Chapter 48 The Great Defense of Men and Women
As a frequent visitor to the Dragon Palace, Huan Yi has his own special residence, which is isolated from the sea, clean and dry, and was specially built for Huan Yi by the craftsmen of the Dragon Queen. The attendants cleaned up the room early, and when they saw Huan Yi returning with Lishuyu, they all retreated without saying a word.
"Why are all the attendants gone?" Li Shuyu was puzzled.
"I don't like to have strangers waiting around, and after saying it once, they all remember it. Huan Yi lifted the crystal bead curtain and walked into the bedroom, his originally calm eyes shook violently, and the whole person was completely stiff at the door.
"What's wrong?"
Li Shuyu was surprised that he was holding the pestle and didn't move, and the probe was about to look in, but he was pulled out by Huan Yi and froze outside the door with a fixed body.
"What are you doing?!" Li Shuyu was shocked and angry, "Do you want me to guard the door for you?!"
Huan Yi ignored her, his face darkened as he looked at the large bathtub soaked in flower petals in the room, the large bed covered with petals with falling curtains, and the fragrance that almost suffocated him, and his mind was full of thoughts on how to dismantle the self-proclaimed clever attendant.
Casting a spell to turn all the excess things in the house into crumbs, and using a brocade bag to suck away the choking aroma, Huan Yi finally unlocked the spell on Li Shuyu's body, and said a little uncomfortably: "Come in." ”
"Is there anything in the house?" Li Shuyu looked at the corners of the room with a suspicious face, and muttered, "It's nothing...... Huh?"
Her eyes were attracted by the exquisite gold-inlaid jade box under the table, and she couldn't help but squat down to open the box, twist up a piece of red silk cloth inside, and ask, "......What is this?"
The rest of the words were cut off instantly, and she was stunned to look at the red belly pocket embroidered with the koi intercourse/tail pattern in her hand, and her snow-white face suddenly swelled to the same color as the belly pocket.
Huan Yi's face was not better than hers, he urged the fairy power to tear his belly pocket to pieces, and he didn't know what to say for a while.
"This ...... What is this...... What do you mean......" Li Shuyu was so frightened by that belly pocket that she trembled when she spoke, "Why is your residence ...... Ah, why don't you let me in because there's a woman in the house?
"Nothing!" Huan Yi grinded his teeth and said, "It's the attendant who did something superfluous." ”
"Yes...... Is it......" Li Shuyu obviously didn't believe it, and her big eyes fluttered and fluttered, wanting to see if there was a beautiful girl hiding somewhere in the house. Huan Yi was so angry by her slippery appearance that he no longer cared about her feelings, and said loudly: "That attendant officer treats you as my concubine, and this belly pocket is also for you to wear." ”
Li Shuyu completely turned into a stone tablet, shut up and shrank in place.
"I used to come alone, but this time I suddenly brought you, or an attendant, and they are naturally prone to crookedness. Huan Yi rubbed his aching temples, and said a little tiredly: "You don't have to worry about it, I have no idea about you." ”
"I don't dare. Li Shuyu snorted lightly, turned back into the appearance of a fox, jumped on the cushion of the stool, and said with a big yawn, "I'll sleep here." ”
Huan Yi sneered coldly: "You are self-conscious." ”
It didn't make sense to continue to talk about it, Li Shuyu was dozing again, and simply didn't say anything he wanted.
The hall was quiet, and just when Li Shuyu was about to fall asleep with sleepiness, he suddenly heard Huan Yi say, "I want to bathe." ”
"Huh?" Li Shuyu's whole head was buried in his tail, he didn't even raise his eyelids, and said lazily: "You Mu, I don't look at it." ”
Huan Yi's head jumped with green tendons, and he said in an accentuated tone: "Didn't Zixiao Zhenjun teach you what is the great defense of men and women?"
"Taught. Li Shuyu didn't care, "But I'm just a fox now, not a woman, you just treat me as an ornament." ”
Your ornament is really an eyesore, Huan Yi saw that she didn't mean to avoid suspicion at all, so he simply took her as an ornament, untied her clothes and began to bathe, anyway, she had broken into it when she was bathing before, since she had no idea at the time, then it is the same now.
After bathing, Huan Yi walked out of the bathtub to wipe his body, and suddenly heard a sound from the cushion, it was Li Shuyu snoring.
Although Huan Yi didn't want to be seen by Li Shuyu, being so ignored would inevitably make his dignity as a man a little frustrated. He tied a single robe at random, walked to the cushion with some scare, reached out and pinched one of Li Shuyu's tails to pick her up, and said coolly: "Get up." ”
Li Shuyu was awakened, saliva was still hanging on the corner of his mouth, and he stared at a pair of eyes that were still a little hazy and asked, "What's the matter!"
"Go wash it, you smell it. ”
"Don't wash. "Of course the fox has a smell! This bottom of the sea is full of fishy smells, you don't dislike it, you have to pick on me to thorn me!"
"Because the smell of a fox is worse than the smell of fish. ”
Huan Yi raised his hand and threw Li Shuyu into the bathtub, raised his eyebrows and said, "Wash it clean." ”
"Poof!" Li Shuyu fluttered in the bucket and said angrily: "You have used all this water!"
