The Enemy Outside the Territory Part I, Chapter 11 The Wooden Bowl Smashes the Iron Head

After returning from the old palace, Lin Chen has always wanted to find an opportunity to invite you to dinner, so as to return the favor to everyone.

Everyone was very appreciative and agreed to Lin Chen's meal, Qingyang was inconvenient to leave the palace, so he had to accept this thank-you meal.

During the banquet, Lin Chen raised his glass, "Everyone, the little brother had to help you find my beloved things before, here, the little brother will give you a cup first!"

After Lin Chen finished drinking, he turned the wine glass upside down, indicating that he had done it first.

"Brother Lin Chen, you are polite, friends should help each other. ”

"Qiguang is right, you are a friend of the past, that is, my friend of Wei Ling, I also toast you. ”

"I'll toast you too. ”

"Thank you Brother Wei and Brother Wu, do it!"

Once he shook the wine cup, he felt that the wine in it was almost bottoming out, "Why are you two so polite? The food hasn't been served yet, and the wine has made you full." ”

"Hahaha......"

Lin Chen specially chose this restaurant with a good business, and there were many guests who came to eat today, and even the box was pre-booked, so Lin Chen had to aggrieve everyone to eat in the hall.

After waiting for a long time, he didn't see the second little guy in the store come up, Lin Chen was a little anxious, afraid that he would snub everyone, so he urged the second little guy to let the kitchen serve the food quickly.

The shopkeeper ran a little anxiously, and accidentally stepped on the tail of his dog when he passed by a bald customer.

The big dog's tail was flattened, and it barked in pain, attracting the attention of everyone present for a while.

The dog's owner looked fierce and vicious, not like a good kind, and his body was full of scars, and his scalp was half covered with iron. He saw that his dog had his tail stepped on, so he deliberately loosened the leash tied to the corner of the table and let it bite the shopkeeper.

Xiao Er was pounced on by the dog, biting his thigh, blood slowly flowed out of the dog's mouth, he rolled on the ground, and couldn't break free, so he had to cry out for help.

When the shopkeeper of the hotel heard the sound, he rushed to the rescue, and bowed in front of the bully: "Uncle spare his life, uncle spare his life! I am clumsy, I offended my uncle, and I ask him to spare his life!"

The bully shook his legs, took a sip of meat and wine, and only spoke for a long time, "It's not me who bites him and doesn't let go, don't beg me, you can beg whoever he offends, see if it is willing to spare him." ”

The shopkeeper saw that the dog was extremely vicious, and he was afraid that he would be bitten if he went up, and he was not afraid to get half a step closer, so he had no choice but to watch.

"Uncle, we are all rough people, I hope that you have a lot of uncle, spare him this time, he will not be able to do it. I think this way, you will be free of money for this meal, you just have to eat and drink well, you see?"

The bully ignored it.

"Ten taels more for you?"

The bully still ignored it.

"Twenty taels?"

"Fifty taels!"

"Fifty?

"Help...... Seeing that the shopkeeper was about to faint, the shopkeeper was heartbroken, "Okay! Fifty taels is fifty taels! I'll go get it, and you can let your dog loose!"

"Wangcai, come here!"

The dog heard the bully's call, let go of his mouth, turned around and lay at the bully's feet, sticking out his tongue "haha", revealing a well-behaved face.

What an obedient dog!

"Hahahaha, come, reward you with a piece of meat to eat, this is much better than human meat. ”

As soon as the piece of meat fell to the ground, the dog chirped and ate it.

The shopkeeper asked the other subordinates to carry the injured Xiao Er to see the doctor, and he went to the treasury to take the silver and handed it over to the bully.

There was a shortage of manpower in the store, so the shopkeeper had to help serve the food to the customers first.

When he came to Lin Chen's table, Lin Chen asked, "Shopkeeper, what is the origin of that person, who dares to deceive people like this?"

