Chapter 2: When you meet a hero on the road, you need to present a sword, and the naughty boy can't stop laughing

Every street in Lin'an is very prosperous. The two walked into a crowded crowd, which turned out to be a juggling team. A girl of about 10 years old holds two thin bamboo poles in each hand, and the four saucers rotate on the four club heads. The girl suddenly did a front flip, and the pole and saucer in her hand were still spinning. The crowd applauded and threw copper coins into the box on the ground.

In another place, a man was facing the sky on his back, kicking a large vat of hundreds of catties with both feet, and a woman was standing on the tank. The man moves with his feet, the vat spins rapidly, and the woman on the vat dances with the vat spinning. Tacit cooperation, elegance and abnormality.

There are many shops on the street, and the crowd is bustling, sighing that my Great Song Dynasty has a prosperous economy and a gathering of humanities. There is no one else in the world.

At this time, a middle-aged man walked in the distance. This person has a beard, yellow and white skin, a moon-white middle coat, a green precious lake silk, and a hairpin of beautiful jade. He gently shook the paper fan, and the fan drew a cow with a string of trumpet flowers painted on the side of the cow. He shook his head and shook his head, unable to tell whether he was a scholar or a businessman, and the whole thing was nondescript.

Just when Zhang Junbao and Yin Lihua came over, the middle-aged man saw Yin Lihua at a glance. Deng Shi was dumbfounded, and muttered: "God, there is no such beauty in the palace." ”

Immediately said: "You stop!"

Yin Lihua stopped and looked sideways at the eight-character beard. Zhang Junbao was already a double cultivator of the Nine Yin True Scripture with a great foundation of wisdom, and he was also very disgusted by this rude person. He stepped forward and said, "Is there something wrong with you?"

The Great Song Dynasty is full of humanities, and the greetings and dialogues between people are extremely polite. It's rare to have such a simple and straightforward conversation. Even if it is a pawn of a peddler, it should be etiquette first, respectfully addressing the other party first, and humbly calling oneself last.

Bazisu was not annoyed, and today he was targeting this woman. As long as you reach your goals, nothing else matters.

Bazi Su shook the folding fan lightly, and said proudly: "Do you know who I am?"

Yin Lihua smiled mischievously and interjected: "My sister and brother are just full of food, you can talk about it." ”

At this time, many people had gathered around. As soon as I heard it, I was happy, this beauty is like a fairy, but it is so articulate, which means to entertain each other!

Bazi Xu didn't care, and shook the paper fan complacently and said: "Shi Miyuan, the prime minister of the dynasty, is my uncle, and Jia Yidao, the first Jinshi of the current department, is my own brother, and my name is Jia Feidao." ”

Someone in the surrounding area said, "When you look at the painting on your fan, you know that you are bragging." Jia Daguan has four paths, you can fly one, and there are three left?"

Everyone looked at the figure-of-eight fan noodles in unison—the cow and the trumpet flower. Everyone laughed, isn't it bragging?

Some people whispered: "Fuck, Jia Rudao, Jia Feidao, plausible, the treacherous Shi Miyuan and his gang are not good things!"

In fact, where do you not know? Shi Miyuan sent Jia Yidao and Jia Feidao to mix with the people, collect beautiful women and treasures, and provide the emperor with pleasure. The emperor played all day, and of course the power fell into the hands of Shi Miyuan. The people hated this traitorous person.

The low speech was actually heard by Jia Feidao. Jia Feidao was furious, pointed at the person and said, "You dare to insult Dang Chao Zaifu in public, I think you are tired of living......"

At this moment, with a swelling sound, Jia Feidao was knocked out a few steps away by a person who ran over, and his butt fell to the ground, and Jia Feidao, who was in pain, shouted his mother.

The person who came was dressed in linen and filial piety, and he was an old man with white hair. But his face was ruddy, his body was chubby, he looked smiling and wilting, and his small eyes were shining.

Jia Feidao was angry and scolded: "Your grandmother's ......"

The wilted old man quickly picked it up and said, "Yes, my grandmother is dead, I'll come to open the way, and there will be a hearse behind." Why don't you get out of the way. The living dare to stand in the way of the dead, and pee without taking off their pants. You stink!"

