Chapter 17: Kung Fu Halved

When the sword of the Wuhuang sisters slashed over again, the monk did not retreat, one dodged and probed the claw and the other put his hands together, Lao Buzun held the back of Shang Hongluan's knife, and the six disrespectful clamped Fu Qing'e's sword blade, one wanted to drag the long knife backwards, and the other wanted to turn around and take the long sword, but unexpectedly, the two sisters refused to let go at all, Shang Hongluan was taken to the arms of the old disrespectful, and Fu Qing'e was wrapped around the six disrespectful.

This time the monk was a little panicked, the old disrespectful hurriedly let go of the long knife and took a step back, and the six disrespectful also hurriedly abandoned the blade and took a step to the side, the two sisters pounced, stood firm and looked at the blade in their hands, and the two laughed: "Hahaha, a monk of the martial arts supreme, there is nothing to be afraid of, but that's it." ”

Lao Buzun took a breath: "What kind of move are you, if you don't fight like this, you will hurt me for the old disrespect." ”

Six disrespectful also took a breath: "Isn't it a defeated sword, how can you ruin my reputation if you don't play like this." ”

Shan Xunfei was also very surprised, she thought that she had found a way to win without disrupting the rules of the monk's way, but she didn't expect the other party to deal with it like this, completely ignoring the woman's name, so she asked angrily: "It's too much for the two of you, the two monks don't care about fame and fortune, only killing women is unbreakable, and they endure and endure you, but they are aggressive and even come up with this kind of method, is this still a martial arts fighting method, it's too unusual." ”

Shang Hongluan's words were arrogant: "Why isn't it a martial arts competition, which rule have we committed, the defeat of the sword, the trick of the sword, etc., you can know the thirty-six strategies, there is a beauty plan, how about the two of us practice well." ”

Fu Qing'e said coquettishly: "Yes, how can you call it aggressive, we call it a plan, we don't want to take away the blades of the two of us, then let's throw ourselves into the arms and hug the sword, why not hide the knife in the smile, if you want to say forbearance, it should be said that my sister made an active concession, and the benevolence and righteousness are exhausted." ”

The killer assassin also smiled and nodded: "The two sisters are so smart that they actually forced the monk to retreat, and what they said is right, the plan of the general is the plan of the beauty, and the sword is hidden in the smile, this is indeed the name of the trick of the sword." ”

Xi Ting looked at the dancing sisters with blank eyes: "There is, but it's not like this, two sisters, don't bully the elderly." ”

Sister Wuhuang disagreed: "How can we bully them, is it that they are not old-hearted, don't you see, don't you see their posture of seizing the blade, it's so violent, I just want to take it away with the blade, fortunately, my sister is hiding fast, it's so dangerous," said, Sister Wuhuang scolded the old man and disrespectful: "Hey, you two are too anxious for monks and Taoists, how can you be like this, my sisters, but they are still Huanghua girls, how can you be so rude." ”

The old disrespectful six disrespectfully were a little angry: "Girl, don't be too deceitful, don't be too proud of the killer assassin, how can we be forced to retreat easily, let's come again, if you cheat the doll, don't blame me for breaking your arms too hard." ”

"Well, you have ill intentions, my sisters have some hatred with you and others to be ruthless, since you feel the need to come again, then we will accompany you. "The Wuhuang sisters don't know where the courage comes from, it may be that the women are inching, or that the previous fight really made them grasp the weakness of the monk's path, and they have no scruples.

Unexpectedly, the next move of the Wuhuang sisters really made the monk retreat, the two of them held the blade in their backhand and hooked their hands backwards, turning the sword and arm together into an elbow stab, so that if they want to seize the blade, they have to hook their shoulders and arms, and even run to the armpit of the woman, there are many indecent acts, and the old disrespect and the six disrespect are halved even if they fight with women under normal circumstances, not to mention this ambiguous move.

The two sisters smiled proudly: "Old man, you have a good look, let's come again." ”

After speaking, the two of them jumped up with one palm in front of the other leg, covered their swords behind them, and rushed towards the monk's road.

