Chapter 019: Duck Feces Fragrance
Two years ago, the spider spirit was reborn this time and carried out a massacre in the Taishan Monarch's Mansion. Li Si also resigned from his position as a yin-yang official in the imperial court two years ago and went to Mount Tai to support, but when he arrived, most of the disciples of the Junfu were already dead and wounded.
"The descendants of our Li family who should be robbed are all mortals who have no power to fight back, and if it weren't for the protection of Taishan Junfu, they would have been killed long ago. I, Li Temple, have seen the devil's eyes, and I have learned superb yin and yang techniques in Chang'an, this time I should shoulder the responsibility to prevent the spider spirit from causing trouble to the world. ”
Li Si and the spider spirit had a head-to-head confrontation, a few moves between each other know that the other party is not three down five divided by two can be defeated, hard fighting for several hours both sides have been greatly injured, at this time plus the help of the surviving disciples of Taishan Junfu, Li Si is slightly in the upper hand, the spider spirit saw that the situation was unfavorable to him, so he took advantage of a gap to escape from Mount Tai, Li Si saw that there were many wounded in Junfu, plus he was injured, so he did not chase and kill.
"Lao Li, what about later?"
"After I recovered, I searched everywhere for the whereabouts of the spider spirit, and I stopped and stopped, I was stunned that I had no chance to completely eradicate this demon. Half a year ago, it went all the way south, and people and animals were uneasy everywhere it went, and when I arrived, several innocent lives were lost at its hands, and this guy must have fled here. ”
"This is easy to do, with your senior brother and I here for you, I dare to guarantee that its trip to Lingnan this time is a one-way ticket, do you have its whereabouts now?"
"This guy is very cunning, he has covered up his demonic spirit well along the way, and sometimes he will deliberately lead me to other roads, but I am sure that it is nearby, so when the time comes, there is still hope for senior brother...... When did you become my senior brother? Obviously, I am your senior brother!"
Zhang Shan covered his mouth and said in a slightly mocking tone: "It's just a spider spirit, you haven't killed it for two years, and you are embarrassed to call your brother my brother?"
"Hmph, one thing is one thing, in order of entry time, I am the senior brother......"
"Yo he, my rank is a little bit older than you, the superior is the senior brother, and the subordinate is the junior brother......"
These two old men, who are over half a hundred years old, quarrel like two stinky children. I have never seen Old Man Zhang so happy as at this moment, and the harshness and meanness of the past have disappeared without a trace.
It's really like when I was a child, my brothers and I were trying to earn who was the "big brother"!
Once I remembered my childhood, and I also missed my parents and brothers, and the pestle remained motionless.
"Hey~ What are you looking at in a daze?"
Marven shook his palm in front of his eyes and motioned for him to hurry up and bring the prepared wine and food.
After returning from the old palace, Lin Chen has always wanted to find an opportunity to invite you to dinner, so as to return the favor to everyone.
Everyone was very appreciative and agreed to Lin Chen's meal, Qingyang was inconvenient to leave the palace, so he had to accept this thank-you meal.
During the banquet, Lin Chen raised his glass, "Everyone, the little brother had to help you find my beloved things before, here, the little brother will give you a cup first!"
After Lin Chen finished drinking, he turned the wine glass upside down, indicating that he had done it first.
"Brother Lin Chen, you are polite, friends should help each other. ”
"Qiguang is right, you are a friend of the past, that is, my friend of Wei Ling, I also toast you. ”
"I'll toast you too. ”
"Thank you Brother Wei and Brother Wu, do it!"
Once he shook the wine cup, he felt that the wine in it was almost bottoming out, "Why are you two so polite? The food hasn't been served yet, and the wine has made you full." ”
"Hahaha......"
Lin Chen specially chose this restaurant with a good business, and there were many guests who came to eat today, and even the box was pre-booked, so Lin Chen had to aggrieve everyone to eat in the hall.
After waiting for a long time, he didn't see the second little guy in the store come up, Lin Chen was a little anxious, afraid that he would snub everyone, so he urged the second little guy to let the kitchen serve the food quickly.
The shopkeeper ran a little anxiously, and accidentally stepped on the tail of his dog when he passed by a bald customer.
The big dog's tail was flattened, and it barked in pain, attracting the attention of everyone present for a while.
The dog's owner looked fierce and vicious, not like a good kind, and his body was full of scars, and his scalp was half covered with iron. He saw that his dog had his tail stepped on, so he deliberately loosened the leash tied to the corner of the table and let it bite the shopkeeper.
Xiao Er was pounced on by the dog, biting his thigh, blood slowly flowed out of the dog's mouth, he rolled on the ground, and couldn't break free, so he had to cry out for help.
When the shopkeeper of the hotel heard the sound, he rushed to the rescue, and bowed in front of the bully: "Uncle spare his life, uncle spare his life! I am clumsy, I offended my uncle, and I ask him to spare his life!"