Yin Lihua looked at it and said secretly: This person is already eighty or ninety years old, if it is his grandmother, it must be more than a hundred years old. How is it possible, it's not here to tease Jia Feidao. - Yin Lihua guessed correctly.

Jia Feidao got up as soon as he could, pointed at the wilted old man and scolded: "You old bastard, if you don't kneel down for me today and call my father, I won't let you go." ”

Everyone didn't expect that the wilted old man immediately knelt down and shouted, "Dad-"

Jia Feidao was also stunned, this is too happy. He was complacent, his mouth cracking.

A tofu vendor on the side of the road leads a female donkey with a bag of beans on it. I see liveliness.

The wilted old man walked to the she-donkey in two steps and knelt down, and shouted, "Mother-"

At this time, dozens of people had gathered, and everyone laughed. It's here today, and it's better than a burlesque.

Jia Fei Daodeng's face flushed angrily, and he was about to scold the old man. The old man's index finger was hidden in his sleeve and he said a little to Jia Ru. Jia Feidao has been pointed at the acupoint and is motionless. And a big bubble of urine soaked the pants and flowed from the hem of the pants to the ground. The wilted old man said that he - the living dared to stand in the way of the dead, and peed without taking off his pants. It turned out to be true!

The others didn't see it, but Zhang Junbao and Yin Lihua did. The old man used the Empty Point Acupoint, but it combined the internal strength of the Nine Yin. There are only a few people in the world who have seen the fragments of the Nine Yin True Scripture, and depending on the age of this person, it is either Zhou Botong, the old naughty boy of the uncle's ancestor, or the nine-fingered beggar Hong Qigong. Hong Qigong and Zhang Junbao know, this person must be the teacher's uncle, the urchin Zhou Botong, there is no doubt.

Throwing down Jia Feidao, Zhang Junbao and Yin Lihua followed behind Zhou Botong and walked all the way.

Passing by a flatbread stall, Zhou Botong stopped and said to the boss: "Give me ten flatbreads." As he spoke, he took out a large ingot of silver from his bosom, unscrewed a small piece of silver with two fingers, and threw it on the board. ”

Originally, the cake stall was mainly scolded. This morning, it was this old man who grabbed a flatbread and ran, and after a while dared to come back and ask for meat and coriander. Of course, the stall owner wouldn't add meat, but the old man ran away with the meat bowl. A dozen people did not catch up and fled for him. How dare this guy come back?

Seeing the silver thrown over, good fellow, it's enough to buy fifty flatbreads with meat. Besides, when he saw Zhou Botong twisting the silver with his fingers, his hands stood solemnly at that time, and he didn't dare to make a sound. Good guy, this is the ancestor of Jiangyang thieves, don't twist my head like this.

Zhou Botong took ten flatbreads by himself, swiped a few times with his palm, and the ten flatbreads were split from the middle with a brush. The flatbread stall owner was so frightened that his tongue stuck out and forgot to retract it. Good guys, the palm of your hand is faster than a kitchen knife.

Zhou Botong's fleshy hands are not very big, he doesn't use a shovel, he directly grabs the meat with his hands. While grabbing it, he said: "If I want to put meat, I will put meat, if I want to put coriander, I will put coriander, and if I want to put spicy seeds, I will put spicy seeds." You me, you hit me?"

The owner of the cake stall still stuck his tongue out, and said secretly: "You ghost-like kung fu, who dares to take care of you, who dares to beat you, and will die." ”

Zhang Junbao and Yin Lihua looked at each other and smiled. The old naughty boy is the old naughty boy, and he competes with a flatbread seller.

Zhou Botong wrapped ten flatbreads, and rubbed his greasy hands on his filial piety clothes. Then put the filial piety clothes on the stall owner, the filial piety hat is worn on the stall owner's head, and the spirit flag is pinned to the back waist of the stall owner. Then, he took the tongue that the stall owner had put out on the outside and stuffed it back with a small piece of flatbread. Turn around and walk away. From beginning to end, the stall owner did not dare to move.

Walking to the secluded place, Zhou Botong turned around, pouted and said, "Say, who are you two little dolls." If you don't make it clear, I won't take you to play. ”

Zhang Junbao was waiting to come forward to give a salute. Yin Lihua smiled and said, "Anyway, we are your elders!

Yin Lihua began to be naughty again, talking backwards, teasing the old naughty boy with a child's heart.