The two monks and Taoists were a little nervous and hurriedly dodged and put their hands together, one grabbed Shang Hongluan's wrist, and the other grabbed Fu Qing'e's ankle, the sisters twisted it hard, but they couldn't break free, so they shouted in their mouths: "What are you doing, why do you hold on to your hands and feet, how can this be true, there is a thought, the old man, you are lustful, the virtuous people are so naughty, and they are even more ashamed to be at the top of the martial arts list, it turns out that the list of the concubine king is actually the Fengyue list." ”

In fact, the monk has been trying to figure out how to deal with the other party's rude tricks, with the martial arts of the two of them, it can be said that there are many ways to resolve the embarrassment in front of them, it should be the first time to encounter this situation, they used to tease others to play, and now they are teased to find that this is not fun at all, so a little dazed, let alone have encountered such verbal teasing as the Wuhuang sisters, and hurriedly let go of the other party and retreated and raised his hands reverently, the Buddha blessed Mo Strange.

Sister Wuhuang was even more proud, haha, and teased: "Hahaha, why do you two pray devoutly, do you really move your heart, my two sisters, are they beautiful." ”

Naughty does not mean that you love to lie, the monk is the kind of more honest naughty, by this question, you can only nod helplessly: "If you know your own respect, not to mention that you look like a fairy but also born Peugeot, it can be described as a flower like jade." ”

"It's not honest, beautiful is beautiful, why do you want to be self-respecting, if we are self-respecting, won't my arm be worried, don't you want my sister's arm, come on, you can take it." As she spoke, the Wuhuang sisters fought with swords, and the blade pointed at the other party's wrist and shook slightly, breaking the wristband of the sleeve, and the sword pierced into the sleeve and slashed straight through the wrist through the elbow, and then picked it outward, and most of the arms were already exposed.

Don't look at it as a long-term practice, it is also a fat like jade skin, white and smooth with some muscles, very good-looking arms, and this self-harm, it also requires a lot of effort to master the strength, the blade just picks up the clothes, cuts through the skin and leaves no traces at all, and the skin is not broken at all.

The two sisters continued to tear their clothes and wanted to show their fragrant shoulders, Xi Ting hurriedly shouted: "Sister, don't." ”

"Slow down. The monk hurriedly stopped.

Shang Hongluan laughed proudly: "Hahaha, the old man is disrespectful, this is what the two of you asked the two of us to stop, don't you want to compare." ”

Lao Buzun couldn't bear to shake his head: "What the two of you said is right, you and I are just a treasure knife without grievances, don't destroy your reputation, this time, the monks and Taoists are lost in the trick of the exercises." ”

Fu Qing'e was even more proud: "Then I should understand that you are admitting defeat, hahaha." ”

Six disrespectfully looked at Xi Ting embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, little girl, your justice, my monk is powerless to be ashamed of being at the top of the list, and I disappointed you." ”

Xi Ting hurriedly shook her head: "No, no, no Ting'er will not be disappointed, this should be the best result." ”

Concubine Shan Xun said admiringly: "The monk's way is worthy of being a monk's way, and the compassion is the kindness of the house, but I don't want to be innocent and cruel, Sister Wuhuang, this is the most scoundrel fight I have seen between the two of you." ”

Shang Hongluan was a little angry when he heard this: "Losing is losing, since ancient times, the winner is king, the art of war, thirty-six strategies are used in everything, everything is used to win, the strong is the one who falls, and the beauty is just a victim of innocent war." Those two ninjas have a whirling poison dart, and my martial arts are still sure to win, and the magic lies in the strength of martial arts. ”

Fu Qing'e also said: "That is, as long as you can win, it doesn't matter what means, the defeat of the monk is the benevolence of the heart, the soldier, the treacherous, my sister is just a senseless sacrifice, and there is no one right or wrong." The monk said, "I will ask you two, you can see dry bones and rotten flesh." ”

