wings, he can fly thousands of miles, holding a male and female whip, and now he has a thunder dragon body. ”

Sun Wukong said: "Come, try and compete." ”

Zhu Ganglie looked at the wine jug on the table, and it turned out that the wine was already empty.

"It's not good, the monkey has drunk too much, this hand is not light or heavy, if the iron rod touches the six sons, isn't it dangerous. ”

Zhu Ganglie walked to Sun Wukong's side and said softly: "Xiao Liuzi, he is not a general, he is my messenger, helping me deliver information, he is all some magical powers to protect the body and protect his life, don't try." ”

Xiao Liuzi borrowed the meaning of wine, and his mouth was full of this: "What, you say that I am a messenger? Don't think that I can't hear you when you whisper, my ears are sharp, and I want to see how good a monkey can be." ”

Zhu Ganglie said helplessly: "Since you can't use weapons in the competition, you can only use your fists and kicks to point until now, I said start." ”

"Let's go!"

As soon as the words fell, the monkey flashed in front of Xiao Liuzi is belly punch, which knocked Xiao Liuzi out of the hall.

Zhu Ganglie hurriedly ran over to see Xiao Liuzi's situation, only to see Xiao Liuzi's mouth full of foam, the food he had just eaten had been spit out, and the fishy smell all over the ground was coming, Zhu Ganglie touched Xiao Liuzi's chest with his hand, oops, there was no heartbeat, fortunately, he learned to come back to life, Zhu Ganglie helped Xiao Liuzi up, pushed his back with his arm, and it didn't take long for Xiao Liuzi to wake up.