When Jiang Li heard this, he was amused by this old man, an old man, and he still wants to be a biker?

Bikers riding electric bikers?

Nima's, I don't know if the bikers recognize this old man as a gang...... I guess I have to dislike him and be ashamed.

At this time, the old man said angrily: "Tell me about this world, what happened to people's hearts?

Jiang Li asked in wonder, "What's wrong?"

The old man said with great annoyance: "I bought a second-hand electric car with all my belongings, and at first I thought it was because the road in the second-hand car market was uneven, so the car kept jumping." Later, I found out that no matter how flat the road was, he jumped! Get a canopy, the wind blew, I rode a battery car to chase all the way, the car was out of power, stunned did not catch up with the canopy!

In the end, I was stunned and pushed home!

That tired me, I was sick with the disc in my waist at that time...... I didn't get up for two days!

When Jiang Li heard this, he was stunned for a moment, and then asked tentatively: "What color and brand of your car?"

The eldest grandson snorted angrily and said: "The color is good-looking, white, pure white and pure white, those two rearview mirrors, erected, like rabbit big ears, can see the thief clearly." After all, I'm older and don't have that good eyes, so I like his big rearview mirror. By the way, that brand is called White Rabbit!"

When Jiang Li heard this, his head was suddenly full of black lines, he thought that only the white rabbit he bought had won the lottery, so he was so pitted.

As a result, I never expected that the profiteer would still be mass-manufactured and produced!

Jiang Li couldn't help but scold: "Dead profiteer!"

At that moment, Jiang Li's eyes were much kinder when he looked at Changsun Bao, after all, this could barely be regarded as a shared tribulation.

Hearing Jiang Li scolding the profiteer, Changsun Bao's eyes improved a lot when he saw Jiang Li, and then continued: "The pretense is complete, I will start working after two days of rest."

I couldn't afford a helmet, so I got a sock and put it on my head. ”

"And then?" Jiang Li asked.

The eldest grandson said with a crying voice: "I haven't found the target yet, but someone robbed the bank, and then the security team came......

Jiang Li thought about that scene and immediately laughed.

Poof!

Qianmo, who pretended to be fierce, also laughed.

Gu Xi, who was driving, couldn't hold back any longer, laughed, and then asked, "And then?"

The eldest grandson said bitterly: "What else can I do? I accelerated desperately, but the members of the security team caught up with me at a trot all the way...... I was only released the day before yesterday, and it was my luck that there were cameras that saw that I wasn't all the way with them. But now that I think about it, it's also very good, they are all talents, they speak well, the stories they tell, and the braggadocio are also novel, and I feel that I can learn a lot of knowledge. ”

Speaking of this, the eldest grandson said: "Oh yes, I learned this porcelain from an old brother." ”

"It's just that I didn't get the hang of it at first, so I didn't dare to do it.

Yesterday I was hungry, so I went to steal food, but someone found out and shouted to get me. I was hungry and my legs were weak, so I didn't run, and I fell to the ground......"

Hearing this, Jiang Li suddenly felt that this old man was actually quite pitiful, not so hateful.

When Changsun Bao said that he had fallen, not only did he not get angry, but he laughed proudly: "Guess what? The person who originally came to chase me with momentum saw that after I fell, he jumped back more than three meters in fright, and shouted that it was not him who touched me.

I realized the true meaning of touching porcelain at that time!

Let's just say that he touched it.

Later, the security team came, and after I bit me to death, he touched it, and he paid me money.

But we have to talk about conscience, right?

The bad guys are also the ones who help us break through the shackles and understand the true meaning. This is considered a benefactor, so I decided that this first transaction, no money, will stutter. ”

Jiang Li was speechless for a while, it was the first time he had seen someone who could say that the stinky shameless was so fresh and refined.

The eldest grandson said: "It was also that time that I met those demons. When they saw me lying on the ground, they could get food, as if they had discovered a new world. Immediately rushed up, knelt on the ground and insisted on worshipping me as a teacher. ”

Jiang Li was stunned and said, "Worship you as a teacher?"

The eldest grandson Bao said: "But isn't it, I didn't expect that I would one day open a sect to accept apprentices." But I'm not a casual person, at first I saw that the five of them were weird, so I didn't want to accept it, and a few guys just wanted to eat me. This...... I'm proud...... It must have been compromised on the spot. ”

Jiang Li glanced at him and said, "Don't waste the word arrogant in the future!"

