Chapter 161: Being a Teacher [The Third Update: Asking for a Subscription and Asking for a Monthly Pass]
Entering the gate of the community, Jiang Li saw the big toad standing there with a helpless face, two fat paws kept fiddling with his chest, looking at Jiang Li bitterly and pitifully: "My lord...... I really didn't mean to. ”
Jiang Li waved his hand and said, "I know, you have already left your hand, it is because he is too weak, I don't blame you." Okay, go back to your statue...... By the way, the garbage was cleaned up, right?"
When the toad heard that he would not be held responsible, he immediately looked at Jiang Li gratefully, then nodded desperately, patted his stomach and said, "Don't worry, it's all in your stomach." ”
Jiang Li nodded, now that the world is in chaos, the cleaners no longer have the ability to cover the suburbs, so if there is no cleaner of their own, this community is estimated to soon become a garbage dump.
In fact, this trend is already in some neighborhoods in the city......
In the room, Jiang Li looked at the bronze spear in his hand and thought about the old man's energy, and always felt that there seemed to be some big secret hidden in it!
In the afternoon, the Xiaoxiang Guardian Organization Branch.
"The results of the examination are in. A scientific researcher walked out of the laboratory and said to Cheng Shudao, who was waiting outside.
Cheng Shu said excitedly: "How?"
"First, the DNA and life characteristics of the old man are indeed human, and they are not mixed with any other life genes. Second, the old man does have a mass of energy in his body, which does not belong to the category of ability. Third, we estimate that the energy should be the legendary True Qi!" the scientific researcher said word by word.
"What?!" Cheng Shu stood up excitedly: "Really angry?!"
The scientific researcher said: "According to some ancient records, true qi should exist. But I don't know why, and then it disappeared. The old man's current manifestation is the symptom of possessing true qi. ”
Cheng Shu grinned, and a flash of surprise flashed in his eyes: "In other words, ordinary people can also obtain the power comparable to demons through cultivation?
The researcher smiled: "It can be understood in this way. ”
Cheng Shu laughed out loud and advised: "Yin Xue, remember to call me when he wakes up, if there is anything, contact me at any time." ”
After speaking, Cheng Shu ran away happily.
When Yin Xue heard this, she shook her head helplessly and said, "People in their twenties still laugh like a child, stupid." ”
In the next few days, after the old man woke up, Cheng Shu soaked in the Guardian Organization base almost every day, chatting with the old man endlessly.
As for Jiang Li......
"Qianmo, how is my body, do I look like a teacher?" Jiang Li asked Qianmo after turning around in place.
Qian Mo glanced at Jiang Lihou, touched his small chin and said, "It's quite similar." ”
After saying that, the little guy came over and said with a smile: "You go to be a teacher, take me there? I haven't been to school yet." ”
Jiang Li shook his head and said, "Don't make trouble, this is the first time to be a teacher, let's have better rules." When I'm acquainted, I'll take you around. ”
"Really, it's a deal!" Qianmo happily stretched out his little finger.
Jiang Li and Qian Mo hooked their fingers and said, "A word is a certainty!"
I don't know what Chen Qi bragged about with the school, anyway, when Jiang Li got the letter of appointment as a Chinese teacher, his brain was buzzing!
While everyone was not paying attention, Jiang Li immediately ran out and called Chen Qi: "Chen Qi, what are you doing? How did the good physical education teacher become a Chinese teacher? Do you think I am teaching the students to write a hundred Cao Nima on the Marago, is it to eat grass, or to teach them to recite the grass mother's majestic and majestic?"
Chen Qi smiled bitterly: "I didn't expect that when I was drinking, I bragged about it, and the principal was also drunk at that time, so I directly waved my hand and gave you a class to bring." The physical education teacher is obviously unreliable, so I gave you a job as a Chinese teacher. But don't worry, Chinese, just take everyone to memorize more texts. ”
When Jiang Li heard this, he rolled his eyes and said, "Your school is specially here to pit students, right?"
Speaking of this, Chen Qi was silent for a while, and then suddenly asked, "By the way, which class are you? It won't be the third year class of high school, right?"
Jiang Li saw that it was really a high school!