"I've already cast a spell to change it, and it's not water in the bucket but Qiong Shuolu, this thing can strengthen the body and beautify the skin, and only the female fairy monarch in the Heavenly Palace has the opportunity to enjoy it. Huan Yi sat down at the table leisurely, took a sip of the glass cup containing the wine, and said happily: "Don't waste it." ”
"I ......" The tail became heavier after being dipped in water, and it was still nine, and he directly pulled Lishuyu to the bottom of the barrel and sank, Lishuyu was so suffocated that he was about to faint, so he had to grit his teeth and turn back into a human form and get out of Qiong Shuolu.
Her long hair was soaked, transparent droplets rolled on her fair cheeks and rosy lips, and the white gauze of the Heavenly Palace Immortal Attendant was tightly clinging to her body, exposing her beautiful chest and waist curves.
Huan Yi looked at the strange beauty in front of him, and suddenly regretted throwing her in.
"I see. ”
There was no trace of a smile on Li Shuyu's face, she stood up and left the bathtub in Huan Yi's stunned and confused gaze, walked up to him with stiff limbs step by step, looked down at him and said coldly: "Since you are so disgusted, then I will go out." ”
After that, she turned back into a fox, shook off the droplets on her body, jumped lightly and disappeared from Huan Yi's eyes in the blink of an eye.
Huan Yi raised his hand to wipe away the water splashed on his face, and said to himself: "What am I doing......"
This night, Li Shuyu slept sweetly on the steps outside the hall, but Huan Yi did not sleep all night in the hall.
The next day, Huan Yi hadn't figured out how to face Li Shuyu, but the neatly groomed Li Shuyu stepped into the hall first, she looked at Huan Yi who was changing her clothes and hair expressionlessly and said, "Today we have to find a way to meet Ao Shu Shangxian." ”
Huan Yi clenched the belt in his hand and said a little uncomfortably: "...... Okay, you go out first......"
Li Shuyu turned his head and walked out.
"Whew......" Huan Yi sighed, and it seemed that he was not lightly angry.
The thunder array outside Ao Shu's dormitory is a unique formation of the dragon clan, and trespassing without permission will be struck by lightning and turn into stumps in the blink of an eye. Li Shuyu was not bold enough to let the Heavenly Realm Prince break through the formation regardless of the safety of her sister and brother-in-law, the only thing she hoped was that he could break the formation, and she followed his instructions to break through the formation.
"I'm not smart, and I haven't read a few books, so I can only ask you to break the formation. Li Shuyu turned into a light little Taoist child, looked up at Huan Yi and said: "I believe that your insight as the prince of the heavenly realm, as long as it is the place you point out, I will not hesitate to step on it." ”
"You ......"
"But I want to warn you first. Li Shuyu changed his words and smiled sweetly: "If I die here today, then I won't let you go." ”
Huan Yi: "......"
Li Shuyu will not change into a ghost and not talk about it, if she is really damaged here today, Qi Feng will definitely not give up with him, so unless he is 100% sure, he will never let Li Shuyu rush in as a meat pawn.
"It takes time to break the formation, don't be impatient. ”
Huan Yi conjured up the magic weapon, sketched a few strokes on the scroll, and in the blink of an eye, a large number of small rabbits painted in ink ran out of the scroll, and the little rabbits sniffed at each other, and then rushed towards the thunder array at the same time.
Countless thunderbolts continued to fall one after another, Li Shuyu was so frightened that he hid behind Huan Yi and didn't dare to make a sound, while Huan Yi looked at the thunder array indifferently and silently remembered the location of each thunderbolt.
After remembering the location, he immediately returned to the residence with Li Shuyu to avoid being discovered by the guards who rushed to hear the sound. Li Shuyu knew that he was going to settle down and crack the formation next, so he obediently sat down outside the hall, peeling shrimp, crabs and shells and eating them.
Waited until the shrimp and crab shells were eaten, Huan Yi still didn't move, Li Shuyu was a little anxious outside the door, looking into the house from time to time, just when she was about to run out of patience and was about to rush in to check, the attendant officer who caused chaos yesterday suddenly came.
"Why are you standing outside?" the attendant looked suspicious, "What about His Royal Highness the Prince?"
"Sleep. Lishu Yu lied without changing his face: "He was too tired last night." ”
As soon as these words came out, several female attendants who came with the attendant officer immediately cast envious or resentful glances at Li Shuyu.
"It's a real surprise. The attendant touched his chin and sighed: "His Royal Highness the Crown Prince has never kept a maid overnight, I think he has a pure heart and few desires, it turns out that he has not yet opened his mind?"
Li Shuyu remembered the shameless belly pocket yesterday, and immediately gave birth to a belly of fire, and said with a smile: "In order to make His Royal Highness the Crown Prince fall in love with a woman, you really took great pains." ”
"It's not a secret, this is all explained by the old dragon king, if His Royal Highness has not been close to women, how can he continue to have children, this is a big event for the Heavenly Palace. I thought it was the fairy of the Heavenly Palace who couldn't get into his eyes, so I hoped that the fairy of the East China Sea could please him, who thought that every time I came, the attendant was not allowed to stay and take care of it, and there was a fairy who was reprimanded by him for staying without permission. I didn't dare to look forward to it many times, but he suddenly brought you over, I couldn't hold back when I was happy, and put more things that could enhance my feelings, and I don't know if His Highness likes it or not. ”
"Huh. Li Shuyu sneered, "You might as well guess for yourself, His Royal Highness the Prince, who is full of poetry and books, will be happy to see your fragrant and absurd/obscene things." ”
A layer of cold sweat broke out on the back of the attendant, he coughed dryly, turned around and ordered the maids to take back all the great tonic things such as abalone, sea cucumber and seahorse.