Li Jing smiled vainly and said to Mrs. Yin, "Let's go first." ”

"Hmm, why?" Mrs. Yin looked at Li Jing incomprehensibly, but at Li Jing's insistence, she had no choice but to stand up with him and take a few steps outside.

"Bang, bang, bang!"

Suddenly, a large amount of water suddenly bloomed under the night sky, blooming like fireworks, spraying everywhere, not stopping for a long time, the whole yard was a mess, and the immortals were confused, looking blankly at the wet body, "What happened?"

"Hahaha! It's so cool!" The bad old man Zhen Yuanzi grabbed two bottles of beer cans with both hands and dried them, only to see that the beer cans were constantly shaken up and down, and then he used his strength in his hands, without pulling the pull ring, and suddenly the wine splashed everywhere, sprinkling the faces of the immortals.

Only then did the immortals understand that they had been tricked by Zhen Yuanzi, and immediately grabbed the beer cans one by one and shook them vigorously, and immediately aimed at Zhen Yuanzi and pulled the pull ring, spraying Zhen Yuanzi all over his body.

Chang'e was far away because she had a good chat with Mrs. Yin before, so she didn't have a deep battlefield, but she was also sprayed all over her face, her sideburns were wet and clinging to her side cheeks, and a drop of wine slipped on her delicate face, which not only did not embarrass her, but added an extra touch of temptation.

Looking at Zhen Yuanzi's child-like smile and the simple pranks, Chang'e was really angry and funny, but when she turned her head, she saw Li Jing and his wife looking at the battle situation on the field with a smile on their faces, and suddenly couldn't help but roll her eyes at him, "Hmph! I knew that this kind of thing would happen, and I didn't remind me, obviously I deliberately wanted to see me make a fool." ”

In a hurry, Chang'e also picked up two beer cans on the ground to join the battle.

Under the cover of night, all the immortals discarded their previous disguises, even Chang'e fired at Zhen Yuanzi to her heart's content, and Tai Bai Xing had the most fun.

Only Nezha is the most innocent, and he is attacked on both sides in the crowd "Nezha also wants to play, you are all bad guys, Nezha is all wet, Nezha wants to beat the bad guys." ”

"Nezha. Zhen Yuanzi was worried that there were enemies everywhere and had no allies, so he hurriedly wooed Nezha, "You are from my group, hurry up and deal with these bad guys with your uncle." ”

"Oh. Nezha answered honestly, and hurriedly ran to Zhen Yuanzi with the beer machine water, "Uncle, give Nezha a 'weapon', and Nezha will also help." ”

"Okay Nezha. Zhen Yuanzi glanced at Nezha, only to see that Nezha was already wet, and a strong smell of wine came to his nose, and his heart trembled, "How much madness is this, I must not let him know that the reason why he was sprayed so badly was because of himself." ”

"Nezha, quick. Shake the can up and down, then pull the tab open and spray it at the bad guys. Zhen Yuanzi hurriedly put a can of beer on Nezha's hand and said.

"Is that so?" Nezha tried to do what Zhen Yuanzi said, holding the can and shaking it up and down, aiming at Zhen Yuanzi, pulling the ring, and with a 'bang', Zhen Yuanzi was directly sprayed all over the face.

"Uh·······" Zhen Yuanzi was very suspicious that Nezha was deliberately trying to do evil to himself, just to take revenge, but seeing that he looked serious, he didn't look like he was deliberately evil himself, so he had to suppress his heart and doubt, "Actually····· You can target the person opposite. ”

"Okay uncle. Nezha screamed excitedly, and then grabbed another bottle of beer cans, as if remembering something, three heads and eight arms suddenly freed up in his body, grabbed four beer cans at a time, and aimed at the immortals at the same time.

Suddenly, a tragic war began, and due to the addition of Nezha, a powerful opponent, the strength of the two sides was quickly equal, and the battle situation fell into a stalemate for a while.

Li Jing, who was quietly watching the group of immortal beer battles from a distance, was not as proud as Chang'e thought at this time, but was full of bitterness, "My points, I didn't let you waste it so much!"

"Husband······" At this moment, Mrs. Yin leaned on Li Jing's arms and said softly: "The concubine never thought that the gods could be so approachable. ”

"Immortals are also human beings. Li Jing looked at the battle in the distance and said with a smile: "It's just that there is a lack of education." ”

"The reason why these immortals seemed to be high in the past is actually because they have learned too little knowledge and don't understand anything, which will cause such a phenomenon. "Li Jingdao" often a person with little knowledge, but also in a high position, enjoys strength, will become invincible. In fact, people with real academic qualifications, under the influence of knowledge and the teachings of teachers, are often able to be polite and polite. ”

Mrs. Yin nodded as if she didn't understand, and then said in confusion: "Once a mortal child reaches a certain age, he will be sent to a private school. Don't these immortals have teachers?"

"They all relied on chance and coincidence to get to where they are today, step by step, without teachers. Li Jing said.

"It's pathetic. Mrs. Yin looked at the immortals with pity, "A group of uneducated immortals." ”

Li Jing felt amused, shook his head, and continued to watch this rare fairy beer battle.

.........

As the night deepened, a group of immortals stopped fighting at some point, sitting in the courtyard, looking up at the bright moon, and eating all kinds of fruits that had never been eaten before, which was really a great enjoyment of life.

"Brother Li Jing, I am really fortunate to meet you today, otherwise Poor Dao would not have tasted such a delicious taste, and it would be in vain. Zhen Yuanzi held up a piece of cantaloupe, he likes this cool cantaloupe, one bite into his throat, chewing several times, turning into a cool and flowing into the body, only to feel that his whole body has been washed.

"It's not that exaggerated. Li Jing waved his hand and said, "It's just that my pet stole your ginseng fruit·····

"It's okay!" Zhen Yuanzi hurriedly said: "Don't say it's that little bit of ginseng fruit, no matter how much it is, it's okay to be able to taste Brother Li Jing's food, what is it to give up that little bit of ginseng fruit." ”

Li Jing was a little embarrassed and said: "Actually, I really want to taste the taste of the ginseng fruit, I wonder if Brother Zhen Yuanzi still has that ginseng fruit?"

"No problem. Zhen Yuanzi said quite generously: "As long as Brother Li Jing can cook food for the poor Dao to eat, as much as you want, open a number, as long as I have it, I will give it to you." ”

"Haha. Li Jing suddenly couldn't help laughing, "It's still Zhen Yuanzi, brother Geng, we can decide." ”

"It's decided. Zhen Yuanzi grinned mysteriously and said, "In the future, the three meals of the poor road will all fall on Brother Li Jing." ”

Li Jing was dumbfounded, he wasn't drunk, how could he hear nonsense? ?

Immediately, he couldn't help laughing: "Brother Zhen Yuanzi is really joking, you won't get drunk like this just by eating one more peanut." ”

"Poor Dao is no joke. Zhen Yuanzi looked at Li Jing seriously and said, "Didn't you just say that you promised to cook food for me." ”