The old naughty boy Zhou Botong immediately smiled, clapped his hands and said, "I know, you are my mother..."

Yin Lihua immediately thought that the old naughty boy had just called the female donkey his mother. Deng Shishi's face was flushed with anger and he said, "Old naughty boy, you ...... scolding."

Zhang Junbao is also a musician, his uncle is no different from the legend, he is really a child. stepped forward and bowed deeply, and said: "Apprentice grandson Zhang Junbao has seen Uncle Shizu, this is apprentice grandson sister Yin Lihua. On behalf of their father-in-law, Qiu Zhenren, the apprentice grandchildren greeted their uncle and ancestor. ”

Zhang Junbao turned his face sideways to look at Yin Lihua at the same time, Yin Lihua stuck out her tongue, raised her eyebrows and said: "Don't look at me, the old naughty boy scolded me for being a donkey, I don't give him a gift." said that Zhang Junbao took care of himself, and bared his teeth proudly. ”

The old naughty boy Zhou Botong had heard of Zhang Junbao, although he had never seen it. Qiu Chuji's righteous son must be the closest, no different from the disciples and grandchildren of the Quanzhen Sect.

The old naughty boy suddenly said with a straight face: "I said apprentice grandson, your sister and daughter, it is really not good to disrespect my old man so much." After speaking, he looked at Zhang Junbao and then at Yin Lihua. Two people, one keeps giving courtesy, the other looks at the surrounding scenery, and no one has a stubble at all.

The old naughty boy suddenly played, and he also wanted to try Zhang Junbao's martial arts cultivation. The hands of each other were used together, and the most powerful move of the Kongming Fist, Skynet, was restored. It is equivalent to two masters punching, and the shadow of the fist in the sky attacked Zhang Junbao.

Although Skynet is extremely powerful, there is no flaw. But for Zhang Junbao's Tai Chi Jin, moving to the extreme, it is a flaw.

Zhang Junbao suddenly rotated his body to the right, driving the old naughty boy's fists to the right. Turning around between the electric lights and flints, Zhang Junbao's legs were slightly bent, as steady as a rock. His arms were slightly bent, and his palms had been pushed to the ninety-five place of the old urchin's forearms. At this time, the old urchin had been deflected by Zhang Junbao's rotation, and then he was pushed by his right arm, and his body naturally turned to the left. In the end, he was already facing Zhang Junbao with his back to him, and naturally the door was wide open, and the danger was extremely dangerous.

The old urchin turned around and looked at Zhang Junbao with wide eyes. Zhang Junbao knew that the old naughty boy was a child, and he was safe everywhere, but he was uncomfortable. His eyes widened as he looked at the old urchin.

The old naughty boy was surprised and said, "Little Junbao, you are so powerful, where did you learn such tricks." Teach me quickly, I can worship you as a teacher. Speak, speak, I can't wait. ”

Yin Lihua flew forward, pointed at the old naughty boy's nose and said, "Are you ashamed or not, how did you do someone else's uncle and ancestor, you will be defeated in one and a half moves." It's a shame. ”

How do you know that the old naughty boy doesn't care about losing face at all, and he doesn't care about Yin Lihua's language blows. smiled at Yin Lihua, turned his face and still looked at Zhang Junbao pleadingly. The old naughty boy is a martial arts idiot, and when he sees the strange martial arts, his heart is itching.

In fact, if the two sides really compete, Zhang Junbao will definitely lose. It is impossible for the grandfather and grandson to use internal force, it is just a move fight. And Zhang Junbao's Tai Chi strength is really magical, but it really has the effect of four or two thousand catties.

At this time, Zhang Junbao's internal strength was only equivalent to six or seven percent of Guo Jing's, not to mention the old naughty boy who resisted the deeper internal force. In less than a year, Zhang Junbao and Yin Lihua have cultivated the Nine Yin Double Cultivation, and their internal cultivation is already a first-class master in the world, but they are still a little short of the top masters.

Look at the old urchin's earnest, pleading appearance. Zhang Junbao said patiently: "Uncle Shi, let's find a secluded place and talk about it." The apprentice also wants to ask for your advice. ”

The old naughty boy smiled and said, "Little Junbao, that's good, let's go up the mountain and talk about it." ”

It seems that now is the happiest time for the old urchin, and his speech is all in rhyme.