Chang'an, where there is no one at night, is particularly quiet at this time, the sky is dark, and a trace of chill gradually emerges on the lakeside where there is no one at this time, and if you look closely, it is a red lantern swaying branches, the wind is blowing stronger and stronger, and the moon seems to be cooperating with this good show, and no one seems to want to miss it.

Five people dressed in Tang costumes came to this city, and at a glance they knew that they were Tang Seng masters and apprentices, Tang Seng: "Ah sneeze, why hasn't my son Tang Burning Chestnut obtained the true scriptures, Wukong, you said that there will be no accident, according to common sense, there should be no problem." ”

And the fake Monkey King, Zhu Bajie, Sha Monk, and Little White Dragon are all masters, when my old grandson was pressed under the Five Elements Mountain for 500 years, if the Buddha thought it was me, he didn't have anything bad to play the tenth reincarnation, my old grandson has been reincarnated 20 times, fortunately, the master notified me back then, I asked my master to get the Yuan Shen, and I suffered less for many years. Sun Wukong said.

"That's right, master, you're still smart, you expected it, so we didn't even take a single scripture, and waited for the cultivation to achieve positive results. Zhu Bajie said.

"Hey, the poor monk likes women the most, and I read the little yellow book at the age of 10, and I knew it at the age of 11, I peeked at the beauty bathing at the age of 12, and I started to do things at the age of 13, and those who have been are called cool! At the age of 14, I picked up my sister, at the age of 15, and at the age of 16, I began to abduct and sell it! At the age of 17, all the beauties of the Tang Dynasty were all grass by me, at the age of 18, I made props professionally, and at the age of 19, I made things in the 21st century, and at the age of 20, I was able to arrange from Beijing to Siberia. Tang Seng said.

"Master is wise!" said Monk Sha.

"Don't say that there is no one in the world that I haven't grassed, everyone in the world is counted as my descendants. Tang Seng said happily.

"Master, you see that my grandson has helped you for so many years, leave Zixia to me!"

"Hey, I don't need you to say it, I've already grassed it, it feels good, it's very tight, and I almost can't get in the poor monk. Tang Seng said jokingly. 【Anti-Pornography and Anti-Illegal Activities】

"Master, how can you do this. Sun Wukong cried.

"It's not that good, I'm just twice. Tang Seng said.

Sun Wukong said sadly: "Ah, master, you are still twice a day, my poor Zixia!"

What are you kidding, Lao Tzu is impotent, he was molested twice, and he was beaten, and he also asked Lao Tzu to take a horse step, and it was 10 hours to tie it, woo woo, uncomfortable!

"It's okay, the poor monk is only 10 hours at a time, and twice a day is less. She also said that it was not cool enough (woo woo, let me tie 10 hours of horse steps and said that I am not standard, uncomfortable to death, she said that I can tie 36 hours of horse steps, she will consider being my girlfriend, alas, but Zama step to Zama step, you actually eat food in front of me, the fragrance is too good, it must be delicious, such a woman has to die to get home! ), let the poor monk (envy, jealousy and hate, Supreme Treasure, you get out of here, Lao Tzu wants to duel with you!) and then grass the poor monk I don't have. Tang Seng said

Sun Wukong cried again: "My little Xiaxia!"

"As far as I know, Fairy Zixia shouldn't be this kind of person, and it must be a fox spirit who is so angry. Zhu Bajie said.

"Get out, you idiot!" said Sun Wukong.

"Aha, it turns out that Zixia is too cheap, that's why you like her, Brother Da Shi! Needless to say, I understand!" Monk Sha said thoughtfully.

"Fortunately, the master has a Journey to the West, and that Nokia. The little white dragon said.

Li Xin laughed hehe: "A person who knows the destiny of heaven is good, and he is not afraid of heaven and earth." Old Tang, your son is coming back soon. ”

"Oh, thank you Lao Li~" Tang Seng said.

"About 100 years or so, your son's peach blossom luck is really good. I can't describe it. Li Xin said.

"Lao Li, where is your little white?" asked Tang Seng.

"Li Hei, it's good, I'm ashamed as his uncle, his sword (cheap) skills have reached the sword god. Li Xin said.

"The once-in-a-century Three Realms Treasure Offering Conference has been held, will you go?" Li Xin said.

"Go, Xiao San and I are very good, but I don't have time to meet, and now she is also participating, can I not go!" Tang Seng said.

"Shall we go together?" said Li Xin.

"No, you don't know that my peach blossoms are prosperous, the queen mother has taken a fancy to the poor monk, the poor monk is embarrassed, and the sky is a day on the earth for a year, so don't go early to dry the kidneys! At that time, it was officially started, and the treasure offering meeting was a treasure after all!" Tang Seng said.