Old Disrespectful shook his head regretfully: "Well, I haven't seen this." ”

The six disrespectful are also very ashamed: "The truth of the world is like this, the truth is true, and the practice cannot be done." ”

Sister Wuhuang was even happier and nodded with satisfaction: "Hahaha is really true, that is, this battle is completely unequal, and we admit that your defeat has a good intention, if you are honest, let my sister look down on you, the list is deserved." ”

Liu Chengfeng, who was watching the battle from the sidelines, didn't quite understand, and touched his head and asked Concubine Shan Xun: "Senior, what does dry bones and rotten meat mean, who won this battle, how can they be so humble." ”

Concubine Shan Xun sighed: " Well, it's true, the exercises can't be done, in fact, this is what the Wuhuang sisters want, you see the monks and Taoists, a three-flower gathering three protrusions on the top of the head, a five-qi Chaoyuan face and palm white and red, the realm of merit hanging in the phase is not something that ordinary people can cultivate, how can ordinary people be like this, it is to remove all distracting thoughts, no desire, no desire, so the monk is a person who has practiced the white bone view, if you meet a woman with a little blessing thought, if the view is dry bones and rotten flesh, maybe this time, Ren Nian is making a blame, the old disrespect and six disrespect, they didn't do it, in the final analysis, it's just for a knife, but no matter what means are used, the Wuhuang sisters are forced to retreat and force the monks, although the goal has been achieved, but being seen as a pile of white bones, the result is that the two women say they can still have a face to live. ”

Xi Ting felt a little uncomfortable when she heard this: "Ah, looking at people like bones, if the beauty of this world is regarded as the walking dead, isn't it too sad and scary, is it that in the future, I have to avoid the eyes of monks, even if it is an ugly girl, I can't face the white bones in the eyes of others, this is too terrible." ”

Concubine Shan Xun smiled and shook her head: " Not so serious Ting'er girl, although the success of the cultivation of the White Bone View does have the effect of viewing people's bones, meditation is intended to be the leading cultivation when imagining the beauty from the bottom up from the toes to the top of the head corroded mildew until the dry bones, quitting lust is also a kind of exercise to increase courage, to achieve the five eyes and six divine powers can view the three worlds, some strange scenes, it is not strange to be fearless, should it be said that the effect of the White Bone View is born from the heart, one is the outside world, born from the heart, naturally is the blessing of their own minds, the outside world is what we can't see with the naked eye, just now the old disrespectful and the six disrespectful in the mouth of the Buddha when playing against the Wuhuang sisters, What kind of immeasurable Tianzun, don't think that they are really a monk, just deliberately blessed, in fact, they are two old naughty boys, although the martial arts are unfathomable, but when they are strong, they are weak and weak, if they fight with my concubine king, they will talk more than me. ”

Xi Ting nodded: "Oh, so that's the case, when I see the monk's sincerity and worship the Buddha in the future, I must turn around and run, so as not to be seen as a pile of white bones." ”

Liu Chengfeng touched his head: "So that's the case, how can it be possible to look at people like bones, fortunately, it doesn't look like a pile of white bones, otherwise it would be too big a blow to the two sisters." ”

Concubine Shan Xun looked Liu Chengfeng up and down, hey, yes, there is still a him by his side, I actually forgot about him This stupid young man, maybe it can come in handy.

Liu Ming and Wu Ming stepped forward: "Then no matter what, whether it is forced to make peace or accept, the matter is over, according to the rules you set before, my Wuzhen sisters have not been taken away from their weapons, that is, I will not wait to accompany me to say goodbye, let's go." ”

After speaking, the killer assassin and the Wuhuang sisters turned around and wanted to leave, Concubine Shan Xun hurriedly shouted: "Wait, this matter is not over, the justice that the monk and the Taoist master can't do, and it doesn't necessarily mean that others can't preside over justice, what is the justice of the world, and the heavens are watching to take away people's things, and you think you can really take away the blood-drinking knife." ”