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Saruhito came to his senses, and he sat up with his head in his hands. The smell of a whirring body.

"Donkey face, if I don't burn you to make donkey meat, I swear not to be a human being." Ape Ren was overwhelmed with grief and indignation, and roared angrily to the sky.

He soared into the sky, frantically searching for the donkey's face. Seven miles ahead, there is a ghost Majiazhuang. The more I look for the ape, the more angry I become, thinking that only the deity was deceiving people everywhere, when did I ever fall for this kind of fool.

And he actually planted it twice in the hands of a donkey demon, and when the deity woke up and the memories were shared, wouldn't he be a loser to death.

When the search failed, Ape Ren suppressed his anger, and he turned to find a river, and jumped into the water to bathe.

"Sister, look, there's a little monkey who has fallen into the water, let's rescue him." Just as Ape Ren was bathing, one hundred and two figures appeared by the river.

"There is a demonic spirit". Saruhito felt a powerful demonic aura, and he turned his head to look over.

"Don't make trouble Xiaoqing, this is not an ordinary monkey, his strength is not low." Bai Suzhen said.

"It's them, I can't afford to provoke them, I'll go." The ape fell headlong into the water and disappeared.

Bai Suzhen looked at the disappearing figure of the ape and wondered, why is there no demonic energy on this monkey demon, and the strength of the human immortal cannot completely fade the demonic energy on the body. And what does the breath of this monkey demon have to do with the two people who are in Xianghu Louzhou?

"Hey, let him run away, sister, sister, you are a cultivator of the immortals, what are you afraid of." Xiaoqing said dissatisfied.

"More things are better than less things, and when you repay your kindness, you will go to Emei with me and become an immortal as soon as possible." Xiaoqing was too naughty, and Bai Suzhen felt that she shouldn't be brought to the world.

After the two walked for a while, an old donkey came out of the woods.

"Why are there so many powerful monsters in Hangzhou, I have to hurry up and finish this ticket and run away." The old donkey muttered to himself, and then walked away with his hooves in the direction from which he had come.

The ape sat on the branch of the peach tree dejectedly, and the peach in his mouth was like chewing wax.

I just offended Ji Mei, and let the donkey face snatch the laxative, what should I do next?

Go back and steal some medicine, no, you'll be killed by the chicken soul.

Life is full of tears, and if you don't die, you have to live and suffer. The more you toss, the more unlucky, and the more you pursue, the more sad you are. If you are not tired of dying and struggling, it is better to sleep on the bed paralyzed.

Ape Ren drooped his head and lowered his hands, walking at the foot of Phoenix Mountain.

I went to the mountain gate in high spirits and ran back full of chicken feathers.

"You monkey spirit, where did you come from?"

Unknowingly, Saruhito was stopped by a small monster.

"I came from the mountains with orchid grass, ah, phew".

Ape Ren raised his head and saw a big horse monkey: "Hey, this family".

Ape's eyes glowed.

"Go and go, who is with you is your family, Lao Tzu is a big horse monkey, you can see it."

"Yes, yes, I am also a monkey in my family, and I am a monkey." Ape Ren jumped and rolled in front of the big horse monkey.

"I know what a monkey is, why haven't I heard of it?" The big horse monkey wondered, when did the monkey clan have a monkey.

"The dialect of my hometown, don't care about those in my family, what are you doing here?"

"The King is going to hold a hero's banquet, let me send an invitation to the king of Monkey Mountain." The big horse monkey said. He was still struggling to know what kind of monkey he was.

"Benjia, can I take a look? I haven't seen an invitation yet?" Ape Ren stared at the big horse monkey with a pair of big eyes.

"Oh". The big horse monkey pulled out the invitation. He suddenly became alert and said, "No, the Dharma King has an order, and you can't show it to others."

"If you can't see it, don't watch it." Ape Ren was fearless, he suddenly pointed to the sky and said, "Look at my family, there is a plane."

"What flying chicken?" the monkey looked back.

Ape Ren jumped up and slammed his fist into the back of the monkey's head.

Duang

The big horse monkey didn't respond and lay on the ground.

"You big horse monkey, don't let me see it, I want to see it."

Saruhito pulled the invitation card out of the monkey's arms, and he opened it to check it.

