Chapter 105: Sun Wukong is crushed on Wuzhi Mountain
After Sun Wukong finished speaking, he took up the somersault cloud and left, he flew a distance to look back, for fear that he would catch up.
Haha, there is not even a ghost, and the Buddha is nothing more than that, Sun Wukong shrugged his shoulders, turned his head, stopped and waited for Rulai to come over, and let him know who was the winner.
It is said that people have three urgencies, and monkeys also have three urgencies.
Oops, no, I was a little nervous when I saw that Rulai just now, and now I want to pee.
Sun Wukong looked ahead, hey? How many big pillars are there here, just now I flew through the South Heavenly Gate, is this the doorpost of the North Heavenly Gate, no, I know the North Heavenly Gate, did I fly too far, flew to the edge of the sky? No, I have to leave a mark first, and then I will tell Rulai that if he doesn't admit it, it's over.
What should I write about? Sun Wukong was entangled.
I just wrote "Monkey King came here for a visit!" No, he didn't admit it and I couldn't help it, I also left a little mark, just when my grandson wanted to pee, just like Sun Wukong put one hand on the ground, raised his foot high, and urinated upside down.
Oops, what a stinking smell, Sun Wukong sniffed his urine and said.
Sun Wukong waited here for a long time, and found that Rulai still didn't come, and happily flew back to the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, he thought that he was victorious, humming a small song in his mouth, and holding a golden hoop stick in his hand.
"I said Rulai, you lost, Lao Sun, I waited for you in the sky for a long time and I didn't see you, I didn't think you were just like that. After Sun Wukong finished speaking, he looked at the Jade Emperor again, "I said that the Jade Emperor Lao'er, you should step down, the gentleman said, our horses are difficult to chase, and we can't rely on the debt." ”
The Jade Emperor looked at Rulai beside him and smiled, "This monkey really thinks he won, you let him die." ”
"Sun Wukong, you said that you flew to the edge of the sky just now, but what can you prove?" asked Rulai.
Haha, Sun Wukong said, "I have long guessed that you will cheat, but fortunately, I am a good skill and left a mark, you will fly north to the edge of the sky There will be five optimus pillars, I left a word on it." ”
If you stretch out your palm and put up your middle finger, do you see if it's these words?
Sun Wukong ran forward to take a look, was stunned for a long time, and said to himself in his heart, "Could it be that this monk knows how to read the mind, he guessed what I thought in my heart, and knew the relics I left on Optimus Prime." ”
"Awesome, awesome, I actually guessed the handwriting I left in Optimus Prime, but I still have a hand, old grandson, do you think I only made one mark? Hahaha, you miscalculated! You lost. After Sun Wukong finished speaking, he danced with his hands, and he felt that victory was ahead, because even if he was powerful, he couldn't get urine, even if he got urine, but the taste of his own urine, he knew very well.
Rulai stretched out his hand to Sun Wukong's face and asked, "Is this the other sign you said?" ”
Sun Wukong squinted and sniffed, ahh
"No, I was urinating on Optimus Prime in the sky just now, why do you smell of my urine on your hands?"
Rulai stretched out his palm and made it bigger, "The Optimus Prime you said is this?"
Sun Wukong stood in Rulai's hand, touched the so-called Optimus Prime with his hand, stepped forward to look at the words he wrote, and sniffed his own urine, what? Could it be that the Optimus Prime he saw was Rulai's fingers, and it turned out that he had been flying in Rulai's hands for a long time!''
"Sun Wukong, the gentleman you said is difficult to chase, you are willing to gamble and lose!"
"You are playing tricks, saying that you are faster than anyone else, and you are using tricks to deceive me. After Sun Wukong finished speaking, he turned his head and wanted to run.
"Where to run, look at my divine palm!"
A huge palm appeared in the sky and pressed towards Sun Wukong, he was startled, curled up and tried to block it with the strength of his hands and feet.
The palm of his hand turned into a mountain and pressed him inside, with only one head outside the mountain and his body wrapped inside the mountain.
I thought it was a broken mountain, and I can usually knock one down with one punch to this kind of mountain, and now I'm going to show you how I can carry this mountain.
Yes...... Yes...... Sun Wukong gritted his teeth and tried to push the mountain up with force.
But after several attempts in a row, the mountain did not waver in the slightest, and not even a single stone fell.
"Your mana has been sealed by me, don't do useless work again. After speaking, he handed the spell in his hand to the Jade Emperor, "Jade Emperor, when do you want to release this monkey, you can use this charm to untie the Five Finger Mountain that is pressing on him." ”
"Don't be afraid, brother, I'll take the mountain off you. After speaking, the Bull Demon King put down his weapon and tried to move the mountain with his hands.
The Bull Demon King tried several times in a row, but the mountain did not move at all, and he began to wonder, how could I do it? Why can't I even lift a hill with the Bull Demon King? Since I can't lift it, then I'll cut it off.
After speaking, he took out his strongest weapon, the "Ancient Silver Mace", this weapon is like a baseball bat, thick at the top and thin at the bottom, and there are countless shining silver thorns on the head of the club, which looks like a mutated sea urchin in his hand from a distance.
The Bull Demon King picked up his mace and hit Wuzhi Mountain, humming ...... Airplanes...... Bursts of cymbal-like echoes came, the mountain shook, and the strength was not enough, and this time I stepped up my efforts...... Airplanes...... Airplanes...... Airplanes......
"Big brother, stop fighting, this voice is so harsh, my head is going to explode. Sun Wukong shook his head, grinned and gritted his teeth, and said in pain.
The Bull Demon King said, "Since you can't break this mountain, you can only snatch the spell in the Jade Emperor's hand." ”
The Bull Demon King took a few steps back, kicked the ground with his feet, and firmly told the Jade Emperor to hold the spell in his hand.
Whoosh! As soon as the smoke slipped away, the Bull Demon King actually ran behind the Jade Emperor and picked up his mace and hit him.
A flash of golden light flashed.
There was a loud bang, the Jade Emperor was still in place, and the Bull Demon King actually bounced out.
It turned out that it was Rulai who waved his hand and bounced away the attack of the Bull Demon King.
"It seems that if I want to get the charm, I still have to deal with you first, Rulai!" said the Bull Demon King.
The mace flew over, and with a wave of his hand, the mace flew back again.
Oh no, it turns out that the Bull Demon King's attack on me is fake, and the attack on the Jade Emperor is real.
The Bull Demon King jumped up and caught the mace and attacked the Jade Emperor again, the mace in his hand swung faster and faster, and the Jade Emperor dodged unhurriedly.
Whether it is a horizontal split or a vertical wheel, the Jade Emperor can never be hit.
"It seems that you are very interested in me, so why don't I play with you. ”。
After the Jade Emperor finished speaking, he took off his hat and crown, took off the unknown divine robe, shook his body, turned his wrist and said, "I haven't done it myself for a long time, this body is really stiff." ”
Haha, the Bull Demon King laughed wildly, "Do it yourself, Jade Emperor, you will regret it!"