Summit Palace.

Shi Bufan was so hungry that his chest was pressed against his back, so he quickly got a few hares and roasted them.

After eating and drinking, he licked his face and said, "Master, I want to learn the technique of shrinking into inches!"

"Think beautifully," the old fool rolled his eyes, "shrinking into an inch is a superior spell, your cultivation is too low, you can't learn it." ”

"I ......"

Shi Bufan's face was full of grievances and unwillingness.

In fact, it is as difficult as ascending to heaven to learn multiplication spells, and you have to endure for decades to accumulate cultivation to a certain level before you can try.

Otherwise, it's like a baby who has just learned to walk lifts a hundred pounds of a tripod, and he can't do it!

"Master, I was almost eaten by the snake demon today," Shi Bufan added fuel and vinegar to tell his experience, looking miserable, "If you learn to shrink into an inch and turn that snake demon into an earthworm, I will trample her to death with one kick, how can I be bullied like this!"

The old fool looked helpless, "Stinky boy, that snake demon has hundreds of years of cultivation, and it's normal for you to fight." ”

"Well, I'll give you a shrunken inch. ”

He couldn't stand Shi Bufan's grievances, so he retreated and took out a talisman.

The Fu is a finger long, half a finger wide, neither black nor white but crystal clear, like the purest water in the world frozen into ice, as thin as cicada wings.

That's a good thing!

Any living being, regardless of whether it is unable to cultivate, can use the talisman to cast spells.

Different spells have different charms and can only be used once.

With the naked eye, the charm is blank, transparent as water.

With the eyes of the Yuan Shen, the charm is full of dense black and white dots connected into a line, horizontal and vertical, tens of thousands, forming an extremely complex pattern between square inches, containing the avenue of heaven and earth.

That's the charm!

"Thank you, Master. Shi Bufan was not polite, and shrunk into an inch charm beautifully.

Perhaps, this talisman will be of great use in the future.

It's right to hold it.

"Old fool!

The shouts came from afar, thin and delicate.

With such a distinctive voice, it is the old moon when you hear it.

Sure enough, Shi Bufan looked up and saw that the red-bearded old man came riding a crane, holding a chessboard chess piece in his hand.

"Shangxian!"

The old fool got up and saluted, the relationship between the two is good, and the etiquette is indispensable.

"Oh, old fool, how can you run if you play chess well!"

Yue Lao reproached as he placed the chessboard on the table.

The old fool smiled and didn't explain.

"Hello Grandpa Yue!" Shi Bufan stepped forward and saluted, very respectful.

In his heart, Grandpa Yue is the best person for him except for the old fool.

Of course, if he remembered what happened when he was a child, he wouldn't think so.

"Good," Yue Lao touched Shi Bufan's head, "In a blink of an eye, Bufan has grown so big, and when he is a few years older, grandpa will give you a good marriage and let you marry the most beautiful girl in the world, haha!"

Shi Bufan looked confused, "Grandpa Yue, what is 'getting married'?"

Yue Lao smiled lightly: "Marriage, it means that men and women are paired in pairs, and the cave room is full of candles." ”

Thinking of the snake demon he saw, Shi Bufan sighed, "People are really troublesome, why do you have to divide men and women, everyone has two arms and two legs, and it is no different in my opinion." ”

"Silly boy, everything in the world is divided into two, there is yin and yang, there is water and fire, there is heaven and earth, there are men and women, all of them are indispensable. ”

The two old men are not good at explaining the love and love between men and women, so they have to make a big sense.

Shi Bufan was in the clouds.

Several more questions were asked in succession.

"Ahem, a lot of things are unclear, and it will be clear when you go to the world in the future. ”

Yue Lao was asked a big head, full of perfunctory, and then beckoned the old fool to play chess, "Come, let's continue to kill a few games!"

"I'm going to leave Kunlun Mountain in a few days, and I won't be able to come back for a year and a half, so I'll have a good time today!"

"Good!"

As soon as I heard the game of chess, the old fool was in good spirits.

