In the late autumn evening, the rain of the day stopped, and the cold wind blew, and the black hairs of the 'old black' blowing were shivering. This 'old black' is a skinny black-haired skinny dog lying in a stable in a remote alley with his dog ears hanging down. There was still a little hay under the manger, and this was a temporary kennel for Lao Hei.

was about to fall asleep, when suddenly the dog's buttocks hurt, and Lao Hei was kicked out with a whoosh. Turning his head, he saw that he was kicked by a man with a sour face, who bent down and picked up the hay and put it into the manger, and muttered: "Hey! This broken horse is really full of food, and it is a pity that it eats grass and scatters it all over the ground!"

The old black, who had lost the kennel, barked at the man twice in frustration. Seeing the man bending down to pick up stones, the frightened thin dog quickly slipped away with his tail between his legs.

A burst of meat fragrance went straight to the nostrils, and the skinny dog, who was already hungry, seemed to get into the black hairs like the smell of meat, and in the blink of an eye, it stood up like a hedgehog.

Looking for the smell, I saw a big fat man with white skin like a baby, holding a chicken leg in his mouth, his back to Lao Hei and his meat head, and proudly aimed at the corner of the wall with a burst of happy strafing.

The sound of running water, Lao Hei didn't seem to have heard it at all, he looked up at the dog's head and smelled the aroma of meat, hung a long dog tongue, drooling and dripping, hissing, and couldn't help but be a two-puff sound.

The frightened white fat man shivered for a while, and the sound of running water stopped. He turned his head viciously and glanced at the thin dog, but gradually a smile suddenly flashed, and the chicken leg on the laughing mouth almost didn't let the dog rob it.

The black dog tilted his head and glanced at the amiable appearance of the Buddha. Suddenly my heart was overjoyed, and I couldn't stop wagging the dog's tail and making two sounds.

The fat white man's fat hands rubbed wildly on his body, grabbed the chicken leg and shook it in front of the dog's head. Lao Hei was even more excited, squatting on the ground, his tail sweeping the ground dusty. Leaning on the dog's head, he lowered the dog's ears, looking forward to the gift of the white fat Buddha.

Suddenly, the fat man waved his fat hand, and the whole black dog stared at the chicken leg thrown into the air and jumped up, and grabbed it with a snort. But the intuitive dog's neck tightened, and he was pinched by the fat man, and he couldn't bark anymore.

Although the white fat man who succeeded was proud in his heart, he shook his fat hand like a dog thief, clamped the black dog under his armpit, and cautiously glanced at it secretly.

The old black screamed in the corner, but the fat man didn't care, squatted on the ground and pulled up the dog's hair, and muttered: "This dog's head is right, it's all black hair." After that, he turned around the dog and touched the dog's belly: "Yes, it's also black hair." "In this way, the white fat man looked for the old black from beginning to end, from top to bottom, not to mention, this 'old black' dog is really not barked in vain as its name suggests, and it is supported like a black hair needle with a brush.

"Haha! It's really hard to find a place to step on iron shoes, and it doesn't take much effort to get there! Now it's good, the boss will definitely be impressed with me. Black dog, you have to pay it back if you eat other people's things!"

With that, he took out his sackcloth belt and tied it around the thin dog's neck, dragged Lao Hei with one hand and his pants in the other, and walked out of the alley with joy.

A magnificent three-story building at the mouth of the alley, with the banner "Drunk and Livable" hanging at the door. When he entered the door, the aroma of wine and meat suddenly wafted over, and Lao Hei, who was already hungry, was already drooling, and he was shaking his tongue vigorously with his dog's mouth open.

The white fat man dragged Lao Hei to climb up the third floor, and before the person arrived, he heard the white fat man shouting loudly: "Haha! Today is really a big luck, and I went out to soak urine and made a great contribution to the boss." ”

The screen by the window on the third floor was suddenly quiet, and a pointed black-faced head poked out, glared at the white fat man fiercely, and said softly: "What are you arguing about with your 'snow meat bun'? The boss is talking to Uncle Lu, are you afraid that others won't hear or what's wrong?" ”

This white fat man's surname is Bao, his name is in the middle, and he is nicknamed 'Snow Meat Bun'. Although this meat bun is said to be commonplace, the light body kung fu is one of the best among these people.

Meat Bao secretly looked around, and found that no one was paying attention to him, and whispered to the black-faced man: "You black-faced waiter, you know what you are yelling at me, look at what is behind me." As he spoke, he seemed to be showing off, and he dragged the breathless old black who was lifted behind him.

