Chapter 22: The village chief of Xiao Song is drunk
Hu Xiaolin was still stupid and happy to watch the excitement, but the small stick smashed on the head with a bang, and he ran out with a scream and hugged his head, with a look of grievance, Tiger Master, I have been drinking and eating meat from beginning to end without saying a word, and now the stick hits Lao Tzu's head, and Lao Tzu is a matter of trouble!
Hu Xiaolin covered his head and ran out of the house, Lu Dashu saw that the situation was not good, and hurriedly picked up Lu Cao'er and ran out, but was chased by Song Shushu in two steps, and a stick was pumped on his back, making Lu Dashu rattle, almost pumping in pain, and then scolding Wu Tiangui, the old prince, who was idle, and gave him a jade turtle backbone!
Song Shushu stretched out his hand and picked up the remaining half bottle of fruit wine on the side of the table, stepped on the edge of the bed, poured several sips into the bottle, and exhaled a mouthful of wine, full of pride.
"Do you want to subdue demons and eliminate demons?" Hu Li stopped in front of Song Shushu and said coldly, "Does it also include me, I am a three-tailed fox demon in the Qingqiu vein!"
"I ......" Song Shushu held a small stick, his eyes were red.
Hu Li looked at him with star-like, big black and white eyes, and those bright eyes were gradually covered with a layer of mist!
Song Shushu was stunned, and wanted to laugh with his face, but there was a strange rattling sound in his throat and eyes!
Then his eyes were fixed on the window, and the tiger roaring forest was lying at the window, looking in in a ghostly manner, his eyes were full of gossip and curiosity!
"Youkai, eat me!"
Song Shushu shouted, bypassed Hu Li, ran to the window, and knocked on the door of Hu Xiaolin's head with a stick.
Hu Xiaolin turned around and ran away in pain, and Song Shushu then chased after him!
Hu Xiaolin was chased along the village for half a circle and jumped into Brother Feng's house, and Song Shushu also jumped in, but as a result, one person and one demon were chased by dozens of angry big roosters and fled in embarrassment.
Hu Xiaolin finally became angry, turned his head and roared angrily: "Village Chief Xiao Song, the village is full of monsters, why are you chasing me and fighting! You are still followed by Xiao Huli!"
"Monster, dare to talk more!" Song Shushu shouted, picking up the stick and catching up again, Song Shushu, who was drunk, didn't notice it, the small stick in his hand seemed to have become thicker and longer, and when he knocked it over, he knocked the tiger roaring forest with a big shoulder and a round waist and a whole body full of tendon meat.
"Hit me back again!" Tiger Roaring Forest yelled in annoyance, only to be nearly hit by another stick.
As soon as I turned my head, I saw that Lu Dashu was hiding behind the stick to watch the excitement, and a tiger jumped over the stick!
"Where's your wife?"
"It's hidden!"
"Find out quickly, I found out, this kid won't hit a woman even if he's drunk!
Hu Xiaolin rubbed the bag on his head and screamed.
"That's not good, that's my wife, and I'm pregnant, in case he can't take it, there's a three-long and two-short one!"
"What's the whole fart, your wife has been pregnant for three years and hasn't given birth, if you really get knocked out with a stick, you can burn high incense!" Tiger Xiaolin jumped to his feet and shouted.
At this time, Song Shushu was already crooked, dragging a small stick to chase after him, shouting to kill demons and eliminate demons, and chased after the two demons with a stick.
At this time, a petite figure jumped in from outside the staff, and directly pounced on Song Shushu's back, hugged his neck and did not let go, and shouted with boundless grievances: "You make it clear to me, I am not included in the demon subjugation and demon elimination package, I am here, if you really want to subdue the demon, you can kill me first!"
Song Shushu didn't seem to hear it, he raised a small stick and chased after Hu Xiaolin, Hu Xiaolin was so angry that he stomped his feet, and ran to Wu Tiangui's house!
"Lao Wu, Lao Wang Ba, it's not good, the village chief of Xiao Song is drunk and crazy, he has to subdue demons and eliminate demons, come and see, I'm going to be killed, the little fox has been lowered!" Before entering the hospital, Hu Xiaolin shouted at the top of his throat.
The door opened, and Wu Tiangui walked out wearing a coat and walking out on oily and slippery crutches.
"What's wrong?"
"What's wrong with you, what do you give to the jade turtle backbone of the village chief of Xiaosong Village, I'm about to be beaten to death!" Hu Xiaolin covered his head and screamed, he was about to cry.
"What's wrong with Village Chief Xiao Song? What kind of demon suppression!" Wu Tiangui asked confusedly.
This time, there was no need for Hu Xiaolin to answer, Song Shushu had already chased Hu Li into the courtyard with an aggrieved face.
When he saw Wu Tiangui, he laughed loudly, and shouted with a finger of the little stick: "You are the leader of all the monsters, and watch the deity subdue the demons and eliminate the demons, lest you cause trouble in the world!"
"You're sick!" Wu Tiangui said angrily.
Before he could finish speaking, the stick smashed into his egg-like head.
With a bang, Wu Tiangui's head shrank down, followed by the second stick smashed up, Wu Tiangui's head shrank again, and the whole head shrank into the neck cavity.
"Ah, little Song Village Chief, what can't you say well, you have to fight and kill, the anger is too heavy, it's not good!" Wu Tiangui's head shrank into his neck, and the urn sound was authentic, but the small stick in Song Shushu's hand still knocked down on the ground and knocked on his body, like hitting leather, making a strange popping sound.
Suddenly, Hu Xiaolin jumped to his feet and shouted, "Old Wangba, don't grind there, Village Chief Xiao Song is going to be strangled!"
"Huh?"
Wu Tiangui probed, his head was hit again, and when his head shrank slightly, he saw Xiao Hu Li hugging Song Shushu's neck tightly, and asked persistently: "The demon you descended, did you count me in the end, did you count me?"
Xiao Hu Li was a little excited, and the arm holding Song Shushu's neck was also a little tight, and then Song Shushu's face was already blood-red, and his eyes were about to turn white, but he was still persistently holding the small stick and smashing it on Wu Tiangui.
"Oh my God, don't you dare to make a fuss, little fox, let go!"
"I don't, I just want to ask, if he wants to demote me, he is my man, he said to surrender, I will give him my life now!" Hu Li cried out with tears in her eyes.
"Good guy, if you strangle him to death, you won't be able to ask anything!" Wu Tiangui shouted, and then his crutches were pumped on Hu Xiaolin's body, and he scolded angrily: "The little fox is not sensible, are you still ignorant, hurry up and pull her away!"
Hu Xiaolin screamed for a while, quickly jumped in, and tore Hu Li who would not let go, and finally tore her off Song Shushu's back.
Song Shushu held a small stick in his hand, rushed forward two steps, his face was hideous, like an angry King Kong, and then his body went soft, and he fell to the ground with a plop and snored.
When Song Shushu woke up again, he looked at the yellowed roof of the shed, rubbed his sore and swollen temples, and finally remembered that he drank a lot of old fruit wine yesterday, and the taste of the fruit wine was so good that it was endless, but in the end, it seemed to be broken.
The feeling of drinking to the point of fragmentation is really terrible, I can't remember the memory, my head is about to explode, finally, the vague memory emerges, as the original vague memory becomes clearer and clearer, Song Shushu's face is becoming more and more ugly,, what did I do!
But now that I think about it, I made a big fuss about the monster village last night, and it seems to be really majestic!
Then there was a strong fear, why wasn't it eaten by the monster!