Chapter 209: Between Immortals
The fairy waited for Li Fei to leave, and hurriedly went into the water to soak it. The environment in this world is so bad, how can the skin be so dry and tight. Panting is so uncomfortable, it really can't be compared to the garden of Heavenly Court. This water is also not comparable to the hot springs of Tianchi. But it's better than no bath!
Ni Shang washed the water a little cold, and called Li Fei: "Little guy! little guy! little ...... You go out ......."
"Oh! Aren't you shouting, why are you letting me out again!" Li Fei hurriedly turned his head and walked back. He just pretended to be stupid, obviously wanted to borrow light to see how beautiful the fairy could be, and pretended to be very innocent. Li Fei directly scolded himself in his heart, not to be embarrassed.
The fairy set up a hood and shouted, "Come back! I'm asking you to add some hot water!"
Li Fei had already prepared the hot water, so he went to pour the water into the bath bucket.
"Oh! You want to burn me! Pour water down the bucket!
"Aren't you an immortal? Why are you still afraid of scalding? I'm not afraid of boiling water, aren't you as good as me?"
"Okay! I don't need you now!
"What kind of attitude do you have! I'm not your employer, and I won't be able to speak well when you call me around?
"Get out! Get out! I don't have enough mana, the shield is going to be destroyed!"
Li Fei hurriedly ran out, damn! What is the situation?
After the fairy groomed and dressed up, she came out and said to Li Fei: "Little guy, pour the water, it smells very bad." ”
Li Fei wanted to say a few words, but he was in no mood. This fairy is so beautiful that she can't talk about it, but she always feels that there is something missing, and she can't understand it.
Li Fei turned the water into a beautiful water dragon with the art of using the imperial object, and circled around the room with his teeth and claws. Fly out of the secret room.
The fairy was shocked: "Dragon cub, it's been bathing me all along!
Li Fei was speechless, are all fairies brainless?
"That's the water dragon I was playing with, fake it, okay?"
Nishang was angry, and when she went up, she slapped Li Fei. Although I didn't hit my face, it hurt a lot in my shoulder.
"You are such a violent woman, why are you fooled around and go to heaven!
Nishang covered Li Fei's mouth in a panic and whispered: "You can't say the sky, that's our Heavenly Court boss." If you don't want to die, listen to me!"
That kind of fear was not faked, Li Fei clearly felt her hands shaking.
It seems that the days in heaven are not so easy to mix. Li Fei broke free from her "claws" and said:
"Everyone in the world says so, and I haven't seen what God has done to people for thousands of years. Don't fool people around there!"
The fairy looked dazed: "What do you mean by fooling people, which language is this?"
......Li Fei couldn't come up with a more appropriate description, fooling people, saying that it was not right to deceive, and it was not right to say that it was shaking the cradle, so Li Fei said to the fairy: "Flickering is the feeling that you feel like you have drunk too much wine!"
"Can what I say be a substitute for wine?"
"Oh my God, I'll never talk to fairies again in my life!"
The fairy Zhengse said: "Don't talk about the sky anymore, otherwise I will be taken away, and I won't be able to stay on the ground for even a year." ”
"Well, you're going to stay here for another year?"
"Why? Don't you like me to be with you, that's fine, I'll walk around, see, and have fun by myself! I don't have to pay you money, and I don't have to fulfill your bullshit wishes. ”
"Oh! Damn, are you an immortal, why are you still talking bullshit!"
"Did I say it? Maybe I'm bleeding a lot, and I'm a bit out of tune. You're going to be there!"
"Okay, good, I've learned, how many layers of heaven are you?"
"How many more layers do you know, who told you?"
"The two Heavenly Soldiers who came last time were two layers of heaven and one was three layers of heaven, you should be four layers of heaven!"
The fairy squirmed a little and said, "Where, where, where! I still have eight thousand years of cultivation from the Fourth Heaven." ”
"Then you're a three-tiered heaven?"
"It's said that I'm going to cultivate for 8,000 years, that's a layer of heaven!
"Immortal, it's a shame, we all turned to dust after a hundred years, it's too late to envy, how can I laugh at you?"
Nishang looked at Li Fei intently and said, "You can't fool me, I can't see your life and longevity, and you should be about to be included in the immortal class." Even if you don't become an immortal, it shouldn't be a problem to live for 1,800 years!"
"Then you can look away, I don't have a life and longevity because I'm not in this space-time realm, I'm a person in another realm!"
"Impossible, absolutely impossible, immortals can go to different realms, you are a mortal who changes realms and will be broken a long time ago. How can they still be alive. However, there are exceptions, and that is the Dafa of refining the body that we have left behind. It can create a body close to the immortal level, but there are still essential differences. ”
"Oh, what's the difference, I'm just practicing Master Luochen's exercises!"
"Hmm
"What? Dusty is still a little one, he must be more than six hundred years old!"
"Isn't six hundred years old a little compared to how many thousand years old I am?"
"Anyway, I don't have a place to seal it, so you can blow it in front of me!"
"I'm really more than 2,000 years old, but this is described by the algorithm on the ground, and there is no concept of years in the sky. I've been in heaven for six or seven years, and I've been on earth for more than two thousand years. ”
Li Fei said: "That's really a day in the sky and a year on the earth!"
"This is not accurate, it is a layer of heaven roughly this ratio, the second layer of heaven is half a day is a year on earth, the third layer of heaven is three hours, and the earth is a year. And so on, in the blink of an eye, the head of the guard of the Nine Heavens made it a thousand years on the ground. ”
Li Fei said: "Then I will understand why God doesn't care about things on the ground." Because of his kung fu as soon as he turned around, the process of the rise and fall of the centuries-old dynasty on earth ended without seeing it, not to mention the small things that happened to us ants. ”
"That can't be said of the case, for example, if you violate the rules of heaven, you can come to you almost at any time to deal with it. ”
"I don't understand this, how can I find it so accurately and arrive at it immediately?"
"That's a god's business, there is a god domain above the immortals, and they are in charge of the laws of time and space. As soon as something disagreeable, they will immediately know about it and order us to deal with it. By the way, they seem to exist outside the rules of time and space. ”
"Fairy, I'm a little confused by you, what kind of existence is God, and what's going on outside of time and space?"
"You can't understand it, it's just that there is no time and space to restrict them, he can go to the fairy world of the past at any time for a walk, he can also go to the future world to watch the sunset, and he can go to the underworld to check the cell at any time. Understood?"
"Seems to be a bit ...... Understood!"
"I'm going to Datang, can you let me go to the streets of Chang'an immediately?"
"Yes, of course, but that's all I have to do by myself, and if you do, you'll only have bones left. ”
"Fairy! It seems that you are really a fairy rather than a god, and the limitations of time and space must be so! By the way, doesn't it mean that immortals all walk on clouds?"
Nishang looked at Li Fei with very strange eyes, touched his nose and said, "Is it a fake immortal using mist to block the flying mount under his feet, a true immortal can come and go at will without a cloud." ”
"Is there a difference between flying immortal art and flying martial arts?" Li Fei asked Ni Shang mischievously
"Then wait until it gets dark, I'll take you to Chang'an City, maybe you'll break through from the light skills of the family to the immortal arts!"
Li Fei's face was full of yearning, and he hurriedly went outside to look at the sky.