Chapter 65: Poop, Your Majesty
Jiang Ming's eyes were tightly closed, and he spread out his divine sense and swept in all directions, looking for Qin Hua's breath. When he was leaving, in order to prevent accidents, he specially arranged a backup for Qin Hua.
"Presumably, if Qin Hua had grasped it tightly, that thing would have been completed at this time..."Jiang Ming prayed in his heart.
But when he found Qin Hua with his divine sense, he was a little surprised, and this kind of surprise once existed.
What Jiang Ming saw was a man dressed in the coarse black clothes of a eunuch, wearing a strangely high black pointed hat on his head, smearing more than two catties of flour on his face, and dropping scum as he walked, with big red cockscomb and red lips.
This guy also deliberately pretended to be cross-eyed, pushing a wheelbarrow with small steps, and was slowly walking in the remote alleys of the royal city with a dozen people.
"Qin Hua, come here, the king is back!" Jiang Ming called with a divine thought.
Qin Hua was walking, his eyes widened, and the two eyeballs immediately separated and recovered.
He turned his head to the dozen or so "little eunuchs" behind him who were also pushing the cart and said, "Brothers, follow me." ”
More than a dozen people sped up, each pushing a wheelbarrow, on which a large wooden barrel with two people hugging each other and one person high, rumbling and running with Jiang Ming's divine sense.
Jiang Ming opened his eyes and said to Qin Si: "Don't worry, Qin Hua will come soon." ”
Qin Si was puzzled in his heart, and after a moment, he smiled and said, "You expected that there would be today, right, so you had already arranged Qin Hua before you left?"
Jiang Ming raised his eyebrows at Qin Si: "Alas, it's not a big mistake to be careful, not to mention that we are playing with our lives." ”
After a while, a strange smell, under the guidance of Jiang Ming's divine sense, quietly took the lead in the corner where everyone was hiding, and even if the guards saw Qin Hua pushing the cart, they avoided it even if they saw it, and it was miraculously unimpeded.
"Old Black, what does this smell like?"
"Qin Jia, this seems to be ......"
", it's poop, it's poop!"
Jiang Ming: "It's okay..."
The little fat man carried Jiang Ming's shoulder, and said with palpitations: "Could this be..."
Jiang Ming: "It's just..."
The little fat man was full of excitement: "Your mother!
When Qin Hua ran over with someone pushing the cart, a no-man's land had almost formed on the periphery of this originally remote corner. Looking down from the sky, I saw a group of patrol armor soldiers deliberately bypassing this place, taking this place as the center of the five zhang circle, and suddenly turned into a pure land.
"Brother, give, plug your nose. Qin Hua put the car aside, stepped forward, took out a few white balls from his sleeve, and handed them to Qin Si.
The little fat man hurriedly stepped forward to grab one and stuffed it for himself, and then he breathed a sigh of relief.
"Jiang Ming, you kid is a real loss, you can think of this kind of trick..."
Jiang Ming pretended to be helpless and said, "Isn't this all about survival?
"What's in here?" Qin Si asked.
"Poop, gentleman, mellow sauce flavor. The little fat man interjected and said shyly.
Qin Si's face turned blue suddenly, he couldn't imagine that the king of a country would return to the royal city strongly, and he would ............
Jiang Ming stepped forward with a smile and said, "Your Majesty, this is a secret recipe that my senior brother and I occasionally explored when we were going down the mountain, it doesn't smell very good, but it is perfect for an occasion like today." Please also ask the king to hurry up and try it, or the enthronement ceremony will be over..."
"Do you want a widow to go in? Do you want to trap a widow? The king of a country jumps in, and when he comes out, do you still have the face to be the king of a country? A widow will never be fooled!" Qin Si glared at Jiang Ming and roared angrily.
"Okay, forget it, you, you, you, and you, all of you, open the lid, go in and take a dip, and after today's deed, the king will add a thousand fiefdoms to you!" Jiang Ming pointed to the dozen or so large barrels.
"Go, go, this son is with you!" Qin Hua was in a hurry, seeing that everyone was really a little twisted, he simply took the lead, opened the lid of the barrel, and jumped in first. Suddenly, a dark yellow viscous liquid splashed everywhere, and several people standing on the side were poured a lot of them off their heads.
A curious cultivator relied on his guts and went up and pinched it: "Sticky, vomit ......."
More than a dozen people, together with Qin Hua in the bucket, couldn't bear it anymore when they saw the man vomiting, and they were tumbling and retching in their stomachs, and their condition was terrible.
"This stink, it's just a soul attack...... "The fat cultivator fainted before he fainted.
"Quick! all in!" Jiang Ming snorted, muttering a spell in his mouth, and the stench emitted from the barrel suddenly sublimated, and the richness increased tenfold and hundredfold.
The strange thing is that when Jiang Ming opened his mouth, everyone could no longer smell the stench of piercing hearts.
Twenty or thirty people took turns to soak the yellow soup, leaving only Jiang Ming's little fat man and Qin Si who didn't go in. Jiang Ming had been concentrating on the supporting defensive spell on the side, so that everyone was not smoked to death in the black smoke barrel.
A goshawk flew low in the air, and when it smelled the stench, its whole body stiffened, and it rushed into the distance. It seems that there is more luck than luck.
"Bastard! how can a widow be a king, how can he do such an unbelievable method!" Qin Si was dizzy when he saw it.
"It's okay brother, as long as the throne is still ours, who still remembers this!" Qin Hua spoke, it was really the words of a wise man.
"Thank you for your hard work, rest assured that this is just because of the talisman added to the clear water, there is only an hour after the effect of the medicine has been stained, and you have already cast a spell on your body, and you can't smell it anymore! Today, it's all up to you, let's fight it together! Take back the throne!" Jiang Ming hurriedly diverted the topic.
Qin Hua's yellow soup stretched out his two arms and sucked his nose hard under his armpit twice, making sure that he couldn't smell it, so he said to Jiang Ming with confidence: "Sir, thanks to you for teaching me to prepare this when you left, I didn't ferment well, right?"
Jiang Ming gave him a thumbs up and said, "Not bad, yes, my own fermentation is not so mellow!"
Everyone took out their weapons from their black sacs, walked out of the dark alley, and shouted towards the central hall.
There are more than 2,000 defenders in the city of King Qin, all of whom are cultivated. The leading few are in the middle of the Shinto realm. At this time, most of them were concentrated under the huge parade platform in the central royal city. This is the place where every time the soldiers of the Qin State go out on an expedition, Qin Jun and the officers above the commander of a thousand men swear to be a soldier.
The person who was preparing to ascend the throne inside, according to Qin Hua, was Qin Seal. His father is the uncle of Qin Si Qin Hua, who is extremely powerful in the court, and no one has found anything wrong in the past, but this time he saw that Qin Si was not in the country, and he actually came out of the water.
Twelve Qin soldiers on each side with yellow water dripping on their bodies, led by Qin Hua, who dripping the most yellow water, protected the little fat man and Qin Si Jiang Ming in the middle, and came to the palace with a knife. Although it was dark at this time, the lights in the Qin Palace were bright, and the defenders found them and immediately rushed with swords.
Jiang Ming fanned his palms behind him, and suddenly an unhurried breeze came from behind everyone, blowing the smell of black smoke on their bodies unhurriedly into the surging team of people at a graceful speed.