"Forgiveness, Lao Li I won't accompany you, the Three Realms Conference let me participate in advance to protect the Holy One. Li Xin said.

"Well, you go! The poor monk is just looking for some magic weapons. Tang Seng said.

"Farewell, see you at the Three Realms Conference!" Li Xin said.

..........

Tang Seng saw a bully: "Oh, yes! Why are there so many bad people these days? ”

"Little sister, don't be afraid! I'm here!" Tang Seng said

When the bully heard this, he became angry, and the bully: "What is the noise, labor and management have no leisure." ”

"Put down the young lady in your hand, I will spare you from death!" Tang Seng said.

Bully: "This is Chang'an City, the territory of labor and capital, where did you come from, you bad old man." Get out of the way!"

Tang Seng was puzzled and said: "Chang'an has always been my territory, how did it become yours?"

Bully: "Nonsense, labor and management have been in this city for many years, and I haven't heard of a person like you." ”

Tang Seng asked with an unscientific look.

Bully: "Wu Zetian is my aunt's first love." ”

", you brag and don't look at the object, I'm the ninth generation anti-deception king, and I haven't heard of you in Chang'an 968. Tang Seng said.

"You are the sand bird in that place, tell you that everyone in the world has been by me, you may be my descendant, I may have disturbed you!" Tang Seng said.

The bully was angry: "Nonsense, Chang'an is the exclusive city of the Nine Realms, even if the fairy world can't look down on it, it is also a spiritual land for ordinary cultivation, I Shen Xuannan don't believe you, you are a bad old man, I believe you are a ghost!"

The world is ruthless and does not break ten thousand blades, and knows what morality is the world. Sun Wukong: "Master, why are you talking so much nonsense with him? ”

"Amitabha, the poor monk also thinks, after the reincarnation of the tenth generation, most of the mana is given to my two sons, how can I fight?" Tang Seng said.

"The practice has been dispersed for many years, and the fate of people coming and going has finally been broken, and the love is like nine days of shelter and flying. Tenderness and morality divide the money shirt, no money to return home to guard the clothes, the sky seems to have a lover but rebelled, and in the end he returned home alone. Tang Seng said.

Liu Boji: "The time and place are favorable, the postgraduate examination English geometry Zen, the ancient literature is good and the people are scattered, and the evil succumbs to the world." When can I pass English, and when will I not worry about the exam? Thousands of glasses of drinking in the sitting, flirting with girls is still the old spicy ......"

Shen Yingnan: "Get out, another bad old man, blind BB what, the old man is not young, like a fool!!"

Liu Boji: "Young man, don't bully honest people, tell you that the Son of Heaven is guilty of the same crime as the common people." ”

"Lao Liu, you sit down, I can solve my personal grievances with him. Tang Seng said.

Liu Boji: "How do you know that my surname is Liu?"

"No, aren't you Liu Boji?" Tang Seng said.

Liu Bochi: "That's right! I'm Liu Bochi, how do you know?"

"With a pale face and serious eyes, is it true that the Chang'an I have been staying in is virtual?"

"Fixed" Sun Wukong casts spells.

Sun Wukong: "Master, it seems to be yes, after all, where is my old grandson feeling less aura, my old grandson thought it was the reason why he used the Yuan Shen to learn the scriptures but didn't notice it, and it may be fake from the moment he learned the scriptures." ”

Li Xinfei came over: "That's right, it's fake from the beginning, if the Buddha can make you so happy and happy? Impossible, he knew it from the beginning." ”

"Lao Li, then I don't have a son, so why is my spiritual power weakened?" Tang Seng said incredulously.

Who would have thought that after 1,000 years of happiness, it turned out to be a fantasy, which is simply torment.

"You have a son, from Nuwa's remnant soul plus Nuwa stone, and multicolored stone, and you, so you have two sons, and then you live together in virtual time and space, and then I already knew, and I also mentioned to you, I shouldn't have been drunk that night, I said it through the strength of wine, fortunately you thought I was drunk and talking nonsense, so you didn't believe it, so your son will get 25% of Nuwa's cultivation and mana when he is 16 years old, and Tang can get 10% more by burning chestnuts," Li Xin said.

"Alas, creation makes people!" Tang Seng said.

Sun Wukong was overjoyed: "It doesn't matter, it's fate in the end (hey, hey, Zixia is still me.)" ）”

"Brother Da Shi, don't be too happy, you haven't grabbed it in the illusion, can you grab it in reality?" Zhu Bajie said honestly.

