Chapter Twenty-Six: The Old Way, the Handyman, and the Donkey

With the addition of Zhang Laodao, Zhao Ran does not need to fight alone, and to his surprise, Zhang Laodao is actually a good worker, not young, but not less than strong labor, and even surpassed.

Lao Dao's footsteps are fast and fast, Zhao Ran scoops a scoop of fecal water in the manure tank, and Zhang Lao Dao can often scoop two scoops. Fiddling with this long-handled dung scoop is not easy at all, Zhao Ran has to rest for a while after scooping a few scoops, but Zhang Laodao has scooped one scoop after another, and he has not stopped in the whole process of work.

Zhao Ran had to ask Lao Dao with admiration if Lao Dao had ever practiced martial arts. Lao Dao sneered and said: "Just this style, you still need to practice martial arts?

Zhang Laodao can use two people or even three people alone, which makes Zhao Ran a lot easier, but the second surprise brought by Zhang Laodao makes Zhao Ran a little uncomfortable.

The old donkey, pulling the cart, was cleaning the floor of the toilet one by one, with a bucket in his mouth. After cleaning, he followed behind Lao Dao, who brushed the pit with a wooden fork, and the old donkey cooperated with a little bit to wash the pit.

A donkey actually cooperates tacitly!

Zhao Ran looked at this qiΔ“ dumbfounded, speechless for a while, and then he watched the old donkey put the empty bucket on the cart by itself, got into the front of the cart and put on the bridle, pulled up the cart and left......

Zhang Laodao glanced at Zhao Ran, who was stupidly standing still, and said strangely: "Stinky boy, standing stupidly, don't leave quickly! This is the first toilet, and there are still two that haven't been cleaned! Hurry up!"

Zhao Ran pointed to the old donkey and stumbled: "This ...... This donkey...... Can you work??"

Zhang Laodao said impatiently: "Isn't this nonsense? The donkey doesn't work, what are you pulling it over?"

"It's not...... This donkey, I mean it flushes......"

"Stinky boy, you're so rare and weird. Every day in the courtyard they pull it out to sweep it, and no matter how stupid the donkey is, he can see it, isn't it just flushing water and washing the pit? ”

"But...... But how did I not know he could work? We haven't seen ......."

"You didn't ask it, and of course you didn't know it would work. ”

"This ...... Can you still ask, "Old Dao, don't you know how to speak wild words?"

Zhang Laodao blew his beard and glared: "Stinky boy nonsense, are you scolding Lao Dao?"

Zhao Ran hurriedly waved his hand, pointed at the old donkey and said: "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding! Old Dao, I don't mean anything else, I mean, if you don't understand animal language, how can you talk to him...... Belch...... Speak?"

Zhang Laodao looked at Zhao Ran with disdain: "Stinky boy, you were kicked in the head by a donkey, right? I don't understand animal language, so don't you want a donkey to understand human language?"

"Huh, this donkey can still understand human speech?"

"If you don't believe it, ask yourself. ”

Zhao Ran took two steps forward in disbelief and said to the old donkey: "Donkey......"

The old man reprimanded: "Respect, this old donkey is older than you!"

"Uh...... Can you understand me, this donkey brother?"

The donkey glanced at Zhao Ran, turned his head and "angang" twice, and snorted.

Zhao Ran was shocked, and then he was very interested, stepped forward and grabbed the donkey's neck and shouted: "God, do you really understand? You are a donkey!"

The old donkey shook his head, and said "angang" twice, pulled up the cart and walked forward, Zhao Ran followed behind, kept looking at the old donkey, and his eyes were full of excitement: "Old Dao, let's pick up the treasure! You say, how much is a donkey that can listen to people's words worth on the market? Can it be sold for 10,000 taels of silver?"

The donkey stopped suddenly, raised its hind hooves and wanted to kick, Zhao Ran laughed, waved his hand and said, "Don't be annoyed, don't worry, don't worry, just kidding, just kidding...... Haha, oops, baby......"

Under the moonlight, a dirty old man, a young fireman, and an old donkey covered in leprosy, this strange combination was busy in the Wuji Courtyard, and then sprinkled a cheerful laugh on the mountain path of Wuji Mountain.

"Brother Donkey, Brother Donkey, I have been slow in the past, but it's really mine, I apologize to Brother Donkey here!"

"Aung Aung"

"Stinky boy, remember it in the future, everything has its own spirituality......"

"Got it, got it, old man, don't be verbose, I'm chatting with Brother Donkey, what are you doing?"

