The unruly and unruly and delirious Ning Bufan has been crisscrossing Danchuan for more than ten years, who would have thought that he still has a shy side. How to talk to the person who shared the table became a difficult problem in his mind at this time. After thinking about it, my stomach was rumbling. Presumably that bean juice rebelled!

Bufan put the schoolbag on the table, inquired with the proprietress about the direction of the toilet, and said for a while that the casserole he ordered was sent to the place where the schoolbag was placed, and he hurried to the toilet.

Ning Bufan's sewers were galloping, like a tidal surge, digging out a pile of filth in his body to the fullest.

Afterwards, I got up and looked at my great achievements, and I was a little reluctant to wash it away, especially when I saw that the golden corn kernel inside was shining, I couldn't help but sigh: I have a pearl, and I have been locked by dust for a long time.

It is gold that always shines, he looked at the tenacity of the corn kernels, remembered that he would rather give in in his life, never bow to anyone, and couldn't help but feel proud in his heart, so he silently made a major decision: turn around and wash away the gold, and then he will bow his head to others today.

He returned to the dining room, the casserole hadn't come up yet, and there was another sample of what was in his seat at the moment—his bag had been dropped on the floor.

Bufan didn't know why, he just couldn't get angry today, he put his schoolbag there to occupy a place, and originally planned that if that chivalrous man saw his wealth and stole his homework, it would be really grateful, but he didn't expect to be thrown directly to the ground.

In this era, everyone is greedy for profit and has no respect for knowledge at all.

When I looked up at my place, the snarky woman who had just shared the table was sitting there, chattering non-stop.

Bufan picked up the schoolbag and patted it, wanting to change the position, looking around, and couldn't help but feel shocked.

He saw a stinky man!

Although the people here don't smell good, but from afar, he thinks that this person must be a stinky man.

Because he is too similar to the vague and clear woman in his mind. Ning Bufan had to use the stench of his brain to distinguish him from her.

For a while, the world is spinning, my daughter-in-law, I haven't had time to tell you in a hurry, you are my daughter-in-law, how did you become a man? Could it be that I have always loved a man, but I just glanced at you in the crowd in a certain year and a certain month, and I can't forget your face?

No! Don't be impulsive! Even if this dog man is good-looking, Ning Bufan has to control himself.

So Bufan quietly looked away, turned to look at the position he was occupying by others, and couldn't help frowning, thinking about it. He was going to get the man's attention, and he didn't know why, but he just wanted to do it. I want to show my integrity, but also make others think that I can bend and stretch, so I can only do this.

So he sat down between the mean woman and her man, just enough to squeeze them apart.

The two of them were stunned at first, but they didn't want to cause trouble, and they took someone else's position at a loss, so they didn't see Ning Bufan, where did the woman say some bad things about her colleagues and bosses in the company, and the man wiped his glasses with a doting face.

At this time, the proprietress came up with a hot casserole, and the fragrance was fragrant. A mouthful of Trump asked in a loud voice: "Your baby's tongue is hot, which is the signature casserole?"

The extraordinary and mean woman said at the same time: "Mine!"

The proprietress smiled worldly and played round: "Ladies first." As he spoke, he brought the casserole to Ning Bufan.

Before Ning Bufan could say anything, the mean woman dragged the casserole in front of her, and then also learned from the proprietress and said, "Lady first, son step aside." ”

Ning Bufan's small body is sandwiched between them, and he really looks like their son.

The proprietress smiled and didn't say anything, but treated them as a family, turned around and went to greet the next guest.

Ning Bufan was not annoyed, and looked at the mean woman with a smile: "Auntie, you eat yours, don't open your mouth, it's too stinky." ”

The mean girl was called an aunt when she was less than thirty years old, and she was ridiculed, and she was about to go crazy, Ning Bufan hurriedly said with a bitter face: "Look at such a big bowl of vermicelli in this casserole, if you eat it from your mouth and squirt it out of your nose when you are excited, you really want to spray it into the bowl, how can you tell which one is squirting out of your nose." ”

"You're sick!" the mean woman couldn't bear it anymore, stood up and slapped the table and shouted at the top of her voice.

Ning Bufan is happy, ouch classic dialogue finally comes into play: "You have medicine!"

The mean woman was so angry that the pimples on her face were about to burst, and as expected, she scolded: "You are insane!"

Ning Bufan's demeanor was calm, his eyelids didn't move, and he said calmly: "You have AIDS!"

The man on the side looked stunned and whispered softly: "This son's eyes are like a torch, not to be underestimated." ”

The mean woman pointed around: "There are so many positions, what are you doing between us!"

Ning Bufan stood up and pointed around, quickly jumped when he pointed at the stinky man, and pretended not to see it: "You cataract!

The mean woman seemed to have caught Li'er, raised her head and said loudly: "If you don't have a place, you came between us?"

Ning Bufan deliberately lifted the schoolbag, although the schoolbag had already been patted clean by him, he still pretended to pat: "Then what do you say if there is no place?"

The mean woman was right: "There's no place to wait in line! Do you have a tutor! Bastard taught by a bitch!"

"Oh, I don't have a place to wait. Ning Bufan had such an expression on his face, as if he knew that he was wrong, and then turned his face and slapped the table in an instant, "Then you look at Lao Tzu sitting here, Lao Tzu is kind enough to let half of it share the table for you." Go out to the toilet and come back and take it all, the bastards taught by the bitch are all your father!"

The mean woman was said to be red-faced, she was unreasonable, and wanted to spill because others didn't know the reason, but when she saw that her boyfriend was still wiping her glasses as if she was out of the matter, she cried and said: "Husband, he scolds me! Husband, he scolds my father, doesn't my husband scold my grandfather? Woo woo...... Husband, husband, you beat him!"

The thin man stood up and gave his girlfriend a slap, this slap was so chic and free, he felt that he couldn't make such a slap. The mean woman was slapped to the ground, and the man with glasses crossed his waist to her, and said majestically: "Don't worry, with me, no one dares to bully you!"

The mean woman lay on the ground and heard the bold words of the man with thin glasses, tears and snot flew for a while, and she said movingly: "Husband, I know that you love me the most!

The thin man heard another kick in his leg, right in the lower abdomen, kicked the mean woman five meters away, and then stepped on the bench with one foot, and said majestically to Ning Bufan: "See, the woman who bullied me is this kind of end." ”

Ning Bufan saw that the opportunity to bow his head finally came, thinking of that strong corn kernel, a sense of pride arose in his heart, and he arched his hand and said: "Amazing, I would rather be convinced! This time sell the hero a face, and next time, Bufan is a local, and there are a hundred ways for her to live." ”

The thin man waved his hand impatiently: "Don't get out of here yet!"

"The green mountains do not change, and the green water flows forever. Hero, we are destined to see you again!" After speaking, Ning Bufan sat down happily and continued to eat the casserole. Well, it's delicious. The three or two stuttered with relish, and the thin man still maintained a posture of waving his hands. Bufan chewed slowly, ate for two hours, and the thin man's hands were sore, and under his pleading face, Ning Bufan smashed it and left happily.

The mean woman's face was covered with blood, and she couldn't get up when she lay on the ground, and she didn't forget to exclaim: "Husband, you are the best! Husband, you love others the most! I feel the most secure with my husband! My husband is the best!"

Bufan shook his head and returned home, and suddenly was stunned: Huh? Lao Tzu was not beaten today?

So he ran out murderously again.