"You idiot, the master is a bad guy in the fantasy world, but not necessarily in reality. Sun Wukong said.

Shen Yingnan: "You little cub!"

"******** the four seas are ***********, and the Kunlun secret method is ...... Soul Fixing Mantra***" Li Xin incused.

Shen Junan had no effect and sneered: "Slightly~slightly~slightly~ When have I, Shen Xuannan, been afraid of anyone? Even if the Jade Emperor is here, I can still be defeated." ”

"This... This is the fluctuation of people who have cultivated to surpass the true immortal, Lao Li, is it okay for you to fix your soul?" Tang Seng said.

"Even a messenger of fate can be fixed. Li Xin said.

"Unless you're ........," Tang Seng said.

.......

A powerful brain wave reminded Tang Seng of the memories of his previous life:

The class bell rang, and Tang Seng, who was sitting on the side reading in Class 5 of the first year of high school, suddenly reacted, picked up the English textbook and walked away.

"Tang Seng, what are you doing?" asked Li Gaoqi.

-------- (Li Gaoqi is the class leader of the fifth class of the third year of high school)

"Anyway, our class takes the first place from the bottom every time, no matter how hard we try, it's useless, it's better to sleep. Tang Seng said.

"Tang Seng, you can be like this, no matter how bad your study is, you have to learn, even if you work hard from the bottom, you can still make progress. -------- (Liu Xiu is an English teacher in the fifth class of the third year of high school------ originally I didn't want to care about students, because in high school, I basically want to learn if you want to learn, don't learn if you don't want to learn, don't learn, don't care about me. Liu Xiu said.

"Year after year, day after day, what do you need to be a genius to learn useful words?" Tang Seng said

"It's almost a holiday, can't you hold up this last English class?" Li Gaoqi said angrily.

"Okay! I'll read it!" Tang Seng said.

The classmates next to Tang Seng all laughed suddenly, because Tang Seng was reading English, he probably echoed it, because he took the English books upside down.

Tang Seng didn't know that he was distracted, he didn't stop, time was like a leaf falling from the tree in an instant, and the sky changed dramatically in an instant, if you were in the house, you would know that the bright red outside was not blood but an unknown liquid, and suddenly Gao Ren's homeroom teacher and other door teachers magically appeared in the class, and the door suddenly closed.

"The door won't open, and the window won't open!" Mr. Li said.

The teachers present were also frightened, because they were all busy preparing for the lesson, and they were suddenly teleported to what was going on: "Take a brick and smash the window open"

Other students: "No bricks"

Homeroom teacher: "There's a piece of the class trash can." ”

Other students smashed windows and doors with bricks, but to no avail: "The teacher is useless!"

Tang Seng was reading the novel on the side, he didn't care, Li Gaoqi: "Tang Seng, come over and help." ”

"Anyway, you can't smash it, and it's a waste of time and energy to smash it again, and strategy is the most important. Tang Seng said.

"You.... You don't know how to say you're good, and you can't say no without trying. Li Gaoqi blamed.

Tang Seng said with a smile: "Waiting to see Grandpa Mao..."

"You.." Li Gaoqi was speechless.

Suddenly the blackboard reacted, what is their blackboard called Apt is multimedia, a picture appeared, a white picture similar to a ghost's head, the timid girls in the class couldn't help but tremble, the blackboard: "Hello! Hello! I'm from hell, I just want to play a game with you, don't be afraid!"

The girls in the class turned pale with fright when they spoke to the blackboard, and only one bold girl, Teng Mengnan, said: "What are you playing?"

Blackboard: "Hey, hey, hey"

"Cut, another flirtatious girl, what should I do?" Tang Seng said with a wry smile.

Blackboard: "What is a flirtatious girl?

"I'll cut, are you suffering a hundred martial arts?" Tang Seng asked speechlessly.

Blackboard: "And what?"

Blackboard: "System, I want to upgrade." ”

System: "Sick jumping,Host "Blackboard" upgrade successfully,Nickname:Blackboard,Level 1OO level,Skill:None,Occupation:None,The next upgrade will cost 9999999999 million....... 100,000,000 XP"

Blackboard: "I've leveled up, I know what you say! ”

"Oh, I'll go, and the blackboard of the system, I have to post a Weibo. Tang Seng said.

Blackboard: "And who, the little girl who said to play something?"

Blackboard: "You all have to play with me, connect the upper and lower links, answer the correct deity, fulfill your wishes, one question and one wish, one by one, punish it.... Hey, hey, hey!"

Blackboard: "Benzuen chuti le nimeng do tinghao le baimux." ”

"Please answer!"