"Hey, you stinky boy!"

"Brother Donkey, Brother Donkey, I'll give you a bath tomorrow, right? You see that your body is so dirty, sooner or later you will get a skin disease, you must not learn this old way, you know?

"What is hygiene?"

"I said the old way, you really don't care about culture!"

"Aung Aung"

"You see, Brother Donkey also thinks you are uneducated...... Brother Donkey, you and I have the same point of view, like-minded, I would like to invite you to eat some good cakes tomorrow! Do you want to eat cakes? Sweet or salty?"

"Stinky boy, people like to eat meat, it's good to get a meat bun. ”

"Aung Aung"

"It's no problem with meat buns! Why don't you have a piece of pork ribs? beef or mutton? Brother Donkey said yes, what our old Zhao has is money. By the way, in fact, donkey meat is also good, the so-called 'dragon meat in the sky, donkey meat in the ground'......"

"Aangβ€”"

"Haha!"

......

Zhao Ran's broom career suddenly seemed very happy because of the old way and the donkey, and the old way fart, teasing the donkey and talking, and the small life was also good.

Since Zhang Laodao built a thatched hut, he has not returned to Yunshuitang to rest, he has set up his home next to the waterfall and clear pond, as if the broken thatched house is like a fairyland. Zhao Ran understands this, no matter how bad his house is, it is also his home, and no matter how good the house in the guest hall is, it is also a temporary hostel.

There is a kind of white fish that grows naturally in Qingtan, which is fat and tender, and delicious and abnormal. Lao Dao got a broken branch from an unknown tree, picked up a vine on the ground, made a fishing rod, and often sat on the edge of the thatched hut to fish.

Zhao Ran was very disdainful of the vulgarity of the old way, so he asked Guan Er to order a good fishing rod from a skilled craftsman in Guyang County. But I don't know why, every time he comes to find the old way to fish, his record is always zero, but he has been despised by the old way countless times. Once Zhao Ran couldn't stop his curiosity and snatched the old fishing rod, but in less than half an hour, he succeeded one after another, which made him puzzled.

Sometimes, the old road will climb higher and dangerous peaks, overlook the mountains, and sit and watch the sea of clouds. Only at this time will Zhao Ran slightly admire Lao Dao - because he really didn't dare to climb that dangerous peak. Of course, he will definitely not show this admiration, but ridicule the old way: "I said the old way, you know that it is very dangerous here, don't you put yourself in danger for the sake of being handsome, although this does look very handsome, but I think people should be down-to-earth." ”

The wind is cool, Zhao Ran actually wants to go up to see the scenery of the dangerous peak. Once, he couldn't help it, and asked Lao Dao: "I said Lao Dao, what's so good about it? Isn't it better than Guanyuntai?"

Zhang Laodao looked at Zhao Ran below and sneered: "If you want to see it, come up by yourself, don't think about Lao Dao, I'll help you." Look at your little bit of talent, you don't even dare to climb this high place, in vain you brag about doing great things on weekdays, but you are a timid rat!"

Zhao Ran finally couldn't stand the excitement of the old way, turned his heart sideways, hugged a green pine protruding from the rock wall, stepped on two horizontal cracks, moved his body to the top of the cliff, and tried to climb upwards with waist and abdomen. He didn't dare to look down, but he kept emboldening himself: "Even Zhang Laodao can climb up, why can't Lao Tzu?"

By the time he finally climbed to the top, his legs and feet were sore, and he was covered in cold sweat.

Lao Dao smiled and pointed into the distance: "Look, the sun is setting." ”

The radius here was extremely small, and Zhao Ran didn't dare to stand up straight like Zhang Laodao, so he laboriously moved his sitting posture. When he turned his head, he was reluctant to close his eyes anymore.

Climb to the top, such as in the clouds, a bird's-eye view of the world, the weather is thousands.

"Old Dao, this place is really beautiful!"

"Yes, the heavens and the earth are majestic, and they are all in it!"

"Old Dao, you suddenly became cultured......

"Stinky boy!"

"Old, I want to jump...... I feel that this mountain, this heaven and earth, is opening its arms to me, and I want to embrace them!"

"Hmm...... There is a true meaning in this, and I have forgotten to distinguish it!"

"Lao Dao, you have really improved a lot when you get along with me recently, and you can write poetry...... Wait, why do these two sentences sound so familiar?"

β€œ......”

"Old Dao, in fact, I want to say, I really want to fly......"

β€œ...... I want to ...... too"

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