But don't be happy too early with your meat bun, I found so many of them, but I really didn't find them, and there was not a single miscellaneous hair. ”

Bao Zhong pursed his lips and said, "Cut! What kind of character do you think I have a big white bag, and I rarely play with your little monkey?"

Hou San suddenly became angry, but before he could attack, a dull voice came from the screen and said, "What nonsense, quickly get it and let me and Uncle Lu take a look." ”

Bao Zhong pouted at Hou San, came to the screen with his pants, and said to Hou San beside him: "Monkey, go and find a rope for Uncle Bao, so that the dog can be tethered." As he spoke, he dragged the old black over his neck, untied the belt around his neck, and placed the black dog on the table where the cups and plates were listed.

Lao Hei, who was suddenly in the middle of the food, couldn't care about running away, so he couldn't wait to bite into the dog's mouth.

"Why are you stunned, go quickly, or this dog will run away and take your monkey account." ”

The tall and sturdy man at the table waved his hand to Hou San, who made a gesture towards the bag with his fist and walked downstairs.

Look at the four people sitting around this screen, the tall and strong man in the middle is the boss in the mouth of the bag, the right hand of the 'big hand Liu Qing' is quite normal, but the left hand does not know if it is born, as big as a fan. Because this left-handed grappling technique is very good and the grip is amazing, fighting with people has always been to pinch the opponent like a chicken, so the Jianghu people give it a nickname 'God and Ghost Catch'.

There were two people sitting with drooping hands, a thin monk, holding a boiled cooked dog leg with both hands and chewing it heavily. This product is actually not a monk, but a bald man, and because of this, he is nicknamed 'Cheap Monk Fake Bald' named Jia Liang. The bald man said, "Hey, this one hasn't finished eating, and you have found another meat bun." But it's better to save it for tomorrow. ”

only heard a snap, and a slap popped out of the seat and slapped the bald man's head. said: "You're a foodie, you know how to eat without stopping all day long, and you don't know where the meat grows." I have the ability to catch one myself and show it to everyone. ”

Don't look small, but the bald man doesn't dare to resist. The cheap monk didn't care about the oil on his hands, he rubbed his bald head vigorously and smirked twice, this time his head was already bright enough, but this time it was even more shiny.

The nickname of the earth mouse is 'earth mouse', and the nickname is Shun Mouth, but no one remembers his real name, but he only knows that the means of digging and drilling pits are unparalleled, and he has also become the number two person in this small gang because of his special means. There are five of them in this gang, and they specialize in some businessless business.

The earth mouse looked at Bao Zhong and said, "Brother Bao, it's okay, if you don't find it, let's look for it again." ”

Bao Zhong smiled, grabbed a pig's trotter from the table, took a bite and said, "Brother Mouse, this time Brother Bao really didn't look away, he squatted there for a long time just now, and he almost didn't take the dog hair several times." With that, the fat hand grabbed another wine glass and took a sip.

On the other side of Liu Qing, a middle-aged Taoist in Tsing Yi with a goatee sits. This person is actually not one of them, and everyone doesn't know his name, only knows that his surname is Lu, and he is not a real Taoist, but he is actually walking the streets and alleys, divining fortune and fortune divination for a living.

Lu Banxian grabbed Lao Hei's tail and dragged it to his side, and with his other hand skillfully grabbed the dog's mouth, and touched it carefully without saying a word, and he hadn't seen enough for a long time.

Big hand Liu Qing said: "What's the matter? Uncle Lu can do it this time, right?"

"Yes, there is not half a stray hair. Then he looked at the bag and said, "Don't lie to me about this meat bun!" If this dog has miscellaneous hair, but you pluck it out, and put it here to fool me, it will really hurt you. Thinking that it is extremely dangerous there, this black dog is a life-saving guy, and he doesn't dare to make do with it. ”

"We don't have much ability, but we are definitely not fooling the master, I don't believe you ask our boss. ”

Seeing that the big hand Liu Qing nodded, Lu Banxian suddenly laughed: "Haha! It's really rare! It's really rare, I think we will definitely develop this time." Then he grabbed his glass and said to everyone, "Come, touch one for our big business." ”

Two months ago, Hou San found that opposite the largest pawnshop in the city, there happened to be an empty shop for rent. Suddenly, a bad idea came to his head, and he called his brothers to discuss it, and decided to rent the shop, so that he could dig a hole from the ground to the opposite side to loot the pawnshop.

People who often go to pawnshops usually come to pawn when they are in trouble, so this Lu Banxian also set up a hexagram stall on the side of the pawnshop to divinate the good fortune and evil for these unlucky people.

He studied more and found that although the empty shop opposite had been redeemed, he didn't know what to do and did not open for business. There are always a few people covered in dust tiptoeing in and out. These people just talk to each other and greet each other softly. And there is always a black-faced monkey-like man, wandering around the door of the store every day, looking left and right.