Jiang Li was stunned and said, "Isn't it a university?" It's just two classes a day, and what kind of short skirts and other short skirts are worn by the students in class, and the long legs that fill the classroom or something...... Ahem...... Anyway, it's not the same as what you said before. ”
Chen Qi said: "I knew that this ...... It's my fault. At that time, I only bragged to you that you were a top student in college, with very good literary literacy and high strength. ”
"No, there is nothing wrong with the conditions you said, but why did he assign me to the third year class of the high school because of these conditions?" Jiang Li suddenly discovered the key to the problem, and then slapped his thigh and said, "There is a problem with this class, right?"
Chen Qi smiled bitterly: "You...... What a thief. There is indeed a problem, first of all, this school is a combination of high school and university, and you can go directly to high school and university, and they are also considering solving the problem of learning sources.
As for that class, there were not many people, more than 20 people, but all of them were famous thorns in the school. Isn't this the third year of high school, to prevent them from disturbing the students' studies, so they are unified into one class and stocked. So, in fact, this class is not good, and it is true that students are not easy to bring. Say okay, you don't need to bring out any grades, as long as they are in the classroom during class, and there are no fights after class, quite a few people, it's okay. ”
Jiang Li suddenly understood why the principal thought he was very suitable for this class when he went to see the principal.
The principal didn't understand Chen Qi's words wrongly, but because the principal was too shrewd and knew that he couldn't teach at all, so he found such a class for him.
But then again, this class is really suitable for him.
A piece of work?
Little bastard?
Hehe, Jiang Li smiled.
"Jiang Li, if you don't like it, I'll talk to the hospital again and change your class. Or just be a physical education teacher, how about it?" Chen Qi said.
As soon as Jiang Li wanted to come down, he saw a man and a woman walking towards him.
The man is quite strong, and the muscles in his thighs are very tight, and he looks like he exercises regularly.
There was a female teacher in a white shirt on the side, the female teacher looked quite quiet, and said as she walked: "Teacher Liu, I heard that you have had gout recently, I'll help you bring it to the next class." ”
The bull-like teacher Liu was stunned for a moment, and then said, "I don't drink, I don't have gout." ”
The female teacher smiled slightly, slowly took out a brick from her bag, and asked, "Then it must be that I accidentally bumped my head when I went out, and I want to go to the hospital to bandage it, right?"
Teacher Liu nodded hurriedly and said, "Teacher Chen won't tell you, I'm still good after class." I've had gout lately, and I'll have to trouble you in the next class. ”
"A colleague, is it necessary? Teacher Chen smiled and walked past Jiang Li with a sweaty teacher.
Jiang Li only felt a gust of cold wind blowing, and he shivered.
When I think about it again, when I was in school, it seemed that I was the first physical education teacher in every sports meeting, and I got sick every day after the sports meeting. Anyway, if he doesn't get sick, his family must be sick, and in short, he can't see him once or twice a year.
The first time is usually the first physical education class at the beginning of the school year.
The second time is a symbolic exam, running two laps around the playground or something......
At that time, he also complained that the physical education teacher was not good, and now that he thinks about it, it is not easy for the physical education teacher to live to teach two classes to everyone.
"Jiang Li, did you listen to me?" asked Chen Qi.
Jiang Li hurriedly said: "Needless to say, I think it's good to be a class teacher." If not, I'll tell you again. ”
"Okay, if there is a problem, you tell me, and I will solve it for you. Chen Qi said.
Jiang Li hung up the phone after a sigh, and then smiled, is there a problem?
I'm afraid the little ones are the problem, hehe......
Little things, are you ready?
Your dear Great Demon King teacher is here!
Heilian followed behind Jiang Li, looked at Jiang Li's excited appearance, and said with relief: "I finally see some hope......
Separated by two classes, Jiang Li saw a person lying at the door looking this way, and when he saw Jiang Li coming, he immediately shrank back.
In the originally chaotic classroom, it ...... in an instant Returning that virtue......
Jiang Li rolled his eyes and muttered, "It's really ...... When I was in school, I was virtuous, and if the teacher didn't enter the door, what should I do. ”
Kick open the class door!
At that moment, the classroom was silent!
The crows are silent, and the needles can be heard!
Jiang Li stood at the door and took a deep breath!
I saw that in the classroom, the students collectively turned their heads to look at Jiang Li, Jiang Li also looked at them, and snorted coldly: "What is the noise?"
"What are you arguing about?" a female voice sounded.
Jiang Li turned his head, glared at the beads, and put on his so-called teacher majesty: "I am a teacher!"
As a result, he saw a beautiful woman in a white shirt and gray trousers standing on the podium, and said, "You are the teacher? I am the head teacher of this class! What are you going to do in my class?"