The two immediately opened their formations, each holding black and white, and began to play against each other.

Shi Bufan was left to dry, and no one paid attention to it, so he had to hold his chin and think hard.

Syllable!

Syllable!

Chess pieces are falling.

With the sound of insects and birds, the east is white.

Shi Bufan suddenly got up and said resolutely: "Master, I want to go to the world." ”

The old fool fell down and looked back, "No, your cultivation is still shallow, wait until you completely transform into a human form before thinking about going down the mountain." ”

Shi Bufan was speechless.

I wanted to refute but couldn't say a word.

Yue Lao saw his thoughts and said with a smile: "I think this kid is Sichun, and he is full of thinking about women, haha!"

With that, he summoned his crane and pointed at it casually.

The crane's body changed dramatically, the two brown soles of the feet turned into human feet, white and petite, the wings turned into long and thin arms, the waist was not grasped, the white neck was several times thicker, and even the feathers disappeared, replaced by a snow-white skirt.

On the head, the long, hard and flat beak turned into soft and glutinous red lips, the tip of the nose was high, the temples turned into ears, and the crown hair quickly swelled into long black hair like a waterfall.

If you take a closer look, she is a little beauty with clear eyebrows and beautiful teeth like a rhino.

Looking at the figure again, it is also quite enchanting, the front is upright and the back is tilted, the chest is peaked, and it is so graceful and hazy.

"Boy, see enough. Yue Lao used the method of deformation and blindness to turn the crane into a woman, and laughed.

Shi Bufan was not polite, and stepped forward to take a closer look around the crane.

This is the second "woman" he has seen.

But he still couldn't see anything different.

The book says that women are as beautiful as flowers and as charming as the moon.

Shi Bufan's brain seems to be inherently unenlightened, and he can't see what is amazing about a woman's appearance!

A mouth, a nose, a pair of eyes, a pair of ears.

I have these, Master has them, and Grandpa Yue has them.

Even, Master and Grandpa Yue have grown beards!

How beautiful the beard is, Shi Bufan remembers that when he was a child, he liked to play with his master's beard the most, which was snow-white and soft.

Thinking about it, his gaze gradually moved down and landed on the crane's chest.

The towering round peak made his eyes light up, and he was suddenly overjoyed.

"Master, I understand!"

The two old men stopped playing chess, and they both wanted to hear what Shi Bufan had to say.

"I understand the difference between women and men, they both have two peaks on their chests, like upside-down bowls, and we men are flat. ”

When she saw the snake demon before, Shi Bufan thought that her chest was her weapon.

Now he understands that women are inherently different from men.

"Ha ......"

"Haha......"

The two old men leaned forward and leaned back with laughter.

Laughter echoed through thousands of mountains and peaks.

Birds and beasts panicked.

Shi Bufan looked unconvinced, "What I said is wrong?"

"Yes, that's right!"

"Disciple, congratulations on understanding the truth. ”

After a while, the old fool stopped laughing and said seriously: "Ahem, apprentice, women's breasts are naturally different from men's, in addition, women's voices are more delicate and sharp than men's, if you can't see the other party's physical appearance, you can judge by your voice." ”

Shi Bufan thought about it carefully, it was true, he listened to the snake demon talking delicately, like a lark.

Wrong!

Shi Bufan scratched his head and looked at Old Yue, "Old fool, what you said is not right, Old Grandpa Yue's voice is also delicate and sharp, is Old Grandpa Yue a woman?"

"Poof!" the old fool almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.

The smiling Yue Lao couldn't smile anymore, and was embarrassed to get under the table.

"Stinky boy Hugh said nonsense, go and copy the book!" The old fool knew that Yue Lao didn't like others to talk about his voice, so he hurriedly reprimanded Shi Bufan.

"Oh!"

Shi Bufan didn't dare to be disobedient, so he had to go back to the house to copy the book.

I was not convinced.

He pondered that the master was finally wrong once, it is not reliable to recognize men and women with their voices, and they still have to look at their chests!