Teng Mengnan: "What .......?"

Blackboard: "If you answer incorrectly, you won't have a piece of clothing, so I'll ask who else you have?"

The words of the blackboard seem to be very smart, and suddenly Teng Mengnan has no clothes, (Alas, I almost forgot about this and this paragraph, haha, embarrassing! Luckily, it's a bit more than a lot of clothes to wear in winter, and it's okay to have one or two things less....... With the rhythm, many girls have no clothes, and the problem is too difficult, (it was cold for a few weeks when I wrote this, and I couldn't think of a hidden poem without a concept, so just find one!)

Blackboard: ".. Bi reward confidant.中Tubing Qi.. I can't help but tweezers on my sideburns, what is missing?"

Tang Seng wanted to answer because he knew the answer, but this blackboard said that this was a game that could not be told, and it happened that the blackboard was glued to Teng Mengnan again, and the master couldn't bear to say the answer directly, he thought that the blackboard could let Teng Mengnan go but he didn't expect that there would be such a big fork, and the blackboard said to Gao Ren: "Tell the question to change the candidate, Teng Mengnan took it away directly because of cheating, you continue, just said that you kid answered right!"

"It's me! I know the answer to everything you said, ask me forget it, why bully her a weak woman?" Tang Seng said.

Blackboard: "Then start with you, if you answer correctly, I will return Teng Mengnan to you, and if you are wrong, you will have to die." ”

"Ask, anyway, people who read books have the courage to read, so they don't believe that dreaming can kill themselves. Tang Seng said with a smile.

Because Tang Seng has always thought that he is dreaming again, and then he is too happy to see the girls in the class without clothes, although it seems to be just a dream, but Tang Seng completely misunderstood, this is not a dream at all, and the behavior he did is very likely to cause him to disappear from this world, Tang Seng: "Come on, come, see if I don't crack you bad old man, believe you, I'll be a horse." ”

Blackboard: "Reward confidants, spit out soldiers." Sideburns can't help but tweezers. ”

"It's that simple, let me think about it. Tang Seng said happily.

Blackboard: "Answer incorrectly, one more chance!"

"I'm too nervous, let me take a break," Tang Seng said.

(Haha, this is the protagonist's privilege, commonly known as the fool has a fool's blessing, abbreviation: the protagonist's aura!)

Blackboard: "Do it again if you answer incorrectly!"

"Hey, hey, it seems that this blackboard still has feelings for me, I used to wipe the blackboard every day, hehehe!" Tang Seng said.

"Bai Bi rewards his confidant, he spits out the soldiers, and the snow sideburns can't help but tweezers. Tang Seng said.

Blackboard: "That's right, no, no, no, it's like I've asked this question just now, and I'll do it all over again." ”

"Okay! No problem!" Tang Seng said.

Blackboard: "Bi is suspicious and wronged, Fu Qiu recruits him, and he will see the officials."

"Blackboard, do you like me, such a simple question, it's all Bai Muxue, hahaha. Tang Seng said.

Blackboard: "The deity, I've lived for 19.06 million years, and I was teased by you for the first time, and I'm, but the game continues." ”

Blackboard: ".. Bi then became wronged.. Desheng overlooked.. The ice is reopened. ”

"Are you teasing the blackboard, or Bai Muxue. Tang Seng said.

Blackboard: "Looking for the dust of the bamboo horse journey, seeing the plum blossoms blooming alone, the east wind is infinitely good, and it seems that the old man has a fate." ”

Tang Seng: "WQ, the answer is that I like you, are you sick?" ”

Blackboard: "Ah, hahahaha, the task is complete, our boss, flawed, you little fairy is unlucky, the world is big, there are no surprises, but no one has ever dared to call Bai Muxue I like you These words, it may be a debt in a previous life!"

"What is it?" Tang Seng said.

Blackboard: "In the barren period, there was a person called against the sky, who was basically invincible and famous against the sky, at that time he had already proposed relatives and set up at the door, whoever dared to rob me would dare to kill! After hundreds of millions of years, no one dared to come to propose relatives, and there were people who proposed against the sky, so Bai Muxue was directly protected by the Emperor of Heaven and the Jade Emperor, and he still said that this sentence was to punish the nine clans. ”

Blackboard: "Our boss asked us to get rid of the gods of the fairy world, just knowing that many of you have gone through tribulations, and it happened to be that you have the strongest spiritual power, and you said this sentence and uploaded it to the heavenly realm and the immortal realm, you wait to die!"

"The Strongest Custom System" and "Culling the Sky" will not be updated today, and they will be updated tomorrow!!