The shopkeeper didn't dare to answer, he first turned his head to look at the bully, and found that he didn't look here, so he turned around and whispered to Lin Chen: "This guy is the head of the ruffians in this land, do you see the long scar on the top of his head?" It is said that it was cut by the enemy before, and half of his scalp was lost, and then he found a blacksmith to make up for it with iron. Now everyone calls him Iron Head Strong. On weekdays, he just does things to bully the weak, and he is not a good person. ”

"Dare to commit something at the feet of the Son of Heaven, is he not afraid?"

"Hey, hey, this guy is not afraid of heaven and earth. This person is not afraid of stupidity, he is not afraid of stupidity, he is afraid of encountering someone who will not die, so he dares to be domineering here, and no one dares to provoke him. ”

"I don't believe it, I'd like to go and meet this guy for a while!"

As soon as these words came out, everyone turned their faces to look at him, and Qiguang persuaded on the side: "The strong dragon doesn't fight the head snake, I think we should not provoke him, eat quietly, and leave quickly." ”

Suddenly a voice interjected at the next table, "Yes, I see you will eat quietly, but don't make me laugh with any big words." ”

The person who spoke, once they also knew each other, was Lu Li, who was also a quasi-official of Yin and Yang, so coincidentally, he came to this restaurant to eat and saw the scene of bullying just now.

"Who are you talking about?"

"Whoever says big things, I'll say whomever they want. ”

"Okay, then let's make a bet, the loser will agree to a request from the winner, do you dare?"

"Okay!

"I'll go over later, and I'll scold at that iron head as hard as I can, and he will clap his hands and laugh. Bet if I can do it!"

When the shopkeeper heard this "nonsense," he persuaded him repeatedly: "The guest officer must not, must not! You, you are going to pluck the feathers on the tiger's head, don't get into trouble." ”

Once patted his chest, he told the shopkeeper that this matter was on him, and that he would bear the responsibility of what happened alone, and would not affect the others.

Lu Li sat down at the table, "Okay, I'll bet with you, I want to see what you are capable of." ”

As soon as he stood up, he was confident, and he told everyone not to blink and miss the show.

He walked up to Tie Qiang, pointed to the dog under the table, and shouted, "Grandson (Zei), your grandfather is here."

When Tie Touqiang heard it, he thought he was scolding him, and shouted: "His grandmother's, whose grandson are you scolding?"

Once pointed to the dog, "Big brother, don't get me wrong, I'm calling my dog, and it's called grandson." ”

"You say it's your dog?"

"This is the grandson. ”

Once the words pointed to the dog under the table, but the mouth was forced to speak to the iron head in front of him.

"Fart you, I raised this dog since I was a child, how did it become your family?"

"This is my dog, no matter who holds it, as long as I call its name, it will definitely answer me and run to me. If you don't believe me, I can show you. ”

"Hahaha, that's good, just call, I'll see if it will answer you. ”

As he spoke, Tietou Qiang picked up the dog and let its face face for a while.

So, with the "cover" of perspective, his performance began.

"Grandson, your grandfather is here, hey, call grandpa. You grandson, eat inside and out, turn your face and don't recognize your own grandfather? Look at you, dogs can't change their ...... eating."

After scolding him all the time, the dog's temperament was as dismissive as his master, and he didn't even look at him with a straight eye.

The performance of the day is called every day, and the appearance of the earth is not in place, and he is very anxious and helpless.

Seeing that it was in vain, Tietouqiang laughed, "Look, don't waste your tongue, it's not your dog at all, I don't recognize you as a grandfather, hahaha......"

"It seems that I recognized the wrong dog, sorry to disturb the eldest brother's dinner. ”

"I'll bark next time I see it clearly, but don't let people mislead me for stealing your dog. ”

"Yes, yes, the eldest brother taught us. ”

Once returned to everyone unscathed, he smiled smugly at Lu Li: "How is it?"

Everyone was silent about the wit just now, and the shopkeeper looked at him and said that he was angry with himself, and threatened to give everyone a free order.

Only Lu Li showed disdain, he spilled the wine in the bowl on the ground, and said contemptuously, "Carving insect skills!"

"Hmphβ€”β€”, what's the matter, dare to bet and dare not lose?"

