Chapter 4: The Oolong Incident

"Grandpa said that Meng Po was an old lady, but I didn't expect it to be a big sister. The child said again, in fact, it is not to blame Jiang Yuan for treating the maid as Meng Po.

Because the maid was carrying a bowl, and there was indeed soup in the bowl, in Jiang Yuan's memory, he was already dead.

I'm not Meng Po, I'm just a maid. The maid replied softly, then put the clothes and food on the table, and left.

Jiang Yuan looked at the back of the maid and said suspiciously, "Does Meng Po also have a maid?"

Of course, no one answered his question, he looked at the fragrant rice on the table, swallowed his saliva, he was a little hungry, walked to the table, and devoured it.

The rice is very fragrant, but compared to what Jiang Chen made, it is still worse.

Eating is eating, Jiang Yuan didn't dare to drink that bowl of soup, because Jiang Chen said that after drinking Meng Po soup, he would forget everything, and Jiang Yuan still had to find the villagers of Peach Blossom Village and Jiang Chen!

"Uh!" Jiang Yuan touched his stomach, burped, and looked at the clothes on the table, which were a little weird.

However, Jiang Yuan didn't think too much about it, so he put on his clothes, which were softer and more comfortable than the clothes he wore in Peach Blossom Village.

How did he know? This is silk and cotton, and what he wears in Peach Blossom Village is just coarse linen clothes.

"Who are you, why are you in my room?" Just as Jiang Yuan had just finished changing his clothes, a voice as immature as he spoke.

Jiang Yuan couldn't help but look back, a little girl, she was wearing a light blue dress, a round little face, snow-like skin, big round eyes staring at Jiang Yuan, and her cherry mouth was very high.

"I'm Jiang Yuan. Jiang Yuan replied.

"Jiang Yuan?" the little girl frowned and read again, then looked at Jiang Yuan, "Are you my relative?"

"Relatives?" Jiang Yuan scratched his head, are there relatives in hell? This is his doubt, as for the little girl, in his eyes at this moment, she is a little female ghost.

"Even if it's a relative, you can't come to my room, and you're still wearing my clothes. The little girl said.

"Your room, your clothes?" Jiang Yuan was a little stunned, no wonder he thought this dress was a little strange, it turned out to be a girl's clothes.

Yes, Jiang Yuan at this time is a little funny, a little boy, wearing a dress.

This is not to blame him, in Peach Blossom Village, all the girls wear pants, Jiang Yuan has never seen a skirt at all, he thinks that girls can wear skirts, why can't boys wear them?

It's all one head, two legs, and it's all about the same.

The little girl frowned and looked at Jiang Yuan, this can't be a fool!

"What's your name?" Jiang Yuan asked the little girl.

"Jiang Ling'er. The little girl replied happily.

"Your surname is Jiang?" Jiang Yuan was a little stunned.

"Nonsense, most of the people in Gangneung County have the surname Jiang. Jiang Ling'er rolled her eyes and said.

"So many people with the surname Jiang?" Jiang Yuan said.

My father said that there are hundreds of thousands of people with the surname Jiang. Jiang Ling'er said.

"Oh, are all these surnamed Jiang under your father's control?"

"No, my father is a thousand horsemen, and he can only manage a thousand people. ”

"Oh, a thousand, it seems that your father is a great steward in hell. Jiang Yuan said.

"Hell, what hell?" Jiang Ling'er was stunned when she heard Jiang Yuan's words.

"This is hell, we're all dead, and now we're ghosts. Jiang Yuan said, he looked at Jiang Ling'er.

"You're just dead......!" Jiang Ling'er heard Jiang Yuan's words, and her voice was a little angry.

Jiang Yuan looked at Jiang Ling'er and thought in his heart, I am afraid that the little girl in front of him will not be able to accept the fact that she is dead.

Alas, it's inevitable, I can't accept it, let alone her, but the hellish world is pretty good.

Jiang Ling'er looked at Jiang Yuan, who was stunned, and didn't say anything, she reached out and picked up the soup on the table, and was about to open her mouth to drink it.

But he was stopped by Jiang Yuan, "What are you doing?"

Jiang Ling'er asked Jiang Yuan puzzled.

"This is Meng Po soup, you can't drink it, you will forget everything if you drink it. Jiang Yuan said eagerly, for fear that Jiang Ling'er would drink the bowl of soup.

"There's something wrong with you!" Jiang Ling'er rolled her eyes and said angrily.

"You name it, you can't drink it anyway. Jiang Yuan didn't care about Jiang Ling'er scolding herself.

The two children were at a stalemate, and Jiang Ling'er was about to drink the bowl of soup, but Jiang Yuan just wouldn't let her drink it.

Jiang Ling'er gradually became a little angry, and her small fist hammered directly at Jiang Yuan.

Bang.........

Jiang Yuan was punched back, and he was a little surprised! Why did this little girl hurt so much with a punch, it was impossible!

"Hmph!" Jiang Ling'er snorted coldly and drank the soup directly into her stomach.

"Don't drink ......," Jiang Yuan shouted again.

"I think you're a fool. Jiang Ling'er put the bowl on the table, and then walked towards Jiang Yuan.

"What are you going to do?" Jiang Yuan glared at Jiang Ling'er and asked.

"Miss Ben wants to sleep, you get out of here for Miss Ben. Jiang Linger said, and directly kicked Jiang Yuan in the stomach, and Jiang Yuan was kicked out of the door like a ball.