Jiang Li was very puzzled and said, "No, since they are demons, why do they worship you as a teacher?"

The eldest grandson said: "I didn't know at first, but later I learned that these guys were dying of hunger, and they didn't dare to cause trouble, let alone steal." Seeing that I can get food without doing anything or stealing, it is very admirable. After all, they are demons, and they have limited understanding of our world, and they are like turtles and fools. ”

Changsun Bao continued: "Actually, they are not demons in the corner of Xiaoxiang at all, listening to their chat, it seems that they came from the northern prairie, and the target is the treasure on Jiuzhi Mountain, and they want to fish in troubled waters to see if there is a chance to soar into the sky." ”

Gu Xi said suspiciously: "You said it, they are like fools, eating is a problem, how did they get all the way from the northern grassland to here?"

That's not close!

It's illogical, isn't it?"

The eldest grandson Bao was immediately happy, and said with a smile: "This one...... Hehe...... When they came, they gathered more than 20 people, and three of them were killed by a group of men on horseback on the grassland; because the Yan were all in Youji Province, they did not dare to pass through Youji Province, and went around to Mozhou in the west, but a few sturdy fools were deceived by people with a few bowls of mutton steamed buns.

It is said that when they found it later, the fools were digging coal in the black coal kiln......

I wanted to save people, but I met the Guardian Organization to end the black coal kiln, surrounded them at once, and then put a few more into it.

The remaining eighteen people entered the moon sand in the south of Youji, and when they arrived here, they saw that many people were stealing wallets while others were not prepared, and other people who saw this scene would not report each other. After all, I have been in human society for so long, and I have slowly understood a lot of things and know the importance of money.

So, they thought it was an opportunity to make a fortune, and with the money, they could buy a train ticket and go south.

Then they also learned to steal, but the technology was not good and they were discovered.

Not only did the bitter lord arrest them, but the thieves also thought that they had crossed the border, and organized people to search everywhere.

In desperation, they made a move, revealing their identities, and then the people of the Guardian Organization intervened, resulting in a loss of 5 people.

I finally escaped from the moon sand and entered Beichen, I thought it was nothing, but because I was hungry, I went to get food.

Because he didn't have money to eat the overlord meal, he was reported, and he beat the members of the security team, attracted the guardians, and killed five more.

By the time we got there, there were only five left.

The five of them were like frightened birds, they hid when they saw people, they hadn't eaten for a few days, and their hungry eyes were glowing green......

You say, in their case, seeing me earning food in that way, isn't that like seeing my ancestors and gods?

Hey, it's also true, my team has just been formed, and I just started my first team building activity, and I ran into you.

Demons are demons, unreliable...... Let them play a passer-by, A, B, and C, and help with the rhythm to expose themselves by themselves, damn it......"

Jiang Li was speechless for a while, he suddenly felt a little sympathetic to those demons, all the way to the north of the eastern capital to the south, and that encounter could be written into a book, the name was called - The Adventures of the Bitter Demons.

Hearing this, although it was interesting, Jiang Li felt that there was no valuable information in this place, and he was somewhat disappointed in his heart.

At this moment, Qian Mo took out a crescent necklace from the old man's pocket and asked curiously, "What is this?"

The old man looked at it and said with a smile: "This is those demons, a few guys have gone all the way to the south, and they have seen too many pits." When I came here, I decided to give up going to Jiuzhi Mountain and concentrate on making money with me and making a fortune. Therefore, this thing was given to me, saying that it was the belongings of Liu Xiu, the son of luck. They don't know exactly what they can do. It's also because of this thing that they want to gamble their luck.

But now it seems that luck has nothing to do with them. ”

After Qian Mo sighed, he put it around his neck.

When the eldest grandson Bao saw it, he immediately became anxious: "This is mine!"

Qian Mo took out his gun and pointed it at Changsun Bao and asked, "Who is this?"

The eldest grandson Bao looked at Jiang Li, but Jiang Li looked up at the roof of the shed.

"Three numbers, tell me, whose is this?" Three, two......" Qian Mo read the count, and at the same time pulled the trigger.

Seeing that this little girl was really going to fire, the eldest grandson Bao was so frightened that he hurriedly shouted: "Yours, yours...... It's all yours, okay?"

