Chapter 43 Silly roe deer is not mentally retarded

Song Shushu looked at the herd of wild boars running wildly with smoke and dust, and then he understood why the monsters in Ganxi Village were not interested in farming, and why Mayor Luo dared to pat his chest and let him, the village chief, let go of fighting and eating.

Nima! This old herd of wild boars descending the mountain is simply an apocalyptic disaster for the local agricultural ecology, right?

Especially in this season when the crops are about to ripen and green, I will come directly to the garden.

Song Shushu and Hu Li trotted to the field, ate a mouthful of ash, and didn't even see a pig's tail, Song Shushu regretted it a little, and should have applied to the town for a few shotguns.

Wild boar this thing is old, wild regardless of family, miscellaneous, nose and thief, buried in the soil under the foot of the thing can smell out of the arch, there is an extreme delicacy in the world called pig arch fungus, it is said that only pigs can arch out of the foot deep soil.

This potato field was turned over by wild boars, and it was eaten cleanly, but it was not wasted at all, not even a small potato button the size of a finger was left.

Hu Li didn't care who the land was, she pulled out a dozen potato seedlings, picked up dozens of new potatoes the size of a goose egg, put them together, and said happily: "I'll go back and burn the potatoes in a while, the dipping sauce is delicious!"

Song Shushu felt sick to his stomach when he thought about the big sauce with a smell of feet in the village, but fortunately, this time he purchased a large number of seasonings from the town, including soybean paste, the king of seasonings, otherwise, he really didn't have the courage to be the village chief in this small broken village.

"I'm going back to make you sauce potatoes to eat!"

"Let's burn it! Burn it in the stove pit for more than ten minutes, and paste the thief incense of Baqi'er!"

"Half roasted, half sauced!"

"I'm sure my cooking is delicious!"

A person and a demon talked about the noisy back tractor, and then walked towards the village suddenly, not long Song Shushu braked on the road, looked at a weed-like wheat field, pointed not far away, a large group of sheep larger, Huang Yangyang, a white-tailed and white-bellied creature asked, "What is that?"

"Haven't you seen a roe deer?"

"I've never seen so many!" Song Shushu was a little dumbfounded.

Hundreds of roe deer crowded into the wheat field, chewing wheat straw while staring at them, looking straight at them, their big round eyes full of curiosity and vigilance, and there was no intention of leaving.

It is said that the stupid roe deer is stupid, it is said that this thing is stupid, and it will run when there is a little movement, and then it will go back to the same place to see what happened, at this time, as long as a stick can knock down, there is a saying that the rod hits the roe deer scoop fish.

Looking at the roe deer chewing the wheat field like a garden, and the legal documents that had just been released in the town, Song Shushu was moved at that time.

Song Shushu touched a crowbar, shook the weight just right, asked Hu Li to wait for him in the car, and then trotted towards the roe deer in the wheat field.

The roe deer, who was still gnawing wheat and grazing, looked up at him with a brush, looking at him curiously, until Song Shushu was less than twenty meters away from them, he jumped lightly and ran to the end of the wheat field in three or two strokes.

Song Shushu was not in a hurry, squatting in the field with a crowbar and half wheat and half grass and waiting patiently, waiting for the roe deer to come back and give a stick, creating a modern version of the legend of beating the roe deer.

The left and the right did not come, and they counted more than 500 wheat in the field, but they did not see the roe deer come back.

"What are you doing?"

Hu Li's movement came from behind him, which frightened Song Shushu and sat directly on the ground.

"I ...... Wait for the roe deer to come back!"

"They're all gone! you see!" asked Huley, with a strange expression.

"Didn't you say that the stupid roe deer is curious, and will come back?"

Hu Li held back a smile, looked constipated, and snorted: "The roe deer is just curious and stupid, and he comes back knowing that there is danger, so he won't be mentally retarded!"

Song Shushu was stunned, if the roe deer is not mentally retarded, then he must be, this is embarrassing!

Song Shushu wiped his nose in embarrassment, so he said calmly: "Isn't this true knowledge through practice! I will check the truth of the legend, it seems that the legend of the stupid roe deer who went and came back is false!"

"My man is amazing!"

It's good that she doesn't praise it, but now it sounds like sarcasm when she praises it, but her angelic little face with a bit of childishness is serious.

Song Shushu sighed, ignorance is ignorance! In the countryside where he lived when he was a child, there were not so many wild boars nearby, let alone roe deer and black blind people.

The roe deer never returned, but the wild boars were so bold that they ran around and burrowed into the budding rice field and caused trouble, and those who could not outrun on four legs on two legs could only stare dryly.

Song Shushu asked casually while starting the tractor: "Hey, why don't you drive away these wild animals! It stands to reason that you are all demons, and it is not up to you to pinch these wild animals in your hands." ”

"Then how can it be done, it's not easy to save some demon power, you can't waste it on these wild things, we're still waiting, well, in short, it's still useful to save it!"

Song Shushu's heart moved, Hu Li didn't say it explicitly, but he could guess that these monsters would definitely hold a big one.

We don't dare to ask!

Song Shushu, who didn't even catch Mao, drove a tractor and took Hu Li back to the village committee, and as soon as he entered the compound, he saw Hu Xiaolin hanging his arms and legs, and the soft Tata was lying on the broken bench under the eaves, as if he was dead.

Song Shushu was startled, and the car jumped down without stopping and went straight to the Tiger Roaring Forest.

Seeing that Hu Xiaolin's limbs were hanging down and his head was twisting as if he was out of breath, Song Shushu was scared and strange, would the monster die so easily?

"Brother Tiger, Master Tiger!" Song Shushu gently stabbed Tiger Roaring Forest with his fingers.

Hu Xiaolin, who looked like he was going to die just now, suddenly stared at the boss, which frightened Song Shushu, he was not eaten by the monsters, and he was scared to death by them sooner or later.

"Brother Tiger, are you okay?"

"Something, I'm going to die!"

"What's going on?"

"Village Chief Xiao Song, where did you go, you didn't take me for breakfast, I didn't eat lunch, and I can't wait to come back, so I'm going to starve to death!"

Song Shushu's face was blue, he was so big that he was too lazy to die, and he couldn't even cook a meal by himself?

"If I don't come back for a few days, you're really ......"

"Wait! At most, I'm so hungry that I can't die! What are we going to eat at night?"

When it comes to eating, Tiger Roaring Forest's eyes are shining.

"Eat!" Song Shushu shouted angrily, turned around and left, why didn't he starve to death this lazy thing.

Now he is becoming less and less fearful of the monsters in the village, lazy and greedy, what is there to be afraid of.

And Hu Li, it seems that she really thinks of herself as her man, if she kills people and sets fires, she will help herself look at the wind and step on the plate, there is such a beautiful figure and a devilish girl, who revolves around herself all day long, think about it, there is a little vanity!

Song Shushu turned his head to look at Hu Xiaolin, who was spread out on a broken chair like mud, and shouted: "What are you looking at? You can't come over to help! If you don't work, don't eat, you'll starve to death!"

Song Shushu was still a little drumming in his heart after yelling, this guy shouldn't be angry and angry and attack himself!

"Oh, here we go!"

Tiger Roaring Lin ran over upside down, looking full of vitality, where is there still the half-dead appearance just now, "Little Song Village Chief, you rest, I'll come, I'll come, look at what I'm doing!"

You see, the dignified monster is so undisciplined, and he sells himself cheaply for a meal, and he can't be afraid of it!