Chapter 87: Hot Pot [4,000 Words]
Some people even sighed: "It is said that the Himalayas are full of fierce beasts and extremely dangerous, but today it seems that this is not the case." ”
When a fierce beast in a corner heard this, he couldn't help but scold his mother: "But that's it, you have the ability to come by yourself, and your mother doesn't know you when Lao Tzu beats you!"
"Shh......h Do you dare to go up alone? Forget the fierce god who came some time ago? Do you want to be barbecued or stewed?"
The beast immediately relented...... I didn't dare to say anything.
The big day passed by, and a young man on Zhuo Poor Peak looked up at the sky, just to see the scene of the glorious chariot rushing towards him.
The young man was stunned for a moment, and grinned: "Damn, Emperor Yatshan?!"
After speaking, the young man didn't care about drinking the soup, so he jumped on the flying carpet directly, greeted his sister and the blue fat man, and ran directly down the mountain.
As a result, when I ran halfway up the mountain, I saw a man carrying a big black pot and sitting on the back of a big black crow and flying up the mountain.
The young man was stunned for a moment and exclaimed, "Is that you?"
Jiang Li looked at the young man and smiled: "Alajia, are you not dead yet? The person who chased and killed you last time seemed to be quite powerful." ”
Alajia raised his head and said proudly: "He still wants to kill me......?" By the way, what are you doing here? Are you here to see the Peerless War?"
When Alajia said that when he fought back, his eyes flashed, obviously bragging, and he was not confident.
Jiang Li didn't break it, pointed to the mountain and said, "No, I'm here for a decisive battle." ”
Alajia rolled his eyes and said, "I'm starting to brag again...... You're good at everything, but your braggart personality is not likable. ”
The girl next to Alajia looked at Jiang Li curiously, and then looked at the cauldron in front of Jiang Li, the red soup in the pot was boiling, the meat was fragrant, and she subconsciously swallowed her saliva.
Jiang Li smiled: "Want to eat?"
The girl was not afraid of life, and nodded playfully to indicate that she wanted to eat.
Jiang Li pointed to the top of the mountain and said, "Let's go, go up and eat slowly." ”
When Alajia heard this, his eyebrows immediately furrowed, and he pulled Jiang Li and said, "Big brother, you want to be crazy, you are crazy, don't pull my mother-in-law." Do you know what that place is on that mountain?"
Jiang Li nodded and said, "I know, Zhuo Poor Peak, the place where I fought the decisive battle with Yat Mountain." What's the matter? Don't you be allowed to eat hot pot before the decisive battle?"
Alajia smiled, obviously thinking that Jiang Li was bragging. When he went up the mountain before, he did believe that Jiang Li was Jiang Li, but after thinking about it for this time, he still didn't feel that this cheap swish, with a warm face, and a young man younger than him was the legendary Jiang Li, the great demon king who flew away with one of the four masters in the world with one punch and fought against the Great Emperor of Yatshan.
Anyway, Alajia didn't believe it in his bones, so when he saw Jiang Li again, he still didn't believe it. At least, in front of his goddess, he struggled to keep himself from believing ......
Jiang Li patted Alajia's shoulder and said, "Okay, if you want more, it's better to go and have a look." Let's go up the mountain and eat hot pot. ”
Alajia shook his head and said, "Don't go...... You're crazy, I'm not crazy. Look at the great sun in the sky, the weather, the scene, how terrifying. Look at you again, riding a big black bird, carrying a mouthful of hot pot, and telling me that you went up the mountain to fight him? Are you stupid?"
Jiang Li glanced at him and said, "People can't look good, and the sea can't fight." Why can't I eat hot pot and ride a big bird to ride the carriage? Isn't he just rich in the family and got a few more light bulbs? What is there to be afraid of? ”
Speaking of this, Jiang Li saw that Alajia still refused to leave, and waved his hand and said, "Come on, if you like to go or not, I will go by myself." ”
After speaking, Jiang Li was about to leave.
Looking at Jiang Li's back, Alajia looked at the girl with a look of pity on her face, sighed and exclaimed, "Wait for me for a while." ”
The girl was stunned for a moment and asked, "You're not afraid?"
Alajia sighed: "Although that kid has a low IQ, he is not a good person. But I just think it's good...... Let him go up like this, and with his broken mouth, eighty percent will be killed. I'll go up and help him talk, maybe there's room for relaxation. After all, the people of the world are looking at it, and the Emperor of Yatshan also has to be careful about face, so it's not good to shoot at fools, right?"
The two of them didn't talk loudly, and the wind on the mountain and the heavy snow shouted, under normal circumstances, they couldn't be heard.