Pull the trigger!

Syllable!

After a crisp sound, Qian Mo stuffed the pistol back into his pocket and said proudly: "No bullets, hehe......"

When the eldest grandson Bao heard this, he immediately wanted to cry without tears, and he found that his life was simply full of ups and downs.

It seems that he has never succeeded in doing anything in his life, and the closest thing to success is selling flashlights, but he was also sent to prison by Jiang Li for a sum of money.

The eldest grandson Bao lay on the car and muttered to himself, "I was the reincarnation of a broom star in my last life......, right? My life is so--hard. ”

Jiang Li saw that Qianmo had successfully obtained the crescent necklace, and gave her a thumbs up and said, "Awesome!"

Qian Mo proudly climbed on Jiang Li's lap, sat in his arms, held the crescent moon with both hands and looked at the sky, and said beautifully: "It's pretty good, there are a lot of small dots in it, like stars." ”

Jiang Li patted her head and said, "Okay, don't irritate this old man, it's a lot old, if you have a heart attack and hang up, it's not good." ”

When Eldest Sun Bao heard this, he glanced at Jiang Li, and snorted coldly: "Don't underestimate me, I'm in good health." ”

When Jiang Li heard this, his heart moved, he was really curious, this old man was obviously over ninety years old, how could he still be as alive as an adolescent prawn?

This can't be the case for a normal person, and there must be a secret in this guy.

Jiang Li asked curiously, "Why are you so tough?"

The eldest grandson Bao snorted, turned his head, and didn't pay attention to Jiang Li at all, looking like an angry child playing with his temper.

Seeing this, Jiang Li shook his head, secretly pushed the black lotus with his elbow, and said in his heart: "See, this is more naïve than you." ”

"You're naïve! your whole family is naïve!" Heilian scolded unconvinced.

At this moment, Gu Xi said: "It's time to get to the place, it's time to eat!"

Hearing this, Hei Lian flew out of the window in an instant, looked up at the quaint shop door in front of her and the plaque on it, and read, "Sanshang Zhai?"

Jiang Li got out of the car and glanced at the sign, he swore that he really hadn't been to this place.

This is located in a relatively remote village in the corner of Xiaoxiang, these three Shangzhai are surrounded by a group of dilapidated old houses, some of the old houses have collapsed, the road is also the kind of former loess road, go up a pit and a pit. Maybe it's because there are a lot of cars coming and going, and there are a lot of deep rut marks on the road.

Gu Xi said proudly: "Don't underestimate this shop, the owner of this shop is a strange person." His three monks are open to the public only three hours a day, from 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. If you come early, you won't open the door, and if you come late, you won't be accepted. ”

Jiang Li was amazed: "So awesome?"

Gu Xi leaned over and lowered his voice and said, "What's even more amazing, this store is not a time-honored brand, it has only been open for more than a month. But you can get all kinds of food that you can't get! And the income is very good, so although it is in the middle of nowhere, there are many people who come. ”

"That's not much?" Jiang said.

Gu Xi shook his head and said: "A dish here starts at 10,000 casually, and ordinary people can't afford it." ”

When Jiang Li heard this, he was surprised and said, "So expensive?"

Gu Xi looked at Jiang Li pitifully and said, "Yes, I went to Jiuzhi Mountain with you this time, but I made a lot of money." ”

Jiang Li said: "Do you think that you are the only one who has paid for blood? I gave you half of my last pants, you know?"

Gu Xi didn't understand Jiang Li's meaning, but Hei Lian did, and said with a smile: "Don't say that, according to Gu Xi's way of dressing, it is estimated that you will be almost the same as the pants of a boxer." ”

Jiang Li glanced at him, and then suddenly his eyes froze, and then after carefully looking around, his eyes became puzzled.

Gu Xi said: "What's wrong?"

Jiang Li said: "The owner of this shop is quite capable, right?"

Gu Xi asked puzzledly, "What do you mean?"

Jiang Li smiled and said, "It's okay, let's go." ”

As he spoke, Jiang Li had already entered the gate of Sanshang Zhai.

PS: The chapter in the middle of the night, that is, the first chapter at 0 o'clock tomorrow, don't wait, it's too late, I can't write it. I'll write it tomorrow and send it back again.