The bully shook his legs, took a sip of meat and wine, and only spoke for a long time, "It's not me who bites him and doesn't let go, don't beg me, you can beg whoever he offends, see if it is willing to spare him." ”
The shopkeeper saw that the dog was extremely vicious, and he was afraid that he would be bitten if he went up, and he was not afraid to get half a step closer, so he had no choice but to watch.
"Uncle, we are all rough people, I hope that you have a lot of uncle, spare him this time, he will not be able to do it. I think this way, you will be free of money for this meal, you just have to eat and drink well, you see?"
The bully ignored it.
"Ten taels more for you?"
The bully still ignored it.
"Twenty taels?"
"Fifty taels!"
"Fifty?
"Help...... Seeing that the shopkeeper was about to faint, the shopkeeper was heartbroken, "Okay! Fifty taels is fifty taels! I'll go get it, and you can let your dog loose!"
"Wangcai, come here!"
The dog heard the bully's call, let go of his mouth, turned around and lay at the bully's feet, sticking out his tongue "haha", revealing a well-behaved face.
What an obedient dog!
"Hahahaha, come, reward you with a piece of meat to eat, this is much better than human meat. ”
As soon as the piece of meat fell to the ground, the dog chirped and ate it.
The shopkeeper asked the other subordinates to carry the injured Xiao Er to see the doctor, and he went to the treasury to take the silver and handed it over to the bully.
There was a shortage of manpower in the store, so the shopkeeper had to help serve the food to the customers first.
When he came to Lin Chen's table, Lin Chen asked, "Shopkeeper, what is the origin of that person, who dares to deceive people like this?"
The shopkeeper didn't dare to answer, he first turned his head to look at the bully, and found that he didn't look here, so he turned around and whispered to Lin Chen: "This guy is the head of the ruffians in this land, do you see the long scar on the top of his head?" It is said that it was cut by the enemy before, and half of his scalp was lost, and then he found a blacksmith to make up for it with iron. Now everyone calls him Iron Head Strong. On weekdays, he just does things to bully the weak, and he is not a good person. ”
"Dare to commit something at the feet of the Son of Heaven, is he not afraid?"
"Hey, hey, this guy is not afraid of heaven and earth. This person is not afraid of stupidity, he is not afraid of stupidity, he is afraid of encountering someone who will not die, so he dares to be domineering here, and no one dares to provoke him. ”
"I don't believe it, I'd like to go and meet this guy for a while!"
As soon as these words came out, everyone turned their faces to look at him, and Qiguang persuaded on the side: "The strong dragon doesn't fight the head snake, I think we should not provoke him, eat quietly, and leave quickly." ”
Suddenly a voice interjected at the next table, "Yes, I see you will eat quietly, but don't make me laugh with any big words." ”
The person who spoke, once they also knew each other, was Lu Li, who was also a quasi-official of Yin and Yang, so coincidentally, he came to this restaurant to eat and saw the scene of bullying just now.
"Who are you talking about?"
"Whoever says big things, I'll say whomever they want. ”
"Okay, then let's make a bet, the loser will agree to a request from the winner, do you dare?"
"Okay!
"I'll go over later, and I'll scold at that iron head as hard as I can, and he will clap his hands and laugh. Bet if I can do it!"
When the shopkeeper heard this "nonsense," he persuaded him repeatedly: "The guest officer must not, must not! You, you are going to pluck the feathers on the tiger's head, don't get into trouble." ”
Once patted his chest, he told the shopkeeper that this matter was on him, and that he would bear the responsibility of what happened alone, and would not affect the others.
Lu Li sat down at the table, "Okay, I'll bet with you, I want to see what you are capable of." ”
As soon as he stood up, he was confident, and he told everyone not to blink and miss the show.
He walked up to Tie Qiang, pointed to the dog under the table, and shouted, "Grandson (Zei), your grandfather is here."
When Tie Touqiang heard it, he thought he was scolding him, and shouted: "His grandmother's, whose grandson are you scolding?"
Once pointed to the dog, "Big brother, don't get me wrong, I'm calling my dog, and it's called grandson." ”
"You say it's your dog?"
"This is the grandson. ”
Once the words pointed to the dog under the table, but the mouth was forced to speak to the iron head in front of him.
"Fart you, I raised this dog since I was a child, how did it become your family?"
"This is my dog, no matter who holds it, as long as I call its name, it will definitely answer me and run to me. If you don't believe me, I can show you. ”
"Hahaha, that's good, just call, I'll see if it will answer you. ”
As he spoke, Tietou Qiang picked up the dog and let its face face for a while.
So, with the "cover" of perspective, his performance began.
"Grandson, your grandfather is here, hey, call grandpa. You grandson, eat inside and out, turn your face and don't recognize your own grandfather? Look at you, dogs can't change their ...... eating."
After scolding him all the time, the dog's temperament was as dismissive as his master, and he didn't even look at him with a straight eye.