But what kind of strength Jiang Li is, he naturally heard this clearly, and he was so angry that he almost didn't put a mouthful of good hot pot ingredients on Alajia's head......
But overall, he also thinks that Alajia is okay.
Heilian said in a low voice: "Hey, don't dislike it, no matter what this kid says, although his mouth is a little broken, his mouth is a little black, and his strength is a little weaker, but the girl he brings is good." Up the hill, you have nothing to do to hook up, what if you hook up?"
Jiang Li directly gave him a big roll of the eyes, and said in his heart: "This grandson, what is his mind thinking all day long......?
"If you want to eat hot pot, just keep up. Jiang Li shouted to Alajia.
Alaka was helpless, slapped the flying carpet, and chased after the blue fat man and the girl Pudoru.
On the top of the mountain, the chariot slowly fell, and a golden figure fell from the sky with a sun-like light, standing on the top of the mountain, looking at the big pot on the mountain, and the remaining half pot of old soup, his eyebrows wrinkled: "Soup?!"
Obviously, Yat Shanda didn't expect that this good top of the world would be turned into a cauldron and stew the fierce beasts on the mountain......
Emperor Yatshan also hung a lot of black lines on his head for a while, and couldn't help muttering: "Who did it...... So...... Alternative. ”
Seeing that Jiang Li had not come, the Emperor of Yatshan originally wanted to sit on the top of the mountain and feel the loneliness of stepping on the world and being in the middle of the road. But at this moment, looking at the mouthful of old soup, I suddenly lost any interest, and I was about to go back to the carriage.
At this moment, a human voice came, and he looked down to see a crow flying up the mountain road from below.
When the Emperor of Artesan looked down, the man on the back of the raven was also looking up at him.
The two were stunned at the same time!
Jiang Li was stunned because he saw Yat Shanda for the first time and wanted to take a closer look.
The Great Emperor of Yatshan was different, he was stunned by Jiang Li's dress!
Riding a big bird alone, carrying a hot pot in his hand, the bird is also carrying all kinds of vegetables, fierce beasts, and demon meat slices...... No matter how you look at it, this product doesn't look like it's here for a decisive battle, it's more like it's coming to the vegetable market.
Seeing the two looking at each other, Alajia was not good, and he hurriedly stepped forward, bowed to the Great Emperor of Yatshan and said, "Hello respected Emperor Atshan, I am your subject Alajia. This is my brain-dead brother...... Well...... Arayi. He was born with a bad brain, and he is used to wandering around, so please forgive me for the offense. ”
As soon as these words came out, Jiang Li's face darkened.
The Yate Mountain in the sky was shrouded in golden armor, and there was a great sun halo behind it, and the whole person stood high in the sky like a big sun. The golden light is so bright that people can't look directly and can't see the appearance of the people inside......
But at this moment, the sun's rays trembled, as if it were snickering, as if it were coughing.
Jiang Li pulled Alajia behind him and said, "You're brain-dead, you're Alayi!"
Alajia said: "You should say a few words, the dog's life is important." ”
Jiang Li has more black lines on the door of his head, dog life?
The great sun in the sky trembled even more, and even let out a snort.
Jiang Li was stunned for a moment, looked at the Emperor of Yatshan in the sky, then looked at Alajia, and asked Alajia and the girl Pudoru: "Hey...... Did you hear that? The sun in the sky farted just now. ”
Before the two of them could speak, the sunlight in the sky doubled with a bang, and the power was as vast as if the sun was really falling, and the mountain peaks of Ya made a loud rumbling sound!
Alajia's head was full of cold sweat, and he said in his heart: "I'm Cao, I'm in trouble!"
At the same time, Alajia's brain was racing fast, thinking about how to break the game.
As a result, he didn't expect it, so he heard Jiang Li shout unhappily: "I received your light, it's too dazzling, and I delay eating." ”
Burst!
When Alajia heard this, he almost didn't squirt out the blood in his heart, and his legs were so weak that he almost knelt down and kowtowed to the Emperor of Yatshan and begged to be spared.
As a result, I heard the Emperor of Yatshan come and say: "Jiang Li, you will carry a pot to fight with me?"
The sound was not loud, only people nearby could hear it.
But when these words were heard in Alajia's ears, it was like Huang Zhong Da Lu knocking wildly in his ears, which shocked him so much that he was not calm, and he jumped several feet high!
Not to mention him, even the blue fat man and the girl Pudoru behind Alajia were also taken aback.
Alajia looked at Jiang Li in disbelief and exclaimed, "Are you really Jiang Li?"
