Chapter 133: Village Chief Xiao Song, you are so handsome
When Song Shushu was serving the dishes, he also deliberately left some soup, crushed the boiled potatoes, added some water to the vegetable soup, and then stirred it in, it was also a full pot, and he took it out to feed the two stupid.
Rural pigs are basically fed like this, I forgot to buy feed for it last time, and when I go back to the town, I must think about it.
Song Shushu ate two bites of a bowl of rice, and Monkey Head Ru only held two chopsticks, and the basin was already so clean that it didn't need to be brushed.
It seems that the next time I cook, I have to use that kind of large laundry tub to serve vegetables, these monsters, too edible, fortunately, they didn't appear again, and the joke that made Lu Cao'er want to have a child.
Hu Li watched Song Shushu digging white rice with his head down, and his little face was lowered at that time, and he said with a displeased face: "Look at you, you are like starving ghosts reincarnated, but leave some for my man!"
Then a bunch of monsters sitting around the table, turning their heads to drink water, tying their shoelaces, and tying their shoes, all pretending not to hear.
Song Shushu slandered, still drink water, can you still fit it in your stomach, as for tying your shoes, can you bend your waist!
After eating, the second fool also came over with a basin in his mouth, wanting to rub some more food, but on this table, there was not even a soup base left, and it was still a ghost.
Song Shushu threw it a kohlrabi to nibble, and the bear is omnivorous and eats everything.
Then I found a comb from the house and came out and combed the second stupid hair, the pure black black satin-like fur felt a little prickly, but it was black and bright, and it looked very comfortable.
Song Shushu mainly wanted to see if there were any bugs and fleas on it.
This wild big guy does have a lot of small black spots on his body, and those small black spots are fleas.
You don't need medicine to get rid of fleas, you just need to borrow some magic power and gently shake it.
Now Song Shushu can skillfully borrow demonic power to repel insects.
Ganxi Village has always had no curtains or curtains, but not even a fly dares to enter the house.
Song Shushu trimmed the pine oil sticking on the second fool's body again, and a beautiful and oily black blind man appeared in front of him.
Song Shushu slept until dawn, and when he turned over and got out of bed, his feet were soft and his feet felt quite good.
The second stupid man curled up on the edge of the bed, buried his nose in his hair, slept soundly, and was stepped on several times by Song Shushu, but he only snorted twice and refused to move.
"It's nice to use as a blanket!"
Song Shushu found the greatest use of the two fools.
As soon as I pushed the door open, I saw that in the courtyard, there were already Brother Feng, Black Jiao King, Tiger Roaring Forest and Lu Dashu.
"Why are you here so early, I haven't cooked yet!" Song Shushu said.
Hu Xiaolin said eagerly: "It's not early, it's not early, let's go, let's eat again in the town, I'll invite you to eat at the breakfast stall!"
Tiger Roaring Forest, this is money and can't be spent in a hurry.
If you are invited to eat, Song Shushu is also happy to relax, and cooking is also a physical job.
After Hu Li finished cleaning up and got on the tractor, Song Shushu remembered that the young lady Shujie was a little transparent, didn't she want glasses?
The young lady looked at this, then at that, and then crept up from the side of the body, and quietly hid behind the mushroom bag, revealing only the skin of her brain.
I didn't pull the eggs today, so I can run a little faster.
No matter how many chickens there are in Brother Feng's family, it will take a while to save unfertilized eggs, and he can't make up the number of chickens with his buttocks.
When I drove the tractor to the town, it was already three poles in the morning, and my stomach was rumbling with hunger.
found a breakfast shop and parked the car, Hu Xiaolin grabbed the front with an arrow, pulled out a pile of money from his pocket for a long time, threw it in his hand, shook his arms, and walked into the breakfast spot like an uncle.
"You can eat whatever you want, I'm in for a treat today!"
Looking at the heroic appearance of the tiger roaring forest, the owner of the breakfast shop pouted, what kind of force do you come to the breakfast shop to pretend to be rich, how much can you eat if you let go of your stomach, and you have the ability to go to a five- or six-star hotel in the city!
When Song Shushu and the others sat down for less than ten minutes, the shopkeeper knew that this round-faced man was really here to pretend to be forced!
A large bucket of porridge has been drunk to the bottom, the bucket of tofu brain is empty, the fritters are fried and cannot be eaten, the buns in the back kitchen are eaten with meat and vegetarian food, and the free pickles are not even a vegetable leaf left.
Hu Xiaolin slammed the table heavily, jumped up and rushed to the kitchen counter, slammed the money on the table with a bang, and roared angrily: "You should hurry up and put on the buns and fritters, don't you look down on me! It's not that I don't give money!"
Song Shushu hurriedly jumped over and dragged Tiger Xiaolin back, this second cargo is about to commit a tiger again.
The shopkeeper and his family played with fried fritters, steamed buns and pickles.
It is said that those who open a store are not afraid of pot-bellied people, but when they encounter such a big belly, there are still a large number of them, and even the most delicate little girl has eaten more than 20 buns.
He was really afraid that he would eat people to death and get into a lawsuit for his own life.
Song Shushu hurriedly settled the bill, and the group of them spent more than a thousand on breakfast.
When Hu Xiaolin was counting the money, his heart was still dripping blood, and his hands were a little shaky.
But this shelf was still to be brought out, and he shouted with a displeased face that our brother would not eat well, and would never come to his house again.
The boss nodded and took the meal, and said secretly in his heart, don't come in the future, it's not easy to make hard money, and if you die and get into a life lawsuit, the small shop will be closed.
After breakfast, it was almost noon, and he went to the old fat mountain goods store in the west of the town to sell the mountain goods, and Song Shushu was surprised that the wild monkey head ru and wild fungus were sold for a price of hundreds of catties of hazelnuts.
As soon as the money arrived, all the male and female gathered around, waiting for the money to be shared.
It seems that the money from the sale this time is going to be rich again.
Divide the money, the demons scattered, the young woman of Shujie pinched a stack of money, her eyes looked around in a panic, and the tip of her delicate nose was sweaty.
Hu Li had followed Brother Feng away, but seeing that the young woman Shujie hadn't left, she came back again, standing next to Song Shushu with her arms in her arms, staring at the young woman Shujie with a wary face.
I heard that men like this kind of fat young woman the most!
"Little ...... Xiao Song, I can't find a place to wear glasses!" said the young lady Shujie, tears were about to fall.
"Let's go, I'll lead you to find an optical store, finish the glasses, and then go buy two sets of clothes or something!"
In fact, Song Shushu is more curious about whether this Shujie young woman is really 800 degrees of myopia.
I found a glasses spot, and after measuring it, it was even more serious than I imagined, with a thousand degrees of myopia.
When the glasses frame used for optometry was hung on her face, the smooth and plump face of the young woman Shujie was stretched, and she looked around excitedly, and then saw Song Shushu, and her little face turned red all of a sudden.
"What's wrong?"
"Village Chief Xiao Song, it turns out that you are like this, you are very handsome!"
Song Shushu couldn't help but touch his face, dare you eat and sleep with me for so long, I don't know what I look like, how did you usually get your good eyes?
However, being praised by a plump young woman for being handsome, Song Shushu's vanity was greatly satisfied.
Hu Li glanced at Shujie with a dark face, and said coldly: "What does it have to do with you whether you are handsome or not!"