"It's so tiring to be a man, if only I could be a tree in my next life......"

You don't have to do anything, you can just stand there and bask in the sun every day to survive, you don't need to think about messy things like interpersonal relationships, you don't need to stay up late to work, you don't need to talk and eat......

That's nice!

I don't have to look for a wife, I just rely on the little bee to solve the problem.

Of course......

It doesn't have to be a bee, it could also be a green-headed fly.

......

Night, no one around!

Ning Qi shook his waist, and then unbuttoned his trouser belt to the old tree in front of him, ready to relieve the pressure on his bladder.

Can't decompress yourself, can't you decompress your bladder?

At the gate of the silent community, Ning Qi felt that he might be the only greenery in the whole community except for this old tree.

Even such a dilapidated community is not something that outsiders like him can hope for, right?

Probably, man is the only animal in the world who does not worry about food and clothing, but about a place to sleep, right?

What a strange species!

Moreover, you say that it is already difficult for people to live in the world, so why do these men and women torture each other? Isn't this to find themselves unhappy?

It's really the one who has the highest price!

Real estate doesn't dare to play like this!

"By the way, why did my girlfriend suddenly become a sister-in-law?"

If you can't figure it out, you won't think about it.

Simply, he threw the second pot head in his hand into the trash can next to him.

Then I felt that it was wrong, so I picked it up again and divided it into a class.

"Eh, what kind of garbage are people?"

He really didn't find his own classification, so Ning Qi picked up the second pot head again, because he didn't know what kind of garbage the glass bottle was, and he didn't know if the pig could drink the second pot head.

He can drink it, and the pig should be able to drink it too, right?

"You said you, how can you bask in the sun, I'll give you some fertilizer today!"

He remembers that when he was a child, he used to apply fertilizer to the fields himself......

I didn't expect to go back to my old business today!

In order to make your old tree and dead wood spring, he Ning Qi has made a bloody capital today.

Urine is filtered out of blood......

It seems that there is nothing wrong with saying that it is bloody.

I heard that the cow urine and Ganges water over there in Tianzhu can cure cancer, so how can his 23-year-old iced black tea be regarded as a great tonic, right?

"Hey, it's cheap for you today! It's better for the hospital to prescribe cold medicine!"

Alas, it's almost enough to catch up with half a day's salary!

Reaching out and patting the dead bark of the old tree in front of him, Ning Qi began his last shush as a human being.

"Wine is food, the more you drink, the younger you get!"

"Partition~"

If you don't get drunk, everyone will get drunk.

......

The next day, the sun rose in the east.

"Why am I wet?"

Although he couldn't see or hear for the time being, Ning Qi still knew the slimy feeling on his body.

How to describe it?

It's like the feeling of being all over when he hugged his little nephew......

It's a bit like the feeling when he is halfway through the shower and suddenly stops watering......

Wait a minute!

"Why did I get?"

That bastard did it!?

Boo on a drunk person, this is too immoral!

Don't know about garbage classification?

Although I don't know if pigs drink urine or not.

......

Wait a minute!

Why am I standing next to myself?

What happened? This was Nick's first question after he became aware of the world around him again.

Looking at the person lying in front of him, Ning Qi subconsciously wanted to call the police, and then he moved his arm......

Wait a minute!

"Where's my hand?"

What the hell is going on!?

......

Ning Qi became a tree, an old tree that was about to decay.

That is, he will not live long!

It seems that the focus is wrong......

In other words, he has now fulfilled his wish last night, and he is not a person!

"I'm just joking, how do you think you take it seriously?"

I don't know if it was the great god who passed by and made such a joke with him.

In the world, escape is often the last and most difficult means......

How can you honor your parents when you become a tree?

The more rebellious the child, the more he should know the hardships of his parents, right?

After half a life, looking back and finding that I have been unruly for half my life, the most sorry thing is not my old lover or old friend, but the time between my parents and myself who have gradually become old......

I was also a teenager!

I also dreamed of going to the end of the world with a sword......

Ning Qi's mind was active, constantly perceiving his surroundings, trying to determine the specific location he was in now, and whether the surrounding environment was suitable for preservation......

Save your body!

You can't watch yourself rot, can you?

Watching his body decay seems a little weird.

But this seems to be the center of the city, and the best place for his body is not the oxidation of the decomposers, but the gasoline crematorium in the crematorium on the outskirts, or the green river that runs through the city.

"No, I don't want to turn to ashes!"

Although Da Gu can turn into light, he Ning Qi doesn't want to be burned to ashes......

But what could he do? How could a tree call the police? But if he called the police like this, he would have burned faster, right?

Ning Qi's extremely active thinking at the moment could no longer do anything else to the outside world except to speed up his own photosynthesis.

He's an old tree now!

Motionless......

Old trees that can do nothing but provide oxygen to the world.

Well, maybe it will be able to bear fruit in the future!

This is also considered a future, right?

......

Spring goes and winter comes.

Ning Qi has been this old tree for ten years.

He watched his body being dragged away, and his parents came to him to mourn, wanting to find solace in the place where their son died, but what awaited him was even heavier sadness.

His parents came every year, and each time they brought a whole bunch of things that he liked to eat as a child, and then burned them in front of him, even though he didn't like them very much when he grew up......

Until three years ago, they did not come.

Come to think of it, there should be someone who can replace him, right?

"Turning into a tree...... It's so nice!"

Except that you can't cry, everything is fine......

He had also seen his ex-girlfriend, who crept up to him, sat under his old tree and wept quietly, saying that the child in her belly was actually his.

A bit informative!

She used to be a girl, and she used to believe in love, right?

Thinking of this, Ning Qi had the idea of forgiving her......

People are different from trees, they have to eat!

Especially after women have children, the reality is understandable.

Who told him that he couldn't even see what kind of garbage he was, and as a result, he harmed others and himself.

"I used to firmly believe that human life should burn from the beginning to the end!"

"It turns out that I have always misunderstood, human life is not a slow candle, but a firework......"

Even if it is a countless failure, the accumulation of silence for decades is burned, and then it should be worth it to leave the most brilliant traces in the starry sky, right?

Instead of obscurity, passing away quietly.