Jiang Li wiped his nose and said, "What are you talking to? How many times have I told you, I am Jiang Li." Jiang Li, who is fake, don't you believe it?"
After speaking, Jiang Li found a place to sit cross-legged very casually, put down the hot pot and looked at the cauldron, frowned, and said, "This soup hasn't been drunk yet, it's still hot, you haven't drunk it less in the past few days." ”
Alajia's old face turned red, and he said, "Isn't this being hunted down...... If you can't go down, drink soup. ”
Jiang Li nodded, and did not pursue it, but asked the crow to come over and beckoned everyone: "Don't look at it, eat hot pot." ”
Alajia, Pudolu, and Blue Fat Man really haven't eaten hot pot, and they don't see meat when they see the red soup rolling in the big copper pot, and they don't understand what this thing is delicious about.
However, Pudoru seemed very generous, sat down directly, and then looked curiously at the tumbling red soup.
Seeing this, Alajia and the blue fat man also sat down.
Jiang Li took all kinds of vegetables and meat slices from the crow and put them aside. Then he asked the three of them, "What do you three want for dipping sauce?"
The three of them looked confused, not understanding what Jiang Li was talking about at all.
At the same time, the three of them were also a little weak-hearted, and looked up at the big day in the sky from time to time!
Who's that?
That's a generation of emperors, the peerless Emperor of Heavenly Glory Mountain!
He came to make an appointment to fight, but the battle didn't start, so let's watch a few of them eat first. The three of them were really a little weak-hearted, afraid that the Emperor of Yatshan would be unhappy, so they slapped them all to death.
Seeing their confused looks, Jiang Li simply took out sesame paste, leek flowers, chili oil, garlic, tofu, Lao Gan Ma and so on. Then he made a bowl of sesame sauce by himself, carrying leek flowers and garlic paste with sesame oil dipping sauce.
Then Jiang Li didn't care about them, he threw a large piece of fierce beast meat into the pot, and boiled it in the boiling hot pot for three or four seconds, and the incomparably tender fierce beast meat was instantly cooked for eight or nine minutes. Immediately, the lips and teeth are fragrant, and the mouth melts...... The beautiful Jiang Li couldn't help but raise his eyebrows, and exclaimed: "It's delicious! Sure enough, this cold day is still suitable for eating hot pot." ”
Seeing this, the girl Pudoru also did the same, and learned from Jiang Li's appearance and got some of them, and after tasting them, she decisively left only the sesame sauce and the old godmother. But when the meat was in her mouth, the girl's whole body lit up, and the speed of eating soared significantly.
Seeing this, Alajia and the blue fat man also followed, but the two of them encountered a problem, that is, they couldn't use chopsticks! The only clip was still in the hands of the girl Pudoru, they looked at me, I looked at you, and finally rolled up their sleeves directly, and they were about to do it.
Jiang Li glared at them directly and said, "If you dare to do it, I will cut off your hands and stew them!"
After glancing at Jiang Li resentfully, Alajia could only clumsily learn to use chopsticks. He doesn't know how to use a clip, he simply uses chopsticks as a toothpick, inserts a piece of meat into the hot pot to cook, and picks it out when it is cooked and eats it directly. The first spicy bite he sucked and screamed: "Damn, it's too spicy!"
But after two bites, it became: "This thing is poisonous, it's obviously spicy to death, but after taking a bite, you can't put it down, you can't stop it at all." ”
The blue fat man on the side nodded desperately, he was also eating with a mouth full of oil, and he didn't want to be happy.
Jiang Li looked at these poor babies who had never eaten delicious food with pity, and sighed: "If you are not born in the Eastern Capital, you have lived in vain for a lifetime." ”
After eating a few bites, Jiang Li looked up at the Great Emperor of Yat Mountain in the sky and said, "Hey, don't look at it, don't pretend, come down and eat together?" ”
"What kind of system does it take for many people to eat a pot together?" Emperor Yatshan was a little disgusted, and then added: "You and I are fighting a decisive battle today, but you are eating here...... Eat ......"
"Hot pot!" Jiang Li reminded.
The Emperor of Yatshan snorted: "Eating hot pot, you can't help but disrespect this big battle too much, right?"
Jiang Li shook his head, took out a bottle of beer, and after half a bottle was dry, he said: "On the contrary, I respect this big battle, so I came here to eat." ”
Yatshan frowned and asked puzzledly, "Oh?
Jiang Li said: "You set the time too early, I got up early in the morning, and I was so busy that I forgot to eat breakfast." You say that I come to fight you on an empty stomach, even if you win, you can be regarded as invincible, right? I fight you on an empty stomach, that is to look down on you, that is disrespectful to you, right?"