Chapter 289 Salt-baked bats
"You haven't been home for hundreds of years, and your son has been following you, and he's not at home. β
The Bull Demon King was suddenly angry, and said indignantly: "That stinky boy, he even dares not to go home, and I will clean him up when I get back." Wife, don't be angry. β
"You're embarrassed to say that it's all your fault, let my mother and I stay at home alone, do you still think you are your wife?"
The Iron Fan Princess was so angry that she pinched the Bull Demon King's ear, making him feel pain, and hurriedly begged for mercy, "Wife, you have always been my most beloved wife." β
"Hmph, is there a man like you? Which little girl have you been fooling around with all these years? Tell me, is it the fox spirit, or the jade clam spirit?"
"Wife, you know that I have nothing to do with the jade clam spirit, I am a creature on land, and I don't like girls in the sea!"
The Bull Demon King hurriedly explained.
"That's the vixen?"
Princess Iron Fan was even more angry and said: "I caught you kissing me and me with that fox spirit at the beginning, but I didn't expect that after so long, I haven't broken the relationship." Say, haven't you been playing there for hundreds of years?"
"No, wife. You misunderstood me. β
The Bull Demon King hurriedly explained: "I have been with my eldest brother for hundreds of years, he has been crushed under Wuzhi Mountain for five hundred years, you can ask him." β
"Big brother?"
Princess Iron Fan only noticed that there was someone beside her at this time, let go of the Bull Demon King's ears, and turned her head to look at Li Jing suspiciously.
Seeing Li Jing's handsome appearance, his face looked a lot better, and he said in a light tone: "I don't seem to have seen you, it should be Lao Niu's recent friend, why have you been crushed under the mountain for five hundred years?"
"Wife, he is very famous, he is the Jade Emperor of Heaven. β
The Bull Demon King rubbed his ears on the side and explained.
"You meanΒ·Β·Β·Β·Β·Β·Β·Β· Is that the Jade Emperor who specializes in eating demon clans?"
Princess Iron Fan's face suddenly changed, becoming very ugly, and even a little afraid, she quietly glared at the Bull Demon King, and scolded: "Why does this old cow lead everyone to the house, and lead this god of death to the door, isn't this a fire to burn himself?"
"The reason why the Jade Emperor likes to eat the demon clan is actually because the meat of the demon clan is really delicious to cook. β
The Bull Demon King said, suddenly remembered something, and said, "By the way, the Jade Emperor is actually a very powerful kitchen god. β
"You still help him speak. β
Princess Iron Fan glared at the Bull Demon King and scolded in a low voice.
The Bull Demon King smiled, remembered something, and suddenly his eyes lit up, and he proposed: "By the way, big brother, why don't you eat here at noon today, we have a big kitchen, you can play as you like."
Look at what ingredients you want, I'll get them for you. β
"It's fine. β
Li Jing smiled faintly and said.
Princess Iron Fan quietly tugged on the sleeve of the Bull Demon King, but unfortunately it had no effect, the unresponsive Bull Demon King didn't notice it at all, and Princess Iron Fan could only sigh helplessly in the end.
Fortunately, what made her temporarily relieved was that Li Jing did not make a move on them, and the ingredient she chose was a monster caught on the way.
Li Jing asked the Bull Demon King to prepare some side dishes, and then cooked lunch alone in the kitchen.
After nearly 2,000 years of development, there are many more types of side dishes, and Li Jing does not always have to buy them from the mall.
Zhang Guo in the Tang Dynasty was a delicious person, and later Jigong even put forward the famous saying that "wine and meat pass through the intestines, and the Buddha stays in his heart".
It can be seen that since the Tang Dynasty, there have been more and more delicacies.
This is because the variety of ingredients and side dishes has gradually increased, and the chef has been able to make better use of the dishes.
If it weren't for this, even the gods wouldn't be so obsessed with mortal food.
While Li Jing was busy making lunch, Princess Iron Fan pulled the Bull Demon King to hide outside.
"You said that you don't come back on weekdays, why do you have to bring such a fierce god when you come back? How did I offend your Niu family? Why do you do this to me?"
Princess Iron Fan complained to the Bull Demon King while paying attention to the movement in the kitchen.
"Wife, listen to me. Big Brother is really good at cooking, you know if you've eaten his dishes. β
Seeing that Princess Iron Fan seemed to have some misunderstanding about Li Jing, the Bull Demon King immediately explained.
Princess Iron Fan glanced at the Bull Demon King and said, "I see that you are just fascinated, what cooking skills are very good, it's not that I haven't tasted human food, our chef was kidnapped from the imperial chef in the palace of the nearby country." β
"That's different. β
The Bull Demon King said in disgust: "How can these mortals compare to my big brother? That is a super cooking skill that even the gods will praise when they eat it." β
Princess Iron Fan pursed her lips, not believing the words of the Bull Demon King at all, but felt more and more that her man was bewitched by Li Jing, the big devil.
It seems that you have to rely on yourself next, men are all big pig trotters, and they can't be relied on at all.
But what will you do?
The strength is not as good as the other party, does it depend on beauty?
Oh my God, although I know that I look like the country, but let myself be a woman's family to seduce a little fresh meat, it's too much.
For the sake of the family, though. I had to make sacrifices.
Once the temptation is over, take out the banana fan and fly him, so that you can save the old cow.
Just when Princess Iron Fan was thinking this, she suddenly smelled a good fragrance coming to her nose.
"Hmm, where did that smell come from? It smells so good. β
Princess Iron Fan squirmed, sniffed deeply, and sighed, "I have never smelled such a good fragrance." β
"It smells good!"
The Bull Demon King said proudly: "This is what my big brother did." β
"What! is he really?"
After hearing this, Princess Iron Fan subconsciously looked up, only to see that the fragrance was indeed coming from the kitchen, and she couldn't help but be surprised.
"Of course, who else but my big brother can make such a delicious meal?"
The Bull Demon King looked at the surprised look on the Iron Fan Princess, and then thought of her obvious disbelief before, and suddenly felt a burst of amusement in his heart.
"I really want to taste what kind of delicious it is. β
Princess Iron Fan didn't notice the Bull Demon King's expression, but subconsciously wanted to push open the kitchen door and walk in to taste it for herself.
The Bull Demon King hurriedly grabbed her, and admonished her with a puzzled face: "Big brother is not allowed to be disturbed when cooking, otherwise he will destroy the dishes and not give them to eat." β
"Oh, I see. β
Princess Iron Fan breathed a sigh of relief in her heart, and secretly said that it was dangerous.
Fortunately, the two of them didn't wait long, and Li Jing, who often cooks, has already increased his speed to the limit.
It didn't take long for him to come out with a plate of dishes.
"Mrs. Iron Fan, how about you taste my 'salt-baked bat'?"
Li Jing showed a sunny smile and said softly.
"Good. β
Princess Iron Fan suddenly felt as if her heart had been hit, and she subconsciously murmured softly.