"I'll go over later, and hit the bully on the head with this empty bowl in my hand, and not only will he not get angry, but he will let me keep knocking, and knock hard. Are you betting I can do it?"

This is much more difficult than what he did just now, and no one, including Yiyi, dared to believe that Lu Li could do it.

"Okay, as long as you can do what you say, then we're done. ”

This time, Chang Lu Li stood up, he took the empty bowl, quietly walked behind Tie Touqiang, and knocked down an empty bowl vigorously while he was not paying attention.

Buckle –

"Heyβ€”β€”, what bastard doesn't have long eyes and dares to knock me on the head?"

Lu Li leaned closer to his face and looked Tietou Qiang up and down: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I recognized the wrong person, I thought you were a powerful man with a powerful iron head who is famous all over the world." ”

"You're not mistaken, I'm iron-headed. ”

"How is it possible? It is said in the rivers and lakes that the iron head of the powerful man is extremely hard, and he collapses when he hits the wall, and the bridge collapses when he hits the bridge. But you can't even break my wooden bowl, how can you be the hero I admire?"

"Hey, hey, is that really what the rivers and lakes say?"

"Of course, not only my little brother, but even my hometown people have long admired the prestige of the hero, and they admire the hero's iron-headed magic skills. Therefore, the younger brother specially trekked through mountains and rivers, carrying the trust and expectations of his hometown, and did not hesitate to come here thousands of miles away, just to have a chance to see the powerful demeanor of the iron head, so that I could return to my hometown and promote the good name of the hero and the iron head magic skills. But you deceived me!"

"No, I don't. ”

"No, you're not him. ”

"Lao Tzu Xing doesn't change his name, he doesn't change his surname, it's the iron head of the famous man you said. ”

"Cut, don't lie to me. ”

"Come, come, come, if you don't believe me, smash my iron head with this wooden bowl, and I'll prove it to you. ”

"This ......"

Tietou Qiang steadied his horse steps, stretched out his head and asked Lu Li to hit him with a bowl, "Oh, you smash it quickly, I'll just stand still and let you smash it, until you believe that I am Tietouqiang." ”

Lu Li weighed the bowl in his hand, stretched out his thumb and aimed at Tie Touqiang's head, calculating the distance and strength back and forth, "This is what you said, what if I find out that you are a fake and beat you to death?"

Tietouqiang shouted at everyone, "Hahaha, it's okay, it's okay, everyone here has seen and heard, I asked you to smash it, you can use as much strength as you want, but don't be soft." Hahaha......"

The dog saw that his master was smiling so happily, and thought that he was playing some exciting and interesting game, and squatted beside him and barked happily, adding to the joyful atmosphere.

"Okay, then I'll smash it?"

"Come!"

Lu Li stretched out his arms, waved vigorously, and smashed the bowl firmly on Tie Touqiang's head, the wooden bowl was not broken, but Tie Touqiang was smashed to the point that his eyes were full of crystal stars, he was dizzy, and he almost couldn't stand up.

The onlookers present hadn't seen such a wonderful show for a long time, and they clapped their hands and laughed.

"Wellβ€”β€”, it looks like you're not him!"

"Little brother, you, don't go, I just felt like I was bitten by a mosquito, come again, you work harder. ”

Iron Head endured the pain and struggled to stand up with his hands on the table.

Lu Xuan wants to see how long you can last, this time I'm going to do it, "Everyone heard it, he asked me to smash it, don't rely on me if you die." ”

After saying that, Lu Li smashed it indiscriminately, and the force was amazing, and he didn't stop until the wooden bowl split in half.

"Ah, big brother, you are really the big brother of the iron head, you are disrespectful! big brother, big brother of the iron head, hey ......."

This iron head is strong enough, and I can't get up anymore.

Lu Li returned to the banquet and said to Yichao and everyone, "How is it?"

I have to say that Lu Li's trick is much better than that of the first dynasty.

When the shopkeeper saw that Tie Touqiang had been subdued, the evil spirit in his heart also dissipated, and he said to everyone that this meal was considered to be his invitation to everyone, and it was regarded as a reward for everyone.