Lu Banxian was suddenly puzzled, and if he had nothing to do, he would go to wait for the third place.

After a long time, I have understood that these people are paying attention to the pawnshop. But this Lu Banxian was not only surprised but overjoyed, and said to Hou San around the bend: "Don't look at this pawnshop is quite big, but most of the people who come to do it are some rags." It's a pity that I don't have a helper, I need someone to help, I know a way to make a fortune, and I will definitely have no worries about food and clothing for the rest of my life. ”

Hou San suddenly became interested, listening to this thing's words, as if he knew something. was also afraid that he would leak the news, so he simply dragged Lu Banxian into the house. took a knife against Lu Banxian, and after careful questioning, he heard this Lu Banxian tell the truth himself.

It all started three years ago. It turns out that there is a showman in this small city, this showman is named Liu Dingkui, it is said that the ancestor of the Liu family was an official of the Construction Department, and it seems that the rank is not low. Therefore, it is a big family in a small town, but the Liu family, which has always been a single lineage, has been passed down to his generation, and the family background is not as good as before. But the emaciated camel is bigger than the horse, and although the Liu family is not rich and expensive, they are also well-off.

But the family was not reconciled, so they looked forward to their only son Liu Dingkui being able to go to high school in one fell swoop and then glorify the lintel. The family saves money for his study, not to mention, the smart and clever Liu Dingkui is only 16 years old, and he has to be a talent in the first children's examination. Now the family is even more devoted to the only son's education.

Although there is little wealth left by the sun and moon to replace Liu Jiazu, there are countless books and drawings in the library, and Liu Dingkui is buried in it all day long.

Originally, he was only obsessed with the books of ancient and modern sages, but on this day, the young man who was already eighteen years old had nothing to do, and he turned out a simple and unpretentious parchment scroll from the cracks of thousands of data drawings. This volume is only a few pages, and there are only three seal characters on the red sheepskin cover, "Dingshen Tomb", and a small blue stamp on the side of the seal character, on which is printed the word "Zi".

Liu Dingkui was fascinated by the first page, and saw that a portrait of an elegant and agile beauty was carefully depicted on it with a delicate and delicate brush. The beauty in the painting stands under the pear tree, with a round and translucent pink face, slightly sideways to the side of the pear blossoms that bloom like snow but still have a little yellow spots. The graceful and lithe figure leaned forward slightly, draped over the long black hair of the vest, and a bright red ribbon gently held it. A green dress is even more brilliant against the backdrop of white flowers. But if you look closely, you always feel that something is wrong, it turns out that this woman seems to be hanging in the air, and there are no feet under her skirt and I don't know what is supporting the body.

The next few pages are full of hard-to-read drawing lines, and it is faintly obvious that it is a grand palace-like project. But this Liu Dingkui is not uncommon, since he has this volume, his person seems to have changed, he looks at the beauty in the picture stupidly all day long, he doesn't read the book, and even forgets his hunger and thirst. He kept muttering to himself at the volume, sometimes smiling strangely.

The old couple in the family saw that they were anxious in their eyes, and when they saw their son staring at the picture scroll all day long, they thought: My son is also not young, maybe he misses his daughter-in-law.

After some discussion, he begged for a matchmaker, thinking that with a daughter-in-law, his son would stabilize his mind.

Not to mention the reputation of this little showman, he really asked for a beautiful daughter-in-law named Xiaolian, although this Xiaolian is not a lady, but she is also from a solid and gentle family.

On the night of the candles in the cave room, Liu Dingkui ignored the newcomer at the bedside, sat alone under the red candle and drank, and did not forget to appreciate the beauties in the volume.

This new daughter-in-law is also virtuous, and she has been waiting for a long time to come, and she secretly blames in her heart: This guy, sitting alone on the candlestick on the big day, does not come to accompany me, is it because Xiaolian is doing something wrong? Or is this husband too thin-skinned and shy?

Thinking of this, I lifted my hijab and peeked in, and under the dim candlelight, my husband was staring at the scroll with one hand on his cheek, as if he was thinking.

Shook his head helplessly: He is not in a hurry, wouldn't I be more ashamed to go on the pole, forget it, just sit quietly at the head of the bed and wait patiently!!

For a long time, Liu Dingkui was drunk and his head was shaking, and he only felt that the beauty in the painting seemed to be alive, and he flew out of the scroll and sat on the edge of the bed alone.

The beautiful woman in the bed wore a hijab over her head and saw her husband looking at her. The shy head was lowered. Secretly stretched out her little hand, and gently hooked her fingertips at her husband.