On the side of the cover, it is written that Brother Monkey personally opened, I am a monkey, and I am right.

What's all this about?

I kidnapped a thousand new children yesterday, please create all kinds of tastes, and book a thousand hearts feast of steamed buns. Please come to try it on the day, and hope that Brother Ren will come down early. The sixth day of the first month of this month.

The old man, King Jinba.

What do you mean, a thousand kids? Let these kids cook for them?

Ape Ren scratches his ears and cheeks, and hates the literati the most, especially the half-hung literati.

A Thousand Hearts Banquet, is it digging the hearts of children?

On the sixth day of the first month of this month, what day is the first day of today, and the second day of the new month, there are still four days. Ape Ren took the monkey's hand and calculated, and went to find someone to help him see first.

The ape rose into the air, stepping on the fire cloud and flying away at great speed.

After two hours, Ape Ren returned to Xianghu again, this time he didn't dare to go to Ji Mei, but to Ma Tengyun.

Ma Tengyun is holding a poetry meeting at the moment, and a group of men and women are chanting poems against each other.

Leaning on the dangerous building, the wind is fine, looking at the extreme spring sorrow, and the sky is gloomy. In the afterglow of the grass-colored smoke, there is no one who will rely on his will.

I plan to get drunk with the madness, and I sing about the wine, and the strong music is tasteless. The belt gradually widened and did not regret it, and it made people haggard for Yi.

"Ah, so handsome, Ma Gongzi is mine."

"It's so charming, even if Ma Gongzi is handsome, he is still talented."

Ma Tengyun was drinking and chanting poetry, and there was a group of women around him, if it weren't for the guardrails, he would probably be torn apart by those women.

Ma Tengyun enjoys this sought-after feeling very much.

"This Ma Tengyun came from there, and he was in the limelight, hateful." The scholars who were also in the poetry and literature club were jealous.

"It seems to have come from the south." Someone said.

"Phew, the man is a barbarian". Tai Yingjun said

"No, how did I hear he came from the north." Someone has questions.

"Phew, northern barbarians". Tai Yingjun said

"You are all wrong, this Ma Tengyun is a local, and his family is very rich." A scholar said.

"Phew, for the rich, not benevolent". Tai Yingjun said

Scholars: "......"

Boom, Ma Tengyun's head was hit by a tile, and he was immediately furious.

The scholars were secretly happy.

Tai Yingjun said: "It is that hero who does the way for heaven."

"Who dares to assassinate Ma Gongzi, the old lady is going to kill him alive." Ma Tengyun was smashed, he was angry before he came, and the women around him were already furious.

"Sisters, block the door, you can't find the murderer, and no one wants to go out." Seeing Ma Tengyun being smashed, these women were crazy and ready to make a big fuss.

Ma Tengyun caught a glimpse of a smirking monkey squatting on a tree not far away.

Looking at the crazy women, he cast a spell of bewilderment and quietly left.

"You monkey spirit, what are you doing when you have something to talk about, smash my head?" Ma Tengyun was full of resentment.

"I want to too, but you only have those women in your eyes, and you don't even feel it when I come." Ape Ren crouched on a branch.

"Didn't you go to kill King Jinba? Why did you run away from me?"

"Look at this, the King of Jinba is a semi-illiterate person writing things, I can't read it, let you give me a palm." Aruren took out the invitation and handed it to Ma Tengyun.

Ma Tengyun took it over and recited: "I kidnapped a thousand children yesterday, please make all kinds of tastes, and make a thousand hearts feast on steamed buns in the sea." Please come to try it on the day, and hope that Brother Ren will come down early. The sixth day of the first month of this month. The old man King Jinba".

"What do you mean?" Aruren scratched his cheeks.

"It's terrible to be uneducated." Ma Tengyun gave a small blow to Ape Ren and explained: "King Jinba said that he caught a thousand boys and girls yesterday and invited a cook to cook, so you all come and taste it. I will chop the meat into a stuffing to make a big stuffed steamed bun, dig out the heart and eat it raw, and the time is set for the sixth day of the new year."

"What, killing people and eating meat, this evil obstacle". Ma Tengyun reacted instantly, and said angrily: "Monkey, copy guy, let's peel that King Jin Ba and cramp."