Oops.........

Jiang Yuan was lying on the ground, in pain, and after Jiang Ling'er kicked out Jiang Yuan, she directly closed the door.

But then he opened it again, "Take your stinky clothes away." ”

The clothes that Jiang Yuan was wearing before were thrown out and put directly on Jiang Yuan's head.

"Uh-huh, it seems to stink. Jiang Yuan sniffed his clothes and said.

Jiang Yuan stood up and looked around, he found that this place was much more prosperous than Peach Blossom Village.

This is a courtyard, about two three hundred square meters, there are more than ten houses, the house is simple and generous. Although there are no glazed jade tiles, they are also very beautiful.

"Why are you standing outside?" Just as Jiang Yuan was scanning the surrounding buildings, Master Jiang came back, he looked at Jiang Yuan who was standing at the door of the room, holding his clothes, and asked.

"Are you Jiang Ling'er's father?" Jiang Yuan saw Lord Jiang, and the vigilance in his eyes was not as strong as before.

"Hmm!" Master Jiang nodded.

"Great, Jiang Ling'er drank Meng Po soup, you are the big steward here, you must have a way. Jiang Yuan said, at the moment he was still entangled in the matter of Meng Po Tang.

"What? What are you talking about?" Master Jiang frowned slightly, he couldn't understand Jiang Yuan's words.

What kind of Meng Po, what kind of big steward, this kid won't be washed away by the water, right? But looking at his sincere eyes, it's not like it!

"Ling'er. Master Jiang knocked on the door.

"Daddy, wait, they've just gone to sleep. Jiang Ling'er's voice came from inside the house, and then the door was opened, and Jiang Ling'er had already changed into a pink transparent gauze skirt.

"Strange, shouldn't you remember nothing?" Jiang Yuan said suspiciously.

"Daddy, where did you get such a fool?" Jiang Ling'er saw Jiang Yuan and asked Lord Jiang.

"Picked up from the river. Master Jiang said.

"Picked up in the river?" Jiang Ling'er was a little suspicious, isn't it common to only pick up stupid fish in the river?

"Kid, do you know what one plus one is?" asked Master Jiang.

"How much is one plus one?" Jiang Yuan rolled his eyes, "Of course it's two." Jiang Yuan replied angrily.

Such a mentally retarded problem, a fool would be, Jiang Yuan thought in his heart.

"What about two plus two?" Lord Jiang asked again.

"I'm not stupid. Jiang Yuan said.

"You're not a fool, hehe........." Jiang Ling'er heard Jiang Yuan's words and said, in people's cognition, only fools will talk nonsense and talk nonsense.

"I'm really not stupid. Jiang Yuan saw Jiang Ling'er's look of disbelief, and said again.

"Hmph! Fools never say they're fools. Jiang Ling'er snorted coldly.

"I'm a fool. Jiang Yuan said.

"Daddy, do you hear me? He said he was a fool. Jiang Ling'er was about to jump up with joy suddenly, grabbed Lord Jiang's clothes and said.

"You ........." Jiang Yuan reacted, he was tricked by Jiang Ling'er, his little face was puffed up, and he wanted to refute, but he didn't know how to say it.

"Okay, Ling'er, he's not stupid. Master Jiang smiled lightly.

"Child, this is Gangneung County, one of the top ten counties of Dayan Kingdom. Master Jiang seemed to have guessed Jiang Yuan's thoughts.

"Great Yan Kingdom, isn't that the outside world?" Jiang Yuan suddenly remembered that the villagers of Peach Blossom Village had talked about Great Yan Kingdom.

"The outside world?" Lord Jiang frowned again, the kid spoke upside down.

At this moment, Jiang Yuan understood, this is not hell, this is the outside world, Master Jiang picked himself up from the river, and he was pushed into the water by the old man, thinking of this, Jiang Yuan couldn't help but touch his chest.

"Peach Blossom Village, I want to go back to Peach Blossom Village. Jiang Yuan suddenly shouted, and then turned around to leave, but was directly knocked unconscious by Master Jiang.

"Alas, the child may have been stimulated. Master Jiang sighed and walked into Jiang Ling'er's room with Jiang Yuan in his arms.

"Daddy, you can't put it on my bed, he ......" Jiang Ling'er wanted to stop it, but it was too late, Jiang Yuan had already been put on the bed by Master Jiang.

"Ah.........h

"Ling'er, what are you doing so suddenly?" asked Master Jiang.

"Daddy, I don't want this room anymore. Jiang Ling'er said, her eyes slightly red.

"Why?"

"People don't want to sleep in the bed that has been slept in by a stinky man!" Jiang Ling'er said.

"Uh!" Master Jiang was stunned, "Who did you learn these words from?" Master Jiang's voice was a little stern.

You must know that Jiang Ling'er is only six years old, so she shouldn't know this, it's just that the girl is precocious, even if she is a father, Master Jiang doesn't know, because she is a man.

"Daddy, you're actually murdering me. Jiang Linger couldn't help crying.

"Alas!" Looking at the crying Jiang Ling'er, Lord Jiang sighed, his wife went early, so he was considered to be a father and a mother at the same time, which was not easy.

is afraid that his daughter will learn badly, and he is afraid that his daughter will be wronged, and the most important thing is that he can't make up for his mother's love.

"Ling'er, I'm sorry, my father ........."

"Hmph! Ling'er hates you. Jiang Ling'er ran out after speaking.