Jiang Li was stunned for a moment, took a step back, looked up at the class sign, the second class of three years!
Jiang Li coughed dryly and said, "Uh...... Hello neighbor. ”
After speaking, Jiang Li turned around and left, muttering as he walked: "I'm embarrassed......
Heilian laughed and said, "It's the first time I've seen you so nervous, haha...... Are you that excited?"
Jiang Li glared at him and said, "You know what a fart!" I've been abused by teachers for more than ten years, and I can finally abuse students when I become a teacher, how does it feel...... Ay...... Excited!" At this time, there was a sound of laughter behind him, but Jiang Li's cheekiness was thick and he ignored it directly.
At this time, the voice of the female teacher just now sounded: "You are the new head teacher of the third year class?"
Jiang Li looked back, then nodded and said, "yes, what's wrong?"
The female teacher smiled: "My name is Huo Shanshan, if you need help, you can call me." ”
Jiang Li looked at the female teacher's expression that you will definitely call me, and said a little speechlessly: "It's just a group of students, as for it? How do you feel that you all treat them as demons?"
Huo Shanshan spread his hands and said: "The demon is not good, but it really has a headache, the kind of headache that makes people angry." ”
Jiang Li said: "It's okay, I specialize in all kinds of dissatisfaction." ”
"I've seen three of you in a month, and now they're all lying in the hospital, all of them angry. If you believe me, if you find that the signs are wrong, call me, and I can at least help you call 120. After Huo Shanshan finished speaking, she went into the house, and her crisp voice sounded in the classroom: "Students, let's continue." ”
Jiang Li touched his chin and said, "Angry, is there anyone more annoying than me?"
After speaking, Jiang Li turned around and raised his legs!
Then Jiang Li froze in place, looked up at the class sign, three years class, that's right.
Kick!
Boom!
The classroom door opened wide, and Jiang Li stepped inside.
However, to Jiang Li's surprise, the room was quiet, yes, very quiet!
"What about my students?!" Jiang Li shouted as he stood in the room looking at the empty classroom.
At this time, a thin student in the corner raised his hand and said, "Teacher, I know." ”
Jiang Li looked at it and was immediately happy: "You know?"
The little boy nodded, "They're all playing in the playground." ”
Jiang Li stood at the window and looked outside, and sure enough, the two groups of people on the playground were playing hot, but they were not playing the kind of big goal, but two small goals were placed in the half, and there were five or six people on one side. There were about ten girls around, cheering there.
Jiang Li asked curiously, "Why don't you go?"
The little boy said helplessly: "The bureau of twelve people, I went up, and there were fewer people on one side." Everyone's palms and backs"
Jiang Li only then found that the little boy was only 1.58 meters tall when he stood up, with dark skin and skinny bones. Hiding in a corner, if you don't open your eyes, don't laugh, and don't say anything, it's easy to ignore him.
Jiang Li said, "What's your name?"
The little boy said, "My name is Hu Qiang." ”
Jiang Li gave a thumbs up and said, "Your dad is a mason, right?"
"How do you know?" asked Hu Qiang in surprise.
Jiang Li: "......"
"Let's go!" Jiang Li patted Hu Qiang's head and said.
"What are you going to do?" asked Hu Qiang.
Jiang Li said: "Go down." ”
Hu Qiang's head immediately shook like a rattle: "Don't go, call people's mouths." ”
Jiang Li cut and said, "Who told you to call someone? Let's play football together, do you want to go?"
"Huh?" Hu Qiang estimated that he had never seen such a teacher in his life, and when he met, he was not angry when the students ran out, and he had to go down to play football with the students, this Nima...... Something wrong with your brain, right?
went downstairs, Jiang Li took Hu Qiang to the edge of the playground.
Watching the two teams play back and forth, it's also hot.
There are a total of 12 people on the field, six on each side, minus a goalkeeper, and the offensive team and defense rely on those five people. But five people are enough, after all, the venue is small.
Hu Qiang was about to say something, but Jiang Li patted him and signaled him not to speak.
Jiang Li took a closer look, and the group on the left was a fat man who was the boss, and he was the goalkeeper shouting in the back;
On the right is a tall boy leading the team, his skin is wheat-colored, and his appearance is very handsome, so that as soon as he gets the ball, the girls on the side shout cheers much louder.
At this moment, the ball was kicked out of bounds and rolled straight towards Jiang Li.